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(WDW News Today)   Disney guest figures out how to skip all the ride lines. WDW has a problem with this   (wdwnt.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Sheriff, Disney iPad, Deputy sheriff, 30-year-old Orlando man, Coroner, United States, Disney fraud investigator, Orlando, Florida  
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7504 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Sep 2021 at 4:36 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-14 3:45:51 PM  
It was fun while it lasted.
 
2021-09-14 3:53:44 PM  
On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.
 
2021-09-14 4:39:27 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


That's just Target or Walmart style loss prevention.

Their Army is stationed elsewhere.
 
2021-09-14 4:40:46 PM  
Its about time we cracked down on people who victimize multi billion dollar global corporations.
 
2021-09-14 4:41:20 PM  
How dare that normie dare try to live like the 1%. Doesn't he know his place?
 
2021-09-14 4:42:08 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


But no one worry's about it. It's some kind of Mickey Mouse operation.
 
2021-09-14 4:42:09 PM  
I'm surprised that this story got leaked. I figured anyone trying to cheat Big Mouse got taken into the basement and fed into a hot dog machine.
 
2021-09-14 4:42:46 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


Disney has a lot of things most folk don't realize.
 
2021-09-14 4:43:10 PM  

Wolf892: How dare that normie dare try to live like the 1%. Doesn't he know his place?


Getting the "special" your that any middle-class family can get isn't 1%.

Owning Disney is 1%.
 
2021-09-14 4:43:36 PM  
FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?
 
2021-09-14 4:44:31 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


That reminds me of the time Bill O'Reilly was threatening to send the "Fox Police" after some guy.
 
2021-09-14 4:44:58 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


At one point in time, Coca-Cola had the 3rd largest navy on the planet Earth.
 
2021-09-14 4:44:59 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


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2021-09-14 4:45:23 PM  
You mess with the mouse ears, you get the horns.
 
2021-09-14 4:45:57 PM  
Ok I'm going to play devil's advocate, but couldn't the device also be used for a make a wish kid or something along those lines?

We are all assuming it's the rich person, line cutting device, but Disney won't admit it.
 
2021-09-14 4:45:59 PM  
Another inside job:

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2021-09-14 4:46:23 PM  
they farked up and admitted there is an app.   no way that isn't making it out into the world now.
 
2021-09-14 4:47:22 PM  

Tom-Servo: FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?


this is for Florida but it's probably not that different for California

Pricing: Ranging from $425 to $850 per hour, depending on the season (valid park admission is required for each park visited on tour and is not included in the price of the tour).
 
2021-09-14 4:48:05 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


Disney has snipers. Don't cry, it's the happiest place on Earth, and they make sure it stays that way!
 
2021-09-14 4:48:31 PM  

Cajnik: Ok I'm going to play devil's advocate, but couldn't the device also be used for a make a wish kid or something along those lines?

We are all assuming it's the rich person, line cutting device, but Disney won't admit it.


Oh you sweet summer child.......
 
2021-09-14 4:48:34 PM  

Tom-Servo: FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?


Just be a visiting Saudi prince dragging along your spoiled brat of a kid.
 
2021-09-14 4:49:28 PM  

Sim Tree: NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.

At one point in time, Coca-Cola had the 3rd largest navy on the planet Earth.


I thought that was Pepsi
 
2021-09-14 4:49:59 PM  

Tom-Servo: FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?


Gooby
 
2021-09-14 4:50:14 PM  

Sim Tree: NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.

At one point in time, Coca-Cola had the 3rd largest navy on the planet Earth.


it was Pepsi, and it was the sixth largets:
How Pepsi became the world's sixth-largest navy - Sandboxx
 
2021-09-14 4:50:39 PM  
at least cedar point lets you buy fast pass.
 
2021-09-14 4:51:56 PM  

Tom-Servo: FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?


The reason for that app is so cast members can fix problems. Things like "Oh, you want to ride but you have a kid who can't? Okay, Mom can go first, when she's done, we'll push Dad to the front of the line" or "We're sorry that seat's broken, we'll get you on the next car" and "Oh, you do have all the money, go right ahead." (VIP tour. $600/hr, minimum 4 hours.)

Somebody stole it and sold it to a dumb tour operator. The thing is that was assigned to some cast member, and if they didn't report it stolen, they're already fired. They probably did which is how they spotted this that quickly.
 
2021-09-14 4:52:18 PM  

ltdanman44: at least cedar point lets you buy fast pass.


That's coming very soon.
 
2021-09-14 4:53:04 PM  
He was surprised to see on the iPad that Disney World had a secret area named "The Song of the South Cotton Pickin' Ride".
 
2021-09-14 4:55:06 PM  

tom baker's scarf: they farked up and admitted there is an app.   no way that isn't making it out into the world now.


I imagine it's like the American Express black card. If you think you can just apply for it, you probably can't.
 
2021-09-14 4:57:15 PM  

UltimaCS: I'm surprised that this story got leaked. I figured anyone trying to cheat Big Mouse got taken into the basement and fed into a hot dog machine.


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'You can have either the line skip and the hammer, or you can walk out of here. You can't have both."
 
2021-09-14 4:57:23 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ltdanman44: at least cedar point lets you buy fast pass.

That's coming very soon.


Fall 2021 in fact with their Genie/Lightning Lane system.
 
2021-09-14 4:58:28 PM  

Tracianne: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ltdanman44: at least cedar point lets you buy fast pass.

That's coming very soon.

Fall 2021 in fact with their Genie/Lightning Lane system.


October 1st, to be precise.
 
2021-09-14 4:59:15 PM  
Capitalism: where we can even monetize lines.
 
2021-09-14 4:59:25 PM  

Fano: Tom-Servo: FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?

Gooby


Mark Gubicza?  He's way too wholesome for that sort of thing.
 
2021-09-14 5:00:26 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: The reason for that app is so cast members can fix problems. Things like "Oh, you want to ride but you have a kid who can't? Okay, Mom can go first, when she's done, we'll push Dad to the front of the line" or "We're sorry that seat's broken, we'll get you on the next car" and "Oh, you do have all the money, go right ahead." (VIP tour. $600/hr, minimum 4 hours.)


Also used for special occasions. It's been around for at least a decade - although it was on a mobile POS-esque terminal at the time.

/honeymoon at Disneyland
//it was farking awesome and I don't care what you think
 
2021-09-14 5:01:23 PM  

ltdanman44: at least cedar point lets you buy fast pass.


CP's fast lane is every capitalists wet dream.

It's literally "Pay money, and we'll let you cut in front of the poors!".

At least Disney's Fast pass attempts to be egalitarian.  Or at least it did the last time I used it in the mid 90s.

Back then you got a ticket with a later reservation time from a machine.  The program was free and open to all guests.
 
2021-09-14 5:02:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


Disney is their own town. Actually three towns. Bay Lake, Lake Buena Vista, and The Reedy Creek Improvement District.
 
2021-09-14 5:07:14 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.


There is a documentary I saw in college that highlights the life of Disney employees and all that, and it's interesting and sometimes terrifying. I cannot remember the name of it, or I'd try to find it on YouTube to link.
 
2021-09-14 5:11:52 PM  

Tom-Servo: FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?


It sounds like it was one of the iPads they use to control fast passes. When families have to split up because of a little kids they will let the other parent then ride again separately going up through the fast pass line. Same thing if the ride breaks down they will normally just give you a free fast ass on your account that you can use anytime so you can walk up to the front.

I doubt it is linked to Club 33 at all. With Club 33 you don't need that app - your pass just lets you scan at every ride as many times as you want so there is no app needed. It also lets everyone know that you are Club 33 so each employee can thank you and let you know how amazing you are.
 
2021-09-14 5:12:16 PM  

dothemath: Its about time we cracked down on people who victimize multi billion dollar global corporations.


If someone cuts in line for a ride, it's not the theme park who is being victimized.
 
2021-09-14 5:14:42 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.

But no one worry's about it. It's some kind of Mickey Mouse operation.


Yeah they would
.https://www.sandboxx.us/blog/pepsi-n​av​y-when-the-soviets-traded-warships-for​-soft-drinks/

So private army and private navy we just need to paint the subs like bottles.
 
2021-09-14 5:15:39 PM  

Bertuccio: Wolf892: How dare that normie dare try to live like the 1%. Doesn't he know his place?

Getting the "special" your that any middle-class family can get isn't 1%.

Owning Disney is 1%.


A middle class family can't even afford a regular vacation to Disney.
 
2021-09-14 5:17:32 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ltdanman44: at least cedar point lets you buy fast pass.

That's coming very soon.


Cedar Point's FastPass is $150 for the day. Disney's VIP pass is $600 / hour.
 
2021-09-14 5:18:21 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.

But no one worry's about it. It's some kind of Mickey Mouse operation.


Now you're getting sued.
 
2021-09-14 5:18:22 PM  

nytmare: dothemath: Its about time we cracked down on people who victimize multi billion dollar global corporations.

If someone cuts in line for a ride, it's not the theme park who is being victimized.


Thats a good point, actually.

---fu*k you---
 
2021-09-14 5:19:01 PM  

Tom-Servo: FTFA:
"...The application is a private app for qualifying guests and is only installed on WDW company-owned devices," the sheriff's report said. "The app is not available to the public for use."

Huh, who's dick do you have to suck to get one of those?


You wanna be a star, don't ya?
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2021-09-14 5:19:26 PM  

casual disregard: NewportBarGuy: On June 4, the Disney investigator saw the man leading a tour and bypassing the lines

Today I discovered that Disney has their own private army.

Disney has a lot of things most folk don't realize.


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/cough
 
2021-09-14 5:19:40 PM  

nytmare: dothemath: Its about time we cracked down on people who victimize multi billion dollar global corporations.

If someone cuts in line for a ride, it's not the theme park who is being victimized.


Disney would happily let them do it for $600 / hour.
 
2021-09-14 5:19:40 PM  
They really just gloss over that Disney loans out iPads that let people bypass all the lines.
 
2021-09-14 5:26:25 PM  

UltimaCS: I'm surprised that this story got leaked. I figured anyone trying to cheat Big Mouse got taken into the basement and fed into a hot dog machine.


I'll wager it was either a "retired" Disney iPad or one someone brought to work and side loaded the management profile on the device.
 
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