Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(PC Gamer)   I was promised Fantastic 4 powers, but all I got was a little help with Mario   (pcgamer.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Electron, Super Mario 64, Mario, Princess Peach, Luigi, Platform game, Super Mario Sunshine, single bit flip  
•       •       •

646 clicks; posted to STEM » on 14 Sep 2021 at 4:25 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



8 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
Fantastic 4 Powers???  Who TF wants those?  Maybe Johnny's or Sue's - if we put Franklin in as an option, I call DIBS.

Personally, I'd prefer Capt Marvel's or equivalent - if I'm being picky.  It's okay to Hate Superman for being a giant boy scout, But I'd be happy as hell to wake up with That broken OP power set.
 
db2
5 days ago  
Someone had an unexplained boss skip in Blaster Master at GDQ a few years ago, and I think cosmic rays were on the table for that one too.
 
5 days ago  
Interesting excuse/explanation. I have to remember to only use it once per person.

Wife: What the hell? Lipstick on your collar?!
Me: Must be cosmic rays
Wife: Oh ok then :)

Boss: Did you turn off the hypervisor?!
Me: no, probably cosmic rays
Boss: of course, I was thinking that too

IRS: You owe $35,000
Me: Cosmic rays, bro
IRS: $35,000, sir
Me: Bro! The cosmic rays owe $35,000, not me
IRS: ok, now I'm charging you with lying to a federal agent, plus fines and late fees on that $35,000 you owe us. Arrest him, boys .... Wait ... Where did he go? Impossible! How did he escape?

/Cosmic rays
 
5 days ago  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Interesting excuse/explanation. I have to remember to only use it once per person.

Wife: What the hell? Lipstick on your collar?!
Me: Must be cosmic rays
Wife: Oh ok then :)

Boss: Did you turn off the hypervisor?!
Me: no, probably cosmic rays
Boss: of course, I was thinking that too

IRS: You owe $35,000
Me: Cosmic rays, bro
IRS: $35,000, sir
Me: Bro! The cosmic rays owe $35,000, not me
IRS: ok, now I'm charging you with lying to a federal agent, plus fines and late fees on that $35,000 you owe us. Arrest him, boys .... Wait ... Where did he go? Impossible! How did he escape?

/Cosmic rays


Hey, if you can show any of those things happened due to a single transistor state chage, go for it.
 
5 days ago  
We got a bug yesterday that no one can reproduce. Seems like it's time to close it and mark it "cosmic rays".
 
5 days ago  
zak-site.comView Full Size

That fool Richards does not know cosmic rays from shinola
 
5 days ago  
i.pinimg.comView Full Size

Richard's perversions know no bounds! Small wonder he is named "Reed!"
 
Displayed 8 of 8 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.