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(Times of Israel)   Prosecution witness in Netanyahu trial fell down an elevator shaft and landed on a plane crash to the back of the head. It was suicide, naturally   (timesofisrael.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Benjamin Netanyahu, Quid pro quo, Israel, Ministry, Crime, Bribery, Allegation, Israeli Jews  
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2021-09-14 11:14:59 AM  
Haim Geron was a former deputy director of the Communication Ministry; light plane he was piloting went down after apparent technical fault

Bad ball bearings and a leaky phetzer valve.
 
2021-09-14 12:31:25 PM  

Lambskincoat: Haim Geron was a former deputy director of the Communication Ministry; light plane he was piloting went down after apparent technical fault

Bad ball bearings and a leaky phetzer valve.


Front fell off.
 
2021-09-14 12:39:43 PM  
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2021-09-14 4:54:46 PM  
Prediction - this thread ain't never had a chance.
 
2021-09-14 4:54:58 PM  

Lambskincoat: Haim Geron was a former deputy director of the Communication Ministry; light plane he was piloting went down after apparent technical fault

Bad ball bearings and a leaky phetzer valve.


It's all ball bearings nowadays!
 
2021-09-14 4:56:22 PM  
Yeah but Hamas exists so both sides are bad and such as.
 
2021-09-14 4:56:30 PM  
Greek plane crash!!!

never fly with tomatoes, onions and feta.

/got nothin'.
 
2021-09-14 4:58:23 PM  
Repeat
 
2021-09-14 4:59:38 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Repeat


Pete and Repeat were sotting on a fence.  Pete fell off.  Who was left?
 
2021-09-14 5:00:10 PM  

derpes_simplex: TrollingForColumbine: Repeat

Pete and Repeat were sotting on a fence.  Pete fell off.  Who was left?


Never mind  getting my Facebook and fark mixed up
 
2021-09-14 5:00:44 PM  

derpes_simplex: TrollingForColumbine: Repeat

Pete and Repeat were sotting on a fence.  Pete fell off.  Who was left?


Whichever one Bibi told the assassin to leave alive.
 
2021-09-14 5:01:21 PM  
I got nothing. Cessnas are safe-ish. I'm just thinking maybe your general risk aversion might be to be a little more paranoid if you're a witness and the other side has "people".
 
2021-09-14 5:01:41 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Repeat


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IT WAS SUICIDE, NATURALLY!
 
2021-09-14 5:03:49 PM  
"technical fault"

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2021-09-14 5:05:04 PM  
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2021-09-14 5:06:12 PM  

wildcardjack: I got nothing. Cessnas are safe-ish. I'm just thinking maybe your general risk aversion might be to be a little more paranoid if you're a witness and the other side has "people".


As a non pilot, I don't ever wanna get in a cessna.
 
2021-09-14 5:08:19 PM  

edmo: Front fell off.


Take your funny and flee from this place.
 
2021-09-14 5:08:20 PM  

Lambskincoat: Haim Geron was a former deputy director of the Communication Ministry; light plane he was piloting went down after apparent technical fault

Bad ball bearings and a leaky phetzer valve.


Phetzer? Didn't even know 'er!
 
2021-09-14 5:08:39 PM  
95% of all aviation fatalities occur in private aircraft
An overwhelming majority of those, 83%, are self-piloted.
Another finger on the scale, 3/4 of all private plane crashes occur with a single family on board.

He was pretty much dead just boarding his plane.  But the kicker:

100% of all witnesses against Bibi will be prevented from testifying
 
2021-09-14 5:12:05 PM  
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2021-09-14 5:12:09 PM  

Lambskincoat: Haim Geron was a former deputy director of the Communication Ministry; light plane he was piloting went down after apparent technical fault

Bad ball bearings and a leaky phetzer valve.


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Small planes have a terrible safety record.
 
2021-09-14 5:19:24 PM  
Why do people who are witnesses to stuff always travel in light planes? They're just asking for trouble.
 
2021-09-14 5:26:39 PM  
He did get away with having Rabin killed.
 
2021-09-14 5:27:43 PM  

Weird Hal: He did get away with having Rabin killed.


Bibi is going to find it very entertaining when someone comes to visit him.
 
2021-09-14 5:33:08 PM  

born_yesterday: Lambskincoat: Haim Geron was a former deputy director of the Communication Ministry; light plane he was piloting went down after apparent technical fault

Bad ball bearings and a leaky phetzer valve.

It's all ball bearings nowadays!


"Don't tell me me business, boy!"
 
2021-09-14 5:36:18 PM  

goodncold: Greek plane crash!!!

never fly with tomatoes, onions and feta.

/got nothin'.


Spray some Windex on it.
/now I want a ji-roh
 
2021-09-14 5:50:30 PM  
Witness dies before the big man's trial?

What is this, Russia?
 
2021-09-14 5:53:47 PM  
Yeah it very well could have been a normal failure. However, I wouldn't be using something that is so easy to be sabotaged with someone like Netty as my enemy.
 
2021-09-14 5:55:38 PM  
One of these people live in Tel Aviv.

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2021-09-14 5:59:41 PM  
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2021-09-14 6:09:44 PM  

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Came here for this image, leaving satisfied
 
2021-09-14 6:15:08 PM  

Laobaojun: Witness dies before the big man's trial?

What is this, Russia?


No, this is a country led by an rarely elected tyrant who actually does influence US elections.
 
2021-09-14 6:53:37 PM  
Fantastic headline! Kudos subby.
 
2021-09-14 6:54:40 PM  
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2021-09-14 7:13:35 PM  
"Prosecution witness in Netanyahu trial and his wife killed in Greek plane crash"

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2021-09-14 11:23:55 PM  
Remember back when Mossad was about hunting down Nazis rather than protecting them?
 
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