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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Then codswallop means swat it with your junk?.
 
5 days ago  
Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.
 
5 days ago  
Testiculous sounds like the villain to a gay superhero.
 
5 days ago  
Man, the insides of my knees are feeling testiculous today. Anyone have any ointment?
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.


Following a dictionary and a state gov't were among my best Twitter decisions. What a world.
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.


What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.
 
5 days ago  

SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.


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5 days ago  
At times, RugbyJock's photoshop contest entries were testiculous.
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

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Gracias.
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

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funny, I heard that the moderna vaccine added length and girth to your ween.
Happened to my friend's sister's ex husband - he's happy he got vaxed and she's all bummed now
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

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Hey, Nicki... your cousin's friend has an STD.  And since the fiance called off the wedding, I'm guessing he didn't get it from her
 
5 days ago  
I think Vince McMahon used this word describing high risk maneuvers.
 
5 days ago  

dionysusaur: Then codswallop means swat it with your junk?.


I think you'll find that it's ye olde English word for teabagging.
 
5 days ago  

west.la.lawyer: Testiculous sounds like the villain to a gay superhero.


or an odd spell from harry potter
 
5 days ago  

west.la.lawyer: Testiculous sounds like the villain to a gay superhero.


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5 days ago  

maxandgrinch: west.la.lawyer: Testiculous sounds like the villain to a gay superhero.

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5 days ago  

maxandgrinch: west.la.lawyer: Testiculous sounds like the villain to a gay superhero.

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5 days ago  
It's what happens when Greco-Roman wrestling and absurd Rom-Coms combine...no one should witness it.
 
5 days ago  

oldfarthenry: Man, the insides of my knees are feeling testiculous today. Anyone have any ointment?


I believe you can find the ointment at Farm & Fleet, under the brand name "Ivermectin". Use as directed.
 
5 days ago  
Sounds like something you'd make out of animal parts and hummus.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Nick Nostril: oldfarthenry: Man, the insides of my knees are feeling testiculous today. Anyone have any ointment?

I believe you can find the ointment at Farm & Fleet, under the brand name "Ivermectin". Use as directed.


Ok, applied to horse.  Now what?

/you did say, "use as directed"
 
5 days ago  
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Hope that guy was a groomsman, so that he could wear a tux and LOOK im-pot-ent as well


/ what, dialect jokes are out now, too?
// just as well
/// really a spoken joke anyway
 
5 days ago  
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"That's the most testiculous thing I ever heard."
 
5 days ago  
Now the word codpiece makes sense.
American Heritage Dictionary:
Cod (2):
1. Archaic A husk or pod.
2. Archaic The scrotum.
3. Obsolete A bag.
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

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I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

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5 days ago  
Have to admit, I first read that word as "testilicious"
 
5 days ago  

felching pen: Now the word codpiece makes sense.
American Heritage Dictionary:
Cod (2):
1. Archaic A husk or pod.
2. Archaic The scrotum.
3. Obsolete A bag.


So the English were all eating fried scrotum?

Actually, that explains a lot.
 
5 days ago  

The Irresponsible Captain: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

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I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

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Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?


His wife died.
 
5 days ago  

The Irresponsible Captain: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 592x343]

I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

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Well that explains this series of cartoons:
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5 days ago  

amigafin: [Fark user image 799x202]


Exam bug sheep map?

That makes no sense.

;o)
 
5 days ago  

west.la.lawyer: Testiculous sounds like the villain to a gay superhero.


What's everybody looking at?

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But really, their villains' names were more subtle.
 
5 days ago  
Well my pickemup has a new name.
 
5 days ago  
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maxandgrinch: west.la.lawyer: Testiculous sounds like the villain to a gay superhero.

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Today's food of the day...
Rice-A-Testosteroni: The San Francisco Treat.
 
5 days ago  
Name of a long lost member of GWAR?
 
5 days ago  
Later today -

MTV announces a new show: Testiculousness
 
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5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: The Irresponsible Captain: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 592x343]

I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

[Fark user image 425x289]

Well that explains this series of cartoons:
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I honestly cannot tell if that has been doctored from the way the original drawing was published or not.
 
5 days ago  
I think I will be using this for a while.  Even has a helpful picture demonstrating 'Testiculous'.

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5 days ago  

TWX: AdmirableSnackbar: The Irresponsible Captain: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 592x343]

I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

[Fark user image 425x289]

Well that explains this series of cartoons:
[i.redd.it image 850x657]

I honestly cannot tell if that has been doctored from the way the original drawing was published or not.


I'm not sure, but I think this one might have been doctored:
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5 days ago  

TWX: AdmirableSnackbar: The Irresponsible Captain: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 592x343]

I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

[Fark user image 425x289]

Well that explains this series of cartoons:
[i.redd.it image 850x657]

I honestly cannot tell if that has been doctored from the way the original drawing was published or not.


It's from his private collection on patreon.  He's into that kind of thing.
 
5 days ago  

Billy Liar: [Fark user image 592x343]

Hope that guy was a groomsman, so that he could wear a tux and LOOK im-pot-ent as well


/ what, dialect jokes are out now, too?
// just as well
/// really a spoken joke anyway


That was from a movie I saw 30 years ago. Hollywood Shuffle maybe? Coming to America?
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: TWX: AdmirableSnackbar: The Irresponsible Captain: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 592x343]

I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

[Fark user image 425x289]

Well that explains this series of cartoons:
[i.redd.it image 850x657]

I honestly cannot tell if that has been doctored from the way the original drawing was published or not.

I'm not sure, but I think this one might have been doctored:
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That one makes me giggle like an idiot every time...
 
5 days ago  

AdmirableSnackbar: The Irresponsible Captain: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: AdmirableSnackbar: Miriam-Webster subtweets are the best subtweets. They're like Baskin-Robbins, they always find out.

What are they sub-tweeting? I'm sure I missed something that would make this a heck of a lot funnier.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 592x343]

I had the same problem with swelling. I was able to solve it without a doctor.

[Fark user image 425x289]

Well that explains this series of cartoons:
[i.redd.it image 850x657]


Those always crack me up.

Because they are so authentic.
 
5 days ago  

sennoma: I think I will be using this for a while.  Even has a helpful picture demonstrating 'Testiculous'.

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The primary reason Tukkker is amplifying this is that he hopes it will depress vax rates in POC. The GOP base doesn't care about her at all.
 
5 days ago  

west.la.lawyer: funny, I heard that the moderna vaccine added length and girth to your ween.


Close, it really only happens after you get the Johnson booster
 
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