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2021-09-14 9:13:30 PM  
He didn't fail
 
2021-09-14 9:19:50 PM  

cretinbob: He didn't fail


Sad but true
 
2021-09-14 10:07:27 PM  
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2021-09-14 10:13:53 PM  
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These two events are directly related.
 
2021-09-14 10:54:36 PM  
And again, like all the other fascists before him, let me guess. Only "he" can solve the problems, right?

Idiot.
 
2021-09-15 6:43:06 AM  
How is he not in jail for even one of the countless things he did?
 
2021-09-15 7:20:54 AM  
"True to form, he also falsely claimed the 2020 presidential election was rigged."

I want one of the reporters to ask him how much the Republicans rigged it and why their efforts fell short.
 
2021-09-15 7:20:58 AM  
So much of what ails America was caused or exacerbated by his failed term in office.

TFG** seems like the one person in the galaxy that can NOT solve these problems.
 
2021-09-15 7:21:10 AM  
The Republican Party must be destroyed for the good of the country
 
2021-09-15 7:22:08 AM  

Znuh: And again, like all the other fascists before him, let me guess. Only "he" can solve the problems, right?

Idiot.


I mean, he's literally told us that in those exact words...
 
2021-09-15 7:22:53 AM  

DarwiOdrade: The Republican Party must be destroyed for the good of the country


Changing the label on the party won't do a damn thing about their voters
 
2021-09-15 7:25:35 AM  
Jim Jones record of killing 600 Americans has been retired long before Trump left office. Governors have their own nice in the Hall of Fame.  All that's really left is making killing Americans an Olympic event.  Some people can't just rest on their laurels.
 
2021-09-15 7:27:29 AM  
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE DIAF, you orange twat.
 
2021-09-15 7:27:55 AM  

qorkfiend: DarwiOdrade: The Republican Party must be destroyed for the good of the country

Changing the label on the party won't do a damn thing about their voters


Good thing that's not what I'm talking about, then.
 
2021-09-15 7:29:09 AM  
Sounds like he thinks he couldn't win if he ran again so now he hates everyone and wants them dead.
 
2021-09-15 7:34:58 AM  
Why does he need a 2nd term, didn't he fulfill all his promises in the first term?

The wall at the Mexico border, defeating ISIS, the Taliban, stopping North Korea, defeating China in a trade war, defeating COVID, the energy crisis, unemployment, homelessness, repeal and replacing Obamacare with a better plan, putting Hillary in jail, finding all the crimes hunter Biden committed, keeping the House and Senate and White House for the Republicans, and looking directly into the Sun like a moron? He's only done one of those??
 
2021-09-15 7:35:43 AM  

qorkfiend: DarwiOdrade: The Republican Party must be destroyed for the good of the country

Changing the label on the party won't do a damn thing about their voters


Don't change the label, then. Treat them like the criminal organization they are and start locking the farkers up. Wouldn't even need to make up new laws; enforcing existing laws against corruption (and white collar crime in general) could get the entire farking party behind bars, as well as their financial backers.
 
2021-09-15 7:38:03 AM  
I understand that the Republican base hates liberals and media that they won't trust anything we tell them. But with each passing day I'm more and more concerned about their cognitive function and sanity that they don't see Trump's words consistently contradict his own words and that none of what he promises ever materializes. And this is only multiplied by state and local leaders that parrot his nonsensical positions that not following national news is no excuse.
 
2021-09-15 7:40:36 AM  
After Trump said "our country has gone really downhill in the last eight months like nobody's ever seen before," he suggested

"like nobody's ever seen before" is his tell when even he doesn't believe whatever bullshiat statement he just made. He's so damn simple.  I'd love to play poker with him, as long as he never held the deck of cards and had tangible currency. I could tolerate a couple hours of his lunacy to take what meager possessions he owns while making him look like a foo
 
2021-09-15 7:41:51 AM  

jimjays: I understand that the Republican base hates liberals and media that they won't trust anything we tell them. But with each passing day I'm more and more concerned about their cognitive function and sanity that they don't see Trump's words consistently contradict his own words and that none of what he promises ever materializes. And this is only multiplied by state and local leaders that parrot his nonsensical positions that not following national news is no excuse.


If the message is just to keep people emotionally twinged and lashing out, I don't think they ever get to a place where they start figuring out the inconsistencies from day-to-day.
 
2021-09-15 7:42:03 AM  

jimjays: I understand that the Republican base hates liberals and media that they won't trust anything we tell them. But with each passing day I'm more and more concerned about their cognitive function and sanity that they don't see Trump's words consistently contradict his own words and that none of what he promises ever materializes. And this is only multiplied by state and local leaders that parrot his nonsensical positions that not following national news is no excuse.


They've had LOTS of practice in making people not see the obvious. We spent twenty years in Afghanistan with literally no justification and few people had a single word to say about it. By the end the war justified itself. This entire country is a scam and a contradiction.
 
2021-09-15 7:43:36 AM  
Hey Trump,
I know you like porn, so I would like you to do me a favor, call your best pal Vladimir Putin and have him upload leggy adidas tracksuit porn to pornhub and I'll not* post about you for two whole Earth months. No ugly dicks. Have the spies check them first.

*offer invalid if insurrection is perceived to be eminent or if the dicks are ugly.
 
2021-09-15 7:44:05 AM  

WillJM8528: They've had LOTS of practice in making people not see the obvious. We spent twenty years in Afghanistan with literally no justification and few people had a single word to say about it. By the end the war justified itself. This entire country is a scam and a contradiction.


I've noticed that the last couple of print issues of USA Today seem to be claiming that leaving Afghanistan was a disaster.  I'm just rolling my eyes and resisting the urge to throw the whole stack of them in the trash.
 
2021-09-15 7:46:54 AM  
"How do you campaign, and ask people to come out and vote, at the same time that you tell them that as president you couldn't protect their vote and had the election stolen from you?"

That's a good damned question  -- that no one will ever ask him, and he will never answer.
 
2021-09-15 7:47:08 AM  

bostonguy: How is he not in jail for even one of the countless things he did?


Because we have a two-tiered justice system, and rich white people are flat out above the law. Trump really could shoot a person on Fifth Avenue and get away with it.

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/Yeah, whatever about Taibbi. This book is pretty darn good.
 
2021-09-15 7:47:15 AM  

jook: "like nobody's ever seen before" is his tell when even he doesn't believe whatever bullshiat statement he just made. He's so damn simple.  I'd love to play poker with him, as long as he never held the deck of cards and had tangible currency. I could tolerate a couple hours of his lunacy to take what meager possessions he owns while making him look like a foo


Also why this guy absolutely gets taken in any sort of negotiation, he doesn't have the emotional currency to know when he is broadcasting his vulnerabilities. Being skilled at reading intentions is usually 90% being able to read body language, with Trump that's completely unnecessary because he lacks the discipline to shut his piehole to the world.
 
2021-09-15 7:47:31 AM  
He's just replaying his everything is doomed and only I can save you thing.
 
2021-09-15 7:48:22 AM  
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2021-09-15 7:49:03 AM  

bostonguy: How is he not in jail for even one of the countless things he did?


It will divide the nation or whatever bs was said with Nixon.
 
2021-09-15 7:49:40 AM  

Gestalt: jook: "like nobody's ever seen before" is his tell when even he doesn't believe whatever bullshiat statement he just made. He's so damn simple.  I'd love to play poker with him, as long as he never held the deck of cards and had tangible currency. I could tolerate a couple hours of his lunacy to take what meager possessions he owns while making him look like a foo

Also why this guy absolutely gets taken in any sort of negotiation, he doesn't have the emotional currency to know when he is broadcasting his vulnerabilities. Being skilled at reading intentions is usually 90% being able to read body language, with Trump that's completely unnecessary because he lacks the discipline to shut his piehole to the world.


Doesn't matter how bad a deal you get when you are gambling with other people's money.

// We'll split the results... profits go to me, losses go to you
 
2021-09-15 7:49:54 AM  
I'm not worries - we survived disco.
 
2021-09-15 7:49:59 AM  

SomeAmerican: He's just replaying his everything is doomed and only I can save you thing.


Because he is doomed and he needs his Vladdy Bear to save him, but Trump has Florida-cooties and Vlad is off smoking crack while hiding in a giant anti-covid douche bubble.
 
2021-09-15 7:50:24 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: I'm not worries - we survived disco.


ugh - worried
 
2021-09-15 7:51:14 AM  
America will be a Republican-run theocratic dictatorship before this decade is over.

I better start researching where I'm going to have to emigrate to.
 
2021-09-15 7:51:46 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Hey Trump,
I know you like porn, so I would like you to do me a favor, call your best pal Vladimir Putin and have him upload leggy adidas tracksuit porn to pornhub and I'll not* post about you for two whole Earth months. No ugly dicks. Have the spies check them first.

*offer invalid if insurrection is perceived to be eminent or if the dicks are ugly.


Yeah, because Florida's Orangest is renowned for doing favors...also, promising to not talk about him is the opposite of what he would want, seeing as the deranged fark is an attention whore. But hey, it was worth a shot to get some quid for your pro quo
 
2021-09-15 7:54:42 AM  
Douchebag moron loves hyperbole. Clickbait whores pretend he's being literal.
 
2021-09-15 7:54:43 AM  
Trump succeeded in the job he was paid to do. Unfortunately it was inconsistent with the office he held.
He is running again and he's going to finish destroying the Republican party. If he wins, he'll finish destroying the country.
 
2021-09-15 7:55:08 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: Mr. Tweedy: I'm not worries - we survived disco.

ugh - worried


Ugh, WORRY.
I could tell you all about how the Kremlin has dissected Tupac Shakur's discography ran it through a disco blender and farted out the evil that is Hardbass.

It's disco/raves but even MORE adversarial.
 
2021-09-15 7:55:13 AM  

transporter_ii: bostonguy: How is he not in jail for even one of the countless things he did?

Because we have a two-tiered justice system, and rich white people are flat out above the law. Trump really could shoot a person on Fifth Avenue and get away with it.

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/Yeah, whatever about Taibbi. This book is pretty darn good.


Same the world over; Kevin O'Leary's wife just got off on killing people while drunkenly piloting a boat.
 
2021-09-15 7:55:58 AM  

jook: Purple_Urkle: Hey Trump,
I know you like porn, so I would like you to do me a favor, call your best pal Vladimir Putin and have him upload leggy adidas tracksuit porn to pornhub and I'll not* post about you for two whole Earth months. No ugly dicks. Have the spies check them first.

*offer invalid if insurrection is perceived to be eminent or if the dicks are ugly.

Yeah, because Florida's Orangest is renowned for doing favors...also, promising to not talk about him is the opposite of what he would want, seeing as the deranged fark is an attention whore. But hey, it was worth a shot to get some quid for your pro quo


I want to force Russian spies to stare at penises all day.
 
2021-09-15 8:01:26 AM  
Either

A) he'll win, in which case he and the GOP will permanently rig the elections even more than they're already rigged. You think the current Supreme Court will stop at ignoring precedent at abortions? Hope you like poll taxes, literacy tests and having one precinct in entire democratic cities and counties that close at 5 pm. State governments refusing to register democratic candidates. There will be no recourse. Or

B) he'll lose, in which case he's got the ground game for Republican legislatures and election boards in battleground states to ignore election results and certify him as the electoral vote recipient anyway. And/or they'll do what they tried to do on 1/6. Then see A.

Either way America as we know it is boned.
 
2021-09-15 8:05:41 AM  
The self-marginalization begins.  We just need to keep nudging him further out.
 
2021-09-15 8:09:02 AM  
LFG! You can't have something truly beautiful when you make it out of so much ugliness.
 
2021-09-15 8:09:21 AM  
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Wait.... If the country is going to end within 3 years and he's planning to run for president in 2024 ... what country does he plan to run for president for?
 
2021-09-15 8:09:41 AM  

LordJiro: qorkfiend: DarwiOdrade: The Republican Party must be destroyed for the good of the country

Changing the label on the party won't do a damn thing about their voters

Don't change the label, then. Treat them like the criminal organization they are and start locking the farkers up. Wouldn't even need to make up new laws; enforcing existing laws against corruption (and white collar crime in general) could get the entire farking party behind bars, as well as their financial backers.


Lock who up? The voters? For what?
 
2021-09-15 8:09:57 AM  

DarwiOdrade: qorkfiend: DarwiOdrade: The Republican Party must be destroyed for the good of the country

Changing the label on the party won't do a damn thing about their voters

Good thing that's not what I'm talking about, then.


Go ahead and be more specific, then.
 
2021-09-15 8:10:06 AM  

jook: After Trump said "our country has gone really downhill in the last eight months like nobody's ever seen before," he suggested

"like nobody's ever seen before" is his tell when even he doesn't believe whatever bullshiat statement he just made. He's so damn simple.  I'd love to play poker with him, as long as he never held the deck of cards and had tangible currency. I could tolerate a couple hours of his lunacy to take what meager possessions he owns while making him look like a foo


It really explains how his casinos lost money.
 
2021-09-15 8:12:08 AM  

LordJiro: qorkfiend: DarwiOdrade: The Republican Party must be destroyed for the good of the country

Changing the label on the party won't do a damn thing about their voters

Don't change the label, then. Treat them like the criminal organization they are and start locking the farkers up. Wouldn't even need to make up new laws; enforcing existing laws against corruption (and white collar crime in general) could get the entire farking party behind bars, as well as their financial backers.


Why would cops lock themselves up?
 
2021-09-15 8:12:49 AM  

stoli n coke: jook: After Trump said "our country has gone really downhill in the last eight months like nobody's ever seen before," he suggested

"like nobody's ever seen before" is his tell when even he doesn't believe whatever bullshiat statement he just made. He's so damn simple.  I'd love to play poker with him, as long as he never held the deck of cards and had tangible currency. I could tolerate a couple hours of his lunacy to take what meager possessions he owns while making him look like a foo

It really explains how his casinos lost money.


Everyone says this like his casinos were intended to actually make money and not a scheme to unload personal debt
 
2021-09-15 8:14:39 AM  
I've been playing through the Fallout series and saving my beer bottle caps.
 
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