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(The Sun)   Old and busted: Hot Tub Time Machine. New hotness: Hot Tub Death Machine (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-09-13 5:45:44 PM  
Poor old guy wanted the hot to relax in. He got a lot more relaxation then he bargained for in the end.
 
2021-09-13 7:29:03 PM  
Does this mean the BBQ is cancelled?
 
2021-09-13 7:32:23 PM  

The Devil's Bartender: Does this mean the BBQ is cancelled?


Will they order a new hot tub?
Are the neighbors invited to try it out?
 
2021-09-13 7:35:50 PM  
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2021-09-13 7:36:04 PM  
Nasty way to go....

/ THE GREATER GOOD
 
2021-09-13 7:36:32 PM  
James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party - SNL
Youtube xeSwrFKFNFw
 
2021-09-13 7:36:56 PM  
Man in his 70s killed after being crushed by a hot tub falling from a crane into a garden as cops rush to scene

Headline makes it seem like it was a ticking clock kind of thing:

--oh no, the hot tub is falling from the crane
--cops: better rush to the scene, fast!
--old man: I'm in my 70s, aaarghhh!
--cops: well damn, looks like he's crushed. Dead.  We didn't make it here on time.  Hot tub is pretty much stuffed as well
 
2021-09-13 7:37:05 PM  
Quick, give me 2500 words. All you have to work with is that a hot tub killed a 70 year old man.
 
2021-09-13 7:38:20 PM  
The man in his 70s was seriously hurt by the tub which is believed to have fallen from a height

If it had fallen from a breadth, a weight or a depth, or even a length, maybe, but not a height.
 
2021-09-13 7:38:24 PM  
I have such a soft spot for those movies and want a third, dammit. Also, they guys waiting for the bellhop to lose his arm is how I feel waiting around for a civil war to start in the US. No idea how it's going to happen, just know it's going to happen.

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2021-09-13 7:39:28 PM  
Best kill in  Halloween 2
 
2021-09-13 7:41:30 PM  
Is there insurance for that? To defray funeral and burial costs?
 
2021-09-13 7:43:35 PM  

Jake Havechek: Is there insurance for that? To defray funeral and burial costs?


He got squashed by a hot tub. They probably just used a garden hose to wash the bits that were left down the nearest storm drain.
 
2021-09-13 7:44:52 PM  
I'd like a dip in the spa with this little lovely
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2021-09-13 7:49:58 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd like a dip in the spa with this little lovely
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It seems unsporting to have a go at a vehicle when it's stuck.
 
2021-09-13 7:53:39 PM  
Zombie kill of the week
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2021-09-13 7:54:54 PM  
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2021-09-13 7:57:07 PM  
Hot Fuzz (5/10) Movie CLIP - Kill the Messenger (2007) HD
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(NSFW)
 
2021-09-13 8:02:00 PM  
Never never never go under a suspended load.
 
2021-09-13 8:06:16 PM  
Seems legit
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2021-09-13 8:07:30 PM  

janzee: Seems legit
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They have one 5 star review? Wow, they must be awesome!
 
2021-09-13 8:07:33 PM  

Huntceet: Never never never go under a suspended load.


My thought exactly, what fark was he doing out there?

How long can it possibly take to crane it in?

Probably not very long even if you do secure it properly
 
2021-09-13 8:07:36 PM  
So who's up for a quick soothing dip?
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2021-09-13 8:07:58 PM  

Jake Havechek: janzee: Seems legit
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They have one 5 star review? Wow, they must be awesome!


It'll offset review two for sure.
 
2021-09-13 8:11:19 PM  
"Aw, shiat."

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2021-09-13 8:27:25 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd like a dip in the spa with this little lovely
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Seems to me that most UK cops are the equivalent to US crossing guards.
 
2021-09-13 8:29:13 PM  
Hot Tub Death Machine is the name of my _______ cover band.

I'm too lazy to make this joke someone fill that in for me.
 
2021-09-13 8:47:39 PM  
Baker Piano Drop 2007
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skip to 2:50
 
2021-09-13 8:48:51 PM  
It wasn't his hot tub or his garden. He was working for the company delivering the hot tub.
 
2021-09-13 8:49:39 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd like a dip in the spa with this little lovely
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Dude... not now.

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2021-09-13 8:53:37 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd like a dip in the spa with this little lovely
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Young and attractive girl in a police uniform and something to do with a time machine?  Been done.

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2021-09-13 9:15:19 PM  
That fark poster who's always going on about how they should offer pre pay-post death cleanup of your rotten corpse. They have a point.
 
2021-09-13 9:21:34 PM  
Everyone who works with lifts knows you should never ever get under one, but does anyway.  I don't say this in a holier than thou way - goodness knows I take risks from time to time.  It's just one of those things that people get away with until someone doesn't.
 
2021-09-13 9:49:20 PM  

princhester: Everyone who works with lifts knows you should never ever get under one, but does anyway.  I don't say this in a holier than thou way - goodness knows I take risks from time to time.  It's just one of those things that people get away with until someone doesn't.


I believe this is a case of the neighbor coming out to see what all the commotion was and getting squished.

/drtfa
 
2021-09-13 10:24:21 PM  

Huntceet: Never never never go under a suspended load.


my wife's been using this excuse for weeks :(
 
2021-09-13 10:29:12 PM  

Wobambo: I have such a soft spot for those movies and want a third, dammit. Also, they guys waiting for the bellhop to lose his arm is how I feel waiting around for a civil war to start in the US. No idea how it's going to happen, just know it's going to happen.

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no, its not going to happen.  stop with that crap.
 
2021-09-13 10:48:13 PM  
Starring the next Phoebe Cates?

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2021-09-13 10:53:51 PM  

Noah_Tall: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd like a dip in the spa with this little lovely
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Young and attractive girl in a police uniform and something to do with a time machine?  Been done.

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Unf. Karen Gillan
 
2021-09-13 11:22:02 PM  
I didn't read the comments. Because no reference to HTTM can be busted. HHTM IS ALWAYS AND FOREVER!
 
2021-09-13 11:30:08 PM  
I didn't realize we were due for a violent remake of Gnomeo and Juliet already but here we are in Guy Richie territory.
 
2021-09-14 3:06:54 AM  

Huntceet: Never never never go under a suspended load.


This. They should have had a perimeter setup. Poor Matt.
 
2021-09-14 10:18:02 AM  

Bob The Nob: Huntceet: Never never never go under a suspended load.

This. They should have had a perimeter setup. Poor Matt.


Who's flat? Was it Matt's flat?
 
2021-09-14 10:51:58 AM  

Amelia Earhart's Black Box: Bob The Nob: Huntceet: Never never never go under a suspended load.

This. They should have had a perimeter setup. Poor Matt.

Who's flat? Was it Matt's flat?


It is now.
 
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