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2021-09-14 2:11:48 PM  
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2021-09-14 3:11:40 PM  
Pray for the poor Mar-a-Lago staffer who has to hold up Trump's panniculus long enough for Trump to be able to reach and flog his mushroom about all the attention he's getting today.
 
2021-09-14 3:25:58 PM  

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Came to say this.
 
2021-09-14 5:47:25 PM  
Balls deep
 
2021-09-14 5:51:25 PM  
Good. Remind the voters that this has Trump's tiny hands all over it.

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2021-09-14 5:52:58 PM  
AP Style Book instructs journalists to not use the words "pound" or "pounding" unless referring to your mom.
 
2021-09-14 5:58:59 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 850x477]


Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book...
 
2021-09-14 6:01:28 PM  
Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.
 
2021-09-14 6:04:54 PM  

kabloink: Good. Remind the voters that this has Trump's tiny hands all over it.

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2021-09-14 6:06:59 PM  
In college my friend was in a jam band called ism ism.
 
2021-09-14 6:11:38 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Pray for the poor Mar-a-Lago staffer who has to hold up Trump's panniculus long enough for Trump to be able to reach and flog his mushroom about all the attention he's getting today.


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2021-09-14 6:19:20 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.


You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.
 
2021-09-14 6:33:29 PM  
First returns should be available in five hours from now when the polls close.  Note that it will take several days for a full count (typical for California, because, among other things, the ballot only needs to be postmarked by election day (today), and can arrive several days later and still count), and that it is also quite common for different batches of votes to lean one way or the other (so even if it looks like Yes is winning early on, things could swing as a Dem-leaning batch of votes drops).
 
2021-09-14 6:35:41 PM  

Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.

You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.


A place that is closing can be opened again.  After the renovations, we can open gimto up again, just like wally world.
 
2021-09-14 6:38:27 PM  

Geotpf: First returns should be available in five hours from now when the polls close.  Note that it will take several days for a full count (typical for California, because, among other things, the ballot only needs to be postmarked by election day (today), and can arrive several days later and still count), and that it is also quite common for different batches of votes to lean one way or the other (so even if it looks like Yes is winning early on, things could swing as a Dem-leaning batch of votes drops).


Also assumes the mail carriers don't throw out out ballots.  1/4 of the orientations of how I could put my ballot into the mailer showed the mail carrier how I voted on the recall.  So if the mail carrier was a black white suppremecist supporter, he or she or ze could throw out my ballot into a ditch or gutter or megafire.

This whole thing is rigged for black white supremacists to win and take away our freedoms and destroy our democracy.
 
2021-09-14 6:39:27 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Pray for the poor Mar-a-Lago staffer who has to hold up Trump's panniculus long enough for Trump to be able to reach and flog his mushroom about all the attention he's getting today.


Nah, she's complicit.

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2021-09-14 6:40:05 PM  

Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.

You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.


How can I be a parody of you?  My account was created before yours?  Are you a parody of me?

Insert spiderman pointing at spiderman pointing jpg here.
 
2021-09-14 6:44:03 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Also, once again, gitmo is closing.


Sure it is. And the minimum wage will be $15 soon, and the remaining $600 of that promised COVID stimulus is just around the corner.

Biden and Newsome deserve each other. They're mediocre pay for play career pols who've coasted on the shiattiness of their Republican opponents.
 
2021-09-14 6:46:08 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.

You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.

A place that is closing can be opened again.  After the renovations, we can open gimto up again, just like wally world.


Nah.
Keep gitmo closed.

And where's the tracksuit porn? Is it done yet. Or is your reply all I'm going to get?

Do you have a tracksuit onlyfans?

My American boyfriend wears too much adidas and has to leave my house occasionally.

Cmon. Make adversarial porn. Let's see one "Ukrainian" (actually Russian) woman bang 30 tracksuited gopniks, at least one wearing a gas mask.

Oh lawd what's he going to do to her with that mini baseball bat?

*close tab*
 
2021-09-14 6:50:43 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.

You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.

A place that is closing can be opened again.  After the renovations, we can open gimto up again, just like wally world.


Whatever.
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Post a selfie, maybe you can bait me into posting one.
 
2021-09-14 6:51:02 PM  

Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.

You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.

A place that is closing can be opened again.  After the renovations, we can open gimto up again, just like wally world.

Nah.
Keep gitmo closed.

And where's the tracksuit porn? Is it done yet. Or is your reply all I'm going to get?

Do you have a tracksuit onlyfans?

My American boyfriend wears too much adidas and has to leave my house occasionally.

Cmon. Make adversarial porn. Let's see one "Ukrainian" (actually Russian) woman bang 30 tracksuited gopniks, at least one wearing a gas mask.

Oh lawd what's he going to do to her with that mini baseball bat?

*close tab*


If we close gitmo, where do we put the insurrectionists?  Nobody seems to be onboard with putting them in a dry valley in antartica.
 
2021-09-14 6:51:35 PM  

Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.

You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.

A place that is closing can be opened again.  After the renovations, we can open gimto up again, just like wally world.

Whatever.[Fark user image image 425x637]
Post a selfie, maybe you can bait me into posting one.


Oops ment to reply to the other post.

Adhd is a farking thing
 
2021-09-14 6:52:20 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Pray for the poor Mar-a-Lago staffer who has to hold up Trump's panniculus long enough for Trump to be able to reach and flog his mushroom about all the attention he's getting today.

Nah, she's complicit.

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Now there's a fark caption contest if I ever saw one.
 
2021-09-14 6:52:30 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Purple_Urkle: AmbassadorBooze: Have Biden send Trump to gitmo and turn him into an orange gimp.  Then Stream pornhub vids of biden and kamala using the gitmo gimp as a Dubai porta potty.

Problem solved.

You're such a farking parody of me I swear.

Please make "tracksuits on crack" porn with Hardbass soundtrack. I request DJ Blyatman's How We Party. The Hardbass song that sings about smoking crack.

I assume that's what Vladimir is up to on his staycation.

Also, once again, gitmo is closing. Sorry. Moose out front should have told you.

A place that is closing can be opened again.  After the renovations, we can open gimto up again, just like wally world.

Nah.
Keep gitmo closed.

And where's the tracksuit porn? Is it done yet. Or is your reply all I'm going to get?

Do you have a tracksuit onlyfans?

My American boyfriend wears too much adidas and has to leave my house occasionally.

Cmon. Make adversarial porn. Let's see one "Ukrainian" (actually Russian) woman bang 30 tracksuited gopniks, at least one wearing a gas mask.

Oh lawd what's he going to do to her with that mini baseball bat?

*close tab*

If we close gitmo, where do we put the insurrectionists?  Nobody seems to be onboard with putting them in a dry valley in antartica.


It wouldn't be a secret if it is known.

Parler views, Francine.
 
2021-09-14 6:53:41 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Pray for the poor Mar-a-Lago staffer who has to hold up Trump's panniculus long enough for Trump to be able to reach and flog his mushroom about all the attention he's getting today.


So is panniculus the scientific name for the FUPA?
 
2021-09-14 7:00:46 PM  
I want Eastern spies paying troll money to large dicked gopniks and having to check to see they will be getting what they paid for, and I want that to happen now.

Cmon Vladimir.
You usually respond in a few days.

I know, deliver prostitutes and fresh new tracksuits to the psychological gulag. Those who choose to partake in farking hairy Russian hookers get better things. Those who don't want to fark, have to sit quietly and do sudoku puzzles, in the same room as the porn shoot.
 
2021-09-14 7:01:57 PM  
Navalny has a bigger dick than Vladimir.

Who care what this threads about. I like hanging out with Ambassador Booze.
 
2021-09-14 7:36:00 PM  
Paige approves of Subby.
 
2021-09-14 7:37:00 PM  
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2021-09-14 8:28:13 PM  
Having a rally the night before and election when most of the shallots are send in by mail is really a waste of public tax dollars, mr Biden.
 
2021-09-14 8:47:44 PM  

snowshovel: Having a rally the night before and election when most of the shallots are send in by mail is really a waste of public tax dollars, mr Biden.


TIL:  California uses the onion ballot system.
 
2021-09-14 8:59:21 PM  

snowshovel: Having a rally the night before and election when most of the shallots are send in by mail is really a waste of public tax dollars, mr Biden.


No onions, garlic or shallots in the tracksuit porn, PLEASE!

I want to see vampire pale Russian spies getting it on, not have the mood ruined.
 
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