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2021-09-14 3:05:38 PM  
Good Lord.
 
2021-09-14 6:37:22 PM  
Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.
 
2021-09-14 6:37:29 PM  
I'd let her bite me...
 
2021-09-14 6:39:50 PM  

BigChad: I'd let her bite me...


Pay some bail, get some tail
 
2021-09-14 6:41:52 PM  
The anti-vaxxers have discovered bath salts work against COVID-19.
 
2021-09-14 6:42:48 PM  
Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.
 
2021-09-14 6:44:19 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.


This situation is worse than I thought if the ambassador is willing to kill his own people.
 
2021-09-14 6:44:21 PM  
Meh. Let the zombie apocalypse start.
I have my brain-protection kit.
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2021-09-14 6:44:48 PM  
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2021-09-14 6:44:53 PM  
The more I look at how we as a species have reacted to this pandemic and other pandemics throughout history, I'm beginning to suspect that some people are natural-born zombies.
 
2021-09-14 6:45:59 PM  
Please refer to the chart.

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2021-09-14 6:46:17 PM  
And in the future people are going to ask "Why wont people get into the healthcare industry? We need nurses!"

It was either going to be something like this or bankrupt relatives of dead cancer patients deciding to shoot up hospitals.
 
2021-09-14 6:49:03 PM  

shinji3i: AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.

This situation is worse than I thought if the ambassador is willing to kill his own people.


"My own people"?  While TFA does not state her vaccianation status, I assume it is ivermectin class zero vaccine status.  So if my assumtion is correct, she is not "my people".
 
2021-09-14 6:50:47 PM  

anfrind: The more I look at how we as a species have reacted to this pandemic and other pandemics throughout history, I'm beginning to suspect that some people are natural-born zombies.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philo​s​ophical_zombie
 
2021-09-14 6:50:48 PM  

jim32rr: BigChad: I'd let her bite me...

Pay some bail, get some tail


Might bite your balls off.
 
2021-09-14 6:51:20 PM  
> Wilson is facing a charge of battery against a public safety official.

What's the reasoning behind leaving out attempted murder?
 
2021-09-14 6:52:20 PM  
"Wilson is facing a charge of battery against a public safety official."

Tom Hanks would be so disappointed.

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2021-09-14 6:53:24 PM  

foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.


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2021-09-14 6:53:42 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Please refer to the chart.

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"Always pooping" and "anti-vaxxer" are not mutually exclusive once they get into the horse paste.
 
2021-09-14 7:00:35 PM  

Dodo David: Meh. Let the zombie apocalypse start.
I have my brain-protection kit.
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If you're blonde then colouring your hair is artificial intelligence.
 
2021-09-14 7:02:32 PM  

foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.


Really?

I always thought attached earlobes were generally considered more aesthetically appealing.
 
2021-09-14 7:07:39 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: shinji3i: AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.

This situation is worse than I thought if the ambassador is willing to kill his own people.

"My own people"?  While TFA does not state her vaccianation status, I assume it is ivermectin class zero vaccine status.  So if my assumtion is correct, she is not "my people".


I'm guessing its the 'Booze' part.
 
2021-09-14 7:10:51 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: AmbassadorBooze: shinji3i: AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.

This situation is worse than I thought if the ambassador is willing to kill his own people.

"My own people"?  While TFA does not state her vaccianation status, I assume it is ivermectin class zero vaccine status.  So if my assumtion is correct, she is not "my people".

I'm guessing its the 'Booze' part.


If that is the case, she still isn't "my people".  My people drink alone, in the dark. in our underwear. With at most the blueish light from a crt tv tuned to static as the light source.  Like god intended.  Anybody who drinks in public or goes in public is not "my people".
 
2021-09-14 7:12:18 PM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: jim32rr: BigChad: I'd let her bite me...

Pay some bail, get some tail

Might bite your balls off.


User name checks out
 
2021-09-14 7:15:38 PM  

BigChad: I'd let her bite me...


You might want to see the full test results. COVID might be the least dangerous virus floating around in her.
 
2021-09-14 7:19:22 PM  
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2021-09-14 7:20:26 PM  

Excelsior: foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.

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better?

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2021-09-14 7:21:18 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: [Fark user image 420x294]


Found our next mass shooter!
 
2021-09-14 7:23:04 PM  

Dustin_00: > Wilson is facing a charge of battery against a public safety official.

What's the reasoning behind leaving out attempted murder?


Probably because the possibility of death is extremely remote for a presumably vaccinated person. Like punching somebody is going to be battery unless they actually do die.
 
2021-09-14 7:35:29 PM  

anfrind: The more I look at how we as a species have reacted to this pandemic and other pandemics throughout history, I'm beginning to suspect that some people are natural-born zombies.


Nah, they just want to live their lives without having to submit to the cults of blood rituals and aren't afraid of the agora.

Don't worry they will be forced to submit eventually when the freedom loophole is formally closed. At least now we finally have a dictator willing to create orders without the useless congress getting in the way because of some dumb piece of paper.

Then we can move on to the next thing to fear. Which I am sure will be very scary.
 
2021-09-14 7:40:28 PM  

TastyEloi: foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.

Really?

I always thought attached earlobes were generally considered more aesthetically appealing.


Pervert.
 
2021-09-14 7:43:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: anfrind: The more I look at how we as a species have reacted to this pandemic and other pandemics throughout history, I'm beginning to suspect that some people are natural-born zombies.

Nah, they just want to live their lives without having to submit to the cults of blood rituals and aren't afraid of the agora.

Don't worry they will be forced to submit eventually when the freedom loophole is formally closed. At least now we finally have a dictator willing to create orders without the useless congress getting in the way because of some dumb piece of paper.

Then we can move on to the next thing to fear. Which I am sure will be very scary.


For the last time, that pizza parlor doesn't have a basement.
 
2021-09-14 7:48:26 PM  

Alebak: And in the future people are going to ask "Why wont people get into the healthcare industry? We need nurses!"

It was either going to be something like this or bankrupt relatives of dead cancer patients deciding to shoot up hospitals.


So you are saying that there is a flaw in the idea of free healthcare for all?
 
2021-09-14 7:50:27 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: [Fark user image image 420x294]


I always wondered how groups of people could commit genocide. Thanks Fark.
 
2021-09-14 7:51:46 PM  

ExYank: Dustin_00: > Wilson is facing a charge of battery against a public safety official.

What's the reasoning behind leaving out attempted murder?

Probably because the possibility of death is extremely remote for a presumably vaccinated person. Like punching somebody is going to be battery unless they actually do die.


I just want to know if there is a video so I can judge.
 
2021-09-14 7:57:02 PM  
I fear subby might actually be right.
 
2021-09-14 8:04:12 PM  

ExYank: Dustin_00: > Wilson is facing a charge of battery against a public safety official.

What's the reasoning behind leaving out attempted murder?

Probably because the possibility of death is extremely remote for a presumably vaccinated person. Like punching somebody is going to be battery unless they actually do die.


Why is she "presumably vaccinated"?  And not "presumably on horse dewormer"?  A vaccinated human being is a being of light an love.  We do not attack nurses by biting them.  Horse dewormer zombies of the trump insurrection are "people" who will attack a nurse.
 
2021-09-14 8:09:51 PM  

TastyEloi: foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.

Really?

I always thought attached earlobes were generally considered more aesthetically appealing.



IIRC, attached earlobes are statistically linked to early heart attacks.
 
2021-09-14 8:12:23 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: anfrind: The more I look at how we as a species have reacted to this pandemic and other pandemics throughout history, I'm beginning to suspect that some people are natural-born zombies.

Nah, they just want to live their lives without having to submit to the cults of blood rituals and aren't afraid of the agora.

Don't worry they will be forced to submit eventually when the freedom loophole is formally closed. At least now we finally have a dictator willing to create orders without the useless congress getting in the way because of some dumb piece of paper.

Then we can move on to the next thing to fear. Which I am sure will be very scary.


FREEDUMB!
 
2021-09-14 8:14:32 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Alebak: And in the future people are going to ask "Why wont people get into the healthcare industry? We need nurses!"

It was either going to be something like this or bankrupt relatives of dead cancer patients deciding to shoot up hospitals.

So you are saying that there is a flaw in the idea of free healthcare for all?


What flaw would that be? Advanced first world social democracies (unlike Murica) don't seem to have a problem.
 
2021-09-14 8:41:26 PM  

Harlee: TastyEloi: foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.

Really?

I always thought attached earlobes were generally considered more aesthetically appealing.


IIRC, attached earlobes are statistically linked to early heart attacks.


The only thing I remember reading about, related to earlobes and heart disease, are the presence of earlobe creases. But I'll have to look into the attached connection.
 
2021-09-14 8:44:50 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.


You can't kill zombies
They're already dead!


World War Z was such a great book
 
2021-09-14 8:46:58 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: shinji3i: AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.

This situation is worse than I thought if the ambassador is willing to kill his own people.

"My own people"?  While TFA does not state her vaccianation status, I assume it is ivermectin class zero vaccine status.  So if my assumtion is correct, she is not "my people".


Youpeople?.jpg
 
2021-09-14 8:50:11 PM  

exqqqme: AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.

You can't kill zombies
They're already dead!


World War Z was such a great book


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2021-09-14 9:04:37 PM  
How you doin'?
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2021-09-14 9:40:06 PM  

Harlee: TastyEloi: foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.

Really?

I always thought attached earlobes were generally considered more aesthetically appealing.


IIRC, attached earlobes are statistically linked to early heart attacks.


Curse you for giving me false hope, if indeed it is false.  Otherwise, have a nice evening.
 
2021-09-14 9:44:02 PM  
Just another example of someone who could serve humanity better as fertilizer.
 
2021-09-14 11:23:53 PM  

foo monkey: Attached earlobes?  Hard pass.


And those knees, so sharp.
 
2021-09-15 4:56:08 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: The Martian Manhandler: AmbassadorBooze: shinji3i: AmbassadorBooze: Nuke the area, and cities around the area.  Just to be safe.  We are in 2020-2021, we can't be too cautious.

This situation is worse than I thought if the ambassador is willing to kill his own people.

"My own people"?  While TFA does not state her vaccianation status, I assume it is ivermectin class zero vaccine status.  So if my assumtion is correct, she is not "my people".

I'm guessing its the 'Booze' part.

If that is the case, she still isn't "my people".  My people drink alone, in the dark. in our underwear. With at most the blueish light from a crt tv tuned to static as the light source.  Like god intended.  Anybody who drinks in public or goes in public is not "my people".


I didn't know you were from Finland.
 
2021-09-15 12:22:12 PM  
Because Covid can kill. Charge her with attempted murder.
 
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