headshot1485: I went to the vet for a checkup for my cat:The Dr. says he says:"I've got good news and bad news""I said, what's the bad news?""Your cat has cancer"."What's the good news?""He's a cat."
thenapalm: And OJ is still looking for the real killer!
scottydoesntknow: Fark cancer.Norm was a national treasure. His Conan interviews need to be in the Smithsonian.
Harry Freakstorm: No the voice of the Hardees Star!Might have been the Colonel too.Did weinerdog call 9-1-1?
Bslim: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]RIP Mr. Segura
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