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(Gizmodo)   If you bet on Amazon being the first to spread the mark of the beast, please step into this concert entryway without a line   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Amphitheatre, Amazon's electronic palm reader technology, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, official start of that initiative, Staples Center, Denver, Washington, Biometrics  
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992 clicks; posted to STEM » and Main » on 14 Sep 2021 at 1:43 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-09-14 1:17:56 PM  
I can't wait to get my motb. I would have been fine with a bar code.
2021-09-14 2:46:02 PM  
I don't think a natural physical characteristic counts as a mark of the beast.
2021-09-14 3:42:38 PM  
Hilarious part is it just proves how extra stupid the whole "vaccinations will implant microchips" was, since the thing can just scan you blindly anyway.
2021-09-14 4:51:34 PM  
I get that in theory the user isn't supposed to make physical contact with the pad, but they get that this is 100% definitely the worst possible farking thing they could mathematically do during a deadly pandemic involving a virus, right?
2021-09-14 7:30:57 PM  
Oh wait, I thought this was going to tell my fortune.
2021-09-15 3:20:50 AM  
Isn't it going to be nice when Amazon knows all the in-person events you go to so they can advertise more junk to you better?
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