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2021-09-14 4:31:53 PM  
5 votes:
Guy just told my colleague he takes LA200 when he's sick.

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It's veterinary medicine that's injected into cows. He said it was too thick and would hurt. So he takes it orally.

Anytime he gets sick he takes it and gets better. But he won't take ivermectin because "that's wormer."

He had COVID in December.

The ivermectin manufacturers have him as their spokesperson.
 
2021-09-14 10:50:40 PM  
4 votes:

olrasputin: "There are several reports over the centuries of people eating spotted water hemlock and reporting that it has a sweet and pleasant flavor not unlike a wild carrot. While even tiny amounts of spotted water hemlock can be deadly, consumption does not always result in death"


"I drank what?" - Socrates
 
2021-09-14 4:23:35 PM  
3 votes:
Nightshade family, toxic... you know, do what you want, for freedom.
 
2021-09-15 2:27:20 AM  
2 votes:
Datura flowers smell like chocolate. Feel free to eat some on top of your next bowl of ice cream, let us know what happens.
 
2021-09-15 10:06:44 AM  
2 votes:

MrSplifferton: "I love the smell of tomato leaves. I think they're summery and seductive-so much so that I often douse myself in a tomato leaf-scented perfume"

What in the actual fark?  I'm sure she is exhausting to be around.


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2021-09-15 8:35:35 PM  
2 votes:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: It's evolved to keep animals from eating the plant's solar energy gathering system. It wants animals to eat the fruit. That's the whole point of fruit.


I know, I just wanted to drunkenly vent about my hatred of tomato leaf stench.
 
2021-09-14 6:19:15 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: thehobbes: Guy just told my colleague he takes LA200 when he's sick.

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It's veterinary medicine that's injected into cows. He said it was too thick and would hurt. So he takes it orally.

Anytime he gets sick he takes it and gets better. But he won't take ivermectin because "that's wormer."

He had COVID in December.

The ivermectin manufacturers have him as their spokesperson.

Medications meant for injection don't necessarily work if taken orally. Usually the acid in the stomach changes it or a few other things.
That guy is dumb as hell.


it's rural Oklahoma
By comparison he's a genius who understands ivermectin
 
2021-09-14 7:01:37 PM  
1 vote:

MrSplifferton: "I love the smell of tomato leaves. I think they're summery and seductive-so much so that I often douse myself in a tomato leaf-scented perfume"

What in the actual fark?  I'm sure she is exhausting to be around.


she's certainly no eschatron ah tellyu whut.

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2021-09-14 7:43:27 PM  
1 vote:
Claire: Stick to your 'Patchouli Alfredo'
 
2021-09-14 7:50:18 PM  
1 vote:

fasahd: Claire: Stick to your 'Patchouli Alfredo'


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2021-09-14 10:36:50 PM  
1 vote:
I'll thank.you to leave my pickle hole out of this!
 
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