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2021-09-15 12:03:27 AM  
Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..
 
2021-09-15 12:03:50 AM  
I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.
 
2021-09-15 12:04:01 AM  
Are they going to get all their money back to fund the NHS?
 
2021-09-15 12:04:09 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


They started before the election
 
2021-09-15 12:04:19 AM  
I'm gonna take some acid and make sure it all looks the same in the morning.

/please sweet satan make it all look the same in the morning
 
2021-09-15 12:04:33 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


They already put the website up yesterday.
 
2021-09-15 12:04:47 AM  
Ha ha. Cram it, Elder.

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


Elder had those claims ready to go yesterday. He's too Trumpy to go by actual reality.
 
2021-09-15 12:05:25 AM  
Recall the Recall!!!

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2021-09-15 12:05:26 AM  
TFG calls Larry Ruckus a low-energy loser in 3....2....1....
 
2021-09-15 12:05:30 AM  
2Pac ft. Dr. Dre - California Love (Official Video) [Full Length Version]
Youtube omfz62qu_Bc
 
2021-09-15 12:05:38 AM  
The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.
 
2021-09-15 12:05:47 AM  
Good job Cali.
 
2021-09-15 12:05:53 AM  
Remember when a person didn't feel the need to follow elections in other states because the Republican Party wasn't actively trying to overthrow democracy and install a plutocratic theocracy?

Pepperidge Farm remembers, vaguely.
 
2021-09-15 12:05:56 AM  
Guess uncle Ruckus is just going to have to go back to working the gate booth to the gated community.
 
2021-09-15 12:05:57 AM  
Thank god.
 
2021-09-15 12:06:00 AM  
The other thread was better.
 
2021-09-15 12:06:03 AM  
Republicans rejoice in forcing the state to waste nearly $300 million.
 
2021-09-15 12:06:05 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:06:15 AM  

Fiatlux: Good job Cali.


No sweat.
 
2021-09-15 12:06:20 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


They already put the webpage up. Yesterday. Amazingly prescient, aren't those losers?

They need to make Election Fraud-scented Desitin, as it's now the conservatives' owie cry after every loss.
 
2021-09-15 12:06:53 AM  
Lol. One of third of this country just stubbornly refuses to stop taking Big Fat L's
 
2021-09-15 12:06:56 AM  
this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black
 
2021-09-15 12:06:57 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


Those will have to be negative numbers, they've already been claiming it and Elder already had the website up and built a few days back.

But who farking cares what "conservatives" say anyway they'll say anything.

Californians seem to have spoken too, and they said "Faaaaaaaark that noise." Looks like it's not even going to be close, an open and shut question with a massive margin.
 
2021-09-15 12:07:06 AM  
SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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2021-09-15 12:07:10 AM  
Does this mean we never have to hear from Ms. Jenner ever again? Pretty please.
 
2021-09-15 12:07:17 AM  
Life comes at you fast.
 
2021-09-15 12:07:19 AM  
I haven't lived in CA since before I could vote, but I'm relieved.
Good job, Californians.
Now do something about all those sharknados.
 
2021-09-15 12:08:07 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.
 
2021-09-15 12:08:15 AM  

make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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Well, they could still be right and it not matter if Newsom survives question one.
 
2021-09-15 12:08:27 AM  

Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.


Campaigning while black. How dare he.
 
2021-09-15 12:08:36 AM  
The Elder Scrolls VI: California Saga of MAGA cancelled.

/Reading an elder scroll makes you go blind and mad? No shiat I say, looking at black guy Trumper who would deny himself of everything
//voted no weeks ago, dropping off ballot at library, then picking up a fancy pizza and Greek salad next door. Mmm, pizza on election night in a newspaper office. Memories, yo.
 
2021-09-15 12:08:45 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [YouTube video: 2Pac ft. Dr. Dre - California Love (Official Video) [Full Length Version]]


Kendrick Lamar - The Recipe (Explicit)
Youtube 3lWjhgJ-aVI
 
2021-09-15 12:08:47 AM  
Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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2021-09-15 12:09:31 AM  
Great, now California needs to change their stupid recall rules.
 
2021-09-15 12:10:09 AM  
Claiming election fraud with no evidence needs to be a felony. I'd be ok with it also being considered sedition. There needs to be consequences for lying. Big ones.
 
2021-09-15 12:10:19 AM  

make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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The media needs to make clear that "Noone" was the leading answer to #2 because Dems were instructed to leave that question blank.
 
2021-09-15 12:10:23 AM  

Practical_Draconian: The Elder Scrolls VI: California Saga of MAGA cancelled.

/Reading an elder scroll makes you go blind and mad? No shiat I say, looking at black guy Trumper who would deny himself of everything
//voted no weeks ago, dropping off ballot at library, then picking up a fancy pizza and Greek salad next door. Mmm, pizza on election night in a newspaper office. Memories, yo.


Well now we know why the journalists called it so early.
 
2021-09-15 12:10:25 AM  

make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.
 
2021-09-15 12:10:29 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black


That's not Gavin Mewsome?

/not sorry
 
2021-09-15 12:11:15 AM  

maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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CA missed out on Nickolas Wildsar, will they ever recover.
 
2021-09-15 12:11:17 AM  
So the libs weren't spited? I shoved horse dewormer up my ass for nothing?
 
2021-09-15 12:11:27 AM  
So there are more sane Californians than nutbar insane ones. Not the hugest fan of Newsom but he at least seems to be grounded in reality. He has a huge job cut out for him moving forward. Here's to hoping he can get the job done.
 
2021-09-15 12:11:40 AM  
Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

Every Californians Ever (Part 1 of 2)
Youtube dCer2e0t8r8
 
2021-09-15 12:11:43 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


His Trumpian approach to his shiatty campaign has nothing to do with him being black.

Nice try.
 
2021-09-15 12:12:00 AM  

Mrtraveler01: The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.


Anyone like Schwarzenegger wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in today's GOP.
 
2021-09-15 12:12:03 AM  

Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


Every group of people has a dumbest 33%
 
2021-09-15 12:12:03 AM  
Are they going to have an insurrection at the California state capitol now?
 
2021-09-15 12:12:05 AM  

foo monkey: Are they going to get all their money back to fund the NHS?


Newsom's Health Service?
 
2021-09-15 12:12:20 AM  
I'm just glad I actually got the result I wanted when I voted no on Q1.
 
2021-09-15 12:12:28 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


Go away . You are tiresome.
 
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2021-09-15 12:12:28 AM  

Psychopompous: Remember when a person didn't feel the need to follow elections in other states because the Republican Party wasn't actively trying to overthrow democracy and install a plutocratic theocracy?

Pepperidge Farm remembers, vaguely.


...no?

/tail end of Generation-X
//doesn't remember that
///thinks it must've stopped sometime before Nixon took office
 
2021-09-15 12:12:33 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:12:37 AM  

Mrtraveler01: TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black

That's not Gavin Mewsome?

/not sorry


NOR SHOULD YOU BE
 
2021-09-15 12:12:50 AM  
I wonder how many voters wrote in Newsom, even though he wasn't a valid write-in. I can tell you there was at least one.
 
2021-09-15 12:12:58 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:13:09 AM  

Wade_Wilson: Mrtraveler01: The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.

Anyone like Schwarzenegger wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in today's GOP.


And that's the bind the GOP is in these days.
 
2021-09-15 12:13:40 AM  
What an absolute farking waste of $300 million.
 
2021-09-15 12:13:50 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black


Pretty much everyone likes the french laundry and if possible a person should try at least once. Personally I prefer Per Se.
 
2021-09-15 12:13:58 AM  
No charismatic moderate celebrity Republican this time.  Womp womp.
 
2021-09-15 12:14:07 AM  
It sure is helpful that Republicans seem to have a knack for selecting unappealing candidates.
 
2021-09-15 12:14:14 AM  
Dave Chapelle was right...Newsom does look like Christian Bale/Bruce Wayne haha.
 
2021-09-15 12:14:20 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


-1, -2, -3... They were claiming it for months now. Elder was the best thing the Newsom campaign could ever hope for, and when the polls flipped, the "rigged" bullshiat started in earnest. Imagine that.
 
2021-09-15 12:14:29 AM  

GardenWeasel: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

Go away . You are tiresome.


Robot is likely an illegal alien. Nothing to see here.
 
2021-09-15 12:14:49 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

His Trumpian approach to his shiatty campaign has nothing to do with him being black.

Nice try.


But he was one of the good ones!
 
2021-09-15 12:14:55 AM  
The State of Jefferson and the Karens of Huntington Beach will be devastated.
 
2021-09-15 12:15:08 AM  

Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.
 
2021-09-15 12:15:29 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Are they going to have an insurrection at the California state capitol now?


I was at the CA state capitol when Trump was declared the loser. There was a small MAGA rally at the steps and an angry voice over a PA, and a few Trumper trucks rolling coal on L St., yelling at peds. Peds were mostly ignoring or laughing at them which just made em madder and gun their engine. I have video of this.
 
2021-09-15 12:15:32 AM  

Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.


As a minority, I'm a little ashamed and embarrassed that Larry Elder ran on the platform he had, and as a Republican. I'm glad he lost, despite me knowing the many flaws that Newsom has. The Republicans seems to want to run the worst candidates, then cry voter fraud when they lose.

Which is why I'd bet that in 2024, the Republican Presidential nominee will be someone shiatty, like DeSantis. Then when he loses, the GOP will scream that the vote was rigged against them.
 
2021-09-15 12:15:47 AM  

RolandTGunner: Great, now California needs to change their stupid recall rules.


California State Senator:

Irrespective of the preliminary recall election results tonight, Assembly Elections chair @Marc_Berman and I as chair of the Senate Elections and Constitutional Amendments Committee will release a joint statement tomorrow morning discussing our plans to fix a broken recall system

- Steve Glazer (@Steve_Glazer) September 14, 2021
 
2021-09-15 12:16:11 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


We don't care,we don't do there in this state.  We make sure candidates lose by a huge margin and the tell the whiners to fark off.
 
2021-09-15 12:16:12 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:16:33 AM  
Katy Perry - California Gurls (Official Music Video) ft. Snoop Dogg
Youtube F57P9C4SAW4
Cal li for nia girls, they vote for Democrats
Trump-trash trolls drive Ladas and suck
Elder goes to cry on Tucker Carlson,
oh whoa oh a oh

CAL LI FOR NIA!
 
2021-09-15 12:16:43 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


Oh the GOP/Cadet Bone Spur Cult started making fraud claims about the California election about a week ago.
 
2021-09-15 12:17:18 AM  

Fiatlux: Good job Cali.


Thank you.

/She said taking credit for her fellow Californians.
 
2021-09-15 12:17:30 AM  
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A good night for a No vote. Gratz on not going off the rails, Cali.
 
2021-09-15 12:18:00 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


I'm so sorry that Democrats didn't feed into your projection that a black man's mere interest in becoming governor, no matter how detestable, would automatically earn liberal support.
 
2021-09-15 12:18:12 AM  
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- Brian O'Neill (@NYC__Native) September 15, 2021
 
2021-09-15 12:18:30 AM  
It will be interesting to see where he takes the obvious mandate that the right has handed him. Good jorb, Republicans. It hurt itself in its confusion!
 
2021-09-15 12:20:10 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


Notice the republican shill giving Elder a free pass on his hatred of disabled people and other horrible positions.

Just like he went well out of his way to give the insurrectionists a free pass on  January 6th.
 
2021-09-15 12:20:30 AM  

Quick and Dirty: I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.


Frankly, that sounds awesome. Who wouldn't want to do that? Please say you were watching things like Dracula, or Frankenstein, or Night of the Living Dead.
 
2021-09-15 12:20:36 AM  

Fart_Machine: Mrtraveler01: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

His Trumpian approach to his shiatty campaign has nothing to do with him being black.

Nice try.

But he was one of the good ones!


He was a black guy running as a white guy.
 
2021-09-15 12:20:54 AM  

Aetre: [aetre.xepher.net image 300x176]

A good night for a No vote. Gratz on not going off the rails, Cali.


We're off the rails in completely different ways. We may be crazy, but we're not stupid.
 
2021-09-15 12:21:03 AM  
5.5m so far have voted for no to the recall, and 1.9m have voted for Elder.

I can't wait to hear how this was "stolen" from him though.
 
2021-09-15 12:21:12 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


Counting down? They been started
 
2021-09-15 12:21:26 AM  

Fart_Machine: Mrtraveler01: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

His Trumpian approach to his shiatty campaign has nothing to do with him being black.

Nice try.

But he was one of the good ones!


California judged him by the content of his character and not by the color of his skin.
 
2021-09-15 12:21:55 AM  

anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.


Two hours outside of any major city is Alabama, this is true no matter what state it is.
 
2021-09-15 12:22:28 AM  

Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/dCer2e0t​8r8]



Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Santa Monica Blvd., amirite?

/Coming to America screening next Saturday
//The SNL Californians skit hits too close to home whenever I'm giving directions somewhere
///Ah, California, don't ever change. . .
 
2021-09-15 12:22:37 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:23:05 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:23:17 AM  

jst3p: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

Two hours outside of any major city is Alabama, this is true no matter what state it is.


Two hours can't get you from LAX to Westwood on a Friday afternoon.
 
2021-09-15 12:24:18 AM  
Well good.  I hope it bankrupted, or severely hampered, some GQP financiers.
 
2021-09-15 12:24:25 AM  

Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


It's hard to believe but California actually had more Trump voters than Texas in 2020, by nearly 100k.
 
2021-09-15 12:24:56 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

They already put the webpage up. Yesterday. Amazingly prescient, aren't those losers?

They need to make Election Fraud-scented Desitin, as it's now the conservatives' owie cry after every loss.


Election Fraud Scented Boudreaux Butt Paste.
 
2021-09-15 12:25:01 AM  

Karma Chameleon: So the libs weren't spited? I shoved horse dewormer up my ass for nothing?


Um...More?
 
2021-09-15 12:25:21 AM  

Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The entire central valley outside of like Sacramento is a depressing shiat show. Drive on 5 between the Bay and LA and you get to see it for yourself. Awful drive and all the towns are hick central.
 
2021-09-15 12:25:22 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Are they going to have an insurrection at the California state capitol now?


If they do you can count on alien robot excusing it like he did the one in DC.
 
2021-09-15 12:25:25 AM  
I'm so happy to be wrong on my predictions for this.
 
2021-09-15 12:25:39 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Duck_of_Doom: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

They already put the webpage up. Yesterday. Amazingly prescient, aren't those losers?

They need to make Election Fraud-scented Desitin, as it's now the conservatives' owie cry after every loss.

Election Fraud Scented Boudreaux Butt Paste.


Excuse me, i need to go check my nightstand.
 
2021-09-15 12:26:18 AM  
The numbers are so bad for the GOP, this was Elder abuse.


Even Orange County, which has long been a Republican stronghold (only sorta in the last few years) went over 55% no.  (Subject to change as more returns come in.)
 
2021-09-15 12:26:29 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:26:51 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Fart_Machine: Mrtraveler01: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

His Trumpian approach to his shiatty campaign has nothing to do with him being black.

Nice try.

But he was one of the good ones!

California judged him by the content of his character and not by the color of his skin.


Hence why right-wingers are so upset ironically enough.
 
2021-09-15 12:26:52 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


You are a day late.
 
2021-09-15 12:26:57 AM  
Barack Obama sings Big Chungus theme song
Youtube a0LOPuDFhuY


The recall would have won if Big Chungus was the candidate. Even Obama endorsed him.
 
2021-09-15 12:27:20 AM  
I wonder how the freepers are taking this:

Yes, and FAUX News called AZ for Biden before the polls closed. The real results are still pending with the AZ audit results due any day now.

Dems have perfected the art of wining elections without a need for voters ...

There's is no fixing our voting system. We've seen enough to know it's all about who can cheat the most and has the levers of power and connections to cheat the best wins. The Left has spent decades building their system within the voting system. Heck we've even caught them at it and it has done absolutely nothing....and year after year they just fine tune it more.


Also, It's about who owns the most- the dems own damn near everything- the courts, the police, the military, big bunsesses, the msm, lawyers, judges, heck they even own the SC-



BWAHAHAHAH! Never change you ignorant fscks!
 
2021-09-15 12:27:44 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


...yesterday
 
2021-09-15 12:27:49 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: RolandTGunner: Great, now California needs to change their stupid recall rules.

California State Senator:

Irrespective of the preliminary recall election results tonight, Assembly Elections chair @Marc_Berman and I as chair of the Senate Elections and Constitutional Amendments Committee will release a joint statement tomorrow morning discussing our plans to fix a broken recall system- Steve Glazer (@Steve_Glazer) September 14, 2021


Thanks, MAGAs!
 
2021-09-15 12:27:53 AM  

Trocadero: jst3p: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

Two hours outside of any major city is Alabama, this is true no matter what state it is.

Two hours can't get you from LAX to Westwood on a Friday afternoon.


Touche'
 
2021-09-15 12:27:53 AM  

maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]


Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.
 
2021-09-15 12:29:35 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


Crawl back in your hole, racist.  Just because you're not capable of winning without cheating doesn't mean the rest of us have to tolerate you.
 
2021-09-15 12:29:36 AM  

anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.


So farmers, who are inherently on welfare because of farm subsidies, will go out of business and go on a different form of welfare?

Ooooh, but they were workingwhen they were growing and selling crops getting partially paid by the government.

Im confused now. Isn't that the ebil socialisms?
 
2021-09-15 12:29:46 AM  

suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.


I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).
 
2021-09-15 12:29:53 AM  

maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]


scroll a bit farther and you'll find angelyne.
the proto-kardashian
 
2021-09-15 12:29:56 AM  
As a Californian, I'm beginning to unclench. Fortunately, Larry Elder was the front-running Republican, and many people in California HATE HIM. I'm pretty sure he helped suppress Republican recall votes.

Weird; our one state is 12% of the United States population, and Caitlin Jenner probably came in like fifth place.
 
2021-09-15 12:29:57 AM  

Lyger: What an absolute farking waste of $300 million.


It's $300 million that Democrats in Sacramento can't use to help people who Republicans have deemed "inferior"
 
2021-09-15 12:30:05 AM  

jst3p: I wonder how the freepers are taking this:

Yes, and FAUX News called AZ for Biden before the polls closed. The real results are still pending with the AZ audit results due any day now.

Dems have perfected the art of wining elections without a need for voters ...

There's is no fixing our voting system. We've seen enough to know it's all about who can cheat the most and has the levers of power and connections to cheat the best wins. The Left has spent decades building their system within the voting system. Heck we've even caught them at it and it has done absolutely nothing....and year after year they just fine tune it more.


Also, It's about who owns the most- the dems own damn near everything- the courts, the police, the military, big bunsesses, the msm, lawyers, judges, heck they even own the SC-


BWAHAHAHAH! Never change you ignorant fscks!


Careful bow. posting from Freep even informatively may get you in trouble.
 
2021-09-15 12:30:09 AM  
I did my part and voted against recall on my mail in ballot. I had had a few beers that night and so when I went to sign my ballot my signature was a bit off.

I always wondered if they chucked my ballot for being slightly off my regular signature.
 
2021-09-15 12:30:18 AM  

wandero: Ha ha. Cram it, Elder.

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Elder had those claims ready to go yesterday. He's too Trumpy to go by actual reality.


The piece of shiat didn't merely have them ready to go.

He actually claimed, yesterday, before anything had been counted _or any statistics published_, that a "statistical analysis" had "proven fraud."

Provable lies (and that was really obviously provable) of that magnitude that represent a direct attack on the foundation of Democracy itself should be a capital offense.
 
2021-09-15 12:30:24 AM  

Mrtraveler01: The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.


Or a popular liberal candidate who ran as an Independent.
 
2021-09-15 12:31:48 AM  

GardenWeasel: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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The media needs to make clear that "Noone" was the leading answer to #2 because Dems were instructed to leave that question blank.


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2021-09-15 12:31:50 AM  
As I mentioned in the other thread, I'm mostly interested in the overall turnout for the Democratic base. These numbers seem to indicate a pretty energized base, but won't know until all the ballots have been counted.

The midterms worry me.
 
2021-09-15 12:31:53 AM  

Realms of the Colon: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

I'm so sorry that Democrats didn't feed into your projection that a black man's mere interest in becoming governor, no matter how detestable, would automatically earn liberal support.


You mistake Alien Robot's comment. He know Dems don't fall into that line of thinking... terrible candidates that run on hate don't get their vote, be they black or white.

He just loves the chance to hint that Dems are racist. If you get mad or defensive about it, his pants go down and friction commences.
 
2021-09-15 12:33:06 AM  
people can feel how ever they want but I tend to question the wisdom of black Trumpers. the racism hasn't been a dog whistle for the last four years, it has been a bullhorn.
if there was a political party whose platform was 'we need to cock punch chucknasty' I would not join that party.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-09-15 12:33:26 AM  

mithras_angel: The numbers are so bad for the GOP, this was Elder abuse.


Even Orange County, which has long been a Republican stronghold (only sorta in the last few years) went over 55% no.  (Subject to change as more returns come in.)


Wasn't the Republican hold on Orange County broken the better part of a decade ago now?
 
2021-09-15 12:33:29 AM  

Lyger: What an absolute farking waste of $300 million.


Indeed, thats almost Double what we all spent for the Orange POtuS to play golf for four years on the U.S. taxpayer's back!

/Can't wait for the "Stop the Steal" partisan recall efforts here too!

//I hope this is a trial run for 2022 and 2024 results for these Treason Turds!
 
2021-09-15 12:33:32 AM  

anfrind: In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.


"My well has gone dry, my neighbor's well has gone dry, the lake is dried up, everything seems to be on fire, and it hasn't rained in 330 days. Thanks, Biden!"
 
2021-09-15 12:34:34 AM  

Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).


And then both you and your dear deceased grandpap would have thrown your votes away.  But at least you would have gotten a chuckle out of it.  Haw - haw! /s
 
2021-09-15 12:34:56 AM  
Let the Angry Conservative Loser Whinefest begin! I mean continue!
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-09-15 12:34:58 AM  

chucknasty: people can feel how ever they want but I tend to question the wisdom of black Trumpers. the racism hasn't been a dog whistle for the last four years, it has been a bullhorn.
if there was a political party whose platform was 'we need to cock punch chucknasty' I would not join that party.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2021-09-15 12:35:00 AM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image 594x234]


No one brings the shade better than Sulu.
 
2021-09-15 12:35:06 AM  

Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).


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angelyne simulpost.

this is me parked next to her at the point dume pavilions last week the day after i didn't vote for her.
 
2021-09-15 12:35:16 AM  

Lyger: What an absolute farking waste of $300 million.


Yep.  Newsom is up for re-election next year, which would have meant that come spring in a few months, the CA GOP could have gone on the offense.  Newsom is not reviled across the board the way Grey Davis was, but he's no Jerry Brown, either.  He could have been vulnerable to the right attack.  Maybe not successful, since most CAs are Dems, but still.  The right GOP candidate could have been a contender.

Now what?  This recall was a lopsided victory for Newsom.  The CA GOP have practically handed him next year's campaign commercials.  They're now identified as a Trump party because of their embrace of that chucklehead Elder, instead of someone more mainstream CA GOP like Faulconer.  In a diverse state like CA, why would they do something like that?
 
2021-09-15 12:35:42 AM  

Petey4335: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.

So farmers, who are inherently on welfare because of farm subsidies, will go out of business and go on a different form of welfare?

Ooooh, but they were workingwhen they were growing and selling crops getting partially paid by the government.

Im confused now. Isn't that the ebil socialisms?


The whole thing falls apart if you think about it even slightly.  Which is why Republicans are trained not to think for themselves.
 
2021-09-15 12:35:52 AM  

Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.


It tells me what an absolute cockeyed mess California's recall process is.

The fact it isn't 2 separate votes, one to recall and another that's a dedicated special election if the first succeeds, is farking bonkers.
 
2021-09-15 12:36:00 AM  

Practical_Draconian: The Elder Scrolls VI: California Saga of MAGA cancelled.

/Reading an elder scroll makes you go blind and mad? No shiat I say, looking at black guy Trumper who would deny himself of everything
//voted no weeks ago, dropping off ballot at library, then picking up a fancy pizza and Greek salad next door. Mmm, pizza on election night in a newspaper office. Memories, yo.


mmmm - and I had  patty melt with onion rings tonight along with several beers.

Now I know what I'm getting for dinner tomorrow: personal sized pizza with a greek salad - heavy  on the calamari olives and feta cheese.

GQP - don't even bother to come back with your shine box.
 
2021-09-15 12:36:07 AM  

Wade_Wilson: Mrtraveler01: The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.

Anyone like Schwarzenegger wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in today's GOP.


This right here is anathema to today's GOP:

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Only destruction in today's GOP -- no friendship or brotherhood building to be found.
 
2021-09-15 12:36:35 AM  
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Thank fark.
 
2021-09-15 12:36:42 AM  

BeautifulOnes: The CA GOP have practically handed him next year's campaign commercials.  They're now identified as a Trump party because of their embrace of that chucklehead Elder, instead of someone more mainstream CA GOP like Faulconer.  In a diverse state like CA, why would they do something like that?


Because they're power-hungry morons.
 
2021-09-15 12:37:14 AM  

hlehmann: Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).

And then both you and your dear deceased grandpap would have thrown your votes away.  But at least you would have gotten a chuckle out of it.  Haw - haw! /s


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2021-09-15 12:37:16 AM  

TheJoe03: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The entire central valley outside of like Sacramento is a depressing shiat show. Drive on 5 between the Bay and LA and you get to see it for yourself. Awful drive and all the towns are hick central.


If you want to see a real shiat show, drive down the 99 from Sacramento to Bakersfield. Yes, I live in a blue state, yet I am surrounded and outnumbered by MAGAT pieces of shiat.
 
2021-09-15 12:37:39 AM  

make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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Dear lord I hope he gets a terminal case.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-09-15 12:38:31 AM  

mofa: As a Californian, I'm beginning to unclench. Fortunately, Larry Elder was the front-running Republican, and many people in California HATE HIM. I'm pretty sure he helped suppress Republican recall votes.

Weird; our one state is 12% of the United States population, and Caitlin Jenner probably came in like fifth place.


Your state needs to divide itself into three states, one centered around SF, one centered around LA, and one centered around SD.

That way 12 percent of the population ends up with at least 12% of the senators, instead of 4% like right now.
 
2021-09-15 12:38:46 AM  

Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

[YouTube video: Every Californians Ever (Part 1 of 2)]


Next, Virginia needs to give Glenn Youngkin the bum's rush, in no uncertain terms.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2021-09-15 12:38:50 AM  

kelderiv: Claiming election fraud with no evidence needs to be a felony. I'd be ok with it also being considered sedition. There needs to be consequences for lying. Big ones.


You would like to throw out the First Amendment and make lying a crime. Did I understand that correctly? When Trump was in charge of the executive and directing the FBI and US Attorneys, you would have liked it if he would have determined who was lying and charge them with felonies.

Or did you mean just on the state level? Like, you think Alabama's elected officials should be able to determine who is lying and charge them with a felony. You know Juries decide what the facts of the case are, right? So you're okay with an Alabama jury deciding whether or not someone is lying about covid's existence.

I see no flaw in this plan. It's a shame this country has no history with a 'Sedition Act' that does something similar so you could just read about how that kind of thing would work out.
 
2021-09-15 12:38:59 AM  

Practical_Draconian: The Elder Scrolls VI: California Saga of MAGA cancelled.

/Reading an elder scroll makes you go blind and mad? No shiat I say, looking at black guy Trumper who would deny himself of everything
//voted no weeks ago, dropping off ballot at library, then picking up a fancy pizza and Greek salad next door.

Mmm, pizza on election night in a newspaper office. Memories, yo.


I did not realize it was election day. I mailed my ballot last week. I had to go out to get something notarized. So I grabbed a pizza on the way home.
 
2021-09-15 12:39:51 AM  

hundreddollarman: [Fark user image 500x532]

Fixed the typo

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2021-09-15 12:40:28 AM  

Purple_Urkle: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/F57P9C4S​AW4?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] Cal li for nia girls, they vote for Democrats
Trump-trash trolls drive Ladas and suck
Elder goes to cry on Tucker Carlson,
oh whoa oh a oh

CAL LI FOR NIA!


Weirdly, I've never seen the video for that and only know about it through Neil Cicerega's wild mash-up of it and Kate Bush's Cloudbusting.
Neil Cicierega - Orgonon Gurlz
Youtube KSae82WZCA8

/sometimes I'm not very up on the latest pop culture trends
 
2021-09-15 12:40:57 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: [Fark user image 425x263]

Thank fark.


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2021-09-15 12:41:03 AM  
And a "good job, California" from me too.
 
2021-09-15 12:41:08 AM  
For non-Californians, I'll repeat what I've mentioned in other threads: Larry Elder is a known quantity in California, where he had a long-running AM talk radio show. He's an attention whoring libertarian fool who gets on TV during election seasons because "he's just so edgy." And he really doesn't think much of black people. He wasn't anonymous to us; he was and is a clown.
 
2021-09-15 12:41:18 AM  
The moment I looked it was EXACTLY 2/3rds No, 1/3 yes. That's about right. Of course the ultimate goal was to disrupt and cost California in time and money. They also sent all of those poll workers to work with the public during a pandemic for lolz. The GQP is dangerous beyond comprehension.

/ Bunch of trailer trash tweakers and greedy old dingbats out here.
 
2021-09-15 12:41:22 AM  
Only one thing to do now: recall again! And THIS time, we'll get it right because we only need to win once and when we do, we'll just rewrite the rules so we ALWAYS win!

Beats having policies that makes Americans' lives better amirite?
 
2021-09-15 12:41:28 AM  

Enigmamf: I don't think the strategy was actually "undermine the legitimacy" of the winner. I think if that were the goal, they would have said "pick any democrat" or something like that, to lower the vote percentage of whoever wins.

I think the goal was simply to overcome the risk of the paralysis of choice. It is a well-recognized phenomenon that the more options a person has, the more likely they are to do nothing at all. By saying "Leave part 2 blank", that problem is circumvented - and I bet that helped with Democratic turnout, and helped to win the only question that actually matters.


I'll buy that. High-risk, high-reward gamble made at the time when the recall was deemed an exercise for crankery and shiatfarkery.

ExYank: Your analysis is sound but misses some important considerations. When Davis was recalled, the Democrats promoted a backup as you suggest. What happened was this made it reasonable to vote to recall if you liked the backup guy. Thus the recall succeeded and Arnold won in the clown car race.

Politics is hard. California politics is blood sport at the nicest of times.


And that. Davis ("Voters no likey because they hadn't figured out that the power failures were more due to Enron's farkery than CALISO's attempts to deal with it") and Lt. Gov. Bustamante ("Literally who?") vs The Governator ("Hey, everyone knows who he is and he's not completely insane") led to the Governator winning.

Perhaps Newsom was fighting the last war. But better. In the sense that Newsom ("Voters meh about him") and Leave It Blank vs Larry ("Literally Who Unless You Listen To Talk Radio") Elder had better odds than Davis did. (And in the sense that Republicans blindly presumed that enough people weren't paying attention and Elder would take the plurality of the votes in the event that the first question passed.) A low-risk, high-reward strategy on the part of the California Republicans. Didn't work, but didn't really cost them anything.

/inb4thelock
//LPNOPE!
 
2021-09-15 12:41:35 AM  
News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.
 
2021-09-15 12:42:29 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:42:52 AM  
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2021-09-15 12:43:00 AM  

skinink: Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

As a minority, I'm a little ashamed and embarrassed that Larry Elder ran on the platform he had, and as a Republican. I'm glad he lost, despite me knowing the many flaws that Newsom has. The Republicans seems to want to run the worst candidates, then cry voter fraud when they lose.

Which is why I'd bet that in 2024, the Republican Presidential nominee will be someone shiatty, like DeSantis. Then when he loses, the GOP will scream that the vote was rigged against them.


Yes. Disinformation is THE core plank of the Repubs now. DeSantis is good at it and in a swing state.
 
2021-09-15 12:43:19 AM  
Seems kind of dumb to tell people to vote no and skip the replacement question.  Should have told them to vote no and pick a specific person for the replacement question.  That way if it did go through, you'd have a good chance at picking the office back up anyway, and if it didn't go through you could humiliate them further by not only beating them at the recall, but also in the replacement.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-09-15 12:43:33 AM  

johnny queso: Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).

[Fark user image 425x318]

angelyne simulpost.

this is me parked next to her at the point dume pavilions last week the day after i didn't vote for her.


That's a mustang though, not a corvette.
 
2021-09-15 12:43:43 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


I'm already seeing calls for an audit from republicans.
 
2021-09-15 12:44:28 AM  

Twilight Farkle: And that. Davis ("Voters no likey because they hadn't figured out that the power failures were more due to Enron's farkery than CALISO's attempts to deal with it") and Lt. Gov. Bustamante ("Literally who?") vs The Governator ("Hey, everyone knows who he is and he's not completely insane") led to the Governator winning.


When he left office, the Governator had a lower approval rating than Gray Davis did right before the recall.
 
2021-09-15 12:44:59 AM  

JimmyTheHutt: I'm so happy to be wrong on my predictions for this.


Me too cuz your predictions are that we are all gonna die with a baseball bat in our asses with our hair on fire. TOMORROW!
 
2021-09-15 12:45:00 AM  

Lochsteppe: I haven't lived in CA since before I could vote, but I'm relieved.
Good job, Californians.
Now do something about all those sharknados.


We did. We sent them to the Gulf. They just leveled Jersy.
 
2021-09-15 12:45:24 AM  

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2021-09-15 12:45:48 AM  

anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.


There is at least some basis to their claims - they argue that less water should be set aside for wildlife / fish preservation in the delta. In dry years currently, environmental uses (species protection and salinity standards) are allocated about 60% of delta inflows.
 
2021-09-15 12:45:59 AM  
Thank god
 
2021-09-15 12:46:26 AM  

Realms of the Colon: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

I'm so sorry that Democrats didn't feed into your projection that a black man's mere interest in becoming governor, no matter how detestable, would automatically earn liberal support.


Reminds me of a famous quote by Thurgood Marshall, first African-American Supreme Court Justice: "A black snake can bite you just as bad as a white snake"
 
2021-09-15 12:46:47 AM  

jst3p: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

Two hours outside of any major city is Alabama, this is true no matter what state it is.


Yup same goes for (s)lower Delware. Most of the people in the rural areas down there are trump/pence/witzke loonies.
 
2021-09-15 12:47:19 AM  
As others have pointed out, colossal waste of money.
And Newsome is probably going to clobber whomever runs against him next year.
And then there will be another recall.
 
2021-09-15 12:47:19 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

They started before the election


Like he actually had a shot to begin with. This was just a massive ad and commercial for his 'talk show'
 
2021-09-15 12:48:06 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.


News Flash. The entire country cares and you are an idiot.
 
2021-09-15 12:48:12 AM  

TWX: mofa: As a Californian, I'm beginning to unclench. Fortunately, Larry Elder was the front-running Republican, and many people in California HATE HIM. I'm pretty sure he helped suppress Republican recall votes.

Weird; our one state is 12% of the United States population, and Caitlin Jenner probably came in like fifth place.

Your state needs to divide itself into three states, one centered around SF, one centered around LA, and one centered around SD.

That way 12 percent of the population ends up with at least 12% of the senators, instead of 4% like right now.


But that's not the plan the conservaturds keep pushing. They want to keep the 3 cities in one state. Then create 2 new red states with all the other areas. Like they did years ago by creating South Dakota to create a new red state.
 
2021-09-15 12:48:52 AM  

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Popehat rocks ass.
 
2021-09-15 12:49:14 AM  

Vitamin_R: TheJoe03: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The entire central valley outside of like Sacramento is a depressing shiat show. Drive on 5 between the Bay and LA and you get to see it for yourself. Awful drive and all the towns are hick central.

If you want to see a real shiat show, drive down the 99 from Sacramento to Bakersfield. Yes, I live in a blue state, yet I am surrounded and outnumbered by MAGAT pieces of shiat.


I never wish to be around Stockton ever so I'll pass, stay strong though man.
 
2021-09-15 12:50:12 AM  

BeautifulOnes: Lyger: What an absolute farking waste of $300 million.

Yep.  Newsom is up for re-election next year, which would have meant that come spring in a few months, the CA GOP could have gone on the offense.  Newsom is not reviled across the board the way Grey Davis was, but he's no Jerry Brown, either.  He could have been vulnerable to the right attack.  Maybe not successful, since most CAs are Dems, but still.  The right GOP candidate could have been a contender.

Now what?  This recall was a lopsided victory for Newsom.  The CA GOP have practically handed him next year's campaign commercials.  They're now identified as a Trump party because of their embrace of that chucklehead Elder, instead of someone more mainstream CA GOP like Faulconer.  In a diverse state like CA, why would they do something like that?


You know, morons.
 
2021-09-15 12:51:01 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


Arsehole dickhead tRumplickers come in all colors. Just ask Kanye West or Steve Harvey.
 
2021-09-15 12:51:13 AM  

Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.


I saw a clip where Elder said that slave owners should be getting reparations for losing their slaves, because they were property. I do not get why people of color are catering to people that want to opress them.
 
2021-09-15 12:51:13 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.


You're stupid if you actually think that.
 
2021-09-15 12:52:02 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.


Don't worry, you'll move here soon just like all of the other out-of-state desperate job seekers.

/ Not to mention we have like 1/10th of the whole US population.
 
2021-09-15 12:52:13 AM  

Palined Parenthood: Republicans rejoice in forcing the state to waste nearly $300 million.


Conservatives. They call themselves conservatives.

/that's the joke
 
2021-09-15 12:52:21 AM  
Recalling a governor never works, just ask Wisconsin.
 
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2021-09-15 12:52:24 AM  

FarkingChas: TWX: mofa: As a Californian, I'm beginning to unclench. Fortunately, Larry Elder was the front-running Republican, and many people in California HATE HIM. I'm pretty sure he helped suppress Republican recall votes.

Weird; our one state is 12% of the United States population, and Caitlin Jenner probably came in like fifth place.

Your state needs to divide itself into three states, one centered around SF, one centered around LA, and one centered around SD.

That way 12 percent of the population ends up with at least 12% of the senators, instead of 4% like right now.

But that's not the plan the conservaturds keep pushing. They want to keep the 3 cities in one state. Then create 2 new red states with all the other areas. Like they did years ago by creating South Dakota to create a new red state.


Well aware of that.

I'd still like to see it done this way though, because when it comes to why states should be divided, it should be based on fixing problems with proportional representation due to extremely uneven population counts.
 
2021-09-15 12:52:39 AM  

Mrtraveler01: The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.


The governator was elected by recall in 2003.  This time he's remained rigidly neutral endorsing neither side. He's pointed out the issues that led to the attempt but flat out refuses to claim the governor cannot handle them or say someone else can do it better.

Also, on one of the main issues, COVID response, he has been very vocal in saying across all media platforms that refusing to follow federal guidelines "makes you a schmuck" and "screw your freedoms" when it comes to masks and vaccines. He trusts experts and expects everyone else to do so as well.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRdP​3​SYjgM will take you to him saying those things but google him and "COVID" and there is tons of content using those words.
 
2021-09-15 12:52:55 AM  

maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Caitlyn Jenner never competed in the Olympics, that was Bruce Jenner. You know, her 'dead' name.
 
2021-09-15 12:53:41 AM  

browneye: Realms of the Colon: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

I'm so sorry that Democrats didn't feed into your projection that a black man's mere interest in becoming governor, no matter how detestable, would automatically earn liberal support.

Reminds me of a famous quote by Thurgood Marshall, first African-American Supreme Court Justice: "A black snake can bite you just as bad as a white snake"


HERE I GO AGAIN
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2021-09-15 12:53:45 AM  

demonfaerie: Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

I saw a clip where Elder said that slave owners should be getting reparations for losing their slaves, because they were property. I do not get why people of color are catering to people that want to opress them.


There's money to be made in being the one in public denial.
 
2021-09-15 12:54:22 AM  

GardenWeasel: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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The media needs to make clear that "Noone" was the leading answer to #2 because Dems were instructed to leave that question blank.


Noone? Peter? From the 'Herman' Hermits?
 
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2021-09-15 12:54:34 AM  

Enigmamf: There is at least some basis to their claims - they argue that less water should be set aside for wildlife / fish preservation in the delta. In dry years currently, environmental uses (species protection and salinity standards) are allocated about 60% of delta inflows.


Arguments like that are typically made by conservidumbs in the south valley. The southern Central Valley doesn't even empty into the ocean most years -- there is NO water available to save and store in the southern valley.

Also the notion that salinity issues are an "environmental use" is misguided. The SF Bay estuary's existence provides a nursery for many commercially fished species. Cut the water flows and the fisheries will die.  Also the bay will die and stink up the air of a major population center.

In any case, the water belongs to everyone -- not just some get-rich-quick farmers who feel entitled to a natural resource they have no water rights for. It's not just for them to decide how it should be used.
 
2021-09-15 12:54:49 AM  
Riverside is going to burn tonight
 
2021-09-15 12:55:10 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.



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Campaigning while:
* racist - yes, racist
* "slave owners need to be compensated for the property that was taken from them"
* covid is a myth
* climate change is a myth
* women can't be trusted with: their own bodies, holding a job, voting
 
2021-09-15 12:55:23 AM  

Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


Oh we got them. Fortunately they're a bit outnumbered.
 
2021-09-15 12:56:15 AM  

foo monkey: ViolentEastCoastCity: [Fark user image 425x263]

Thank fark.

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2021-09-15 12:56:23 AM  

jvl: kelderiv: Claiming election fraud with no evidence needs to be a felony. I'd be ok with it also being considered sedition. There needs to be consequences for lying. Big ones.

You would like to throw out the First Amendment and make lying a crime. Did I understand that correctly? When Trump was in charge of the executive and directing the FBI and US Attorneys, you would have liked it if he would have determined who was lying and charge them with felonies.

Or did you mean just on the state level? Like, you think Alabama's elected officials should be able to determine who is lying and charge them with a felony. You know Juries decide what the facts of the case are, right? So you're okay with an Alabama jury deciding whether or not someone is lying about covid's existence.

I see no flaw in this plan. It's a shame this country has no history with a 'Sedition Act' that does something similar so you could just read about how that kind of thing would work out.


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2021-09-15 12:57:09 AM  

demonfaerie: Recalling a governor never works, just ask Wisconsin.


Western Coloradoans where I live tried to recall Gov. Polis a couple years ago. It turns out being a gay Democrat didn't fetch enough signatures as they wanted it to. Never got the ballot. I had a great time on Facebook with my local MAGAts after that.
 
2021-09-15 12:57:11 AM  

RolandTGunner: Great, now California needs to change their stupid recall rules.


Legislature is getting right on that. Yes really.
 
2021-09-15 12:57:34 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.


But they care enough to post in a thread about it though.
/witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational state
 
2021-09-15 12:57:35 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

They already put the webpage up. Yesterday. Amazingly prescient, aren't those losers?

They need to make Election Fraud-scented Desitin, as it's now the conservatives' owie cry after every loss.


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Larry Elder is calling his a victory party. Caitlyn Jenner's is an "election night celebration of the recall of Gavin Newsom." John Cox is just doing a media availability.
- Alexei Koseff (@akoseff) September 14, 2021
 
2021-09-15 12:58:08 AM  

Toxic Park: I did my part and voted against recall on my mail in ballot. I had had a few beers that night and so when I went to sign my ballot my signature was a bit off.

I always wondered if they chucked my ballot for being slightly off my regular signature.


You can check your ballot status here: https://california.ballottrax.n​et/vote​r/
 
2021-09-15 12:58:34 AM  

skybird659: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Caitlyn Jenner never competed in the Olympics, that was Bruce Jenner. You know, her 'dead' name.


Are they not the same person, just more in line with who she is? Or is the medal revoked because first names don't match?

Do you need to sit and think about what you just posted?
 
2021-09-15 12:58:59 AM  

skinink: Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

As a minority, I'm a little ashamed and embarrassed that Larry Elder ran on the platform he had, and as a Republican. I'm glad he lost, despite me knowing the many flaws that Newsom has. The Republicans seems to want to run the worst candidates, then cry voter fraud when they lose.

Which is why I'd bet that in 2024, the Republican Presidential nominee will be someone shiatty, like DeSantis. Then when he loses, the GOP will scream that the vote was rigged against them.


Stolen from another thread...

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2021-09-15 12:59:51 AM  
Like an angel. Standing in a shaft of light.
 
2021-09-15 12:59:57 AM  

Karma Chameleon: So the libs weren't spited? I shoved horse dewormer up my ass for nothing?


There's always OnlyFans
 
2021-09-15 1:00:10 AM  

TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.


Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.
 
2021-09-15 1:01:06 AM  
I haven't seen election fraud on this scale since the 2022 and 2024 elections. Cheating Democrats.
 
2021-09-15 1:01:21 AM  

TWX: FarkingChas: TWX: mofa: As a Californian, I'm beginning to unclench. Fortunately, Larry Elder was the front-running Republican, and many people in California HATE HIM. I'm pretty sure he helped suppress Republican recall votes.

Weird; our one state is 12% of the United States population, and Caitlin Jenner probably came in like fifth place.

Your state needs to divide itself into three states, one centered around SF, one centered around LA, and one centered around SD.

That way 12 percent of the population ends up with at least 12% of the senators, instead of 4% like right now.

But that's not the plan the conservaturds keep pushing. They want to keep the 3 cities in one state. Then create 2 new red states with all the other areas. Like they did years ago by creating South Dakota to create a new red state.

Well aware of that.

I'd still like to see it done this way though, because when it comes to why states should be divided, it should be based on fixing problems with proportional representation due to extremely uneven population counts.


HEY. These acres of emptiness in SD have a right to be hearrrrrrrrrrd! Typical libnutz.

/CSB: android changed that to kibbitz
 
2021-09-15 1:01:30 AM  
I am *so* relieved that Tom got kicked to the curb.
 
2021-09-15 1:01:33 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Riverside is going to burn tonight


Is that a part of California that isn't already burning?!?
 
2021-09-15 1:02:31 AM  
Is French Laundry really that good?
I wouldn't know. I ate there in... 2017? but I was too inebriated to make sense of a fine dining experience. I remember paying $200 for fried chicken.

Anyway don't start your Napa tours at 9 AM and expect to enjoy your dinner. I feel dizzy just picturing the place.
 
2021-09-15 1:02:48 AM  

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NORM! You don't hear much about him anymore. I wonder what he's up to.
 
2021-09-15 1:03:53 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.


Michigander here. And I very much care.
 
2021-09-15 1:04:15 AM  
Sorry, but people who were upset at Newsom over trivial shiat like French Laundry are stupid people. Like, "how dare Obama wear a tan suit"-level stupidity. Please never cast another vote in your life--you're not qualified to think.
 
2021-09-15 1:05:05 AM  

TWX: mithras_angel: The numbers are so bad for the GOP, this was Elder abuse.


Even Orange County, which has long been a Republican stronghold (only sorta in the last few years) went over 55% no.  (Subject to change as more returns come in.)

Wasn't the Republican hold on Orange County broken the better part of a decade ago now?


Not from my trip up there this weekend.  North of Laguna Beach - Newport Beach was like... scary with the recall Newsom banners and the Trump, Gadsen and Confederate(!)  flags
 
2021-09-15 1:05:14 AM  
Good job CA.  If you don't like Newsome, better to replace him next year in an election where a crackpot without a majority can't win.
 
2021-09-15 1:05:26 AM  

mrshowrules: Tracianne: [Fark user image 594x234]

No one brings the shade better than Sulu.


Sulu
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Well he worked for the captain and he worked for Mr. Spock,
Eventually he bent 'em over and showed 'em how he docked,
And if they didn't like it they could just get out and walk,
Because he went on to man the con and taught Starfleet how to rock.
 
2021-09-15 1:05:32 AM  
TwowheelinTim:

NORM! You don't hear much about him anymore. I wonder what he's up to.

Well...
 
2021-09-15 1:05:40 AM  

Fart_Machine: No charismatic moderate celebrity Republican this time.  Womp womp.


Well, the governor at that time was exponentially worse too. And a (R)epugnicant
 
2021-09-15 1:05:46 AM  
 
2021-09-15 1:06:47 AM  
Newsom should celebrate by giving a tax credit to anyone who comes to Cali for an abortion from texas and then stays.
 
2021-09-15 1:08:23 AM  

Corn_Fed: Sorry, but people who were upset at Newsom over trivial shiat like French Laundry are stupid people. Like, "how dare Obama wear a tan suit"-level stupidity. Please never cast another vote in your life--you're not qualified to think.


Fark that, people absolutely had a right to be upset at him.  That was a monumental lapse in judgement and shows how out of touch most career politicians are with the electorate. That event was not in any way a reason for the waste of time and money of a farking recall though, or am indictment of his gubernatorial actions during the pandemic.
 
2021-09-15 1:09:00 AM  

RolandTGunner: Great, now California needs to change their stupid recall rules.


CA State Senator Steve Glazer tweeted today that reform of the recall process is on the agenda of the appropriate CA legislative committee, and CA SOS Shirley Weber has made similar remarks.
 
2021-09-15 1:09:10 AM  
He just slipped and said, "we may have lost the war..."

Now he's ranting about school choice.

What the "school choice" proponents won't tell you is that it favors the wealthy...vouchers won't pay full tuition at most private schools in CA; it just reduces the cost for the wealthy.
 
2021-09-15 1:09:31 AM  
KNX just cut off his speech. Ha!
 
2021-09-15 1:10:07 AM  

Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.


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2021-09-15 1:10:26 AM  
Oh, rats, he's back on again. Still ranting, and just mentioned the French Laundry restaurant again.
 
2021-09-15 1:11:17 AM  
I'm very happy about this. I told hubby when the Mango Moron was installed by Russia that we would only survive those four years because we live in CA with a Dem gov. Then the traitors started trying to oust the next Dem gov and if they had succeeded, we'd head down the FL route (and hardly anyone survives that). I'm happy and proud that two-thirds of the state is sane, and that I live in one of the sanest parts. I've never seen a MAGA hat in the wild or even a sign. It's really nice, folks, can't even tell you how nice it is. Now, to fix the recall bullshiat asap!
 
2021-09-15 1:11:38 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


-1...-2...-3...-4...
 
2021-09-15 1:11:46 AM  

Enigmamf: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.

There is at least some basis to their claims - they argue that less water should be set aside for wildlife / fish preservation in the delta. In dry years currently, environmental uses (species protection and salinity standards) are allocated about 60% of delta inflows.


As a Central Valley resident, I'd like to point out that Congress appropriated the money for the Central Valley Project, and the Army Corps dams that time releases with the growing seasons, and the Bureau of Reclamation projects, and the levees, and a lot of infrastructure to move water south where it's sold to the contractors at below market rates.

If Congress also says we have to keep the Delta alive, that's their prerogative.

/Full scale pumping during drought would kill the Delta farmers which rely on a fresh-water Delta
//And the commercial fishing industry
///And no one told you to grow orchards using paper water; that water is for row crops
 
2021-09-15 1:12:36 AM  

Firm Tautology: Aetre: [aetre.xepher.net image 300x176]

A good night for a No vote. Gratz on not going off the rails, Cali.

We're off the rails in completely different ways. We may be crazy, but we're not stupid.


Speak for yourself. I may be stupid but I'm not crazy
 
2021-09-15 1:12:42 AM  

dericwater: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

-1...-2...-3...-4...


circle... cloud... butter
 
2021-09-15 1:14:07 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

Oh we got them. Fortunately they're a bit outnumbered.


Out in the desert Humanity can get pretty scarce and Death pretty close. Cultists of one flavor or another actually founded a lot of the "towns" in San Bernardino County. I am so glad to be Canadian now.
 
2021-09-15 1:14:17 AM  

Mrtraveler01: The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.


A moderate would have no chance.  Who would vote for him?  Republicans would throw their votes on a MAGAt and dems would still vote no on the recall.  Schwarenegger was a unique case.  Gray Davis was taking the heat for the energy crisis (which we later found out was all Enron shenanigans) and Shwarzenegger was a well-liked known quantity that people trusted.  There wasn't anyone the republicans could have put up that stood a chance.
 
2021-09-15 1:14:38 AM  

Lorelle: Oh, rats, he's back on again. Still ranting, and just mentioned the French Laundry restaurant again.


So he rehashed his standard monologue from when he was on AM talk radio.
 
2021-09-15 1:14:47 AM  
Geeze. Turned to Fox News from some freshly squeezed conservative tears and they already changed the subject to a congressional hearing where Turd Cruz was yelling at Secretary of State Hey Blinkin.
 
2021-09-15 1:16:12 AM  
Dang it, I'd love to be back in CA, but the mortgage on my 20 acre property out in the Oregon wilderness costs me ~$1000/mo, whereas our rental in our old OC neighborhood would be $15k/mo. Yeah, no kidding.
Go Gavin! Fark all of 'em repugnicant nazi farks.
 
2021-09-15 1:16:13 AM  

Purple_Urkle: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/F57P9C4S​AW4?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] Cal li for nia girls, they vote for Democrats
Trump-trash trolls drive Ladas and suck
Elder goes to cry on Tucker Carlson,
oh whoa oh a oh

CAL LI FOR NIA!


You came in with lesser gurls.

Big Star - September Gurls from Radio City
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2021-09-15 1:16:44 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Riverside is going to burn tonight


Good.
 
2021-09-15 1:17:35 AM  

jst3p: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

Two hours outside of any major city is Alabama, this is true no matter what state it is.


Depends on your definition of "major city" the entire county of Humboldt has less than half the population of Anaheim, CA and Biden got over 60% of the vote. And voted NO on the recall by almost 70%.
 
2021-09-15 1:18:10 AM  

mcnguyen: Mrtraveler01: The recall probably would have had a chance if the GOP ran someone who was more moderate like Schwarzenegger.

Instead they went the Trump route and backed some hack talk show host.

A moderate would have no chance.  Who would vote for him?  Republicans would throw their votes on a MAGAt and dems would still vote no on the recall.  Schwarenegger was a unique case.  Gray Davis was taking the heat for the energy crisis (which we later found out was all Enron shenanigans) and Shwarzenegger was a well-liked known quantity that people trusted.  There wasn't anyone the republicans could have put up that stood a chance.


The best part of 2003 was watching Darrell Issa crying.
 
2021-09-15 1:18:41 AM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Ass_Master_Flash: Riverside is going to burn tonight

Good.


Stay upwind of the meth fire.

/unless that's your thing
 
2021-09-15 1:19:11 AM  

suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.


But the 70 year old billboard model and her dog seemed so perfect.

The dog doesn't eat much. And she likes pizza.

I'm sure she would have done a great job.
 
2021-09-15 1:19:19 AM  

Trocadero: jst3p: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

Two hours outside of any major city is Alabama, this is true no matter what state it is.

Two hours can't get you from LAX to Westwood on a Friday afternoon.


Sure you could. On a bicycle it wouldn't take more than twenty minutes.
 
2021-09-15 1:19:20 AM  

skybird659: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

Arsehole dickhead tRumplickers come in all colors. Just ask Kanye West or Steve Harvey.


Steve Harvey?  WTF?  Really?  Whatever.  There are asshole everywhere.
 
2021-09-15 1:20:46 AM  

Scruffynerf: Geeze. Turned to Fox News from some freshly squeezed conservative tears and they already changed the subject to a congressional hearing where Turd Cruz was yelling at Secretary of State Hey Blinkin.


Yeah, they gave up when the margin got too big... and went back to vaccine mandates and missing hot white chicks.
 
2021-09-15 1:21:29 AM  

suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.


'We've had Gray, we've had Brown now it's time for some Pink.'

Angelyne: Running for governor since 2003 when she was only 53.
 
2021-09-15 1:21:52 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Quick and Dirty: I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Frankly, that sounds awesome. Who wouldn't want to do that? Please say you were watching things like Dracula, or Frankenstein, or Night of the Living Dead.


All I know for sure is this: It was date night -- the wife and I were hosting her best friend and the date for her night. I had been drinking lots of wine and vaguely remember someone handing me a rotisserie chicken and a plastic knife -- like I was supposed to cut that poor bird with a plastic knife.

Me being a good-ol' boy, I just remember tossing that "knife" and laughing with glee while I drew & quartered that thing with my bare hands, and handed thighs & breasts to everyone sitting there on the picnic blanket; with their organic potato salads on their paper plates as a side.

It was actually kinda' romantic, looking back at it...

The one thing I learned from that night is to never have a rotisserie chicken at a graveyard picnic in Hollywood, because I didn't live that scene down for years.  :)
 
2021-09-15 1:22:53 AM  

JustSurfin: TWX: mithras_angel: The numbers are so bad for the GOP, this was Elder abuse.


Even Orange County, which has long been a Republican stronghold (only sorta in the last few years) went over 55% no.  (Subject to change as more returns come in.)

Wasn't the Republican hold on Orange County broken the better part of a decade ago now?

Not from my trip up there this weekend.  North of Laguna Beach - Newport Beach was like... scary with the recall Newsom banners and the Trump, Gadsen and Confederate(!)  flags


Yep. Newport Beach. Huntington Beach.

Surf Nazis Must Die is more or less a documentary.

:(
 
2021-09-15 1:24:01 AM  

maxandgrinch: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

'We've had Gray, we've had Brown now it's time for some Pink.'

Angelyne: Running for governor since 2003 when she was only 53.


I worked in the CNN building in Hollywood from 1994 to 2001. I occasionally saw Angelyne cruising down Sunset Blvd. in her pink Corvette in the early evening. At that time, her billboards were all over Hollywood.
 
2021-09-15 1:24:28 AM  

Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).


I wrote in Frank Zappa in the election that Gray Davis won.
 
2021-09-15 1:25:48 AM  

germ78: Purple_Urkle: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/F57P9C4S​AW4?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] Cal li for nia girls, they vote for Democrats
Trump-trash trolls drive Ladas and suck
Elder goes to cry on Tucker Carlson,
oh whoa oh a oh

CAL LI FOR NIA!

Weirdly, I've never seen the video for that and only know about it through Neil Cicerega's wild mash-up of it and Kate Bush's Cloudbusting.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KSae82WZ​CA8]
/sometimes I'm not very up on the latest pop culture trends

Feat. Snoop Dogg? What a coincidence! Back in 2013, Larry Elder was on Snoop's talk show!
GGN PALIN MEAT (The Most Amazing White Woman EVER!) Uncle Ruckus
Youtube NR3wAxig3q4
 
2021-09-15 1:26:22 AM  
This concession speech is pretty sad. I mean it's not Trump word salad.

Right now it's about race but we shouldn't make it about race.
 
2021-09-15 1:26:57 AM  

Toxic Park: I did my part and voted against recall on my mail in ballot. I had had a few beers that night and so when I went to sign my ballot my signature was a bit off.

I always wondered if they chucked my ballot for being slightly off my regular signature.


If your name sounds like a white guy's name you don't have anything to worry about.
 
2021-09-15 1:27:13 AM  

TuckFrump: leeksfromchichis: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

They started before the election

Like he actually had a shot to begin with. This was just a massive ad and commercial for his 'talk show'


Trump is SO jealous right now.
 
2021-09-15 1:27:23 AM  

King Something: Lyger: What an absolute farking waste of $300 million.

It's $300 million that Democrats in Sacramento can't use to help people who Republicans have deemed "inferior"


Other Republicans?
 
2021-09-15 1:27:36 AM  

Lorelle: Oh, rats, he's back on again. Still ranting, and just mentioned the French Laundry restaurant again.


Tuning in now via the web
 
2021-09-15 1:28:22 AM  
Go fark yourselves, Trump twats.
 
2021-09-15 1:29:01 AM  

eurotrader: TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black

Pretty much everyone likes the french laundry and if possible a person should try at least once. Personally I prefer Per Se.


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2021-09-15 1:30:55 AM  

hlehmann: Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).

And then both you and your dear deceased grandpap would have thrown your votes away.  But at least you would have gotten a chuckle out of it.  Haw - haw! /s


Well, it's clear that nobody I was going to vote for on question 2 was going to win.

If Newsom was kicked out, there was essentially no chance of anyone but Elder winning.
 
2021-09-15 1:31:00 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.


You should care because one of the things governors get to do is appoint senators when there is an unexpected vacancy.  The senate is currently split 50-50 and Dianne Feinstein is 88 years old.
 
2021-09-15 1:31:29 AM  

BeautifulOnes: Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/dCer2e0t​8r8]


Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Santa Monica Blvd., amirite?

/Coming to America screening next Saturday
//The SNL Californians skit hits too close to home whenever I'm giving directions somewhere
///Ah, California, don't ever change. . .


That sounds about right!

The one thing I'll never forget about moving from California back to the South is the stoplights -- out there when the light goes green, everyone just goes -- out here the light goes green and I'm like: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY UP.
 
2021-09-15 1:31:30 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.


One of our senators is in her 80's. If she dies she's replaced by the governor. The whole country cares because they understand this, even if you don't.
 
2021-09-15 1:31:38 AM  

TWX: johnny queso: Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).

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angelyne simulpost.

this is me parked next to her at the point dume pavilions last week the day after i didn't vote for her.

That's a mustang though, not a corvette.


she downgraded

i don't think business is what it was now that she's 60-something years old.
 
2021-09-15 1:32:16 AM  

Bawdy George: GitOffaMyLawn: Ass_Master_Flash: Riverside is going to burn tonight

Good.

Stay upwind of the meth fire.

/unless that's your thing


I'm in Huntington Beach. Onshore breeze protects against everything.

Except Nazis. It's bad when you report a swastika etched into a sidewalk, and the Huntington Beach city council goes 'meh'.
 
2021-09-15 1:34:20 AM  

drumhellar: eurotrader: TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black

Pretty much everyone likes the french laundry and if possible a person should try at least once. Personally I prefer Per Se.

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Only two other restaurants I like better than Per Se and one is closed now and the other I passed a kidney stone at once and chef came out to find out why leaving after 4th course and still waiting to pay bill before leaving (have been back since and still a solid #2.
 
2021-09-15 1:35:07 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.


Different strokes. When I briefly lived in Illinois, I cared enough about California that I envisioned living there, so I moved there/here and now it's 43 years later. It was the best single decision of my life.
 
2021-09-15 1:35:11 AM  
jvl: Enigmamf: There is at least some basis to their claims - they argue that less water should be set aside for wildlife / fish preservation in the delta. In dry years currently, environmental uses (species protection and salinity standards) are allocated about 60% of delta inflows.

Arguments like that are typically made by conservidumbs in the south valley. The southern Central Valley doesn't even empty into the ocean most years -- there is NO water available to save and store in the southern valley.


The San Joaquin flows into the delta, so I'm not sure what you're thinking of? Unless you mean the SOUTH south, i.e.. the Kern River. I made sure to stop and see that in 2017 - it's an impressive river in wet years.

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I think they're referring to the maximum 5000cfs backwards flow on the old and middle river, which is most severely limits how much water from the Sacramento river system can be pumped out of Clifton Court / Jones pumping stations.

Also the notion that salinity issues are an "environmental use" is misguided. The SF Bay estuary's existence provides a nursery for many commercially fished species. Cut the water flows and the fisheries will die.  Also the bay will die and stink up the air of a major population center.

Yeah, more balanced arguments tend to call it "fish vs. farms". The reason for the 5000cfs limit mentioned above is to "[r]educe the vulnerability of emigrating juvenile winter-run, yearling spring-run, and CV steelhead within the lower Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers to entrainment into the channels of the South Delta and at the pumps due to the diversion of water by the export facilities in the South Delta". But because it is benefitting wild fish (as opposed to farmed fish), I don't think 'environmental' is inaccurate.

I do object to calling salinity management 'environmental' because maintaining salinity is necessary for the delta to function as a conveyance for human benefit - if back-pressure sucks saltwater into the delta, you stop getting fresh water out of the pumps. It also benefits the intra-delta farmers who rely on that water being fresh for their own use. The natural state of the delta is far more saline (variable with the seasons) than we maintain it now, so if anything keeping salinity low is altering the environment, rather than preserving it. Maybe call it 'functional' or 'operational' use.
 
2021-09-15 1:36:50 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

His Trumpian approach to his shiatty campaign has nothing to do with him being black.

Nice try.


You're totally wrong. That was not a nice try.
 
2021-09-15 1:36:56 AM  

Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.


I can't stand Newsom either (for different reasons than the plague rat Trumpers in the Calibama parts of the state hate him). But I not only voted no on the recall, but did a write-in vote for Newsom on the "Well, who should be governor then" question.
 
2021-09-15 1:37:26 AM  

TWX: mofa: As a Californian, I'm beginning to unclench. Fortunately, Larry Elder was the front-running Republican, and many people in California HATE HIM. I'm pretty sure he helped suppress Republican recall votes.

Weird; our one state is 12% of the United States population, and Caitlin Jenner probably came in like fifth place.

Your state needs to divide itself into three states, one centered around SF, one centered around LA, and one centered around SD.

That way 12 percent of the population ends up with at least 12% of the senators, instead of 4% like right now.


Oddly enough San Francisco is already in the center of the state. Northern CA starts at the Sonoma County line. Otherwise your plan is brilliant!
 
2021-09-15 1:39:15 AM  

johnny queso: TWX: johnny queso: Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).

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angelyne simulpost.

this is me parked next to her at the point dume pavilions last week the day after i didn't vote for her.

That's a mustang though, not a corvette.

she downgraded

i don't think business is what it was now that she's 60-something years old.


Her wiki page says she's 70, so you can tack on a few more years to that, methinks.
 
2021-09-15 1:40:08 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Northern CA starts at the Sonoma line


Reasonably you should be right, but most Californians don't feel that way
 
2021-09-15 1:41:16 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Riverside is going to burn tonight


Why? Riverside County, last count I saw, was voting against the recall by about a 10 point margin.
 
2021-09-15 1:41:25 AM  

Hzchewtoy: johnny queso: TWX: johnny queso: Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).

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angelyne simulpost.

this is me parked next to her at the point dume pavilions last week the day after i didn't vote for her.

That's a mustang though, not a corvette.

she downgraded

i don't think business is what it was now that she's 60-something years old.

Her wiki page says she's 70, so you can tack on a few more years to that, methinks.


but her boobs are only 40!
 
2021-09-15 1:42:00 AM  

Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).


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2021-09-15 1:42:39 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.


Nice double negative there Clyde. I bet you're good a math too.
 
2021-09-15 1:43:09 AM  

eurotrader: drumhellar: eurotrader: TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black

Pretty much everyone likes the french laundry and if possible a person should try at least once. Personally I prefer Per Se.

[Fark user image image 480x270]

Only two other restaurants I like better than Per Se and one is closed now and the other I passed a kidney stone at once and chef came out to find out why leaving after 4th course and still waiting to pay bill before leaving (have been back since and still a solid #2.


After passing a kidney stone, a solid #2 must've been a relief.
 
2021-09-15 1:43:36 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.


Is this an explanation that you REALLY need?
 
2021-09-15 1:46:04 AM  

Cyberluddite: Ass_Master_Flash: Riverside is going to burn tonight

Why? Riverside County, last count I saw, was voting against the recall by about a 10 point margin.


I assumed it was just because it was Riverside County and had nothing to do with the recall.
/Official County motto: At least we're not San Bernardino County
 
2021-09-15 1:46:30 AM  

RolandTGunner: Great, now California needs to change their stupid recall rules.


Clearly only a virginal sacrifice should trigger a recall by combat.
 
2021-09-15 1:48:47 AM  

TorontoTonto: Karma Chameleon: So the libs weren't spited? I shoved horse dewormer up my ass for nothing?

Um...More?


No no no you're doing it wrong! Firstly it's the UV light that goes up your bum; you eat the horse dewormer. Then bleach and/or Lysol are injected. Demon semen goes wherever there's room for it.

/not serious
//you probably shouldn't do any of this
///unless you worship a fat orange god who demands it of you, then go ahead.
 
2021-09-15 1:48:55 AM  

mrshowrules: skybird659: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

Arsehole dickhead tRumplickers come in all colors. Just ask Kanye West or Steve Harvey.

Steve Harvey?  WTF?  Really?  Whatever.  There are asshole everywhere.


Yeah. When the orang pedophile was running in '15 good ol' Uncle Steve stood right next to him in an add while clown had his arm around his Black Friend And Supporter.
 
2021-09-15 1:49:30 AM  

wandero: Ha ha. Cram it, Elder.

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Elder had those claims ready to go yesterday. He's too Trumpy to go by actual reality.


Trump threw up the claim weeks ago too.
 
2021-09-15 1:49:37 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


That has a lot of weight coming from a trump worshiper.  Now, pretend like you're offended by rape.
 
2021-09-15 1:50:08 AM  

Sir Paul: Enigmamf: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.

There is at least some basis to their claims - they argue that less water should be set aside for wildlife / fish preservation in the delta. In dry years currently, environmental uses (species protection and salinity standards) are allocated about 60% of delta inflows.

As a Central Valley resident, I'd like to point out that Congress appropriated the money for the Central Valley Project, and the Army Corps dams that time releases with the growing seasons, and the Bureau of Reclamation projects, and the levees, and a lot of infrastructure to move water south where it's sold to the contractors at below market rates.

If Congress also says we have to keep the Delta alive, that's their prerogative.


That's actually not true at all - it doesn't matter a whit who paid for the projects. The EPA oversees the rule-making process that determines what water can be used, and their rulings carry every bit as much force over state and local projects as federal projects.

And that doesn't address my point at all: It is a decision to use the amount of water we use. I think it's generally good science, but it is a decision we have made. The farmers with their highway propaganda are arguing against that decision - not "arguing that the California drought is a hoax" as was claimed above.
 
2021-09-15 1:50:27 AM  

TheJoe03: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The entire central valley outside of like Sacramento is a depressing shiat show. Drive on 5 between the Bay and LA and you get to see it for yourself. Awful drive and all the towns are hick central.


I refuse to make that drive on the 5 anymore.  The majority of it is only 2 lanes in each direction, which just results in one long 70 mph fluid traffic jam in the left lane.  A third lane should have been added 20 years ago but we don't spend much on infrastructure these days.
 
2021-09-15 1:51:16 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: skybird659: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Caitlyn Jenner never competed in the Olympics, that was Bruce Jenner. You know, her 'dead' name.

Are they not the same person, just more in line with who she is? Or is the medal revoked because first names don't match?

Do you need to sit and think about what you just posted?


Have you ever talked to a trans about their 'dead' name? The woman Caitlyn never competted. The man Bruce does not exist anymore.
 
2021-09-15 1:52:31 AM  

LrdPhoenix: Seems kind of dumb to tell people to vote no and skip the replacement question.  Should have told them to vote no and pick a specific person for the replacement question.  That way if it did go through, you'd have a good chance at picking the office back up anyway, and if it didn't go through you could humiliate them further by not only beating them at the recall, but also in the replacement.


The LA Times recommended Faulconer.  Specifically, vote NO on question one ("Shall we recall the current guy?"), and Faulconer on question 2 ("If the recall succeeds, who should be Governor?")..

The looked at all the candidates, discarded the ones who were obviously unqualified or not serious, and compared the remaining candidates' experience and their (for lack of better summary word)  "sanity."

They said it was not a difficult choice.  Faulconer ws the ONLY candidate on the ballot who had any relevant experience and wasn't a total covidiot or seditionist.  So despite their reservations for endorsing a Republican, they had no choice but to recommend NO voters check the box for the former San Diego mayor so that in the event YES succeeded, we didn't get a clown like Elder.

That message got lost.  Nobody I know voted YES on question 1, nor did they choose anyone on question 2.

/I held my nose and clicked Faulconer
//after voting NO
///F*CK NO wasn't an option
 
2021-09-15 1:53:13 AM  
jst3p:

Also, It's about who owns the most- the dems own damn near everything- the courts, the police, the military, big bunsesses, the msm, lawyers, judges, heck they even own the SC-

I like big bunsesses, and I cannot lie.
 
2021-09-15 1:54:15 AM  

Practical_Draconian: The Elder Scrolls VI: California Saga of MAGA cancelled.

/Reading an elder scroll makes you go blind and mad? No shiat I say, looking at black guy Trumper who would deny himself of everything
//voted no weeks ago, dropping off ballot at library, then picking up a fancy pizza and Greek salad next door. Mmm, pizza on election night in a newspaper office. Memories, yo.


It does make you go blind, unless you read it while surrounded by a bunch of weird moths.

Just like jacking off.
 
2021-09-15 1:55:07 AM  

skybird659: mrshowrules: skybird659: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

Arsehole dickhead tRumplickers come in all colors. Just ask Kanye West or Steve Harvey.

Steve Harvey?  WTF?  Really?  Whatever.  There are asshole everywhere.

Yeah. When the orang pedophile was running in '15 good ol' Uncle Steve stood right next to him in an add while clown had his arm around his Black Friend And Supporter.


If he was supporting Trump in 2015, I might give him a partial pass.  I'll cut him some slack.  If he supported Trump after August 2018 (Charlottesville march), f$ck him.
 
2021-09-15 1:55:24 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

They started before the election


Tis the tactic of their big daddy. I know republicans hate themselves but damn. You'd think they would pick a better looking guy to fark them over repeatedly.
 
2021-09-15 1:55:35 AM  
It's the end of the Wig Party as we know it... and I feel fine.

I look forward to the 2022 midterms as the rest of the country boots these guys.  The backlash to this BS is coming.
 
2021-09-15 1:55:52 AM  

johnny_vegas: TwowheelinTim: Northern CA starts at the Sonoma line

Reasonably you should be right, but most Californians don't feel that way


There is a simple test to determine whether (culturally at least) an area is considered Northern or Southern California, and that's this: Are most people in the area Giants fans, or Dodgers fans?  For the areas that are in the Central part of the state, the answer to that question invariably determines which side of the NorCal/SoCal divide it falls on.

For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.  Similarly, in Fresno they're Giants fans, and Fresno is deemed NorCal, but the next shiathole to the South, Bakersfield, is clearly SoCal and so everyone there is a Dodgers fan.

This is a universal truth, there's no denying it.

(There also happens to be a similar line somewhere in Oregon, a little north of Eugene, where everyone to the south roots for the Giants and everyone to the north roots for the Mariners, but that's a different topic because we're talking about California here.)
 
2021-09-15 1:56:27 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.


Then why are you even here? Surely you have something better to do. Right?
 
2021-09-15 1:57:39 AM  
Driving home tonight just about an hour after the polls closed, I heard Larry Elder pitching Relief Factor on a local right-wing talk station.

I'm adding this visual just for effect:

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2021-09-15 1:59:37 AM  

Cyberluddite: There is a simple test to determine whether (culturally at least) an area is considered Northern or Southern California, and that's this: Are most people in the area Giants fans, or Dodgers fans?


I'd guess most people in most of the state don't care enough about baseball to call themselves fans of any of the state's four teams *cough*.
 
2021-09-15 1:59:58 AM  

Cyberluddite: johnny_vegas: TwowheelinTim: Northern CA starts at the Sonoma line

Reasonably you should be right, but most Californians don't feel that way

There is a simple test to determine whether (culturally at least) an area is considered Northern or Southern California, and that's this: Are most people in the area Giants fans, or Dodgers fans?  For the areas that are in the Central part of the state, the answer to that question invariably determines which side of the NorCal/SoCal divide it falls on.

For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.  Similarly, in Fresno they're Giants fans, and Fresno is deemed NorCal, but the next shiathole to the South, Bakersfield, is clearly SoCal and so everyone there is a Dodgers fan.

This is a universal truth, there's no denying it.

(There also happens to be a similar line somewhere in Oregon, a little north of Eugene, where everyone to the south roots for the Giants and everyone to the north roots for the Mariners, but that's a different topic because we're talking about California here.)


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2021-09-15 2:00:35 AM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Bawdy George: GitOffaMyLawn: Ass_Master_Flash: Riverside is going to burn tonight

Good.

Stay upwind of the meth fire.

/unless that's your thing

I'm in Huntington Beach. Onshore breeze protects against everything.

Except Nazis. It's bad when you report a swastika etched into a sidewalk, and the Huntington Beach city council goes 'meh'.


Right? I grew up in Redondo Beach, and occasionally heard anecdotes about the HB nazis. There's a reason us L.A. folk avoid going behind the orange curtain.
 
2021-09-15 2:01:18 AM  
I wonder if this will set Elder up to be the GOP's standard bearer in next year's gubernatorial election? That would suck for Republicans :)
 
2021-09-15 2:01:49 AM  

Cyberluddite: johnny_vegas: TwowheelinTim: Northern CA starts at the Sonoma line

Reasonably you should be right, but most Californians don't feel that way

There is a simple test to determine whether (culturally at least) an area is considered Northern or Southern California, and that's this: Are most people in the area Giants fans, or Dodgers fans?  For the areas that are in the Central part of the state, the answer to that question invariably determines which side of the NorCal/SoCal divide it falls on.

For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.  Similarly, in Fresno they're Giants fans, and Fresno is deemed NorCal, but the next shiathole to the South, Bakersfield, is clearly SoCal and so everyone there is a Dodgers fan.

This is a universal truth, there's no denying it.

(There also happens to be a similar line somewhere in Oregon, a little north of Eugene, where everyone to the south roots for the Giants and everyone to the north roots for the Mariners, but that's a different topic because we're talking about California here.)


My wife and her family from the Monterey Bay area are in full agreement with you
 
2021-09-15 2:02:32 AM  

HighOnCraic: TuckFrump: leeksfromchichis: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

They started before the election

Like he actually had a shot to begin with. This was just a massive ad and commercial for his 'talk show'

Trump is SO jealous right now.


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2021-09-15 2:03:23 AM  
You get what you voted for, California, have fun with that.
 
2021-09-15 2:05:16 AM  

Enigmamf: I wonder if this will set Elder up to be the GOP's standard bearer in next year's gubernatorial election? That would suck for Republicans :)


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2021-09-15 2:05:50 AM  

Cyberluddite: For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.


This map puts the dividing line for fans right in the middle of SLO county.  Probably pretty true since the city is halfway between LA and SF.  I am skeptical of it though because it shows some weird area where there are Angel fans, but I've never seen one in real life, ever.

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2021-09-15 2:06:28 AM  
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2021-09-15 2:06:58 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black


*Gasp.* He looks like our Sonny, and he, too, loves fresh laundry in dark colors. Your kitty has excellent taste and must be a Good Boy <3
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2021-09-15 2:07:30 AM  
The Republican Party made a deal with the Devil and they thought there would be no consequences.  But, there will be consequences.  2022 will be a difficult time for the party of morons, for the party of dimwits, for the party of hate.

It's over, baby, the Wig Party is done.
 
2021-09-15 2:07:40 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..


You need to count up, because this began before the election even happened.
 
2021-09-15 2:11:04 AM  

kelderiv: Claiming election fraud with no evidence needs to be a felony. I'd be ok with it also being considered sedition. There needs to be consequences for lying. Big ones.


oh I'm sure there are. But unfortunately like most laws based on ethics they don't apply to Republicans.
 
2021-09-15 2:11:09 AM  

Cyberluddite: There is a simple test to determine whether (culturally at least) an area is considered Northern or Southern California, and that's this: Are most people in the area Giants fans, or Dodgers fans?  For the areas that are in the Central part of the state, the answer to that question invariably determines which side of the NorCal/SoCal divide it falls on. .... Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants


Jokes aside, the divisions you're referring have a long history. When the FCC carved up the nation into broadcast regions, it perhaps inadvertently created media markets. When baseball teams came along, they divided those media markets so that in most markets, only one team had exclusive access to broadcast their games. When cable TV came along those rules were blurred, but generally enforced with blackout rules.

As a result, the most popular MLB team in each county is almost always the team with exclusive broadcast rights in that market - and the popularity is caused by the media markets, not the other way around.

And I'm sorry to say, that metric places SLO in so-cal territory. (Though you might get a misleading impression in the city, where a lot of bay-area kids live to attend college)
 
2021-09-15 2:12:05 AM  

Quick and Dirty: BeautifulOnes: Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

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Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Santa Monica Blvd., amirite?

/Coming to America screening next Saturday
//The SNL Californians skit hits too close to home whenever I'm giving directions somewhere
///Ah, California, don't ever change. . .

That sounds about right!

The one thing I'll never forget about moving from California back to the South is the stoplights -- out there when the light goes green, everyone just goes -- out here the light goes green and I'm like: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY UP.


Maybe it has occurred to you that they don't want to get t-boned bu a car running a red light?
 
2021-09-15 2:12:30 AM  

dark brew: Cyberluddite: For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.

This map puts the dividing line for fans right in the middle of SLO county.  Probably pretty true since the city is halfway between LA and SF.  I am skeptical of it though because it shows some weird area where there are Angel fans, but I've never seen one in real life, ever.

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Why is the Bay Area colored in red?
 
2021-09-15 2:13:58 AM  

dark brew: TheJoe03: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The entire central valley outside of like Sacramento is a depressing shiat show. Drive on 5 between the Bay and LA and you get to see it for yourself. Awful drive and all the towns are hick central.

I refuse to make that drive on the 5 anymore.  The majority of it is only 2 lanes in each direction, which just results in one long 70 mph fluid traffic jam in the left lane.  A third lane should have been added 20 years ago but we don't spend much on infrastructure these days.


People laugh about the bullet train through the Dead Zone in the Central Valley thing, but it's to address precisely what you are posting about here.

Hugely expensive, yes....but not really that bad of an idea.
 
2021-09-15 2:14:22 AM  
I'd also like to point out that the dividing line falls apart w/ basketball, b/c the Warriors were so bad for so long, and the Lakers were the Lakers. And the Raiders really farked everything up; to this day, there are more Raiders fans in LA than either the Bay Area or Las Vegas.
 
2021-09-15 2:16:12 AM  

johnny_vegas: TwowheelinTim: Northern CA starts at the Sonoma line

Reasonably you should be right, but most Californians don't feel that way


Yeah I know *sigh*
 
2021-09-15 2:17:48 AM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: dark brew: Cyberluddite: For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.

This map puts the dividing line for fans right in the middle of SLO county.  Probably pretty true since the city is halfway between LA and SF.  I am skeptical of it though because it shows some weird area where there are Angel fans, but I've never seen one in real life, ever.

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Why is the Bay Area colored in red?


Those garbage Niners fans.
 
2021-09-15 2:17:49 AM  

dark brew: Cyberluddite: For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.

This map puts the dividing line for fans right in the middle of SLO county.  Probably pretty true since the city is halfway between LA and SF.  I am skeptical of it though because it shows some weird area where there are Angel fans, but I've never seen one in real life, ever.

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I've placed a star where SLO is. That roughly horizontal line above it is the county border. So your map also places pretty much all of San Luis Obispo county is Dodger territory, which makes sense since it's in the Santa Barbara media market, and all its stations broadcast from either Santa Barbara or Santa Maria. 

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2021-09-15 2:18:16 AM  
So relieved.
 
2021-09-15 2:20:36 AM  

skybird659: Duck_of_Doom: skybird659: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Caitlyn Jenner never competed in the Olympics, that was Bruce Jenner. You know, her 'dead' name.

Are they not the same person, just more in line with who she is? Or is the medal revoked because first names don't match?

Do you need to sit and think about what you just posted?

Have you ever talked to a trans about their 'dead' name? The woman Caitlyn never competted. The man Bruce does not exist anymore.


"A trans"?

fark off
 
2021-09-15 2:21:20 AM  
Incoming memes from other sources...
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2021-09-15 2:22:38 AM  

Vitamin_R: TheJoe03: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The entire central valley outside of like Sacramento is a depressing shiat show. Drive on 5 between the Bay and LA and you get to see it for yourself. Awful drive and all the towns are hick central.

If you want to see a real shiat show, drive down the 99 from Sacramento to Bakersfield. Yes, I live in a blue state, yet I am surrounded and outnumbered by MAGAT pieces of shiat.


You're suggesting someone should go TO Bakersfield? Boy, you must have a lot of hate in your heart to wish that on a person.
 
2021-09-15 2:23:53 AM  

Enigmamf: dark brew: Cyberluddite: For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.

This map puts the dividing line for fans right in the middle of SLO county.  Probably pretty true since the city is halfway between LA and SF.  I am skeptical of it though because it shows some weird area where there are Angel fans, but I've never seen one in real life, ever.

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I've placed a star where SLO is. That roughly horizontal line above it is the county border. So your map also places pretty much all of San Luis Obispo county is Dodger territory, which makes sense since it's in the Santa Barbara media market, and all its stations broadcast from either Santa Barbara or Santa Maria. 

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I was just going off of the article I stole the map from, but your explanation makes more sense. I've been to SLO a many times, doesn't strike me as an area with a bunch of useless degenerate Giant fans.
 
2021-09-15 2:24:08 AM  

jvl: kelderiv: Claiming election fraud with no evidence needs to be a felony. I'd be ok with it also being considered sedition. There needs to be consequences for lying. Big ones.

You would like to throw out the First Amendment and make lying a crime. Did I understand that correctly? When Trump was in charge of the executive and directing the FBI and US Attorneys, you would have liked it if he would have determined who was lying and charge them with felonies.

Or did you mean just on the state level? Like, you think Alabama's elected officials should be able to determine who is lying and charge them with a felony. You know Juries decide what the facts of the case are, right? So you're okay with an Alabama jury deciding whether or not someone is lying about covid's existence.

I see no flaw in this plan. It's a shame this country has no history with a 'Sedition Act' that does something similar so you could just read about how that kind of thing would work out.


The first amendment is over 200 years out of date and needs retooling to handle modern fascism
 
2021-09-15 2:24:48 AM  
Republicans cannot win the governorship in a free and fair election here in CA unless they run a well-known celebrity, a concept they supposedly despise but is really ok so long as the celebrity identifies as (R). It was a goddam waste of our state's time, resources and $. We need to change the recall laws, otherwise the dipshiats will keep trying it.
 
2021-09-15 2:26:05 AM  

Bazzlex001: Vitamin_R: TheJoe03: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The entire central valley outside of like Sacramento is a depressing shiat show. Drive on 5 between the Bay and LA and you get to see it for yourself. Awful drive and all the towns are hick central.

If you want to see a real shiat show, drive down the 99 from Sacramento to Bakersfield. Yes, I live in a blue state, yet I am surrounded and outnumbered by MAGAT pieces of shiat.

You're suggesting someone should go TO Bakersfield? Boy, you must have a lot of hate in your heart to wish that on a person.


To be fair, they said to go there from Sacramento.  That's just trading one hellhole for another.
 
2021-09-15 2:26:18 AM  

BeautifulOnes: They're now identified as a Trump party because of their embrace of that chucklehead Elder, instead of someone more mainstream CA GOP like Faulconer.  In a diverse state like CA, why would they do something like that?


Because the inmates have taken over the asylum.

Narcissist pedophile traitor out front shoulda told you.
 
2021-09-15 2:27:18 AM  

Smoking GNU: wandero: Ha ha. Cram it, Elder.

Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Elder had those claims ready to go yesterday. He's too Trumpy to go by actual reality.

Trump threw up the claim weeks ago too.


Regurgitated. I believe the correct term is regurgitated.
 
2021-09-15 2:28:11 AM  
Made a thing

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2021-09-15 2:30:12 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: You get what you voted for, California, have fun with that.


Among the highest vaccination rates and lowest COVID cases per capita in the US. Sounds good. :D

/ Oh and tacos
// And other tasty food
 
2021-09-15 2:30:17 AM  

Enigmamf: Sir Paul: Enigmamf: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.

There is at least some basis to their claims - they argue that less water should be set aside for wildlife / fish preservation in the delta. In dry years currently, environmental uses (species protection and salinity standards) are allocated about 60% of delta inflows.

As a Central Valley resident, I'd like to point out that Congress appropriated the money for the Central Valley Project, and the Army Corps dams that time releases with the growing seasons, and the Bureau of Reclamation projects, and the levees, and a lot of infrastructure to move water south where it's sold to the contractors at below market rates.

If Congress also says we have to keep the Delta alive, that's their prerogative.

That's actually not true at all - it doesn't matter a whit who paid for the projects. The EPA oversees the rule-making process that determines what water can be used, and their rulings carry every bit as much force over state and local projects as federal projects.

And that doesn't address my point at all: It is a decision to use the amount of water we use. I think it's generally good science, but it is a decision we have made. The farmers with their highway propaganda are arguing against that decision - not "arguing that the California drought is a hoax" as was claimed above.


It turns out all of us are right

The drought is a hoax:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Califor​n​ia_drought_manipulation_conspiracy_the​ory

https://www.thegwpf.com/ignore-climat​e​-hysteria-californias-permanent-drough​t-was-fake-news/

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Courts and the EPA control the water:

https://www.watereducation.org/aquape​d​ia/sacramento-san-joaquin-delta-water-​distribution
 
2021-09-15 2:32:40 AM  
point and laugh at the inland valley trash!
 
2021-09-15 2:33:48 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Quick and Dirty: BeautifulOnes: Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

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Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Santa Monica Blvd., amirite?

/Coming to America screening next Saturday
//The SNL Californians skit hits too close to home whenever I'm giving directions somewhere
///Ah, California, don't ever change. . .

That sounds about right!

The one thing I'll never forget about moving from California back to the South is the stoplights -- out there when the light goes green, everyone just goes -- out here the light goes green and I'm like: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY UP.

Maybe it has occurred to you that they don't want to get t-boned bu a car running a red light?


in my 3 years of living in Long Beach, I never once saw anyone get t-boned. Suck it, Anecdotal Gods!

:)
 
2021-09-15 2:34:09 AM  

Cyberluddite: johnny_vegas: TwowheelinTim: Northern CA starts at the Sonoma line

Reasonably you should be right, but most Californians don't feel that way

There is a simple test to determine whether (culturally at least) an area is considered Northern or Southern California, and that's this: Are most people in the area Giants fans, or Dodgers fans?  For the areas that are in the Central part of the state, the answer to that question invariably determines which side of the NorCal/SoCal divide it falls on.

For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.  Similarly, in Fresno they're Giants fans, and Fresno is deemed NorCal, but the next shiathole to the South, Bakersfield, is clearly SoCal and so everyone there is a Dodgers fan.

This is a universal truth, there's no denying it.

(There also happens to be a similar line somewhere in Oregon, a little north of Eugene, where everyone to the south roots for the Giants and everyone to the north roots for the Mariners, but that's a different topic because we're talking about California here.)


You seem to be missing the point that he suggested THREE states. You're suggesting only two. Get with the program.
 
2021-09-15 2:36:05 AM  
Not gonna complain about good news splattering across the screen at this hour, we need to deal with these CHUDS.
 
2021-09-15 2:36:11 AM  

hundreddollarman: State_College_Arsonist: You get what you voted for, California, have fun with that.

Among the highest vaccination rates and lowest COVID cases per capita in the US. Sounds good. :D

/ Oh and tacos
// And other tasty food


We have some pretty good deli here, too. I used to live in NYC, so not gonna go too far with the comparisons. But popped by Sherman's Deli in Palm Springs recently for a pastrami sandwich with chopped liver on rye and a side of potato salad. Lots of deli mustard and pickles - yum!
 
2021-09-15 2:36:16 AM  
He added: "By the way, we may have lost the battle, but we are going to win the war."

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Larry, you and your kind lost the war a long, long time ago.
 
2021-09-15 2:37:24 AM  

Enigmamf: Cyberluddite: There is a simple test to determine whether (culturally at least) an area is considered Northern or Southern California, and that's this: Are most people in the area Giants fans, or Dodgers fans?

I'd guess most people in most of the state don't care enough about baseball to call themselves fans of any of the state's four teams *cough*.


There was a time when I might have cared to point out that there are 5, but, well, Oakland... never mind.
 
2021-09-15 2:43:27 AM  

Quick and Dirty: TwowheelinTim: Quick and Dirty: BeautifulOnes: Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/dCer2e0t​8r8]


Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Santa Monica Blvd., amirite?

/Coming to America screening next Saturday
//The SNL Californians skit hits too close to home whenever I'm giving directions somewhere
///Ah, California, don't ever change. . .

That sounds about right!

The one thing I'll never forget about moving from California back to the South is the stoplights -- out there when the light goes green, everyone just goes -- out here the light goes green and I'm like: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY UP.

Maybe it has occurred to you that they don't want to get t-boned bu a car running a red light?

in my 3 years of living in Long Beach, I never once saw anyone get t-boned. Suck it, Anecdotal Gods!

:)


That's because people don't rush into the intersection after the light changes. Isn't that the complaint? Sounds like a win for  me.
 
2021-09-15 2:43:44 AM  

NephilimNexus: He added: "By the way, we may have lost the battle, but we are going to win the war."

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Larry, you and your kind lost the war a long, long time ago.


The war isn't over yet because they still exist, like malaria that hides out in the liver when you pump the body full of drugs to kill it, only to sprout up anew sometime later when you least expect it.
 
2021-09-15 2:45:06 AM  
My home state got it right. Again.
 
2021-09-15 2:45:19 AM  

Karma Chameleon: So the libs weren't spited? I shoved horse dewormer up my ass for nothing?


The real treasure was the friends you made along the way.
 
2021-09-15 2:45:25 AM  
I love that CNN's live election coverage ran out of things to talk about because it was a boring election.

California typically sets national trends. Be like us, other 49 states: have boring elections.
 
2021-09-15 2:49:18 AM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: dark brew: Cyberluddite: For example: Santa Barbara is clearly SoCal, and it's obviously full of Dodgers fans.  Just up the road in San Luis Obispo, however, they think of themselves as part of NorCal, and everyone there roots for the Giants.

This map puts the dividing line for fans right in the middle of SLO county.  Probably pretty true since the city is halfway between LA and SF.  I am skeptical of it though because it shows some weird area where there are Angel fans, but I've never seen one in real life, ever.

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Why is the Bay Area colored in red?


That's Giants orange.
 
2021-09-15 2:50:22 AM  
Oh thank god. Well done, California.
 
2021-09-15 2:50:43 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: demonfaerie: Recalling a governor never works, just ask Wisconsin.

Western Coloradoans where I live tried to recall Gov. Polis a couple years ago. It turns out being a gay Democrat didn't fetch enough signatures as they wanted it to. Never got the ballot. I had a great time on Facebook with my local MAGAts after that.


Yes, the HQ for that was in Woodland Park near me, people were worried about more important things.
 
2021-09-15 2:54:28 AM  

mofa: I love that CNN's live election coverage ran out of things to talk about because it was a boring election.

California typically sets national trends. Be like us, other 49 states: have boring elections.


I'm in WA. We got that covered.
 
2021-09-15 3:06:41 AM  

Quick and Dirty: TwowheelinTim: Quick and Dirty: BeautifulOnes: Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/dCer2e0t​8r8]


Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Santa Monica Blvd., amirite?

/Coming to America screening next Saturday
//The SNL Californians skit hits too close to home whenever I'm giving directions somewhere
///Ah, California, don't ever change. . .

That sounds about right!

The one thing I'll never forget about moving from California back to the South is the stoplights -- out there when the light goes green, everyone just goes -- out here the light goes green and I'm like: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY UP.

Maybe it has occurred to you that they don't want to get t-boned bu a car running a red light?

in my 3 years of living in Long Beach, I never once saw anyone get t-boned. Suck it, Anecdotal Gods!

:)


Oh. And I suggest you go hang out by the traffic circle for an afternoon if you want to see some carnage. Find an elevated vantage point and bring some beers and cannabis.

You're welcome
 
2021-09-15 3:11:06 AM  

make me some tea: The other thread was better.


you should recall the recall thread!
 
2021-09-15 3:14:29 AM  
Thank god it was the Colin Farrel Recall and not the Arnold Recall.

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Recall Recall Recall
 
2021-09-15 3:17:34 AM  

djslowdive: mofa: I love that CNN's live election coverage ran out of things to talk about because it was a boring election.

California typically sets national trends. Be like us, other 49 states: have boring elections.

I'm in WA. We got that covered.


One of my group texts from earlier tonight:
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2021-09-15 3:18:04 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.


wat
 
2021-09-15 3:23:13 AM  

Enigmamf: . When the FCC carved up the nation into broadcast regions, it perhaps inadvertently created media markets. When baseball teams came along, they divided those media markets so that in most markets, only one team had exclusive access to broadcast their games.


Interesting, even to a non-sports guy like myself.  Never thought about that before.
 
2021-09-15 3:24:21 AM  
Screenshot from DK (cuz I don't twit):

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/i snerked
//and then it came out my nose
 
2021-09-15 3:27:52 AM  

anfrind: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.


I thought leaving it blank meant that they wanted Newsom anyway? Or am I not remembering the Calvinball rules of California recalls correctly?
 
2021-09-15 3:30:59 AM  

Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.


Because Diane Feinstein isn't going to finish her term and the Governor picks her replacement until the next federal election.
 
2021-09-15 3:32:40 AM  

FriarReb98: anfrind: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.

I thought leaving it blank meant that they wanted Newsom anyway? Or am I not remembering the Calvinball rules of California recalls correctly?


Leaving it blank was an option, but only if you voted no on the recall.

Which makes me wonder how many GQP voters voted yes on the recall but failed to select a candidate.
 
2021-09-15 3:36:06 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: You get what you voted for, California, have fun with that.


I can smell the butthurt here on the other coast...try a UV lightbulb with some Ivermectin lube.
 
2021-09-15 3:42:13 AM  

TwowheelinTim: FriarReb98: anfrind: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.

I thought leaving it blank meant that they wanted Newsom anyway? Or am I not remembering the Calvinball rules of California recalls correctly?

Leaving it blank was an option, but only if you voted no on the recall.

Which makes me wonder how many GQP voters voted yes on the recall but failed to select a candidate.


I'm looking at the ballot right now and this is not true.  It states "The recall question contains two parts.  You may vote on both parts or on just one.  Either way, your vote will be counted".
 
2021-09-15 3:49:12 AM  

mcnguyen: TwowheelinTim: FriarReb98: anfrind: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.

I thought leaving it blank meant that they wanted Newsom anyway? Or am I not remembering the Calvinball rules of California recalls correctly?

Leaving it blank was an option, but only if you voted no on the recall.

Which makes me wonder how many GQP voters voted yes on the recall but failed to select a candidate.

I'm looking at the ballot right now and this is not true.  It states "The recall question contains two parts.  You may vote on both parts or on just one.  Either way, your vote will be counted".


What did I write that was not true? Your statement refutes nothing I wrote. Maybe you should go back and read it.
 
2021-09-15 3:49:59 AM  

mcnguyen: TwowheelinTim: FriarReb98: anfrind: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.

I thought leaving it blank meant that they wanted Newsom anyway? Or am I not remembering the Calvinball rules of California recalls correctly?

Leaving it blank was an option, but only if you voted no on the recall.

Which makes me wonder how many GQP voters voted yes on the recall but failed to select a candidate.

I'm looking at the ballot right now and this is not true.  It states "The recall question contains two parts.  You may vote on both parts or on just one.  Either way, your vote will be counted".


Oh I see Never mind
 
2021-09-15 3:51:19 AM  

TwowheelinTim: mcnguyen: TwowheelinTim: FriarReb98: anfrind: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.

I thought leaving it blank meant that they wanted Newsom anyway? Or am I not remembering the Calvinball rules of California recalls correctly?

Leaving it blank was an option, but only if you voted no on the recall.

Which makes me wonder how many GQP voters voted yes on the recall but failed to select a candidate.

I'm looking at the ballot right now and this is not true.  It states "The recall question contains two parts.  You may vote on both parts or on just one.  Either way, your vote will be counted".

What did I write that was not true? Your statement refutes nothing I wrote. Maybe you should go back and read it.


And I knew that too...

Goodnight.
 
2021-09-15 3:55:06 AM  
TwowheelinTim:  What did I write that was not true? Your statement refutes nothing I wrote. Maybe you should go back and read it.

I went back and read what you wrote: "Leaving it blank was an option, but only if you voted no on the recall."

It does not matter whether you votes yes or no on the recall, you could still leave the 2nd part blank.

Again the ballot itself stated: "The recall question contains two parts.  You may vote on both parts or on just one.  Either way, your vote will be counted".
 
2021-09-15 3:56:10 AM  
TwowheelinTim:

And I knew that too...

Goodnight.


Haha.  Goodnight.
 
2021-09-15 4:11:07 AM  

Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.


Voting fraud, election fraud.  The GQP subscribes to Humpty Dumpty from "Through the Looking Glass" thinking.  "When I use a word, it means just what I chose it to mean-neither more nor less."
 
2021-09-15 4:12:00 AM  
Oh so Larry Elder, the black guy who was attacked with an egg by a white woman wearing a gorilla mask, lost. Did this attack not get greenlit on fark? Someone must have submitted that news because that's quite a blatantly racist attack you know - Black Guy, Assaulted, By White Girl Wearing Gorilla Mask.
 
2021-09-15 4:21:04 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Quick and Dirty: I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Frankly, that sounds awesome. Who wouldn't want to do that? Please say you were watching things like Dracula, or Frankenstein, or Night of the Living Dead.


Yeah, a graveyard (bone chillingly) screams out for Night of the Living Dead!
 
2021-09-15 4:30:19 AM  

TWX: johnny queso: Trocadero: suid: maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Oh, I see you missed "Angelyne" who goes by just one name.

I honest to God wish I had voted for Angelyne, just to tell everyone I did. My grandad (RIP) claims he voted for Gary Coleman (RIP).

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angelyne simulpost.

this is me parked next to her at the point dume pavilions last week the day after i didn't vote for her.

That's a mustang though, not a corvette.


She switched to Mustangs when the new ones came out. Still Barbie pink.

I see her at least once a week.
 
2021-09-15 4:44:55 AM  

Enigmamf: anfrind: Skeleton Man: Sergeant Angle: Election fraud claims in 3..2..1..

Maybe there was election fraud. I find it hard to believe that 33% of Californians are death cultists. But I've never been there myself, so.

The rural parts of the state tend to be just as red as any red state, especially the far north and the Central Valley.

In fact, if you drive down any major highway in the Central Valley, you'll likely see several "Congress created dust bowl" signs, arguing that the California drought is a hoax intended to put hardworking farmers out of business so that they'll have to go on welfare and become Democrats.

There is at least some basis to their claims - they argue that less water should be set aside for wildlife / fish preservation in the delta. In dry years currently, environmental uses (species protection and salinity standards) are allocated about 60% of delta inflows.


The long term view should face the reality that climate change makes farming as it exists in California today, temporary, but destroying the delta's ecology is permanent.
 
2021-09-15 5:21:21 AM  

dildo tontine: Fart_Machine: Mrtraveler01: Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.

His Trumpian approach to his shiatty campaign has nothing to do with him being black.

Nice try.

But he was one of the good ones!

He was a black guy running as a white guy.


He was a crappy politician running as a good one.
 
2021-09-15 5:24:41 AM  

mcnguyen: TwowheelinTim:  What did I write that was not true? Your statement refutes nothing I wrote. Maybe you should go back and read it.

I went back and read what you wrote: "Leaving it blank was an option, but only if you voted no on the recall."

It does not matter whether you votes yes or no on the recall, you could still leave the 2nd part blank.

Again the ballot itself stated: "The recall question contains two parts.  You may vote on both parts or on just one.  Either way, your vote will be counted".


If you voted "yes" for the recall, but left the second part blank, it meant that you wanted Newsom recalled but didn't want him replaced by anyone. Since there was a field of some 43 Republican candidates to choose from, not picking someone is either a pretty damning statement against all of them, or means that all those Republicans can't read.
 
2021-09-15 5:26:37 AM  
It's called 'gubernatorial' because of all the gubers running for the office.
 
2021-09-15 5:32:02 AM  

GreenSun: Oh so Larry Elder, the black guy who was attacked with an egg by a white woman wearing a gorilla mask, lost. Did this attack not get greenlit on fark? Someone must have submitted that news because that's quite a blatantly racist attack you know - Black Guy, Assaulted, By White Girl Wearing Gorilla Mask.


You crack on with that little fella, let us know how it goes.
 
2021-09-15 5:34:07 AM  

GreenSun: Oh so Larry Elder, the black guy who was attacked with an egg by a white woman wearing a gorilla mask, lost. Did this attack not get greenlit on fark? Someone must have submitted that news because that's quite a blatantly racist attack you know - Black Guy, Assaulted, By White Girl Wearing Gorilla Mask.


No, the black guy who was a terrible candidate with terrible policies and who was just a terrible person lost.

Some dipshiat being a racist was irrelevant.
 
2021-09-15 5:42:20 AM  

Lochsteppe: I haven't lived in CA since before I could vote, but I'm relieved.
Good job, Californians.
Now do something about all those sharknados.


Rake the oceans!!
 
2021-09-15 5:53:44 AM  
Mrs. Harlee and I both voted no on the recall... and yes for Angelyne as replacement governor. We didn't want to leave question two blank, lest some nefarious poll worker fill in Elder's box.

But it would have been cool if the billboard woman famous for being famous had won.
 
2021-09-15 5:58:34 AM  

make me some tea: fragMasterFlash: Are they going to have an insurrection at the California state capitol now?

I was at the CA state capitol when Trump was declared the loser. There was a small MAGA rally at the steps and an angry voice over a PA, and a few Trumper trucks rolling coal on L St., yelling at peds. Peds were mostly ignoring or laughing at them which just made em madder and gun their engine. I have video of this.


Exactly. Point and laugh.

If only "Antifa" Portlanders would take the same approach instead of giving them the street violence these assholes so desperately crave.
 
2021-09-15 6:01:40 AM  
The Democrats were still ready to be active. It's almost as if they had been inoculated by exposure to Trump tactics earlier, and thus their immune systems were ready to attack it when it emerged in their state.
 
2021-09-15 6:04:52 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black


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Not if he's running against this.
 
2021-09-15 6:11:07 AM  

covalesj: The Democrats were still ready to be active. It's almost as if they had been inoculated by exposure to Trump tactics earlier, and thus their immune systems were ready to attack it when it emerged in their state.


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2021-09-15 6:13:33 AM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Surf Nazis Must Die is more or less a documentary.

:(


Bullshiat.

/more or less??
//you spelled "Entirely" wrong
///HB getting nuked would improve the state immeasurably, barring the poor bastards in service jobs to the shiatocracy down there and the collateral damage to neighboring areas
 
2021-09-15 6:15:18 AM  

Alien Robot: Sanguine Dawn: That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.

Campaigning while black. How dare he.


AAAAAND you smarted yourself.
 
2021-09-15 6:17:02 AM  

maxandgrinch: Damn, I was hoping out of the 50+ candidates who tossed their name in the mud slinger and we'd get some random Colorado pot enthusiast or an Olympic medal winner....

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Should have been Angelyne.
 
2021-09-15 6:18:36 AM  

GardenWeasel: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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The media needs to make clear that "Noone" was the leading answer to #2 because Dems were instructed to leave that question blank.


That is stupid. Because some poll worker could fill in a box on a blank ballot.
 
2021-09-15 6:20:09 AM  

anfrind: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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According to CalMatters, Larry Elder got 43.4% of the vote on Question 2, which trounced everyone else, but doesn't matter when 67.1% voted no on Question 1.

Also, it looks like 47.3% of voters left Question 2 blank.


Dangerous. Some MAGAt poll worker could fill in boxes.
 
2021-09-15 6:25:00 AM  
The voters of California turned down a chance to make their state into another Texas.  No wonder the Rs are eagerly claiming the election was fraudulent.  How else to explain the loss to their  crack pot billionaire backers?
 
2021-09-15 6:26:20 AM  
It wasn't a Total Recall....

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2021-09-15 6:28:23 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: this could have been your Governor:
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LOOK AT THAT FACE

/he also likes French Laundry
//well any laundry as long as its warm
///and black


I always vote for the Slightly Ginger Pussy party candidate.
 
2021-09-15 6:41:22 AM  

FnkyTwn: Recall the Recall!!!

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I hope California is smart enough to not allow another recall, otherwise I'm sure they're already collecting signatures.
 
2021-09-15 6:43:08 AM  
Newsom won pretty much by the statistical percentages of the ideological divide in the country. It was the 30% of Trumper sycophants who voted for Elder. Just shows that the majority of Californians did not support the recall effort, and it was just political theater by the right to try to muck up the system. The only reason Elder is not breaking out the "vote was rigged" narrative is his loss was too big, and he would undermine his career as a huckster. It also would undermine the whole claims of rigged election strategy as merely Chicken Little syndrome for other contests.

The tactic to undermine society through claims of voter fraud in other elections would be hurt if Elder continued with his claims. Some GOP donors probably met with Elder and explained the situation to him with greenbacks.
 
2021-09-15 6:47:52 AM  
I'm impressed.  I assumed voters were going to pick magic unicorns over the thing they know.
 
2021-09-15 6:50:54 AM  

Sanguine Dawn: I know a guy who did phone-banking for Newsom. And he farking hates Newsom. That should tell you just how toxic Larry Elder was to Californians.


Why is there such hatred of Newsom (aside from the blind hate from Trumpers. I get that)?  He seems like he's doing a good job in California.
 
2021-09-15 7:07:02 AM  

Quick and Dirty: Well, geez. I'm not even a big fan of "Cali" and I'm super mad at the person who came up with the word "Cali" -- spent a lot of years there -- lived a couple of years in L.A. and it's a whole different ecosystem.

I have a story about ripping apart a rotisserie chicken at a picnic in a graveyard, while watching classic movies being screened on the wall of a mausoleum -- everyone there was horrified, but they still ate the chicken -- even the guy with the weepy eye.

Like I said: It's an entire different world over there, so I'm not sure what I was expecting from you Californians, but on the whole I'm proud of you. Good job.

[YouTube video: Every Californians Ever (Part 1 of 2)]


Native of Cali.

Deal with it dude.
 
2021-09-15 7:08:11 AM  
California is a very blue state. There wasn't a chance he was going to be recalled, pandemic or no.
 
2021-09-15 7:08:22 AM  

Harlee: GardenWeasel: make me some tea: SacBee on Facebook threads have been mobbed by MAGA commenters all day.

Now? *tumbleweeds?

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The media needs to make clear that "Noone" was the leading answer to #2 because Dems were instructed to leave that question blank.

That is stupid. Because some poll worker could fill in a box on a blank ballot.


Exactly how often do you imagine this to happen
 
2021-09-15 7:11:21 AM  

mcnguyen: Moniker o' Shame: TheJoe03: Moniker o' Shame: News Flash!  Nobody that does not live in California gives a flying.

You're stupid if you actually think that.

Says the guy from California...  America is a Republic.  The states are somewhat allowed to do as they want.  California can elect whoever they want.  I live in Illinois and Wisconsin and what California does means zero to me.  What possible reason why would I give a rat's ass as I have never even been to California and have no plans to do so?  This has no effect on my life whatsoever.  Should I care because the media has been obsessing over it?  They also obsess whenever the east coast gets a snow storm...  ...in winter of all seasons.

You should care because one of the things governors get to do is appoint senators when there is an unexpected vacancy.  The senate is currently split 50-50 and Dianne Feinstein is 88 years old.


Diane Feinstein kinda sh*t the bed here at the end.
 
2021-09-15 7:14:05 AM  
I'm pretty sure the 2.5 million ballots I received by mail really made a difference here.  I just handed stacks of them out to anyone who said they'd vote NO.  Children.  Hobos.  Stray animals.  Woo, solid win!
 
2021-09-15 7:15:14 AM  
People trying to somehow trigger white guilt should consider that blacks are the same as whites are the same as browns and yellows: they can be great people and they can be assholes, and everywhere in between. We aren't afraid to call assholes assholes, regardless of their skin color, and bringing up skin color when no one else has done so betrays your own fixation on "race."
 
2021-09-15 7:16:10 AM