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(The US Sun)   Alien stocks skyrocket as Elon Musk admits he is from outer space and fully responsible for the History Channel guy's hair   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Conspiracy theory, International Space Station, Existence, Twitter, National Defense Authorization Act, Elon Musk, Ufology, Extraterrestrial hypothesis  
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2021-09-14 6:29:53 PM  
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2021-09-14 8:26:15 PM  
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2021-09-14 6:50:55 PM  
2 votes:
On the internet no one knows you're an alien.
2021-09-14 7:54:17 PM  
2 votes:
Their books say we're still quarantined

we gotta stop killing our planet and each other

to join the federation

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2021-09-14 8:25:35 PM  
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oldfool: On the internet no one knows you're an alien.

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2021-09-14 7:10:17 PM  
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Oh, well if the real-life counterpart to the characters in the Monty Python "Upper-class Twit of the Year" skit, who's never actually accomplished anything or even managed to reach the cutting edge of technology by buying other people's companies that were already almost there, believes it, then it must be true.

// Winning the lottery by coincidentally being heavily invested into a business that was failing when you ran it after you'd been kicked out and someone else caused it to succeed isn't quite the same thing as accomplishing something.
2021-09-15 8:10:09 AM  
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Wolf892: Mathematically, there has to be aliens out there.
But like others have said, the sheer mind boggling distances of space make visitation nearly impossible.
However, I like to entertain the notion that the UFO's we do see are probes piloted by robots that were able to make the trip here over millions of years and are sending data home with technology we don't yet possess.


because if the Aliens violated man's laws of physics then there will be hell to pay!!
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