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2021-09-14 10:18:51 PM  
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2021-09-14 10:23:48 PM  
"DOJ calls organized crime 'alive and well' after alleged mobsters arrested in New York, New Jersey"

We've known this fact since Nixon, dear DOJ.

Now, arrest some of our GQP traitors.
 
2021-09-14 10:23:59 PM  
FTA: "Ragano, 59, was allegedly known by the nickname Maniac.'"

Second-to-last line of the article before we even get to someone with an intimidating gangster nickname?  The New York crime families have really let their standards slip in recent years.

/At least, that's what I heard from Johnny "The Squealer" Marinuzzi.
//But he probably got that from Danny "The Face" Conti.
///Third slashie for Tony "Il Terzo" Gallo.
 
2021-09-14 10:25:18 PM  
I'd like to buy a consonant, Pat.
 
2021-09-14 10:25:24 PM  
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2021-09-14 10:28:06 PM  
This could cause a yogurt war within the family.
 
2021-09-14 10:29:43 PM  
We had a literal mafia Don in the White House.
 
2021-09-14 10:30:14 PM  
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Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
 
2021-09-14 10:30:53 PM  
Colombo? Jesus, tell me that Fark is filled with old farks without telling me it's filled with old farks.
 
2021-09-14 10:31:45 PM  
Wow, nice if the DOJ to sweep up such low hanging rotten fruit.
How about those Qballs, now?
Farming cowards. They farking attacked Congress and you're gonna wait for them to make an Qball antidefamation league, and have movies made about them before you entrap them with a honeyput app and then run them in during their twilight years?
Do your farking jobs, you GODDAMNED gumshoes.
 
2021-09-14 10:32:20 PM  
"You know, I thought about that family business you got there. And it really did seem like it was a legitimate business at first. But then I got to thinking, 'Why's a restaurant got $50,000 bills for buying napkins every week?' And that bothered me. Now my wife and I, we pay maybe a few cents a napkin over at the grocery store, and I know restaurants, you gotta have nicer cloth napkins, that's for sure. Mrs. Columbo's always telling me we oughtta get some nicer ones, but you know, you pay so much and it's just to wipe your chin with... And anyway, I looked at your ledger, and it's very interesting. Let me see... I wrote it down here somewhere..."

*proceeds to check 10 different pockets*

"...Oh hey that's the electric bill. I gotta pay that. Hold on..."
 
2021-09-14 10:33:24 PM  
Republicans only like unindicted criminals. /s
 
2021-09-14 10:33:39 PM  
Were they arrested at drumfp tower?
 
2021-09-14 10:39:29 PM  

Halfabee64: We had a literal mafia Don in the White House.


Nah. Nobody wanted to work for peanuts with that guy, except maybe his kids.
 
2021-09-14 10:41:56 PM  
It's spelled Culombo.  Geez.
 
2021-09-14 10:46:17 PM  

vudukungfu: Wow, nice if the DOJ to sweep up such low hanging rotten fruit.
How about those Qballs, now?
Farming cowards. They farking attacked Congress and you're gonna wait for them to make an Qball antidefamation league, and have movies made about them before you entrap them with a honeyput app and then run them in during their twilight years?
Do your farking jobs, you GODDAMNED gumshoes.


Oh fark me. I'm with you on the Q nuts. a few of of them ran a chopshop/weedgrow/whoknowswhatthefarke​lse across the street from my job. QAnon and OAN stickers all over their trucks, replete with psycho girlfriends and the prerequsite dogs chained up in their trucks. The same people that stormed the Capital were also caught headead that way but got busted on something else. And these arseholes were 100 feet away from me. They're gone now, but they popped back up last month renting some buildings from a local cult church. Stay tuned for a future Fark thread.
 
2021-09-14 10:52:10 PM  

HighwayBill: It's spelled Culombo.  Geez.


If he's working on the first thing the grand jury hands up, it's "Coulomb0" because it's the initial charge.
 
2021-09-14 10:52:59 PM  
Allegedly arrested the alleged head of the alleged Columbo alleged crime family it is allegedly reported.
 
2021-09-14 11:06:20 PM  
That's funny, he doesn't look Sri Lankan.
 
2021-09-14 11:25:54 PM  
Patrick McGoohan, Number 6 from The Prisoner, was guest star in two different Columbo episodes, playing two different bad guys.

Who do those two work for?
Columbo, apparently.
 
2021-09-14 11:32:34 PM  

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done in one.  why are the lights atill on?
 
2021-09-14 11:48:16 PM  
Nickey Eyes still at large.
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2021-09-14 11:51:38 PM  

the voice of raisin: Raoul Eaton: [Fark user image image 390x390]

done in one.  why are the lights atill on?


Oh, uh, just one more thing.
 
2021-09-15 12:31:24 AM  

Aetre: (brilliance)


Bravo. I could see and hear this scene in my head. Nicely done, and if you couldn't you need to watch some Columbo movies.
 
2021-09-15 12:37:59 AM  
Huh.  A well-established Italian political family is kicked out of high office, and a crime boss is arrested.  Go figure.
 
2021-09-15 1:59:08 AM  
Getting a charge out of this thread

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2021-09-15 2:55:02 AM  
Ten members of the Colombo crime family and one member of the Bonanno crime family were arrested, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.

Well, at least we know who owes the government more.
 
2021-09-15 12:13:25 PM  
Yet the Sackler's are still walking the streets.
 
2021-09-15 4:18:41 PM  
What's the difference between organized crime in NYC and organized crime in Washington DC?

An electoral process, and that's all.
 
2021-09-15 7:37:06 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the difference between organized crime in NYC and organized crime in Washington DC?

An electoral process, and that's all.


I know you feel clever writing that, but it's horseshiat.
 
2021-09-15 10:04:47 PM  

Raoul Eaton: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the difference between organized crime in NYC and organized crime in Washington DC?

An electoral process, and that's all.

I know you feel clever writing that, but it's horseshiat.


You could've kept Farking elsewhere, and you wrote that petty shiat instead. Be more bitter, dick.
 
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