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2021-09-14 2:14:07 PM  
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2021-09-14 2:19:53 PM  
Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?
 
2021-09-14 2:25:32 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?


Back in the day we got our STDs from toilet seats... yeah, that's it, toilet seats.
 
2021-09-14 2:37:32 PM  
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2021-09-14 4:39:01 PM  
I got the COVID vaccine and now I can't get pregnant.  I blame the vaccine.
 
2021-09-14 4:39:16 PM  

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The ability to acquire one will remain intact, though.  Unlike the unvaxxed...
 
2021-09-14 4:39:18 PM  
What the hell? People are arguing that the COVID vaccine will give you syphilis?
 
2021-09-14 4:40:39 PM  

Ker_Thwap: TheMaskedArmadillo: Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?

Back in the day we got our STDs from toilet seats... yeah, that's it, toilet seats.


CSB
I recall someone asking in a high school sex ed class if you could catch the "clap" in a public bathroom. The teacher replied that you could, but that a public bathroom was a damn uncomfortable place to be farking. He was leaving teaching anyway and really did not care.
 
2021-09-14 4:40:53 PM  
I got the vaccine and then a couple of weeks ago a scorpion stung me.

You do the math...
 
2021-09-14 4:41:21 PM  
You mean like when Ted said we won the Vietnam War? That was pretty farking stupid.
 
2021-09-14 4:41:29 PM  

Ker_Thwap: TheMaskedArmadillo: Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?

Back in the day we got our STDs from toilet seats... yeah, that's it, toilet seats.


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2021-09-14 4:41:30 PM  

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It's Haiti. If you are going to spend the time to make a meme out of a mid 90's SNL sketch you might as well get it right.
 
2021-09-14 4:41:36 PM  
What the hell? People are arguing that the COVID vaccine will give you syphilis?

Yesterday Nicki Minaj tweeted that she doesn't want the vaccine because a friend of her cousin got the vaccine and then all kinds of terrible things happened to him (those things being "symptoms of the clap")
 
2021-09-14 4:41:54 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: I got the COVID vaccine and now I can't get pregnant.  I blame the vaccine.


You too!? We should start a movement!

/Now if you'll excuse me, I have an 'Executive' meeting to attend.
 
2021-09-14 4:42:19 PM  

ElwoodCuse: What the hell? People are arguing that the COVID vaccine will give you syphilis?

Yesterday Nicki Minaj tweeted that she doesn't want the vaccine because a friend of her cousin got the vaccine and then all kinds of terrible things happened to him (those things being "symptoms of the clap")


Nicki Minaj is a dumbass.
 
2021-09-14 4:43:03 PM  
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That's some nice shade-dropping, Lieu!
 
2021-09-14 4:43:36 PM  
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2021-09-14 4:43:52 PM  

Candy Colored Clown: You mean like when Ted said we won the Vietnam War? That was pretty farking stupid.


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2021-09-14 4:44:57 PM  

Serious Black: ElwoodCuse: What the hell? People are arguing that the COVID vaccine will give you syphilis?

Yesterday Nicki Minaj tweeted that she doesn't want the vaccine because a friend of her cousin got the vaccine and then all kinds of terrible things happened to him (those things being "symptoms of the clap")

Nicki Minaj is a dumbass.


So this is where we're at in this country? People are going to base their decision on whether or not to get vaccinated from a global plague based on what Nicki Minaj thinks?

Humanity really doesn't deserve to continue.
 
2021-09-14 4:45:11 PM  

Serious Black: What the hell? People are arguing that the COVID vaccine will give you syphilis?


This is in reference to Nicki Minaj, who pulled a Simone by saying that "her cousin in Trinidad has a friend who got the vaccine, and his testicles got massively swollen, and so his fiancé called off their wedding".


Yes.

That is exactly as stupid as it sounds.
 
2021-09-14 4:45:13 PM  

Gin Buddy: I got the vaccine and then a couple of weeks ago a scorpion stung me.

You do the math...


I was stung by a wasp after getting the vaccination, I thought it was a coincidence...
 
2021-09-14 4:46:11 PM  

max_pooper: Martian_Astronomer: [Fark user image image 782x500]

It's Haiti. If you are going to spend the time to make a meme out of a mid 90's SNL sketch you might as well get it right.


Let me explain the joke to you.
 
2021-09-14 4:46:50 PM  

nomysterynil: Gin Buddy: I got the vaccine and then a couple of weeks ago a scorpion stung me.

You do the math...

I was stung by a wasp after getting the vaccination, I thought it was a coincidence...


That's what they want you to think!
 
2021-09-14 4:48:01 PM  
Ballsy move by Ted.
 
2021-09-14 4:48:08 PM  
I am shocked that Nicki Minaj is a dumbfark.  Shocked!
 
2021-09-14 4:48:35 PM  

Gin Buddy: People are going to base their decision on whether or not to get vaccinated from a global plague based on what Nicki Minaj thinks?


Hey - at least she's not part of the deep state like that Fauci guy.  How can you trust someone with all those degrees and years of experience?
 
2021-09-14 4:50:38 PM  

ElwoodCuse: What the hell? People are arguing that the COVID vaccine will give you syphilis?

Yesterday Nicki Minaj tweeted that she doesn't want the vaccine because a friend of her cousin got the vaccine and then all kinds of terrible things happened to him (those things being "symptoms of the clap")


Including his fiancee calling the wedding off. Because he had side effects from the vaccine..  yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2021-09-14 4:51:34 PM  
Yeah dude came up with a bad excuse for his philandering.

CSB

I was dating my wife in 2010 and a buddy of mine was in Colombia, a guy she thinks walks on water was in town.

So we had heard of a new "Gentlemen's Club" and after out drinking at 2 am decided to check it out.

It was marvelous and it was like hidden in a hood that was in the middle of no where.

We rolled at 5:00 am in the morning, dead of night, no but us and a cabby.

I got home and my girlfriend called me and told me where I had been and what clothes I had on. Someone had farking snitched.  She was livid and hung up on me.

Well, I told my buddy, and he went to see her and told her a cabbie had taken him to this house of ill repute when he drunk and that someone had stolen his wallet and the only one he really knew in town was me, so I went and paid his tab, got his wallet back, and took him out for breakfast to sober him up.

She called me and apologized and saying I was such an honorable guy.  Man, that was the last time I tried to sneak around on the DL.

But the excuse was plausible.
 
2021-09-14 4:51:37 PM  

max_pooper: Martian_Astronomer: [Fark user image image 782x500]

It's Haiti. If you are going to spend the time to make a meme out of a mid 90's SNL sketch you might as well get it right.


Bad decision jeans
 
2021-09-14 4:56:50 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: [Fark user image image 782x500]


*Haiti
 
2021-09-14 4:57:33 PM  

Gin Buddy: So this is where we're at in this country? People are going to base their decision on whether or not to get vaccinated from a global plague based on what Nicki Minaj thinks?


No?

But her idiocy is emblematic of how person-to-person disinformation spreads, and her high profile makes using her as the example more applicable to most people's experience than boosting an equally idiotic rumor spread by my personal stupid uncle or whatever?

Even though it's the uncle Joes of the world who are the actual problem, highlighting this stupidity in a famous person means that they'll be more on the lookout for it when Joe posts his own totally-real story about his not-made-up friend who took the vaccine and then the nurse stole his truck and ran over his dog, in the rain, while a train whistle blew lonesome over the banjo player?

I'm not sure what you're not getting about what's going on here.
 
2021-09-14 4:57:36 PM  
Ted Lieu is about one of my favorites.
 
2021-09-14 4:59:18 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: max_pooper: Martian_Astronomer: [Fark user image image 782x500]

It's Haiti. If you are going to spend the time to make a meme out of a mid 90's SNL sketch you might as well get it right.

Bad decision jeans


*idea
 
2021-09-14 5:00:37 PM  
Covid vaccine stubbed my big toe.
 
2021-09-14 5:00:42 PM  
You were close.

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TrollingForColumbine:

Bad decision jeans
 
2021-09-14 5:04:00 PM  

Ker_Thwap: TheMaskedArmadillo: Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?

Back in the day we got our STDs from toilet seats... yeah, that's it, toilet seats.


Indeed. It jumps right up and grabs your meat.
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2021-09-14 5:15:44 PM  

ajgeek: Teddy Brosevelt: I got the COVID vaccine and now I can't get pregnant.  I blame the vaccine.

You too!? We should start a movement!

/Now if you'll excuse me, I have an 'Executive' meeting to attend.


You two are lucky. I got the vaccine and now I'm pregnant with twins. I got Arnold Schwarzenegger outside my front door promising me I can be in a direct to video sequel if I vote yes for the recall and write him in. Luckily the demonic legion introduced into my veins are giving me guidance through all this chaos. I've got Kenneth Copeland on the tv and I sent in my seed money and now I wait. I washed my hands ten times, they're getting awful pink but the Benadine's on back order from Amazon and should be here soon. Gawd praise my brothers and sisters!  When my vaccine children are freed from my host body salvation will come. I am but the vessel!! I keep checking the toaster. But it's cleansed and the burning toast smell won't go away.  Stay with me. Guide me.


/S
 
2021-09-14 5:16:04 PM  
I just wish sex was a side effect of the vaccine.

I'm dyin' here!
 
2021-09-14 5:17:26 PM  

Ker_Thwap: TheMaskedArmadillo: Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?

Back in the day we got our STDs from toilet seats... yeah, that's it, toilet seats.


I recall that a noted microbiologist actually proved that yes, you can catch certain STDs from a toilet seat, but it would need the right conditions, and you would have to have planted yourself on the seat in very quick fashion right after the germ bearer.  So very very slim chance, but not impossible.

Have to wonder about the 10, 15, 20 people in the world who caught it this way, and who believed them.
 
2021-09-14 5:20:03 PM  
Sexually transmitted STD diseases are no joke.
 
2021-09-14 5:21:34 PM  

Weird Hal: Sexually transmitted STD diseases are no joke.


But what if you get it from a clown.
 
2021-09-14 5:23:59 PM  
Isn't STD a NASCAR sponsor?

What?
 
2021-09-14 5:24:28 PM  
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2021-09-14 5:24:31 PM  

pueblonative: Weird Hal: Sexually transmitted STD diseases are no joke.

But what if you get it from a clown.


You might feel a little funny but judging by the shoes it will be a memorable encounter.

/It's a vagina and a clown car
 
2021-09-14 5:29:45 PM  

Corvus: Ted Lieu is about one of my favorites.


Ted Lieu is your national treasure.
 
2021-09-14 5:30:52 PM  
Wait, wait, wait... I thought Swollenus Testicles was cousin to Biggus Dickus -- my very great friend in Rome -- not Nicki Minaj.
 
2021-09-14 5:31:41 PM  

Gin Buddy: I got the vaccine and then a couple of weeks ago a scorpion stung me.

You do the math...


But why on the penis?
 
2021-09-14 5:33:27 PM  
Nicky Minaj said someone she knew of got vaccinated and subsequently became impotent and infertile, neither of which is an STD. If you're going to call out stupidity, at least get the stupidity correct lest you be called out for YOUR stupidity. And who knows, it might even be true, although you'd have to go a ways to prove it wasn't just a case of the post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy.
 
2021-09-14 5:35:53 PM  

Ker_Thwap: TheMaskedArmadillo: Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?

Back in the day we got our STDs from toilet seats... yeah, that's it, toilet seats.


Hey, I know this guy in New York who was dating a girl who got an STD from a tractor seat. Sometimes sh*t happens.
 
2021-09-14 5:40:18 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Ker_Thwap: TheMaskedArmadillo: Does he realize how many cover stories he just blew-up?

Back in the day we got our STDs from toilet seats... yeah, that's it, toilet seats.

Hey, I know this guy in New York who was dating a girl who got an STD from a tractor seat. Sometimes sh*t happens.


Just let amateur wrestlers tell you about the mats.
 
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