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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Bacon isn't made from trees.
 
5 days ago  
Biden is the man who killed Don Quixote?
 
5 days ago  
Whoa if true that Biden said that, or Whoa if true that windmills do not cause cancer?
 
5 days ago  
Staring into the sun will not cure the clap.
 
5 days ago  

CruiserTwelve: Whoa if true that Biden said that, or Whoa if true that windmills do not cause cancer?


Biden was debunking a Trump talking point.

Another Whoa! is Dr.Fauci actually had to debunk the crap Nicki Minaj said about the vaccine.
smh
https://www.twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/st​a​tus/1437532566945341441

/ there was a thread on that yesterday
 
5 days ago  
Does hurting people's feelings count as cancer, because it should! And it matches, saying windows don't cause cancer causes the worst cancer of all. But hurt cancer
 
5 days ago  

lindalouwho: CruiserTwelve: Whoa if true that Biden said that, or Whoa if true that windmills do not cause cancer?

Biden was debunking a Trump talking point.

Another Whoa! is Dr.Fauci actually had to debunk the crap Nicki Minaj said about the vaccine.
smh
https://www.twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/sta​tus/1437532566945341441

/ there was a thread on that yesterday


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5 days ago  
Yeah. But they don't cure it either. I am of average intelligence.
 
5 days ago  
"An eruption that took place in Donald Trump's big daddy diaper was felt throughout Mar A Largo today."
 
5 days ago  
Mills produce grain, and there is evidence that whole grains actually reduce your risk of ass cancer.

Also, wind turbines don't cause cancer either.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I think it's funny there is someone complaining about it being an old joke. It was never an old joke, just terrible misinformation that's easily debunked.

Look at the USA.. ivermectin, betadine, hydroxychloroquine, and other medicines used as an idiotic cure to Covid-19 all seem like jokes, but they aren't. They are just more misinformation a party more concerned with power and election votes than actual human life.

Now let's not vote to increase the debt ceiling cuz screw the libs while we make life harder for everyone in the USA!
 
5 days ago  
I'm tired of having to clean up the wildlife and the surrounding environment every time one of these turbines (that don't cause cancer) starts spews renewable energy all over the place.
 
5 days ago  

IamTomJoad: I'm tired of having to clean up the wildlife and the surrounding environment every time one of these turbines (that don't cause cancer) starts spews renewable energy all over the place.


With all that renewable energy I think I understand the fear maybe...?

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Zerg Rush
 
5 days ago  
The sun causes cancer.
Demote Florida to territory.
Promote DC to state.
Keep the flags we have.
 
5 days ago  

lindalouwho: CruiserTwelve: Whoa if true that Biden said that, or Whoa if true that windmills do not cause cancer?

Biden was debunking a Trump talking point.

Another Whoa! is Dr.Fauci actually had to debunk the crap Nicki Minaj said about the vaccine.
smh
https://www.twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/sta​tus/1437532566945341441

/ there was a thread on that yesterday


Not sure if this is from the same thread, but Paul could be right:

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5 days ago  

nvmac: Bacon isn't made from trees.


Sad but true.
 
5 days ago  

nvmac: Bacon isn't made from trees.


Um, most bacon is smoked, which uses wood that comes from trees, so bacon is made from trees. It would just be pork belly without trees.
 
5 days ago  
We don't know the long term effects of windmills.
 
5 days ago  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: We don't know the long term effects of windmills.


It messes up your hair.
 
5 days ago  
Tell that to my father who used to smoke up to sixty windmills a day.

Newsflash, you can't. He died of cancer.


/or was that Dunhill?
 
5 days ago  
Trump never said that windmills cause cancer. He said that The SOUND from windmills causes cancer. This makes so much more sense!

Pay attention!

We all know that SOUNDis basically the vibration of air. And... ah F*&k it, I was trying to come up with something sarcastic, but this ranks pretty high on the stupidest Sh*t that he has ever said. I know, it's difficult to keep track of all his stupid statements, but this one has to be way up there.
 
5 days ago  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: We don't know the long term effects of windmills.


Dude, we've been using windmills since - 1887.  How much longer of a study do you think we need?
 
5 days ago  
Paging Morbo.....
 
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5 days ago  

makerofbadjokes: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: We don't know the long term effects of windmills.

Dude, we've been using windmills since - 1887.  How much longer of a study do you think we need?


Vertical windmills date back to the 12th century and horizontal windmills date to the 9th century.
 
4 days ago  

Russ1642: makerofbadjokes: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: We don't know the long term effects of windmills.

Dude, we've been using windmills since - 1887.  How much longer of a study do you think we need?

Vertical windmills date back to the 12th century and horizontal windmills date to the 9th century.


See, the science is changing all the time.
 
4 days ago  

liquidsiphon: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: We don't know the long term effects of windmills.

It messes up your hair.


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4 days ago  
And masturbation does not cause blindness.

/i'm living proof
//I was nearly blind before I started
 
4 days ago  

makerofbadjokes: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: We don't know the long term effects of windmills.

Dude, we've been using windmills since - 1887.  How much longer of a study do you think we need?


obviously we should blame the Dutch.
 
4 days ago  
I was shaking my head at a small town paper announcing a halt in construction of a wind farm due to concerns about the noise causing health issues one day while at work. That was when a couple of my coworkers repeated that stupid comment from Trump that the noise causes cancer. That day I realized just how dumb my coworkers are.
 
4 days ago  

Conthan: I was shaking my head at a small town paper announcing a halt in construction of a wind farm due to concerns about the noise causing health issues one day while at work. That was when a couple of my coworkers repeated that stupid comment from Trump that the noise causes cancer. That day I realized just how dumb my coworkers are.


Out of all OECD countries Denmark has produced the most energy from wind turbines per capita over the last 15 years.

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I think we're safe.
 
4 days ago  
Stupid phone.... Hold on.
 
4 days ago  
My Cousin's friend's testicles swelled up near a windmill but they listed it as covid
 
4 days ago  
Screw it.

/ stupid phone
 
4 days ago  

bughunter: And masturbation does not cause blindness.


Depends on which direction you aim.
 
4 days ago  

edmo: Staring into the sun will not cure the clap.


Shhhh...

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4 days ago  
I work at a rural school, in an area where they put up 70+ almost-400 ft turbines. It divided the community. I've crazy family told us if they were pointed at their daughter she would get heart problems. Everywhere there were signs saying "Health studies before turbines!". And then the government released a long study showing no health risks. And guess what? All the people accepted it and moved on. Hah! Not at all. They ignored the results and kept being crazy. They actually didn't give a shiat about health studies. This is why Biden needs to say this stuff.
 
4 days ago  

djloid2010: I work at a rural school, in an area where they put up 70+ almost-400 ft turbines. It divided the community. I've crazy family told us if they were pointed at their daughter she would get heart problems. Everywhere there were signs saying "Health studies before turbines!". And then the government released a long study showing no health risks. And guess what? All the people accepted it and moved on. Hah! Not at all. They ignored the results and kept being crazy. They actually didn't give a shiat about health studies. This is why Biden needs to say this stuff.


You cannot reason someone out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. - Carl Sagan
 
4 days ago  

djloid2010: I work at a rural school, in an area where they put up 70+ almost-400 ft turbines. It divided the community. I've crazy family told us if they were pointed at their daughter she would get heart problems. Everywhere there were signs saying "Health studies before turbines!". And then the government released a long study showing no health risks. And guess what? All the people accepted it and moved on. Hah! Not at all. They ignored the results and kept being crazy. They actually didn't give a shiat about health studies. This is why Biden needs to say this stuff.


They still won't STFU - but it's fun to point and laugh at 'em so sure
 
4 days ago  
Once had a Trumper ask me why they leave the windmills on in the winter when it's cold outside.
 
4 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: djloid2010: I work at a rural school, in an area where they put up 70+ almost-400 ft turbines. It divided the community. I've crazy family told us if they were pointed at their daughter she would get heart problems. Everywhere there were signs saying "Health studies before turbines!". And then the government released a long study showing no health risks. And guess what? All the people accepted it and moved on. Hah! Not at all. They ignored the results and kept being crazy. They actually didn't give a shiat about health studies. This is why Biden needs to say this stuff.

They still won't STFU - but it's fun to point and laugh at 'em so sure


Point and laugh, but remember that old trope: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".

When it becomes a simple thing to rile up a mob of angry imbeciles and have them "storming the gates" on a rumor based in an urban myth fomented by a Vested Party, it is likely that the outcome might not be what the Vested Party might desire.

It isn't hard to convince people that the goose that lays the golden eggs might be a subversive or infectious influence on society and must be destroyed, especially when that Vested Party might have their own means of creating that gold that is in direct conflict with the goose and has already created the means by which that urban myth is disseminated around the community.

Bear in mind that the very first people that were targeted for systematic extermination by the Khmer Rouge were Physicians, research Biologists and Educators.
 
4 days ago  

Nick Nostril: Once had a Trumper ask me why they leave the windmills on in the winter when it's cold outside.


Yeah. Them gosh dern thangs making all that there wind and makin' it colder 'n causin' my nuts to shrivel up inside mah belly.

Farkin' windmills.
 
4 days ago  
Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement.
 
4 days ago  

iron de havilland: Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement.


I got that reference
 
4 days ago  

edmo: Staring into the sun will not cure the clap.


Well not if you stare with your face eyes. Gotta use the ones where the  👏 is
 
4 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: Biden is the man who killed Don Quixote?


Don Xitquote (pronounced ShytCoat)
 
4 days ago  

tintar: makerofbadjokes: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: We don't know the long term effects of windmills.

Dude, we've been using windmills since - 1887.  How much longer of a study do you think we need?

obviously we should blame the Dutch.


I hear the the Dutch legalized suicide. But you have to lop off a piece of a windmill, shut it and yourself in a garage and wait for the fumes to kill you.
 
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