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(BBC)   North Wales coastguards warn against goatse lfies or at least that's what I thought I read at first   (bbc.co.uk) divider line
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5 days ago  
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a horn in the arse."
 
5 days ago  
They used to call me Jones the coal miner, but you take ONE goat selfie...
 
5 days ago  
I kinda wish they'd stop interfering with the process of natural selection.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Anyone know the make and model of goatse watch?
 
5 days ago  
Subby, your headline is quite a stretch.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I have the camera for those selfies.

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I am of Welsh, Irish, and English descent.

I cannot read a word of Welsh. It seems like a complete nonsense language to me. It disobeys all the rules of English as I was taught them. Looking at their written language is like seeing where someone ate alpha-bits, alphabet soup, and ABCs-123s pasta and then puked all over the place, forming "words".

I'd love to know how to speak the languages of my ancestors, but I think I'd have a far easier time with Gaelic, and that's no picnic. I'm pretty certain I have a better chance of growing a tail than learning Welsh at this point in my life.
 
5 days ago  
Oblig:
Liam Dutton nails pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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5 days ago  

WilderKWight: Welsh, Irish, and English descent.


Bad temper, drunk, and have poor oral hygiene?
 
5 days ago  

WilderKWight: I am of Welsh, Irish, and English descent.

I cannot read a word of Welsh. It seems like a complete nonsense language to me. It disobeys all the rules of English as I was taught them. Looking at their written language is like seeing where someone ate alpha-bits, alphabet soup, and ABCs-123s pasta and then puked all over the place, forming "words".

I'd love to know how to speak the languages of my ancestors, but I think I'd have a far easier time with Gaelic, and that's no picnic. I'm pretty certain I have a better chance of growing a tail than learning Welsh at this point in my life.


Just sound it out.
 
5 days ago  

WilderKWight: I am of Welsh, Irish, and English descent.

I cannot read a word of Welsh. It seems like a complete nonsense language to me. It disobeys all the rules of English as I was taught them. Looking at their written language is like seeing where someone ate alpha-bits, alphabet soup, and ABCs-123s pasta and then puked all over the place, forming "words".

I'd love to know how to speak the languages of my ancestors, but I think I'd have a far easier time with Gaelic, and that's no picnic. I'm pretty certain I have a better chance of growing a tail than learning Welsh at this point in my life.


Me too. Gaelic gives me indigestion.
 
5 days ago  
Mmm, roast goat.
 
5 days ago  
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GOAT?
 
5 days ago  
Tourist:  What's with all the goats.
Welshman:  Llandudno
 
5 days ago  
Patio goats are a must-have for the Fall party scene this year.
 
5 days ago  
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle goatse ifies
 
5 days ago  
I first read the headline as goatse flies, and was really hesitant about perusing this thread.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

WilderKWight: I am of Welsh, Irish, and English descent.

I cannot read a word of Welsh. It seems like a complete nonsense language to me. It disobeys all the rules of English as I was taught them.


Well, yeah. It's a different language. Different languages do have different orthographies.

Looking at their written language is like seeing where someone ate alpha-bits, alphabet soup, and ABCs-123s pasta and then puked all over the place, forming "words".

I'd love to know how to speak the languages of my ancestors, but I think I'd have a far easier time with Gaelic, and that's no picnic.


I don't think you'd have greater success with Gaelic if the concept of Welsh bothers you. For example, I'm from Aberdeen. In Scots Gaelic, it's called Obar Dheathain.

/But they're both Celtic languages, just from different branches, so learning Scots or Irish Gaelic would probably help if you want to go on to learn Welsh.
 
5 days ago  
New filter? Or just overzealous Tagliner?
 
5 days ago  
If they goats butt you onto the rocks below, they have to send three ambulances to pick you up.  Not because you'd be smashed into smithereens but it takes three ambulances just to spell the word ambulance in Cymraeg.  In South Wales they use a different word.


//actually Ambiwlans
 
5 days ago  
Subby wins a ring.  Wear it with honor.

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I prefer cakes.
 
5 days ago  

Schmerd1948: WilderKWight: I am of Welsh, Irish, and English descent.

I cannot read a word of Welsh. It seems like a complete nonsense language to me. It disobeys all the rules of English as I was taught them. Looking at their written language is like seeing where someone ate alpha-bits, alphabet soup, and ABCs-123s pasta and then puked all over the place, forming "words".

I'd love to know how to speak the languages of my ancestors, but I think I'd have a far easier time with Gaelic, and that's no picnic. I'm pretty certain I have a better chance of growing a tail than learning Welsh at this point in my life.

Me too. Gaelic gives me indigestion.


I love Gaelic. Póg mo thoin.
 
5 days ago  

Snargi: Schmerd1948: WilderKWight: I am of Welsh, Irish, and English descent.

I cannot read a word of Welsh. It seems like a complete nonsense language to me. It disobeys all the rules of English as I was taught them. Looking at their written language is like seeing where someone ate alpha-bits, alphabet soup, and ABCs-123s pasta and then puked all over the place, forming "words".

I'd love to know how to speak the languages of my ancestors, but I think I'd have a far easier time with Gaelic, and that's no picnic. I'm pretty certain I have a better chance of growing a tail than learning Welsh at this point in my life.

Me too. Gaelic gives me indigestion.

I love Gaelic. Póg mo thoin.


Bésame el trasero, amigo.
 
5 days ago  
Are you whales from Scotland?

Sorry I'm so late.
 
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