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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Today's 'News from The Far Side' headline: No bull: Scientists potty train cows to use 'MooLoo'   (wfaa.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Urine, Ammonia, Massive amounts of urine waste, indoor animal research lab, Talk radio, New Zealand's University, Urination, New Zealand  
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6 days ago  
Dog loos and cat loos have been done already.

Heh, heh, heh. Cat loos, dudes. = Qualudes if you say it quickly enough, and wrong
 
6 days ago  
It's almost a Pune.
 
6 days ago  
Or you could graze the cattle and let them fertilize the field for future crops... you know like people use to?
 
6 days ago  
used to* - that is.
 
6 days ago  
Someone needs to copyright "FlopStop" in a hurry...
 
6 days ago  

OptimisticCynicism: Or you could graze the cattle and let them fertilize the field for future crops... you know like people use to?


Not enough yield, not enough consistency, and nowhere near enough nitrogen.
 
6 days ago  
You would need to give them room to actually walk over to the toilet first.
PictureOfCowsChestHighInshiatAtSomeFee​dlot.jpg
 
6 days ago  

brantgoose: Dog loos and cat loos have been done already.

Heh, heh, heh. Cat loos, dudes. = Qualudes if you say it quickly enough, and wrong


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6 days ago  

FormlessOne: OptimisticCynicism: Or you could graze the cattle and let them fertilize the field for future crops... you know like people use to?

Not enough yield, not enough consistency, and nowhere near enough nitrogen.


And you have to drag the fields frequently to spread the flops. Uses a heap of diesel.
 
6 days ago  
W would get a D in Cow Training 101.
 
6 days ago  

FormlessOne: OptimisticCynicism: Or you could graze the cattle and let them fertilize the field for future crops... you know like people use to?

Not enough yield, not enough consistency, and nowhere near enough nitrogen.


natazha: And you have to drag the fields frequently to spread the flops. Uses a heap of diesel.



You two do realize people are actually starting to do this stuff again, right?

https://www.ndsu.edu/soilhealth/soil-​s​ense/
 
5 days ago  

FormlessOne: Someone needs to copyright "FlopStop" in a hurry...


Too late:

https://www.flopstopper.com/FlopStopp​e​r/Home.html
 
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