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(Register-Herald)   Mexico lottery has a house as a prize, Casa El Chapo   (register-herald.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
Nope.
 
5 days ago  

edmo: Nope.


Done in one.
 
5 days ago  
That's a prize you don't want.
 
5 days ago  
Purple drapes? I always wanted purple drapes!
 
5 days ago  

Spartapuss: Purple drapes? I always wanted purple drapes!


You'll look great in them as they roll your corpse up and feed you to a pen full of pigs.
 
5 days ago  
I read that in Cartman's voice.
 
5 days ago  
Why scary? I thought it was a safe house.
 
5 days ago  
This is a great way to recycle the old "inherit haunted mansion, have to spend the night as a stipulation in the will" script for a new audience.
 
5 days ago  

UncleDirtNap: Spartapuss: Purple drapes? I always wanted purple drapes!

You'll look great in them as they roll your corpse up and feed you to a pen full of pigs.


Go throw the dead cocksucker into Wu's pig stye!
 
5 days ago  
Only if it includes the attack hippos.
 
5 days ago  
"During his U.S. trial, a witness testified that Guzmán was not in any of the five houses marines searched, despite reports to the contrary at the time."

Would you say El Chapo had a *plethora* of safehouses?
 
5 days ago  
No.
Or, as they say in Mexico; "No".
 
TWX
5 days ago  
This grand prize is more like a booby-prize.  And not the nice definition of booby.
 
5 days ago  
Does it include an escape tunnel?
 
5 days ago  

Dodo David: Does it include an escape tunnel?


Not anymore. It was covered with a concrete slab, then tiled over.
 
5 days ago  
I could save myself a lot of time and trouble by just cutting off my own head with a dull knife while jumping into a wood chipper.
 
5 days ago  

Parthenogenetic: "During his U.S. trial, a witness testified that Guzmán was not in any of the five houses marines searched, despite reports to the contrary at the time."

Would you say El Chapo had a *plethora* of safehouses?


Oh jes, he had a plethora.

/I'M STILL WITH YOU EL GUAPO!
//That was a good trick too...
///Slashies!
 
5 days ago  
That house is a trap.

/You might say it's an El Chapo Trap House...
 
TWX
5 days ago  

SBinRR: No.
Or, as they say in Mexico; "No".


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5 days ago  
No thanks, it's pretty useless now that it's been banned from Reddit.
 
5 days ago  
Yikes, I declare. Yikes.
 
5 days ago  

bababa: Dodo David: Does it include an escape tunnel?
Not anymore. It was covered with a concrete slab, then tiled over.


You dig a hole somewhere else. Haven't you ever been in prison?
 
5 days ago  
Couldn't you just take the house numbers off. They'll never find it that way.
 
5 days ago  
I'd turn in into a all girls college
 
5 days ago  
Nope. There's DEFINITELY enough drugs & cash hidden somewhere in that house to either A) Fund a third-world country for a decade, B) escape anywhere in the world on 5 minutes' notice, or C) Both.

And someone knows where those hiding places are.

Drug dogs might be good, but they aren't Cartel-hiding-place good.

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5 days ago  

Robinfro: Nope. There's DEFINITELY enough drugs & cash hidden somewhere in that house to either A) Fund a third-world country for a decade, B) escape anywhere in the world on 5 minutes' notice, or C) Both.

And someone knows where those hiding places are.

Drug dogs might be good, but they aren't Cartel-hiding-place good.

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We could take a walk and you could look around the veranda...?
 
5 days ago  

Parthenogenetic: Robinfro: Nope. There's DEFINITELY enough drugs & cash hidden somewhere in that house to either A) Fund a third-world country for a decade, B) escape anywhere in the world on 5 minutes' notice, or C) Both.

And someone knows where those hiding places are.

Drug dogs might be good, but they aren't Cartel-hiding-place good.

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We could take a walk and you could look around the veranda...?


You could Kiss Me On The Veranda
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