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(NPR)   Mutual of Omaha are are people who you count on not to keep the rhino locked inside   (npr.org) divider line
    More: Giggity, Rhinoceros, Omaha, Nebraska, Henry Doorly Zoo, Aviary, Omaha Zoo Railroad, Escape, Henry Doorly, Omaha zoo  
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611 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 14 Sep 2021 at 1:50 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
The grass is always greener on the other side.
 
5 days ago  
When the zookeeper wasn't looking.... Jontu slipped out.
 
5 days ago  
"I'll sit back behind this concrete barrier sipping martinis and petting a kitten, while Jim wrestles an elephant. This is why it's important to have life insurance from Mutual of Omaha!"
 
5 days ago  

buckeyebrain: "I'll sit back behind this concrete barrier sipping martinis and petting a kitten, while Jim wrestles an elephant. This is why it's important to have life insurance from Mutual of Omaha!"


Look out Jim. That horn is sharp!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Actually, the guy just wanted to graze on some fresh grass because the deer that share his enclosure ate it all. It was probably a nice treat for him.
 
4 days ago  

buckeyebrain: "I'll sit back behind this concrete barrier sipping martinis and petting a kitten, while Jim wrestles an elephant. This is why it's important to have life insurance from Mutual of Omaha!"


800-228-9800

Marlin Perkins

Ever had a TV phone number stay with you for life?
 
4 days ago  

fat boy: buckeyebrain: "I'll sit back behind this concrete barrier sipping martinis and petting a kitten, while Jim wrestles an elephant. This is why it's important to have life insurance from Mutual of Omaha!"

800-228-9800

Marlin Perkins

Ever had a TV phone number stay with you for life?


800-621-8200 (The phone number to set up a subscription to Sports Illustrated)
 
4 days ago  

buckeyebrain: fat boy: buckeyebrain: "I'll sit back behind this concrete barrier sipping martinis and petting a kitten, while Jim wrestles an elephant. This is why it's important to have life insurance from Mutual of Omaha!"

800-228-9800

Marlin Perkins

Ever had a TV phone number stay with you for life?

800-621-8200 (The phone number to set up a subscription to Sports Illustrated)


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