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(Live Science)   Article lists "the weirdest creatures to wash ashore". Your mom surprisingly not listed   (livescience.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
She doesn't wash at sea, what makes you think she'd wash ashore?
 
5 days ago  
In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.
 
5 days ago  

Odd Bird: In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.


Your mom wasn't listed, Subby, but her dinner certainly was!

Got you again, Trebek!
 
5 days ago  

Odd Bird: In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.


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5 days ago  

Nurglitch: Odd Bird: In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.

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I hate you.
 
5 days ago  

lindalouwho: Nurglitch: Odd Bird: In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.

[Fark user image image 425x283]

I hate you.


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5 days ago  
Been playing Death Stranding lately, so I'm getting a kick.

/I know, I know. This isn't the Friday Fark Gaming thread.
 
5 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: lindalouwho: Nurglitch: Odd Bird: In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.

[Fark user image image 425x283]

I hate you.

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It got ahold of Lance Armstrong?
 
5 days ago  

Odd Bird: In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.


I cough mine up on a daily basis but still have no idea how I'm supposed to be eating with this thing.
 
5 days ago  

lindalouwho: Nurglitch: Odd Bird: In 2019, a California beach became the scene of a mass penis fish beaching. The 10-inch-long (25 centimeter), plump and pink marine worm is also known as a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo). The worm's phallic shape is perfect for a life of building burrows in the intertidal zone and catching food with a coughed-up mucus net.

Grateful I'm not awake enough to be repulsed yet disappointed I can't do anything with that.
/though I'm sure subby's mom could.

[Fark user image image 425x283]

I hate you.


All worms are beautiful in Grandfather Nurgle's eye.
 
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