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2021-09-12 12:03:19 PM  
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2021-09-12 12:32:41 PM  
Tourists are as turrists do when they wanna terrorist.

Whoops, TAUTOLOGY!
 
2021-09-12 1:17:17 PM  
The DOJ really needs to start taking this seriously.
 
2021-09-12 1:20:07 PM  
New information on tourists at The Capital doing super normal tourist things

Why can't people get this straight? It's, the Capitol.
 
2021-09-12 1:21:54 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: The DOJ really needs to start taking this seriously.


Agreed.

I get that there are hundreds of people being investigated, and it takes time to build cases, but we're 8 months past this attack now.  More people should be rotting in prison by now
 
2021-09-12 1:22:44 PM  
My father resigned his commission because my brother had just been born and my mom insisted because field grade officers were not surviving repeated tours to Vietnam.  It was huge for him because he loved the Army.  Loved it.  Still does though yesterday he said he has a hard time sometimes recognizing our post 9/11 armed forces and all the jingoistic I'm more patriotic than you.  Never has he played the veteran card to invoke privileges.  The VA saved his life four years ago, at least initially.  VA has its limits.

I lived in a huge apartment complex when 9/11 happened and there was an asshole who would verbally and physically abuse his wife in the parking lot below my third floor place regularly. He was the first and only dude to festoon his junk sedan with little flags above four doors.  I resolved when I saw this that if the shiat really hit the fan I'd take him out immediately.  Now we have millions of these assholes enabled by the mango monstrosity.

Typing this on my phone kinda not so great.
 
2021-09-12 2:59:46 PM  

Badmoodman: New information on tourists at The Capital doing super normal tourist things

Why can't people get this straight? It's, the Capitol.


For an a large number of businesses, the Capitol is the capital.
 
2021-09-12 4:10:06 PM  

Badmoodman: New information on tourists at The Capital doing super normal tourist things

Why can't people get this straight? It's, the Capitol.


Both can be used.  Not all Capitals are Capitols. But most Capitols are also Capitals

Glad you felt the need to voice your irrational pet peeve and sought help
 
2021-09-12 4:27:12 PM  
These people have no idea what oppression is.
 
2021-09-12 4:30:28 PM  

edmo: These people have no idea what oppression is.


It's their favorite things to do to other people.
 
2021-09-12 4:36:12 PM  
Justice would be if they hanged themselves after realizing what they did.
They won't.
They are insane
 
2021-09-12 6:16:41 PM  
 
2021-09-12 6:18:59 PM  

edmo: These people have no idea what oppression is.


I know what it does to traffic round these parts.
 
2021-09-12 6:19:20 PM  

kkinnison: Badmoodman: New information on tourists at The Capital doing super normal tourist things

Why can't people get this straight? It's, the Capitol.

Both can be used.  Not all Capitals are Capitols. But most Capitols are also Capitals

Glad you felt the need to voice your irrational pet peeve and sought help


afaik: The Capitol is the building.  The Capital is the city.

/and capital is what makes the world go 'round
 
2021-09-12 6:21:45 PM  
Send 'em to Gitmo.
 
2021-09-12 6:23:15 PM  
Biden Administration- We are going to keep running on terrorists from 01/06

Biden DOJ- These guys were not that bad. They really are fine people. Try not to attack any Libs on the way to the parking lot.
 
2021-09-12 6:23:22 PM  
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2021-09-12 6:25:29 PM  
So how's the 18th looking?
 
2021-09-12 6:26:34 PM  

bluorangefyre: Send 'em to Gitmo.


Were you not in the other thread? That's unjust for uh... reasons. Really we should just give them all suspended sentences and say no harm no foul.

...

Personally I dont think any of them should have survived the attempt.
 
2021-09-12 6:27:33 PM  

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Damn. How'd she find all the stuff I was trying to hide?
 
2021-09-12 6:30:01 PM  

Wobambo: So how's the 18th looking?


I want to see an absolute powerhouse of a National Guard defense, and I want it understood from the beginning that they are armed and authorized to gun down insurrectionists. Let's go into September 18 knowing exactly where we all stand.
 
2021-09-12 6:34:00 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Wobambo: So how's the 18th looking?

I want to see an absolute powerhouse of a National Guard defense, and I want it understood from the beginning that they are armed and authorized to gun down insurrectionists. Let's go into September 18 knowing exactly where we all stand.


I'm hoping the fed-up energy out there at the anti-vaxxers carries over. Enough with the juvenile bullshiat; the other countries are laughing at us.
 
2021-09-12 6:34:31 PM  

OldRod: AdmirableSnackbar: The DOJ really needs to start taking this seriously.

Agreed.

I get that there are hundreds of people being investigated, and it takes time to build cases, but we're 8 months past this attack now.  More people should be rotting in prison by now


More importantly, they're not arresting anyone who matters.
 
2021-09-12 6:34:46 PM  

the voice of raisin: kkinnison: Badmoodman: New information on tourists at The Capital doing super normal tourist things

Why can't people get this straight? It's, the Capitol.

Both can be used.  Not all Capitals are Capitols. But most Capitols are also Capitals

Glad you felt the need to voice your irrational pet peeve and sought help

afaik: The Capitol is the building.  The Capital is the city.

/and capital is what makes the world go 'round


I was told the fat bottomed girls did that.
 
2021-09-12 6:36:33 PM  
I've been saying we need to hang them too often.

Line em all up and shoot em.
 
2021-09-12 6:37:16 PM  

MontanaDave: I was told the fat bottomed girls did that.


Just the rocking world. Common mistake.
 
2021-09-12 6:38:21 PM  
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2021-09-12 6:39:23 PM  
Tourists. Tourorists, even.
 
2021-09-12 6:40:35 PM  

MontanaDave: the voice of raisin: kkinnison: Badmoodman: New information on tourists at The Capital doing super normal tourist things

Why can't people get this straight? It's, the Capitol.

Both can be used.  Not all Capitals are Capitols. But most Capitols are also Capitals

Glad you felt the need to voice your irrational pet peeve and sought help

afaik: The Capitol is the building.  The Capital is the city.

/and capital is what makes the world go 'round

I was told the fat bottomed girls did that.


I dunno... somehow I don't think this guy
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was particularly interested in fat bottom girls.

/nttawwt
 
2021-09-12 6:41:52 PM  

Wobambo: So how's the 18th looking?


I actually expect that to be another "TEN MILLION DUDES ARE COMING" (ten show up) situation, a lot of goblins online saying not to go because it's a fed false flag set up. None of the big grifters that I know have committed to going and the Proud Boys say it's a trap.

There might be other stuff happening that day, but I don't expect much action at the Capitol.
 
2021-09-12 6:44:04 PM  
They were instigated, this was plotted, and planned, and organized.

And when they storm the capital, armed with AR-15s killing every cop the next time they try this, am I supposed to grieve for our absolutely cowardly officials in power who let this happen?
 
2021-09-12 6:46:36 PM  

whither_apophis: The following takes place between 4:43 and 4:50 pm

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2021-09-12 6:49:34 PM  

Edopode: bluorangefyre: Send 'em to Gitmo.

Were you not in the other thread? That's unjust for uh... reasons. Really we should just give them all suspended sentences and say no harm no foul.

...

Personally I dont think any of them should have survived the attempt.


And as I said in the other thread, next time they want to try something, deploy the A10 Warthogs.  And I'll add those who survive get a permanent trip to Cuba, and give them the full terrorist treatment.
 
2021-09-12 6:52:28 PM  
another individual tried to get the violent rioters to stop
a women in the crowd appeared to try to get LANG and the others committing violence to stop
"you guys are better than that" ... "I'm a farking veteran, let me talk to them"


It's suspicious why these people where physically present at that place and time, but I'm glad there were at least some people in those crowds who saw what was happening and tried to stop it. Not enough of them, but I suppose a few is better than none
 
2021-09-12 6:52:47 PM  
Please stop calling the them tourist even as a joke.

They are terrorist, seditionist, and thugs.  That is all they are.  That is all they deserve to be referred to as.
 
2021-09-12 6:55:30 PM  

whither_apophis: The following takes place between 4:43 and 4:50 pm

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Apparently they're talking about bringing 24 back and they said something about taking the show in a new direction. I'm guessing the new direction is domestic terror.
 
2021-09-12 7:04:55 PM  

Skeleton Man: whither_apophis: The following takes place between 4:43 and 4:50 pm

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Apparently they're talking about bringing 24 back and they said something about taking the show in a new direction. I'm guessing the new direction is domestic terror.


So maybe like calling it 60?  Or given commercials maybe like 45?  I can't be the first person to observe this, but we need scenes of someone just taking a crap for 3 minutes.  Just nothing but the toilet door, some foot movement, and a flush.  3 minutes of nothing but that.  Otherwise it's trash.

I've resolved that if I ever get to make a movie, there will be a scene as above.  People have to poo.  In fact the singular of People is Poople, we just decided as a society not to do that one day.
 
2021-09-12 7:05:03 PM  

Skeleton Man: whither_apophis: The following takes place between 4:43 and 4:50 pm

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Apparently they're talking about bringing 24 back and they said something about taking the show in a new direction. I'm guessing the new direction is domestic terror.


I mean it's 24, so they won't be able to help themselves.

"THE BLACK PEOPLE WHO BURNT DOWN THE CRACKER BARREL ARENT ANGRY AT THE POLICE THEYRE BEING FUNDED BY  I R A N"

The people who make this show are the same people who'd watch it, the types who believe the bullshiat on Facebook about ANTIFA buses and think George Soros is behind everything.
 
2021-09-12 7:05:44 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: The DOJ really needs to start taking this seriously.


Indeed. The United States should not be negotiating with these tourists.
 
2021-09-12 7:09:58 PM  
I keep waiting to hear or see  conspiracy and sedition in any of these charges ..
 
2021-09-12 7:09:59 PM  
Fsck them and anyone who defends them.
 
2021-09-12 7:13:02 PM  

jst3p: Fsck them and anyone who defends them.


CANNOT SEEK: BLK 01062021 (CONTINUE)
 
2021-09-12 7:15:43 PM  
I love how these idiots recorded videos of their crimes.
 
2021-09-12 7:16:23 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: The DOJ really needs to start taking this seriously.


Nope

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2021-09-12 7:17:11 PM  

OldRod: AdmirableSnackbar: The DOJ really needs to start taking this seriously.

Agreed.

I get that there are hundreds of people being investigated, and it takes time to build cases, but we're 8 months past this attack now.  More people should be rotting in prison by now


The writing was on the wall when they were all allowed to leave without any arrests at all. It looked like people leaving a sporting event with the cops just there to help with traffic. It was a pathetic response to an attempted overthrow of the government.
 
2021-09-12 7:19:56 PM  

MontanaDave: the voice of raisin: kkinnison: Badmoodman: New information on tourists at The Capital doing super normal tourist things

Why can't people get this straight? It's, the Capitol.

Both can be used.  Not all Capitals are Capitols. But most Capitols are also Capitals

Glad you felt the need to voice your irrational pet peeve and sought help

afaik: The Capitol is the building.  The Capital is the city.

/and capital is what makes the world go 'round

I was told the fat bottomed girls did that.


in some countries they are greatly valued
 
2021-09-12 7:21:16 PM  
They're not "rioters", they're farking terrorists and should be hung and forgotten.  They're f*cking terrorists and sub-human trash.
 
2021-09-12 7:21:55 PM  

YakBoy42: I dunno... somehow I don't think this guy

was particularly interested in fat bottom girls.


... Really?

It's your understanding that Freddie Mercury was restrictive in his affections?
 
2021-09-12 7:23:21 PM  

Alebak: Wobambo: So how's the 18th looking?

I actually expect that to be another "TEN MILLION DUDES ARE COMING" (ten show up) situation, a lot of goblins online saying not to go because it's a fed false flag set up. None of the big grifters that I know have committed to going and the Proud Boys say it's a trap.

There might be other stuff happening that day, but I don't expect much action at the Capitol.


The feds are expecting SOMETHING, but you're probably on point. They're putting the fences back up around DC but I bet we only get like 200 people showing up. The tourists are back in full force, so people at the rally might not even be noticeable unless they're carrying signs or something.
 
2021-09-12 7:28:22 PM  
Reminder: there was no plan. There was no end game.  There was no goal.  It was literally just show up and somehow Turnip would be President again.

There was no Constitutional way to change the outcome, and nobody had a plan to do so.  It was anger and confusion and stupidity.

I'm not saying they are innocent, I am saying they didn't know WTF they were doing.  Judge them accordingly on their actions, not your biases.  If they beat a police office with his own shield, judge him accordingly, I'm not saying go easy.  Intent is a big part of crime, but intent applies to actions done.
 
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