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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
How many Own Goals can one player score?
 
5 days ago  
Why oh why did I take up a sport where I must repeatedly hit the ball with my head?
 
5 days ago  
I have to take food again today to my sickly grandmother, even though I scared to death of the bad wolf that roams the woods near where she lives.
 
5 days ago  
My head is about to explode.....KABOOM!
 
5 days ago  
I left the stove on!
 
5 days ago  
THIS IS MY FAULT. I DIDN'T FLOP HARD ENOUGH!
 
5 days ago  
When I catch the bastard who switched my hand sanitizer for Gorilla Glue, YOU - ARE - DEAD.
 
5 days ago  
"While filming his newest shock-comedy 'The Footballer,' an on-set assistant mistakenly swapped out the prop semen from one scene with the super glue from another scene, inadvertently causing Sacha Baron Cohen to adhere his hands to his head."
 
5 days ago  
Ugh!  I could've had a V8!
 
5 days ago  
"Dammit! I lost at 'Simon Says' again!"
 
5 days ago  
Are rare glimpse of the moment before spontaneous combustion.
 
5 days ago  
"Head On.  Apply directly to the forehead!"
 
5 days ago  
Oh shiat, I should've slowed down on the edibles...!
 
5 days ago  
I just realized that I paid too much for car insurance and I don't own a car!
 
5 days ago  
"I should have washed my hands after using that epoxy..."
 
5 days ago  
mon dieu!  LeLaquers got shellac'd again!
 
5 days ago  
"Oh no! Yesterday was my birthday and I forgot to take a shower! Oh well, maybe next year."
 
5 days ago  
Oh CRAP!  Stiles just tackled THAT cheerleader AGAIN!
 
5 days ago  
DOLORES! Her name was *DOLORES*!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Waitaminute, I'm a Tomato! Tomatoes don't play soccer!
 
5 days ago  
Pele, Pele Lama Sabachthani!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
We're getting scored on left and right out there. How can I complete with a coach that's just so likable AND gives out biscuits???
 
LF1
5 days ago  
I coulda had a V8!!
 
5 days ago  

drdstny: dothemath: "Oh no, I lost'a da' big'a game! Now mama's gonna have to go back to modeling for x-rated spaghetti sauce labels to make'a money!"

You're a racist twatwaffle making fun of the wrong continent.


"Oh no! Im'a so sorry I lost'a the game'a! Lemme go and'a get'a some'a these mushrooms and giant coins!"
 
5 days ago  
Right!
On the count of three, I will jump straight over backwards and replace my head in my arse...
1 - 2 - 4 !!
 
5 days ago  
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Players rarely take the news that they're being sold to Aberdeen well.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Ashamed, I'm so ashamed! Only a four year 75,000,000 Euros contract extension offer...
 
5 days ago  
Yup, my head is still attached. Better check my balls.
 
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