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2021-09-14 8:01:26 AM  
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2021-09-14 8:11:59 AM  
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2021-09-14 8:14:24 AM  
Apparently the "Covid Bunker" didn't work out very well...
 
2021-09-14 8:29:52 AM  
COVID hasn't killed anyone really awful yet, we even gave it Trump and it couldn't deliver, so it owes us. I'll take a Putin as a partial make-up.
 
2021-09-14 8:45:33 AM  
Putin on the Ritz

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2021-09-14 9:20:39 AM  
Fortunately he has that horse of his so he can get the good medicine without any hassle.
 
2021-09-14 9:21:17 AM  
God I hope he dies.
 
2021-09-14 9:21:26 AM  
I thought for an instant that said "self immolate" and got excited.
 
2021-09-14 9:21:39 AM  
Putin doesn't catch Covid, Covid catches Putin!

/Just a joke relax
//Getting in before the others
///AT least I didn't do a soviet russia joke.
 
2021-09-14 9:22:28 AM  
God would I love for him to have it...and for his end to be slow and excruciatingly painful
 
2021-09-14 9:24:04 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Putin on the Ritz

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Side note:  I look forward to the "Putin on the fritz" headline when his obituary goes green.
 
2021-09-14 9:24:20 AM  
I'm on team Covid.
 
2021-09-14 9:24:26 AM  
Is the Sputnik V vaccine actually effective or is it just rebranded krokodil?
 
2021-09-14 9:25:09 AM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Is the Sputnik V vaccine actually effective or is it just rebranded krokodil?


Yes and also yes.
 
2021-09-14 9:27:19 AM  
Out of curiosity... what evil dictator-heir-apparent is there? Because I know there is a plan...
 
2021-09-14 9:30:17 AM  
There's a non zero chance he's already dead. Except, of course we're in this timeline.
 
2021-09-14 9:34:45 AM  
Putin is probably just purging his inner circle of oligarchs under the guise of COVID. Oh, he fell on a COVID and died.,
 
2021-09-14 9:34:48 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: God I hope he dies.


If there is a God... and God loves dishing out karma, then Putin's death should be very slow and very painful.
 
2021-09-14 9:34:49 AM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Is the Sputnik V vaccine actually effective or is it just rebranded krokodil?


We're currently looking at: Moderna = Pfizer > Astra >> Sputnik >>> J&J >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SinoVac

Sputnik is showing promise as the vaccine best suited for impoverished and rural areas since it apparently does not have the refrigeration requirements of Moderna and Pfizer, last I read.
 
2021-09-14 9:36:22 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Putin is probably just purging his inner circle of oligarchs under the guise of COVID. Oh, he fell on a COVID and died.,


Fell on a COVID spike protein
 
2021-09-14 9:41:21 AM  

Barfmaker: COVID hasn't killed anyone really awful yet, we even gave it Trump and it couldn't deliver, so it owes us. I'll take a Putin as a partial make-up.


What about the Another One Bites the Dust pastor?
 
2021-09-14 9:41:24 AM  
If he's weakened, I have a feeling someone in his inner circle will finish him off.

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2021-09-14 9:42:38 AM  
C'mon covid! Don't give up!
 
2021-09-14 9:45:38 AM  
You have to hand it to the Russians - they're efficient.  Every day between 17,000-18,000 Russians dutifully catch the virus, and between 700-800 die.  It's been that way for quite a while.
 
2021-09-14 9:53:30 AM  
I mean. Putin and Assad would be a double stamp in the covid free coffee card as far as I'm concerned
 
2021-09-14 10:00:26 AM  

bobug: Out of curiosity... what evil dictator-heir-apparent is there? Because I know there is a plan...


That's kind of what I wonder too.  I mean, he'll die eventually, even if it's just from old age (he's 68 in a country where the average life expectancy for men is 65).  What will happen to Russia when that happens?
 
2021-09-14 10:02:05 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Putin on the Ritz

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Where did he get a hazmat suit made out of American cheese?

/and where can I get one?
 
2021-09-14 10:02:09 AM  

Outshined_One: We're currently looking at: Moderna = Pfizer > Astra >> Sputnik >>> J&J >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SinoVac


Perhaps at the time of vaccination. Despite it's high initial efficacy, Pfizer (and the RNA vaccines in general) have a steeper drop-off over time than the others.

Based on research out of the UK, there is an inflection point where your protection actually drops below that of the "lesser" vaccines.

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Lots of people talk shiat about the viral vector vaccines like AstraZeneca and J&J but in the long run they may actually provide better protection. We'll all get enjoy boosters at some point. And probably many more of them over the years.
 
2021-09-14 10:04:03 AM  

wxboy: bobug: Out of curiosity... what evil dictator-heir-apparent is there? Because I know there is a plan...

That's kind of what I wonder too.  I mean, he'll die eventually, even if it's just from old age (he's 68 in a country where the average life expectancy for men is 65).  What will happen to Russia when that happens?


He's probably limited his vodak consumption to less than a bottle a day, so I'd expect him to beat the average.
 
2021-09-14 10:05:40 AM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Is the Sputnik V vaccine actually effective or is it just rebranded krokodil?


He has pfizer or moderna.  No way he was risking his health on the Russian made Vax, that's for the common people.
 
2021-09-14 10:06:13 AM  
Great. Another convert to the Gyna Flu theory. Or was he the source all along?
 
2021-09-14 10:09:46 AM  
 
2021-09-14 10:11:02 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: God I hope he dies.


Too late. Trump has been and gone and is now playing the lead in "The Once and Future King" on Broadway. The agit prop will go on without Putin. In fact, I think Trump getting it again and dying from "The Big D" would fail to undo half the damage that four years of Trump in the Witless House has done.

My theory that the way to fight wars is through assassination of the people who start them has a few bugs to work out. What if the culprits really are We the People, as a recently purchased liberal-left conspiracy tome suggests?

What if the problem is not a lack of leadership, but the people who choose the leaders?
 
2021-09-14 10:12:21 AM  

alltim: https://www.nytimes.com/1983/11/08/wo​r​ld/andropov-illness-is-believed-grave.​html


Of course it was grave. He was dead for years before we heard he was even sick. His body, on the other hand, was in a glass case which kept it alive like Michael Jackson's oxygen bed.
 
2021-09-14 10:13:30 AM  

wxboy: bobug: Out of curiosity... what evil dictator-heir-apparent is there? Because I know there is a plan...

That's kind of what I wonder too.  I mean, he'll die eventually, even if it's just from old age (he's 68 in a country where the average life expectancy for men is 65).  What will happen to Russia when that happens?


Yeah, because wishing death on him may mean a worse person assumes the mantle.
 
2021-09-14 10:20:57 AM  

Dack48: KarmicDisaster: Putin is probably just purging his inner circle of oligarchs under the guise of COVID. Oh, he fell on a COVID and died.,

Fell on a COVID spike protein


He named his AK COVID-19.
 
2021-09-14 10:29:15 AM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Is the Sputnik V vaccine actually effective or is it just rebranded krokodil?


Jokes on you, it's just vodka...
 
2021-09-14 10:38:28 AM  
Huh

Guess he was at Mat A Lago within the past couple weeks.
 
2021-09-14 10:51:37 AM  

brantgoose: What if the problem is not a lack of leadership, but the people who choose the leaders?


You mean the oligarchs that control the narrative and the purse strings?  We're down Koch (1 to go), Adelson is gone.  If the Mercers, those Amway farkers, the entire executives and boards of Exxon and a bunch of other oil companies got wiped out...we might make some progress in this country.

/Mike Lindell can live because he's farking pathetic.
//TFG doesn't count in this conversation because we're talking about rich people.
 
2021-09-14 10:52:41 AM  

bobug: wxboy: bobug: Out of curiosity... what evil dictator-heir-apparent is there? Because I know there is a plan...

That's kind of what I wonder too.  I mean, he'll die eventually, even if it's just from old age (he's 68 in a country where the average life expectancy for men is 65).  What will happen to Russia when that happens?

Yeah, because wishing death on him may mean a worse person assumes the mantle.


While there's no bottom...things could go up too.  Let's roll those dice!
 
2021-09-14 10:58:41 AM  
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2021-09-14 10:59:07 AM  
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/Wonder if there will be any similarity
 
2021-09-14 11:15:33 AM  

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/Wonder if there will be any similarity


I put that on, not even knowing it was a dark comedy.  What a great movie!
 
2021-09-14 11:16:53 AM  
That staffer was vaccinated and recently got "revaccinated," Putin said

Ahhh... "revaccinated" is what that is called these days. Also why isn't Putin bare chest wrestling COVID in to submission? I mean I thought this guy was the man's man? Why's he hiding away like Donald Trump in a bunker?
 
2021-09-14 11:22:53 AM  

Nimbull: That staffer was vaccinated and recently got "revaccinated," Putin said

Ahhh... "revaccinated" is what that is called these days. Also why isn't Putin bare chest wrestling COVID in to submission? I mean I thought this guy was the man's man? Why's he hiding away like Donald Trump in a bunker?


The staffer was revaccinated with standard Soviet 7.62×39mm lead injection.
 
2021-09-14 11:24:21 AM  

lolmao500: Putin met with Assad yesterday... if we're lucky, Assad got it from someone in the Kremlin and is gonna farking die like he should have 10 years ago.


Right?!? Like some kind of super evil salamander this f*cking guy just?
 
2021-09-14 11:24:42 AM  
C'mon, COVID ... killing Pooty wouldn't be as great as killing Ex-President Useless farkwad, but we'd really appreciate it all the same.
 
2021-09-14 11:25:21 AM  

soopey: Nimbull: That staffer was vaccinated and recently got "revaccinated," Putin said

Ahhh... "revaccinated" is what that is called these days. Also why isn't Putin bare chest wrestling COVID in to submission? I mean I thought this guy was the man's man? Why's he hiding away like Donald Trump in a bunker?

The staffer was revaccinated with standard Soviet 7.62×39mm lead injection.


And the action verb is "ventilated"
 
2021-09-14 11:26:33 AM  

hugram: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: God I hope he dies.

If there is a God... and God loves dishing out karma, then Putin's death should be very slow and very painful.


So polonium tea?
 
2021-09-14 11:32:35 AM  

wxboy: bobug: Out of curiosity... what evil dictator-heir-apparent is there? Because I know there is a plan...

That's kind of what I wonder too.  I mean, he'll die eventually, even if it's just from old age (he's 68 in a country where the average life expectancy for men is 65).  What will happen to Russia when that happens?


Power vacuum followed by infighting.
The Russian constitution may have contingencies on who fills whatever office Pooty's currently occupying, but he's been gathering power to himself, not the office, for over 20 years. So far as I know, he isn't grooming a successor, so all that goes up for grabs as soon as he pops his clogs.
It's not going to be pretty.
 
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