Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ABC7 New York)   It's a tale as old as time: Girl meets boy, girl falls in love, girl asks boy to live out of a van traveling the country, girl disappears, boyfriend drives home, hires a lawyer, and says nothing   (abc7ny.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Ford Transit, Wyoming, Grand Teton National Park, disappearance of Gabrielle Petito, Grand Teton, Teton Range, Teton County, Wyoming, Brian Laundrie's attorney  
•       •       •

4379 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Sep 2021 at 5:30 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



186 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2021-09-15 4:06:20 AM  
God bless America....
 
2021-09-15 5:37:26 AM  
I'm not saying it'll ultimately keep him out of jail, but it does put the onus on the police to gather up the evidence against him on their own.
 
2021-09-15 5:52:42 AM  
Drainage ditch, or sex slavery. Those are the two ways she has ended up.

They need a forensic team on the Transit ASAP.

/or, she is fine and is just taking some alone time.
 
2021-09-15 5:54:54 AM  
Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
en.meming.worldView Full Size
 
2021-09-15 5:55:14 AM  
I'll tell you a tale as old as time but with a modern twist:

The hippie girl with the 'Let it be' tattoo ditched her bf after a bad argument and left with outlaw bikers (and now disappeared) and (the twist) now he's trying to limit his civil liability for going back home alone to Long Island.
 
2021-09-15 5:57:49 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm not saying it'll ultimately keep him out of jail, but it does put the onus on the police to gather up the evidence against him on their own.


unless the suspect is an unarmed black man with his back to them I doubt the police will do much.
 
2021-09-15 6:00:48 AM  
Probably tried fording the Blue River.

Or possibly she caught dysentery.
 
2021-09-15 6:03:21 AM  

uttertosh: Drainage ditch, or sex slavery. Those are the two ways she has ended up.

They need a forensic team on the Transit ASAP.

/or, she is fine and is just taking some alone time.


So, somehow, in your mind, the boyfriend of a few years travels out west and sells his girlfriend into sex slavery?

What likely happened is they were living in a small van. Got sick of each other. She owned the van and told him to get out. He kills her and heads as far away as possible to make the body as difficult to find as possible since he could have dumped her anywhere along the route. He stays quiet and hopes to get away with it
 
2021-09-15 6:07:03 AM  
Van life; I read in the New Yorker that it's a wonderful way of life.
 
2021-09-15 6:07:55 AM  
I feel so sorry for this woman's parents. They must be absolutely terrified and heart struck.

The fact that this guy is saying nothing at all would be the absolute worst for them.

I truly hope the police solve this soon for their sakes.
 
2021-09-15 6:18:06 AM  
Grand Teton means "big titty".
 
2021-09-15 6:20:42 AM  

DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]


So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?
 
2021-09-15 6:21:54 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm not saying it'll ultimately keep him out of jail, but it does put the onus on the police to gather up the evidence against him on their own.


It's the smart thing to do. Doesn't look great. But smart.
 
2021-09-15 6:22:31 AM  

omg bbq: Grand Teton means "big titty".


The Teton range has one big titty and one little titty. I call the park Biggie Smalls.

/stolen and paraphrased
 
2021-09-15 6:23:39 AM  

JK8Fan: DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]

So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?


Thank you for that comment. It does appear if the victim is white and god forbid blond, all she gets is ridicule.
 
2021-09-15 6:25:22 AM  
But seriously, let's start with a guy driving someone else's van across the country after the owner vanishes.

Forget even making him a suspect yet, the VAN itself may be evidence.
 
2021-09-15 6:25:50 AM  
unless the suspect is an unarmed black man with his back to them I doubt the police will do much.

Still carrying this around with you?
 
2021-09-15 6:25:55 AM  
She's dead, Jim.
 
2021-09-15 6:27:31 AM  

barefoot2008: JK8Fan: DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]

So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?

Thank you for that comment. It does appear if the victim is white and god forbid blond, all she gets is ridicule.


These type of comments always baffle me. Is their a rash of missing non-white women women that isn't getting investigated?
Follow up: do they have green eyes?
 
2021-09-15 6:27:46 AM  
It's just viral marketing for a new Nancy Grace show.
 
2021-09-15 6:28:25 AM  
He killed her, and lawyer'd up.

A quick push of a cliff in a remote area.
 
2021-09-15 6:29:41 AM  

JK8Fan: uttertosh: Drainage ditch, or sex slavery. Those are the two ways she has ended up.

They need a forensic team on the Transit ASAP.

/or, she is fine and is just taking some alone time.

So, somehow, in your mind, the boyfriend of a few years travels out west and sells his girlfriend into sex slavery?

What likely happened is they were living in a small van. Got sick of each other. She owned the van and told him to get out. He kills her and heads as far away as possible to make the body as difficult to find as possible since he could have dumped her anywhere along the route. He stays quiet and hopes to get away with it


No, there were two options. You just think that option B is less likely. Based on your experience in life.

/knows a girl who was trafficked by her ex
 
2021-09-15 6:38:21 AM  

JK8Fan: DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]

So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?


Well, you what they, "Black Lives Matter".
 
2021-09-15 6:42:29 AM  
The only certain thing here is that he knows where she is. If she just disappeared, he would not have left, he would have stayed and looked for her. If she left intentionally, she probably would have taken her van with her. Most likely she died in some way that is at least enough his fault to make him panic and run, but he definitely knows what happened to her.
 
2021-09-15 6:49:10 AM  
He's guilty as sin.

Good thing for him and his family they are not in South Carolina.

They have a more direct way of resolving these issues than strongly worded statements from attorneys.
 
2021-09-15 6:50:47 AM  

uttertosh: JK8Fan: uttertosh: Drainage ditch, or sex slavery. Those are the two ways she has ended up.

They need a forensic team on the Transit ASAP.

/or, she is fine and is just taking some alone time.

So, somehow, in your mind, the boyfriend of a few years travels out west and sells his girlfriend into sex slavery?

What likely happened is they were living in a small van. Got sick of each other. She owned the van and told him to get out. He kills her and heads as far away as possible to make the body as difficult to find as possible since he could have dumped her anywhere along the route. He stays quiet and hopes to get away with it

No, there were two options. You just think that option B is less likely. Based on your experience in life.

/knows a girl who was trafficked by her ex


whynotboth.jpg-with the YouTube and Instagram as cover.

I wonder if OnlyFans would look at the warrant?
 
2021-09-15 6:53:27 AM  

H31N0US: He's guilty as sin.

Good thing for him and his family they are not in South Carolina.

They have a more direct way of resolving these issues than strongly worded statements from attorneys.


Sibling sex?
 
2021-09-15 6:54:06 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I'll tell you a tale as old as time but with a modern twist:

The hippie girl with the 'Let it be' tattoo ditched her bf after a bad argument and left with outlaw bikers (and now disappeared) and (the twist) now he's trying to limit his civil liability for going back home alone to Long Island.


Fark user imageView Full Size


Sounds like plot... reality is rarely that interesting.

He killed her during a stupid fight. Alcohol was likely involved. He dug a grave both too short and too shallow. Animals have already been at her. If he found a good spot she'll never be found. If he didn't put her body in the van and he keeps his mouth shut he'll never be charged. 

/why did you mention her tattoo, boomer?
 
2021-09-15 6:57:41 AM  
Nothing says guilty like a move of this nature
 
2021-09-15 6:58:24 AM  

H31N0US: He's guilty as sin.

Good thing for him and his family they are not in South Carolina.

They have a more direct way of resolving these issues than strongly worded statements from attorneys.


There is a new twist in that crazy saga https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-​news/s​outh-carolina-man-charged-assisted-sui​cide-shooting-alex-murdaugh-n1279208?c​id=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
 
2021-09-15 6:58:56 AM  

H31N0US: He's guilty as sin.

Good thing for him and his family they are not in South Carolina.

They have a more direct way of resolving these issues than strongly worded statements from attorneys.


With poverty, low life expectancy and an unsettling crime rate?
 
2021-09-15 7:00:49 AM  
Talk?  And spoil the surprise?

"Mom, Dad...i'm unemployed, single , pregnant...and i'm moving in"
 
2021-09-15 7:02:45 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Wine Sipping Elitist: I'll tell you a tale as old as time but with a modern twist:

The hippie girl with the 'Let it be' tattoo ditched her bf after a bad argument and left with outlaw bikers (and now disappeared) and (the twist) now he's trying to limit his civil liability for going back home alone to Long Island.

[Fark user image 387x471]

Sounds like plot... reality is rarely that interesting.

He killed her during a stupid fight. Alcohol was likely involved. He dug a grave both too short and too shallow. Animals have already been at her. If he found a good spot she'll never be found. If he didn't put her body in the van and he keeps his mouth shut he'll never be charged. 

/why did you mention her tattoo, boomer?


Alcohol or possibly other drugs, but yeah that is the most plausible explanation.

Sadly, even the sex trafficking idea is almost a false hope. Not impossible, but this case screams "where no one can hear you scream"
 
2021-09-15 7:05:17 AM  

Tracianne: H31N0US: He's guilty as sin.

Good thing for him and his family they are not in South Carolina.

They have a more direct way of resolving these issues than strongly worded statements from attorneys.

There is a new twist in that crazy saga https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-n​ews/south-carolina-man-charged-assiste​d-suicide-shooting-alex-murdaugh-n1279​208?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma


Oh, right. The twist is, apparently, even after the most recent incident where the lawyer admitted to attempting to commit insurance fraud, he still hasn't been arrested.

Maybe this guy SHOULD move to SC...
 
2021-09-15 7:11:14 AM  
You'll have plenty of time to invoke the fifth when you're living in a van down by the river
 
2021-09-15 7:19:10 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: H31N0US: He's guilty as sin.

Good thing for him and his family they are not in South Carolina.

They have a more direct way of resolving these issues than strongly worded statements from attorneys.

With poverty, low life expectancy and an unsettling crime rate?


don't forget hootie and the blowfish.
 
2021-09-15 7:24:26 AM  

uttertosh: JK8Fan: uttertosh: Drainage ditch, or sex slavery. Those are the two ways she has ended up.

They need a forensic team on the Transit ASAP.

/or, she is fine and is just taking some alone time.

So, somehow, in your mind, the boyfriend of a few years travels out west and sells his girlfriend into sex slavery?

What likely happened is they were living in a small van. Got sick of each other. She owned the van and told him to get out. He kills her and heads as far away as possible to make the body as difficult to find as possible since he could have dumped her anywhere along the route. He stays quiet and hopes to get away with it

No, there were two options. You just think that option B is less likely. Based on your experience in life.

/knows a girl who was trafficked by her ex


Being they were together for a year and a half and the cops had been called to a domestic incident at one of their campsites, it is doubtful he went through all of the trappings of the van life for months and travelled thousands of miles, while documenting their travels on YouTube, as some ruse to sell her to sex traffickers.
They had a fight. She told him to leave. He killed her. Started driving back east and dumped her body along the way.
 
2021-09-15 7:28:19 AM  

Publikwerks: barefoot2008: JK8Fan: DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]

So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?

Thank you for that comment. It does appear if the victim is white and god forbid blond, all she gets is ridicule.

These type of comments always baffle me. Is their a rash of missing non-white women women that isn't getting investigated?
Follow up: do they have green eyes?


Many years ago a white girl was kidnapped from her home and murdered. There was a ton of press about it, and even celebrities got involved. Meanwhile around the same time the same thing happened to a black girl (different perpetrator), and there was virtually no press.
 
2021-09-15 7:29:26 AM  
Really? I have to be the first? Fine.

Looks like we have some... dirty Laundrie.
 
2021-09-15 7:34:26 AM  

Publikwerks: barefoot2008: JK8Fan: DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]

So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?

Thank you for that comment. It does appear if the victim is white and god forbid blond, all she gets is ridicule.

These type of comments always baffle me. Is their a rash of missing non-white women women that isn't getting investigated?
Follow up: do they have green eyes?


Yes. There are so many it has its own label: missing or murdered indigenous women, MMIW.

Let me get you some quick reading to start with:

Start here.

More here
 
2021-09-15 7:37:24 AM  
Unfortunately, there is probably about as much a chance of this being solved as there being Justice for Oli...
 
2021-09-15 7:42:40 AM  

H31N0US: He's guilty as sin.

Good thing for him and his family they are not in South Carolina.

They have a more direct way of resolving these issues than strongly worded statements from attorneys.


Just make sure the Bubba you ask to shoot you in the head, shoots you in the head.
 
2021-09-15 7:45:08 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I'll tell you a tale as old as time but with a modern twist:

The hippie girl with the 'Let it be' tattoo ditched her bf after a bad argument and left with outlaw bikers (and now disappeared) and (the twist) now he's trying to limit his civil liability for going back home alone to Long Island.


It is HER VAN. The boyfriend stole it.
 
2021-09-15 7:47:28 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: Talk?  And spoil the surprise?

"Mom, Dad...i'm unemployed, single , pregnant...and i'm moving in"


They're imploring the son to talk, so if he makes that statement, it's going to raise a lot of questions.
 
2021-09-15 7:47:40 AM  

Publikwerks: barefoot2008: JK8Fan: DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]

So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?

Thank you for that comment. It does appear if the victim is white and god forbid blond, all she gets is ridicule.

These type of comments always baffle me. Is their a rash of missing non-white women women that isn't getting investigated?
Follow up: do they have green eyes?


Ita been 20 years since Elizabeth Smart.. Quite long enough for idiots to feign stupidity, eh?
 
2021-09-15 7:50:26 AM  
I have always said there are only two ways to tell if someone is really cool. Eat acid/mushrooms with them or backpack around Europe.  Or this van trip.
 
2021-09-15 7:54:10 AM  

ansius: The fact that this guy is saying nothing at all would be the absolute worst for them.


You NEVER talk to the police even if you are innocent in things like this.  They will twist your words to make you guilty.

Don't Talk to the Police
Youtube d-7o9xYp7eE
 
2021-09-15 7:54:38 AM  
Crap timestamp was off, WTH Youtube.
 
2021-09-15 7:56:33 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Publikwerks: barefoot2008: JK8Fan: DarksideHalo: Oh no! A hot white woman is missing!
[en.meming.world image 600x419]

So a white girl who possibly is a murder victim isn't important anymore?

Thank you for that comment. It does appear if the victim is white and god forbid blond, all she gets is ridicule.

These type of comments always baffle me. Is their a rash of missing non-white women women that isn't getting investigated?
Follow up: do they have green eyes?

Many years ago a white girl was kidnapped from her home and murdered. There was a ton of press about it, and even celebrities got involved. Meanwhile around the same time the same thing happened to a black girl (different perpetrator), and there was virtually no press.


Many years ago there was a brutal black on white crime where four people were murdered. There was virtually no press about it at that time.
 
2021-09-15 7:59:32 AM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: ansius: The fact that this guy is saying nothing at all would be the absolute worst for them.

You NEVER talk to the police even if you are innocent in things like this.  They will twist your words to make you guilty.

[YouTube video: Don't Talk to the Police]


I mean, that's one way to look at it. But in this particular instance the guy isn't even talking to his girlfriend's family. He didn't even report his girlfriend missing. There's ZERO chance this guy is keeping his mouth shut because he's completely innocent.
 
Displayed 50 of 186 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.