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(Mational Day Calendar)   Today is National Pants Off Day. *whisper whisper* Wait, I'm being told I might have read that wrong. Put your pants back on, please   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2021-09-14 2:21:59 PM  
It's rare where the actual article headline is even more stupid that subby's headline.
 
2021-09-14 5:17:13 PM  
Swingers' party while the kids are in school? Set an alarm so You have time to hide the amyl nitrate and sanitize the furniture.
 
2021-09-14 5:17:51 PM  
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
 
2021-09-14 5:19:41 PM  
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!
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2021-09-14 5:24:32 PM  
Goddammit.

I already left the house.
 
2021-09-14 5:24:56 PM  
Did you assume I was wearing pants right now?
 
2021-09-14 5:26:40 PM  
HOW TO OBSERVE #NationalParentsDayOff

Don't feed your kids, take them to school or appointments, or supervise them in any way! Woo-hoo!
 
2021-09-14 5:27:41 PM  
Sorry, subby

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2021-09-14 5:27:58 PM  
Today is not January 13.
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/ And it is not Portland.
// Oh, no parents...
 
2021-09-14 5:28:41 PM  
Fun fact:

I have no pants on.
 
2021-09-14 5:34:38 PM  

Super Chronic: HOW TO OBSERVE #NationalParentsDayOff



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Let's party.
 
2021-09-14 5:34:57 PM  
And with the deaths of 5000 infants nationwide, so tragically ended the first National Parents Day Off... Day.
 
2021-09-14 5:35:58 PM  

elgrancerdo: Today is not January 13.
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/ And it is not Portland.
// Oh, no parents...


I believe you. No one in the pictures is fat enough for Porkland.
 
2021-09-14 5:36:27 PM  

bughunter: Goddammit.

I already left the house.



Let me guess; you left your house keys in your pants.
 
2021-09-14 5:37:25 PM  
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2021-09-14 5:39:30 PM  
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2021-09-14 5:40:28 PM  
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2021-09-14 5:40:34 PM  
Oh my god. I forgot why I wore pants today.
 
2021-09-14 5:40:45 PM  
As a parent, I rarely wear pants.
 
2021-09-14 5:44:21 PM  
It's hard enough keeping the four years old pants on. Now you want me to put some on too?
Gee whiz...
 
2021-09-14 5:46:02 PM  
I often remind co-workers that No Pants Friday is approaching.
Nobody else does it, though.
They just shake their heads and say, I can see you're nuts
 
2021-09-14 6:03:31 PM  
Too late; I'm committed to No Pants Day.
 
2021-09-14 6:03:41 PM  
I've worn pants maybe... 10 times since May 1st ish.
 
2021-09-14 6:04:30 PM  
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2021-09-14 6:09:47 PM  

mofa: Too late; I'm committed to No Pants Day.


Some of us have been doing No Pants Day since the lockdowns started last March.

Of course, today I put on pants because I had to go outside twice.  But they're coming off before I call into tonight's town meeting
 
2021-09-14 6:12:05 PM  
When you work from home everyday is no pants day.
 
2021-09-14 6:14:51 PM  
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2021-09-14 6:19:48 PM  
Can you wash them once in a while?
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2021-09-14 6:23:24 PM  
Let the kids run wild
 
2021-09-14 6:58:49 PM  
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2021-09-14 7:44:56 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Super Chronic: HOW TO OBSERVE #NationalParentsDayOff


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I see what you did there.
 
2021-09-14 7:48:54 PM  
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Can't put my pants back on if I  never had them on in the first place.
 
2021-09-14 7:55:03 PM  
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2021-09-14 8:31:59 PM  
No shirt,
no shoes,
no service.

No pants?
No problem!

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2021-09-14 9:07:45 PM  
What are these "pants" you speak of? Sounds like something from the beforetimes.
 
2021-09-15 1:16:12 AM  
Great. All the kids staying home with Covid were sent to school today.
 
2021-09-15 1:00:32 PM  
National Parents day off?

The parents of our nation are long dead.  How can they have a day off?
 
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