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(Wisconsin Public Radio)   The good news: The level of alcohol use among college students plummeted between 2019 and 2020. The bad news: Because, apparently, they're smoking enough pot to make Cheech and Chong look like noobs   (wpr.org) divider line
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6 days ago  
Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.
 
6 days ago  

unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.


Yes, but the marijuanas kill Beckies just by existing on the same planet - while alcohol has never even discomfited anyone, much less killed them.
 
6 days ago  

unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.


Except for the smell I would 100% endorse that.
 
6 days ago  
Alcoholism is only fun if you do it in gangs. Weed is good even when you are social-distancing, so I hear.
 
6 days ago  
And thanks to covid you don't have to pass it around.
 
6 days ago  
I'll always take the bong instead of a bottle.
 
6 days ago  
Bad news my constantly stoned ass.
 
6 days ago  
Every doctor worth their degree would tell you they would rather have their kid smoke in college instead of drinking
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.


I dunno. My stoner next door neighbors love their subwoofer music at all hours, day or night. Just sayin'.
 
6 days ago  
Ok, Hypenews-mitter
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Now, list out the respective reduction in the number of alcohol poisonings, accidents caused by DWIs, cirrhosis, and lost productivity thanks to the reduction in alcohol consumption.

Then, list out the increase in accidents, poisonings, and sex crimes committed under the influence of pot.

//We'll wait.
 
6 days ago  

Skeleton Man: Bad news my constantly stoned ass.


Came here to say this. There's no bad news to be had here. They've switched to a far less harmful substance that has many beneficial qualities. That's just good news all around.
 
6 days ago  
Sometimes I wonder if Cheech and Chong weren't double agents for the war on drugs.
I watched Up in Smoke after years of smoking weed and it was so farking dumb I nearly quit.
 
6 days ago  
We used to chug 4lokos at college when they still have caffeine. Shot gun them. Puke rainbows.

/Best days I dont remember
 
6 days ago  

unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.


Boozers are known for beating their wife and children.  Stoners are known for beating bags of Doritos.
 
6 days ago  

RolfBlitzer: unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.

I dunno. My stoner next door neighbors love their subwoofer music at all hours, day or night. Just sayin'.


This.  I don't think unixpro ever bought weed from a guy in a tinted out GMC Jimmy in high school.
 
6 days ago  
Someone needs to work on their trimming skills.

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6 days ago  
How about fixing the economy and fixing this capitalist shiathole, so people don't have to use drugs to escape?
 
6 days ago  
Becky loved Wisconsin.
 
6 days ago  

mike_d85: This.  I don't think unixpro ever bought weed from a guy in a tinted out GMC Jimmy in high school.


Our HS dealer would hang out at the front doors before school opened. He told me 75% of his sales were from standing near the front doors of school.

the other 25% came from hanging out in woods behind the school during lunch breaks.

Yes, my school had open campus for lunch/study-hall. You could leave the school grounds and come back before your next class.
 
6 days ago  

unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.


Really? The cops would be over there all the time busting up those junkie dope fiends. You'd prefer that? And let's not forget all the ODs that will be happening.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Subtonic: unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.

Really? The cops would be over there all the time busting up those junkie dope fiends. You'd prefer that? And let's not forget all the ODs that will be happening.


Low level bait. You should be ashamed of yourself.
 
6 days ago  
Weed enhances music, food, driving skills and sex.
 
6 days ago  
lol if you submitted this headline, you're a cop
 
6 days ago  

Luse: Subtonic: unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.

Really? The cops would be over there all the time busting up those junkie dope fiends. You'd prefer that? And let's not forget all the ODs that will be happening.

Low level bait. You should be ashamed of yourself.


Better get used to the hearing the phrase 'THIS IS A PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARRASSED!' shouted back at the cops all hours of the night too.
 
6 days ago  

ElwoodCuse: lol if you submitted this headline, you're a cop


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6 days ago  
Poor cannabaveats

No wait, fark cannabaveats and their fearmongering

That's all good news in the headline.
 
6 days ago  
Well that makes sense. When you're hooked on narcotics, getting that that fix is all you think about. They're not thinking about booze, they're just thinking about where they're gonna get their next hit.
 
6 days ago  
If a college course is really tough but you've got a stoner instructor then you know what to do.

That's right, "Puff, puff, pass."
 
6 days ago  

unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.


Bill Hicks has entered that chat
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

ingo: If a college course is really tough but you've got a stoner instructor then you know what to do.


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6 days ago  

unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.


You lived next to the wrong drunks. Nothing more entertaining than a bunch of drunk college girls "I'm so seexxxyyyy! WHEE!"

Lots of free nudity.

Also when they're sober, if you're young enough, make a point to laugh about their drunken antics with them and tell them you think they're even cuter/prettier sober. That's a near instant panty dropper, and she probably will be joining you for sexytimes.

/I'm too old to get away with that now
//50 and younger, go forth and reap the fun times
///there's always a third available, just like slashies
 
6 days ago  
The lax attitude towards and outright defending of drinking to excess on this website is the scary part. There is a non-negligible contingent of Farkers who get very defensive if you so much as suggest that they should drink less.

it's sad, but it's always been part of Fark "culture."
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
So, what's the bad news?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

abhorrent1: Well that makes sense. When you're hooked on narcotics, getting that that fix is all you think about. They're not thinking about booze, they're just thinking about where they're gonna get their next hit.


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6 days ago  

The Googles Do Nothing: unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.

Except for the smell I would 100% endorse that.


Edibles. I don't understand why they're not more popular.

/smoking anything is gross
 
6 days ago  
Man I came here to make a witty comment but I forgot what it was.  I'm kinda snacky tho maybe I'll have some Cheetos.
 
6 days ago  
Don't you know I'm loco?
 
6 days ago  

Teddy Brosevelt: I'm kinda snacky tho maybe I'll have some Cheetos.


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6 days ago  

inglixthemad: unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.

You lived next to the wrong drunks. Nothing more entertaining than a bunch of drunk college girls "I'm so seexxxyyyy! WHEE!"

Lots of free nudity.

Also when they're sober, if you're young enough, make a point to laugh about their drunken antics with them and tell them you think they're even cuter/prettier sober. That's a near instant panty dropper, and she probably will be joining you for sexytimes.

/I'm too old to get away with that now
//50 and younger, go forth and reap the fun times
///there's always a third available, just like slashies


Yeah, that definitely doesn't work after college.  Now it's just a personal attack on their alcoholism.
 
6 days ago  

JessieL: The Googles Do Nothing: unixpro: Would prefer living next to a stoner house over a boozer house any day.  Stoners are usually mellow and peaceful.  Boozers are exactly the opposite.

Except for the smell I would 100% endorse that.

Edibles. I don't understand why they're not more popular.

/smoking anything is gross


Edibles? Ain't nobody got time for that shiat.
 
6 days ago  
(shrug) I'll take a dope smoker over a drunk any time. They're usually less angry.
 
6 days ago  
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I thought she was going to join a reggae band!
 
6 days ago  

JessieL: Edibles. I don't understand why they're not more popular.

/smoking anything is gross


Different buzz. Body vs head. I prefer smoking, because I can usually regulate intake better. Of course, I'm going from experience with old school home made edibles, which was a guessing game.

Heamer: The lax attitude towards and outright defending of drinking to excess on this website is the scary part. There is a non-negligible contingent of Farkers who get very defensive if you so much as suggest that they should drink less.

it's sad, but it's always been part of Fark "culture."


You'll get over it

Seriously though, I think it's age related. I'm older, so I drink less.

Nothing sadder than an old rummy. Fat, jowels, baggy eyes, red face blotches. The Hollywood depiction of the aged antihero alcoholic is usually an attractive actor just roughed up a little. Reality is way less appealing.

The truth is, a steady intake of clean heroin is less damaging physiologically than daily Alcohol consumption.
 
6 days ago  

steklo: Teddy Brosevelt: I'm kinda snacky tho maybe I'll have some Cheetos.

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