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2021-09-14 4:10:39 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-09-14 4:21:15 PM  
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2021-09-14 4:55:43 PM  
LONG LIVE TURD!
 
2021-09-14 5:15:17 PM  
How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.
 
2021-09-14 5:21:31 PM  
I didn't like his politics but he was funny as hell. He was the comic's comedian. They loved him even more than the general public
 
2021-09-14 5:26:29 PM  

Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.


It's all that Viagra that Dole is taking.
 
2021-09-14 5:26:44 PM  
He always had a good sense of humor.
 
2021-09-14 5:29:32 PM  

FarkingIceHole: LONG LIVE TURD!


and his big hat.
 
2021-09-14 5:30:41 PM  
Had to check ... he IS alive. He's 98ish.

/ Bob Dole that is, Norm not so much.
// RIP
 
2021-09-14 5:31:55 PM  
Ugh, just talked to my mom (said in redlit thread she LOVED Norm, and is also going through hardcore chemotherapy, so I was dreading her finding out).

She's been watching clips of him online since the news came out (but had not seen the Courtney Thorne-Smith interview one, was laughing so hard while watching it). Said she understood completely why he kept it out of the public because he didn't want to be considered charity. He didn't want to be handed shows and interviews because people felt sorry for him. He had more than most people will ever have, and didn't want to be seen as someone to be worried about. It's brave and difficult.
 
2021-09-14 5:32:42 PM  

Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.


Doles don't die, they just usually turn kind of brown and get mushy inside.
 
2021-09-14 5:32:49 PM  

CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive.



So is his 25 year old campaign website
 
2021-09-14 5:32:51 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.

It's all that Viagra that Dole is taking.


Bob Dole is a Phizer man? The GOP will never
 
2021-09-14 5:35:19 PM  

Phil McKraken: Mrtraveler01: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.

It's all that Viagra that Dole is taking.

Bob Dole is a Phizer man? The GOP will never


He was shilling for Pfizer before it was cool.

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2021-09-14 5:37:37 PM  
Nice to see him still around. A WWII vet who was horrifically wounded in the defense of his country deserves as long a life as possible.
 
2021-09-14 5:37:42 PM  

Snapper Carr: CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive.


So is his 25 year old campaign website


What a time capsule. The Technology/Internet page reads like it was written by Bob Dole.

Bob Dole this
Bob Dole that
Bob Dole over here
Bob Dole over there
Bill Clinton is gonna put Big Brother in your computer!

/Republicans never change.
 
2021-09-14 5:43:08 PM  

sithon: I didn't like his politics but he was funny as hell. He was the comic's comedian. They loved him even more than the general public


Who, Dole, or McDonald?
 
2021-09-14 5:46:33 PM  
This is the RIP Norm McDonald thread?!?!
 
2021-09-14 5:48:23 PM  

MrSplifferton: This is the RIP Norm McDonald thread?!?!


Every thread is now the RIP Norm thread. Even the Pants Off Day (already observing), Rihanna, and Aaron Rogers double-tapped nuts threads.
 
2021-09-14 5:48:38 PM  

Snapper Carr: CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive.


So is his 25 year old campaign website


I am super disappointed that the trivia and crossword games don't work.
 
2021-09-14 5:49:18 PM  

CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive. He's 98ish.

/ Bob Dole that is, Norm not so much.
// RIP


98-ish, currently in treatment for stage 4 lung cancer, and he still outlived Norm Macdonald.
 
2021-09-14 5:51:04 PM  

scottydoesntknow: MrSplifferton: This is the RIP Norm McDonald thread?!?!

Every thread is now the RIP Norm thread. Even the Pants Off Day (already observing), Rihanna, and Aaron Rogers double-tapped nuts threads.


I mean, I haven't seen an actual tribute thread for the guy, if this is it, it's kind of sad.
 
2021-09-14 5:51:51 PM  

Miss Stein: CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive. He's 98ish.

/ Bob Dole that is, Norm not so much.
// RIP

98-ish, currently in treatment for stage 4 lung cancer, and he still outlived Norm Macdonald.


Well duh. Only the good die young...
 
2021-09-14 5:52:59 PM  

MrSplifferton: This is the RIP Norm McDonald thread?!?!


There's one in the Entertainment thread, but doesn't mention Norm in the headline.  He would've wanted it that way.
 
2021-09-14 5:54:14 PM  

MrSplifferton: scottydoesntknow: MrSplifferton: This is the RIP Norm McDonald thread?!?!

Every thread is now the RIP Norm thread. Even the Pants Off Day (already observing), Rihanna, and Aaron Rogers double-tapped nuts threads.

I mean, I haven't seen an actual tribute thread for the guy, if this is it, it's kind of sad.


Ahhhh, that can be found here.

And the headline relies on this here:

"Never Do a Joke About Frank Stallone Again" - Sylvester Stallone
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2021-09-14 5:54:30 PM  

MrSplifferton: scottydoesntknow: MrSplifferton: This is the RIP Norm McDonald thread?!?!

Every thread is now the RIP Norm thread. Even the Pants Off Day (already observing), Rihanna, and Aaron Rogers double-tapped nuts threads.

I mean, I haven't seen an actual tribute thread for the guy, if this is it, it's kind of sad.


Main page
 
2021-09-14 5:54:36 PM  
RIP COLONEL MACDONALDS


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2021-09-14 5:55:09 PM  

Snapper Carr: CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive.

So is his 25 year old campaign website


But you can still customize your computer with Dole/Kemp wallpaper! Hurray!

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/ not sure why it's only 128 x 128 though :(
// screen resolutions weren't THAT small in '96
 
2021-09-14 5:56:59 PM  

patrick767: Snapper Carr: CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive.

So is his 25 year old campaign website

But you can still customize your computer with Dole/Kemp wallpaper! Hurray!

[Fark user image 128x128]

/ not sure why it's only 128 x 128 though :(
// screen resolutions weren't THAT small in '96


It's probably meant to tile.  I'm glad that went away.
 
2021-09-14 5:59:19 PM  

Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald?


Dole didn't repeatedly piss off OJ.

Besides a bigger question is how Artie Lange outlived Norm.
 
2021-09-14 6:02:33 PM  

stoli n coke: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald?

Dole didn't repeatedly piss off OJ.

Besides a bigger question is how Artie Lange outlived Norm.


Fair, but if Artie died, how long would it take the world to find out?  He might be dead now for all we know.
 
2021-09-14 6:13:56 PM  
In 30 years, Ted Cruz won't be this classy.
 
2021-09-14 6:24:09 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.

It's all that Viagra that Dole is taking.


You'd think that'd made that dick a stiff by now.
 
2021-09-14 6:31:55 PM  

jjorsett: Nice to see him still around. A WWII vet who was horrifically wounded in the defense of his country deserves as long a life as possible.


Bob Dole is one of the losers Trump talks about? Why does a loser deserve a long and happy life Trump supporter?
 
2021-09-14 6:33:07 PM  
Not a big fan of Bob Dole's politics, but his canned pineapple slices are pretty good.


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2021-09-14 6:35:22 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.

It's all that Viagra that Dole is taking.


He's been a stiff for decades!
 
2021-09-14 6:36:27 PM  

sithon: He was the comic's comedian


I think that's probably the highest compliment that can be given to a comic.
 
2021-09-14 6:46:17 PM  

patrick767: Snapper Carr: CrazyCurt: Had to check ... he IS alive.

So is his 25 year old campaign website

But you can still customize your computer with Dole/Kemp wallpaper! Hurray!

[Fark user image image 128x128]

/ not sure why it's only 128 x 128 though :(
// screen resolutions weren't THAT small in '96


How funny would that be if you pushed that out on to every computer on the company domain?  Since it's 128, you might be able to push it on to the iPads too.
 
2021-09-14 6:47:51 PM  
emersonbiggins: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.

Doles don't die, they just usually turn kind of brown and get mushy mustyinside.
 
2021-09-14 6:50:52 PM  

MrSplifferton: scottydoesntknow: MrSplifferton: This is the RIP Norm McDonald thread?!?!

Every thread is now the RIP Norm thread. Even the Pants Off Day (already observing), Rihanna, and Aaron Rogers double-tapped nuts threads.

I mean, I haven't seen an actual tribute thread for the guy, if this is it, it's kind of sad.


Check the entertainment tab.
 
2021-09-14 6:59:58 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Not a big fan of Bob Dole's politics, but his canned pineapple slices are pretty good.


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Have you ever heard his story about that? When he was a freshman senator, he though; "Hey, I'll get Dole pineapple to sponsor me!" So, he wrote to them explaining that their name was Dole, and his name was Dole, and they should give him money and pineapple so he could be a walking endorsement.

They sent a back a letter pointing out that would be illegal.
 
2021-09-14 7:01:47 PM  
Classy tribute by Bob Dole.  I did not know he is in stage four long cancer.  May your exit, when it comes, be painless and quiet, Mr. Dole.
 
2021-09-14 7:04:42 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Phil McKraken: Mrtraveler01: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald? I thought Dole died a few years ago.

It's all that Viagra that Dole is taking.

Bob Dole is a Phizer man? The GOP will never

He was shilling for Pfizer before it was cool.

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Halloween 1996 I dressed as Bob Dole. I put on a suit, drew some age lines on my face, and held a pencil in my fist. I also put a toilet paper roll in my pants so it looked like I had a boner all night.

/Toilet paper roll. Yeah, that's the ticket
 
2021-09-14 7:10:54 PM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: Halloween 1996 I dressed as Bob Dole. I put on a suit, drew some age lines on my face, and held a pencil in my fist. I also put a toilet paper roll in my pants so it looked like I had a boner all night.

/Toilet paper roll. Yeah, that's the ticket


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Would have been better
 
2021-09-14 7:11:08 PM  
What is this:

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Elizabeth Dole's back after sex with Bob...
 
2021-09-14 7:31:19 PM  

AlgaeRancher: He always had a good sense of humor.


I saw him on the Daily Show in the late '90s. He had a warmth, charm and wit that was completely hidden when he was running for President. I suspect that his campaign staff were controlling his public image very closely. I also suspect that hurt him in the polls, just as John McCain's campaign was wrecked by his taking his staff's advice to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate.
 
2021-09-14 7:37:59 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He had a warmth, charm and wit


I've always thought that it cool to hang out with Bob Dole.
 
2021-09-14 7:38:54 PM  

emersonbiggins: stoli n coke: Ambivalence: How weird is it that Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald?

Dole didn't repeatedly piss off OJ.

Besides a bigger question is how Artie Lange outlived Norm.

Fair, but if Artie died, how long would it take the world to find out?  He might be dead now for all we know.


Vicodin futures plummeting?
 
2021-09-14 7:45:29 PM  
Back when Republicans were polite racists and unashamed corporate whores. Those were the days.
 
2021-09-14 7:48:38 PM  
How in the literal fark is he still alive?

Are we looking at an Altered Carbon situation?
 
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