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    More: Sad, Crime, Firearm, Robbery, Semi-automatic pistol, Piracy, Theft, store owners, security camera footage  
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2021-09-14 5:42:16 PM  
17 votes:
a white male measuring around 6 feet tall and weighing around 200 pounds

I dunno. That sounds kinda...light for a comic book fan.
 
2021-09-14 5:39:46 PM  
14 votes:
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2021-09-14 4:50:56 PM  
10 votes:
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2021-09-14 5:38:07 PM  
9 votes:
I was reading on how it seemed like it was a pretty successful robbery, until I realized the Simpsons joke.

/Worst realization ever
 
2021-09-14 5:50:34 PM  
8 votes:

Claude Ballse: a white male measuring around 6 feet tall and weighing around 200 pounds

I dunno. That sounds kinda...light for a comic book fan.


In other comic book store robberies, the owner would cry out, "Help, he's slowly getting away!"
 
2021-09-14 6:08:07 PM  
8 votes:
"We're following the suspect. You're gonna have to find me. "
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2021-09-14 6:50:27 PM  
8 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: Claude Ballse: a white male measuring around 6 feet tall and weighing around 200 pounds

I dunno. That sounds kinda...light for a comic book fan.

In other comic book store robberies, the owner would cry out, "Help, he's slowly getting away!


He certainly wasn't a pokey man. As fleers go, this guy was topps.
 
2021-09-14 6:59:44 PM  
8 votes:

Bullitt: Are the Pogs OK?


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2021-09-14 6:04:24 PM  
6 votes:
The incident occurred at Juniata Cards along 1019 North 4th Ave. where a white male measuring around 6 feet tall and weighing around 200 pounds entered the shop armed with a semi-automatic pistol, according to the Altoona Police Department.

I'm glad the news are reporting important details again like what the color or race of the suspect is. I'm sure had this been a "minority" suspect, the race or color would have still been reported, right.... right?
 
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2021-09-14 6:08:47 PM  
6 votes:
Altoona?

If they stole this:

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then they did everyone a massive favor.
 
2021-09-14 6:16:10 PM  
6 votes:
Are the Pogs OK?
 
2021-09-14 7:54:55 PM  
4 votes:
With  "Worst Robbery Ever" and "card shop", I thought, "Somebody stuck up a f*cking Hallmark store?"
 
2021-09-14 7:25:02 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: Yeah but thats what they stole
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/worth it!


which way do you sit?
 
2021-09-14 6:27:30 PM  
1 vote:
Challenge accepted, subby.
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