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(NBC Washington)   There should be a lot of anti-vaxxers coming out of the woodwork to explain why this guy shouldn't have been arrested just because the unrestrained infant he was carrying in his lap while driving died when he wrecked   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
I can remember when people didn't get all freaked out about not having a car seat and they would just go ahead and drive with out a car seat

Man I so glad most people are farking idiots about that anymore
 
5 days ago  
His freedumb
 
5 days ago  
That poor little airbag.

/Happens to little dogs too.
 
5 days ago  

spongeboob: I can remember when people didn't get all freaked out about not having a car seat and they would just go ahead and drive with out a car seat

Man I so glad most people are farking idiots about that anymore


Are you having a stroke?
 
5 days ago  

spongeboob: I can remember when people didn't get all freaked out about not having a car seat and they would just go ahead and drive with out a car seat

Man I so glad most people are farking idiots about that anymore


"Back in MY day we didn't have car seats and I survived just fine!"
*Ignores all the kids who died or were maimed in car crashes*

See also: "Playground equipment today is making kids TOO SOFT."
 
5 days ago  
They don't come out of the woodwork. They rise from the muck and ooze.
 
5 days ago  
Mandating car seat use is marxisms!
 
5 days ago  
GQP faithful to send death threats to car seat manufacturers in 3...2...1...
 
5 days ago  
FTFA: "killed a toddler who was sitting unrestrained in the driver's lap"

There's wrong and there's wrong and then there's this.
 
5 days ago  
The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license.

This guy was truly free from the Marxist Safetycrats
 
5 days ago  
Umm, last time I checked, it was a LAW that you have to wear a seatbelt. Where's the LAW that dictates you have to take a vaccine where the goal posts are moved every other week?
 
5 days ago  

fiddlehead: spongeboob: I can remember when people didn't get all freaked out about not having a car seat and they would just go ahead and drive with out a car seat

Man I so glad most people are farking idiots about that anymore

"Back in MY day we didn't have car seats and I survived just fine!"
*Ignores all the kids who died or were maimed in car crashes*


I didn't die, ipso fatso car seats are useless.

/see also COVID-19
//I know what I said
 
5 days ago  
The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.
 
5 days ago  
Considering the driver's name is Jamaal, I somehow doubt the anti-vaxxers care.
 
5 days ago  
But this kid had the pre-existing condition of being a toddler, so the death doesn't count.
 
5 days ago  
Should be a manslaughter charge plus it would honestly nor surprise me if it was deliberate murder.
 
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5 days ago  

fiddlehead: spongeboob: I can remember when people didn't get all freaked out about not having a car seat and they would just go ahead and drive with out a car seat

Man I so glad most people are farking idiots about that anymore

"Back in MY day we didn't have car seats and I survived just fine!"
*Ignores all the kids who died or were maimed in car crashes*

See also: "Playground equipment today is making kids TOO SOFT."


As the father of a four year old that lives in a city that started specifically renovating the playgrounds of our muncipal parks, I can assure you that the playground equipment still has plenty of potential to cause injury.

They've improved coatings to make them resistant to heating up so badly, they've switched the kinds of joints to avoid leaving jagged welds or pipe fittings, changed fasteners to use acorn nuts and allen-head bolts, and they have switched slides from metal to plastic in order to further keep temps down, but the railings, platforms, monkey bars, columns, etc, all still hard metal.

So it's less risky than it was, but parents still need to supervise their young children as a kid falling off of a ladder or tripping on steps will still hurt themselves plenty in the process.
 
5 days ago  

Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.


Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
The Lincoln continued into oncoming traffic, sideswiping a 2017 Ford F-150 and colliding head on with a 2019 Ford F-350, pushing the F-350 into a 2018 Mercedes GLE 350.


Just how fast were they going? No mention in the article.
 
5 days ago  
When I was a kid my dad would let me sit on his lap and steer.
My mom would leave me in the car alone while she went in some place. All the time.
My grandparents smoked in the car. With the windows up.

I think not going to jail was enough to make my family proud.
I can only imagine the parents of today who bend over backwards to make life easy for their kids and then they turn out to be pieces of shiat anyway. That must be tough.
 
5 days ago  
I'd oppose mandatory injection of vehicle restraints if that helps
 
5 days ago  
I heard from Fox News that toddler suicide is on the rise and it's because the Libs are trying to capture babies and eat them.
 
5 days ago  

Abox: I'd oppose mandatory injection of vehicle restraints if that helps


It helps you sound stupid.

If that helps.
 
5 days ago  

HotWingConspiracy: Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.

Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?


Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.
 
5 days ago  

wrenchboy: The Lincoln continued into oncoming traffic, sideswiping a 2017 Ford F-150 and colliding head on with a 2019 Ford F-350, pushing the F-350 into a 2018 Mercedes GLE 350.


Just how fast were they going? No mention in the article.


The toddler probably fell on the gas pedal/got caught under the brake pedal.
 
5 days ago  

Robinfro: HotWingConspiracy: Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.

Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?

Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.


That goalpost moved all the way across the field within two posts. Well done.

So, yes: laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration do, in fact, reduce vehicular accidents. Thank you for inquiring.
 
5 days ago  

Robinfro: HotWingConspiracy: Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.

Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?

Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.


How do you know, do you have a society that doesn't license and register vehicles to compare to?
 
5 days ago  

Abox: Robinfro: HotWingConspiracy: Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.

Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?

Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.

How do you know, do you have a society that doesn't license and register vehicles to compare to?


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5 days ago  
So glad when I was a kid we had carseats.

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5 days ago  

dothemath: spongeboob: I can remember when people didn't get all freaked out about not having a car seat and they would just go ahead and drive with out a car seat

Man I so glad most people are farking idiots about that anymore

Are you having a stroke?


Probably
Want my stuff if I die?
 
5 days ago  

Robinfro: HotWingConspiracy: Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.

Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?

Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.


Holy shiat you are stupid.
 
5 days ago  

Catsaregreen: Umm, last time I checked, it was a LAW that you have to wear a seatbelt. Where's the LAW that dictates you have to take a vaccine where the goal posts are moved every other week?


Those goalposts haven't been moved since the vaccine became available.
 
5 days ago  
Csb:

My dad's a musician and has always owned vans.

In the old cab over ones, I used to sit on the engine hump in between the driver and passenger which had no seatbelts.

One time, on a particularly windy road I got car sick and barfed in the closest vessel that I could projectile to - it happened to be into my dad's rum and coke in the center console; boy did I get my hide tanned for ruining his drink.

/csb.
 
5 days ago  

Catsaregreen: Umm, last time I checked, it was a LAW that you have to wear a seatbelt. Where's the LAW that dictates you have to take a vaccine where the goal posts are moved every other week?


That's the one you're going with, huh? I'd hate to see what nonsense you scraped for being too dumb to post.
 
5 days ago  

Catsaregreen: Umm, last time I checked, it was a LAW that you have to wear a seatbelt. Where's the LAW that dictates you have to take a vaccine where the goal posts are moved every other week?


Yer gonna let some LAW tell you how you kin raise yer kids?
 
5 days ago  
Welcome to my childhood:

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5 days ago  

Robinfro: HotWingConspiracy: Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.

Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?

Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.


I look forward to reading your peer-reviewed study which confirms this.

\what?  You were just talking out of your ass?  You don't say...
 
5 days ago  

Armyrec1: Welcome to my childhood:

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That looks pretty safe.  This was mine:
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And we'd be throwing rocks at road signs from the bed of the pickup, not just sitting there dangerously...
 
5 days ago  

Catsaregreen: Umm, last time I checked, it was a LAW that you have to wear a seatbelt. Where's the LAW that dictates you have to take a vaccine where the goal posts are moved every other week?


Exactly which goalposts are moved "every other week"?  Be specific in your answer, and include reputable sources.
 
5 days ago  
Was the child's name Takata?

/Too soon?
//How about now?
 
5 days ago  

Robinfro: Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.


Registration isn't intended to reduce firearm crime. It's intended to give victims, or their families, recourse in the "unlikely" event a Responsible Gun Owner shoots them. As we know, every gun owner is a Responsible Gun Owner until they're not. But everybody gets at least one freebee.
 
5 days ago  

RobotSpider: Was the child's name Takata?

/Too soon?
//How about now?


You owe me a keyboard.

/ and an aisle seat ticket
 
5 days ago  
Drew, do you just have one particular admin who needs to wank off to covid threads greenlighting stuff, or is there a quota or something. I know its been like an hour since the last circlejerk....but i mean this one is a stretch.
 
5 days ago  

Catsaregreen: Umm, last time I checked, it was a LAW that you have to wear a seatbelt. Where's the LAW that dictates you have to take a vaccine where the goal posts are moved every other week?


the LAW in question is in the same place you pulled that question out of, your ass.
 
5 days ago  
Something darwinian about all this.  Now, if he doesn't have any other kids, maybe another generation will be smarter.
 
5 days ago  

Robinfro: Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.


It does. Try and make it very far without a registered car. Yeah maybe you get away with it for a while, but eventually a plate reader somewhere is going to go, "Uhh, stop this guy" to a cop.

Source: Got pulled over because wife and i both thought the other one handled the registration on "her" car, which is actually registered to me, and "my car" which is actually registered to her.
 
5 days ago  

Robinfro: HotWingConspiracy: Robinfro: The driver of the Lincoln, 41-year-old Jamaal Lowery of Woodbridge, is charged with child endangerment, reckless driving and driving without a license. He is being held without bond.

If only there were laws about training, mandatory licensing and registration, these needless shootings car accident deaths would never ever happen again.

Why do you come here to make yourself sound stupid?

Because it's fun. And because every single gun thread, there's multiple people saying that licensing and registration will reduce firearm crime. Just like licensing and registration reduces vehicle crimes. Which obviously it doesn't.


you are confusing REDUCTION with ELMINATION.

licensing and registration of motor vehicles most certainly reduces "vehicle crimes"...or in the case of the discussion ACTUALLY at hand, reduces the number of vehicle related fatalities....so do numerous laws governing the improved safety of designs for said vehicles.

State have a mandatory vehicle inspection requirement? then fewer people driving around with dangerously unsafe cars and trucks.

or is your argument that if a law is 110% effective at eliminating something it "just doesn't work"?

which would be small minded and ignorant.
 
5 days ago  

Stratohead: which would be small minded and ignorant.


Typical of an American conservative mindset, which breeds all-or-nothing, black-and-white, in-group vs. out-group thinking.

/it may be too much to say that they think in Piaget's preoperational stage
//mainly because I'm not a developmental psychologist, so I'm probably not being accurate
 
5 days ago  

Catsaregreen: Umm, last time I checked, it was a LAW that you have to wear a seatbelt. Where's the LAW that dictates you have to take a vaccine where the goal posts are moved every other week?


Tell me you don't understand viruses or vaccines without telling me you don't know shiat.
 
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