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2021-09-14 3:25:46 PM  
49 votes:
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2021-09-14 3:26:27 PM  
34 votes:
I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.
 
2021-09-14 3:22:41 PM  
28 votes:
A couple dozen protesters were in attendance when Air Force One touched down

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2021-09-14 3:27:55 PM  
17 votes:

UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.


Metric!?!?!?

We don't use that crap in 'Merica.  We use inches and miles and pounds.
 
2021-09-14 2:32:46 PM  
13 votes:
The comments. By god, I read the comments!
 
2021-09-14 3:24:47 PM  
13 votes:
He thill yo pwesident, tho.
 
2021-09-14 3:30:01 PM  
10 votes:

UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.


Chicago pizza versus New York pizza is my favorite argument because everyone involved just ignores the fact that you're both equally wrong.
 
2021-09-14 4:28:48 PM  
9 votes:

hugadarn: UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.

Well, Detroit style pizza is better then both.


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FROM OUT OF FARKING NOWHERE.... ST. LOUIS STYLE!
 
2021-09-14 3:33:04 PM  
7 votes:
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2021-09-14 3:27:33 PM  
4 votes:

Snapper Carr: A couple dozen protesters were in attendance when Air Force One touched down

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wah nay!
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2021-09-14 3:36:14 PM  
4 votes:

A Cave Geek: FrancoFile: UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.

Metric!?!?!?

We don't use that crap in 'Merica.  We use inches and miles and pounds.

I cannot WAIT for the day we finally switch to metric. Imperial is such a stupid way to measure things.


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Screw you, an imperial pint is a bigger pour.
 
2021-09-14 3:40:29 PM  
4 votes:

PartTimeBuddha: I cant help but feel that Chicago pizza is just a lukewarm sandwich.


It's lasagna with crust, an unholy abomination of two once good foods, shackled together like a shotgun marriage.
 
2021-09-14 4:50:21 PM  
4 votes:

fsbilly: fsbilly: Mr. Shabooboo: hugadarn: UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.

Well, Detroit style pizza is better then both.

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FROM OUT OF FARKING NOWHERE.... ST. LOUIS STYLE!

Cleveland style, FTW. Edison's, Roman Nunzio's Fountain... etc. Angelo's, if you're feeling greasy. The secret is provolone cheese, I discovered..

Proof
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Now I'm hungry.  *grumble*
 
2021-09-14 4:53:48 PM  
4 votes:

Snapper Carr: A couple dozen protesters were in attendance when Air Force One touched down


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2021-09-14 3:26:49 PM  
3 votes:

Snapper Carr: A couple dozen protesters were in attendance when Air Force One touched down

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Maybe Joe can drop an umbrella by the door. That should make them weep with Joy.   Weeping Joy over by the Avis car rental kiosk.
 
2021-09-14 3:29:41 PM  
3 votes:

UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.


Oh, I would be there to talk about foldability, mister!
 
2021-09-14 3:34:02 PM  
3 votes:
There were more people waiting in line at customer service at my local Walmart last weekend.
 
2021-09-14 3:49:48 PM  
3 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Apparently we've been wrong all these years. The best pizza is actually in Connecticut.

[YouTube video: Insane Pizza Cooking!! ULTIMATE PIZZA PARADISE!! 🍕 Zuppardi's + Frank Pepe in New Haven!]


Looks like sh*t on a shingle.
Best pizza I ever had was at Secret Stash in Crested Butte, Co.
I think it was a combination of the altitude and the weed.
 
2021-09-14 4:39:39 PM  
3 votes:

A Cave Geek: Mr. Shabooboo: hugadarn: UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.

Well, Detroit style pizza is better then both.

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FROM OUT OF FARKING NOWHERE.... ST. LOUIS STYLE!

I like the style where you bake a tasty piece of bread, throw some toppings on it, put it in the oven, cut it up and eat it. Let's do that.


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2021-09-14 2:46:22 PM  
2 votes:
He didn't stuff them in "free Speech Zones"??!!?!
 
2021-09-14 3:34:18 PM  
2 votes:
I cant help but feel that Chicago pizza is just a lukewarm sandwich.
 
2021-09-14 3:38:27 PM  
2 votes:
Are you certain those aren't the same six people who are always at the airport yelling about something? Fox News probably just showed up with banners and asked if they wanted be on the magic talking box instead of shilling for more nuclear power plants all day.
 
2021-09-14 3:40:40 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.

Metric!?!?!?

We don't use that crap in 'Merica.  We use inches and miles and pounds.


What about football fields, Rhode Islands, elephants, and washing machines?
 
2021-09-14 3:42:14 PM  
2 votes:

UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.


Well, Detroit style pizza is better then both.
 
2021-09-14 5:30:48 PM  
2 votes:

doctorguilty: fragMasterFlash: Are you certain those aren't the same six people who are always at the airport yelling about something? Fox News probably just showed up with banners and asked if they wanted be on the magic talking box instead of shilling for more nuclear power plants all day.

"I get to be on the TeeVee? Whoo, doggie, I'll yell whatever you want!"


I was watching The Andy Griffith Show and they were eating pizza at Thelma Lou's. Andy and Barney were going "Whew doggie, this is spicy. What's in it?" The answer was oregano.
 
2021-09-14 6:46:10 PM  
2 votes:

jook: Bootleg: FrancoFile: UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.

Metric!?!?!?

We don't use that crap in 'Merica.  We use inches and miles and pounds.

What about football fields, Rhode Islands, elephants, and washing machines?

Canadian football uses yards, and the field is 110 yards instead of the standard 100...because Canada, eh?


Something about the exchange rate.
 
2021-09-14 3:36:59 PM  
1 vote:
Pizza is overrated.
 
2021-09-14 3:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently we've been wrong all these years. The best pizza is actually in Connecticut.

Insane Pizza Cooking!! ULTIMATE PIZZA PARADISE!! 🍕 Zuppardi's + Frank Pepe in New Haven!
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2021-09-14 3:45:33 PM  
1 vote:

fragMasterFlash: Are you certain those aren't the same six people who are always at the airport yelling about something? Fox News probably just showed up with banners and asked if they wanted be on the magic talking box instead of shilling for more nuclear power plants all day.


"I get to be on the TeeVee? Whoo, doggie, I'll yell whatever you want!"
 
2021-09-14 4:36:00 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: hugadarn: UltimaCS: I'm pretty sure I could gather a bigger protest by telling Farkers my home address and the hard truth that Chicago-style pizza is better than New York by every metric. Every. Metric.

Well, Detroit style pizza is better then both.

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FROM OUT OF FARKING NOWHERE.... ST. LOUIS STYLE!


I like the style where you bake a tasty piece of bread, throw some toppings on it, put it in the oven, cut it up and eat it. Let's do that.
 
2021-09-14 5:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
Bill Maher was right when he said Republicans love the military the same way Michael Vick loves dogs.
 
2021-09-14 6:27:06 PM  
1 vote:
So that's Fox News.  That was like a 30 second excursion into an alien tribe, like when you mistakenly went to the house at the end of the road with the weeds and rusty vehicles littering the yard when the lawn had been.  You ran home to take a shower and wonder how humans could become so degraded.
 
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