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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Woman found naked inside storm drain. This is not a repeat from the other day   (nbc-2.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
I remember flushing a dead goldfish.  Took a few tries.  That must be a hell of a good toilet.
 
5 days ago  
Isn't that how The Penguin got started?
 
5 days ago  
To be fair, aren't most storm drains naked on the inside?
 
5 days ago  
Guess the Tfette thread?
 
5 days ago  
"Yeah I'm down here, but so are naked women. Honest. Come on down"
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5 days ago  
Covid treatment?
 
5 days ago  
How many supermodels can you fit in a shower?

I don't know, they keep slipping down the drain!
 
5 days ago  
Perhaps Pennywise was upping his game to lure teenage boys?
 
5 days ago  
near the Burlington Coat Factory...


If only they had some kind of heavy garment that could be used to cover nakedness.
 
5 days ago  

Barfmaker: Isn't that how The Penguin got started?


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5 days ago  
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We're all high on meth down here.
 
5 days ago  
Naked women in storm drains?
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
So, her legs were bound.
She was naked.
She was a guest at the hotel across the street.
Police say it's impossible for her to open the drain on her own.
They had to use hooks and a machine to lift the drain cover.
She doesn't remember anything.
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

dothemath: near the Burlington Coat Factory...


If only they had some kind of heavy garment that could be used to cover nakedness.


The fact that there is a Burlington Coat Factory in Florida should be the real news article.

Naked people... not so much.
 
5 days ago  
Was let go and told to quit clowning around.
 
5 days ago  

Walker: "Yeah I'm down here, but so are naked women. Honest. Come on down"
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"We're all naked down here."
 
5 days ago  
Came for the...

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I see all the references were covered.
 
5 days ago  
In my day, that's where we found naked women - in storm drains.  Now you got yer fancy innerwebs, with the pictures and the spam emails.
 
5 days ago  
Leave Stormy Daniels alone!
 
5 days ago  
Officials had to use special tools to save the woman from the drain.


"Special Tools"

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5 days ago  
How am I supposed to keep my mind out of the gutter now?!
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
From TFA:  "Officials had to use special tools to save the woman from the drain."

Special tools eh?  Tell me more...
 
5 days ago  
Someone has gone and thrown away a perfectly good ho.
 
5 days ago  
Great, now the C.H.U.D.S. are naked ? 2021 doesn't disappoint.
 
5 days ago  
I just keep wondering how florida continues to deliver
 
5 days ago  
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Did she look in the deadlights?
 
5 days ago  

jaivirtualcard: I just keep wondering how florida continues to deliver


A this point they're pretty much manufacturing it 24/7
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

BitwiseShift: Officials had to use special tools to save the woman from the drain.


"Special Tools"

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Piiipe. Piiipe

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5 days ago  

OgreMagi: Someone has gone and thrown away a perfectly good ho.


It's Florida, we've got plenty to spare.
 
5 days ago  

solokumba: dothemath: near the Burlington Coat Factory...


If only they had some kind of heavy garment that could be used to cover nakedness.

The fact that there is a Burlington Coat Factory in Florida should be the real news article.

Naked people... not so much.


I spent about 10 months in Key West for work (tough job, but someone's gotta do it) and would see joggers with parkas, winter hats, and gloves if the morning temps dropped into the low-mid 60s, which it often did in December and January.
There were only two Friday evenings where it was chilly enough for me to wear long pants on my bike ride to happy hour, but the rest of the time I was in shorts if I wasn't at work. One of my coworkers was fond of saying "It was so cold I had to wear pants."
 
5 days ago  
How did she get in there?

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Love this guy.
 
5 days ago  

Petey4335: BitwiseShift: Officials had to use special tools to save the woman from the drain.


"Special Tools"

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Piiipe. Piiipe

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Butthead's stuck in a pipe.
 
5 days ago  

The Devil's Bartender: So, her legs were bound.
She was naked.
She was a guest at the hotel across the street.
Police say it's impossible for her to open the drain on her own.
They had to use hooks and a machine to lift the drain cover.
She doesn't remember anything.
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I swear the last one that was found either murdered someone or was murdered by someone in TX
 
5 days ago  

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I recall a different version which is admittely dated but somehow still relevant.

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The Devil's Bartender: So, her legs were bound.
She was naked.
She was a guest at the hotel across the street.
Police say it's impossible for her to open the drain on her own.
They had to use hooks and a machine to lift the drain cover.
She doesn't remember anything.
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I moonlight as a TV Reporter but god damn I've seen some stupid shiat stories recently like this WTF are these guys learning in journalism school?! There is obviously more to this story so they should have grilled the police chief, detectives and witnesses instead of going for some random guy on the street for his oppinions. Is there a rapist/murderer on the loose and the woman was saved from certain death Jesus? Its treated with absolutely no seriousness. Jesus Christ no wonder no one trusts the news media anymore.
 
5 days ago  
I hate to point this out subby but on Fark doesn't the headline usually go something like:

Woman found naked in storm drain.  Dozens of police, firemen and ambulance drivers rush to the scene
 
5 days ago  

skinink: Leave Stormy Daniels alone!


I was going to say Fanne Fox.

/ Adjusts onion
 
5 days ago  
My best friend from middle school was arrested and confessed last year for murdering his wife and stuffing her remains in a storm drain in France.  Freaking disturbing.
 
5 days ago  
Let this be a lesson to you all: you have to check your traps frequently.
 
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5 days ago  

guestguy: How am I supposed to keep my mind out of the gutter now?!


At least your mind isn't at the sewage treatment plant.
 
5 days ago  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: My best friend from middle school was arrested and confessed last year for murdering his wife and stuffing her remains in a storm drain in France.  Freaking disturbing.


France is different man, best friends are forever.
 
5 days ago  
Did she heel herself down the drain?
 
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