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944 clicks; posted to Food » on 11 Sep 2021 at 8:41 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-11 3:18:20 PM  
... Well, plenty of us had a tenuous grasp on sanity before the pandemic so a year and a half later there's bound to be a lot of us going loopy.
 
2021-09-11 4:46:25 PM  
I love the pure dada nature of it.  The man can do no wrong.
 
2021-09-11 4:46:45 PM  
I'm just glad I was here to see it.
 
2021-09-11 4:57:18 PM  
He's the Mr. Potato of how to fix your penis-y tomato.
 
2021-09-11 6:50:07 PM  

rosekolodny: I love the pure dada nature of it.  The man can do no wrong.


I also liked the parody someone did of him making "farking toast."
 
2021-09-11 8:52:25 PM  
Huh! That can be done?
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2021-09-11 9:04:12 PM  

fasahd: Huh! That can be done?
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Honestly, the procedure is similar.
 
2021-09-11 9:16:17 PM  
The "after" looks like a prolapsed anus.
 
2021-09-11 9:45:01 PM  
I love that man.
 
2021-09-11 9:59:25 PM  

rosekolodny: fasahd: Huh! That can be done?
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Honestly, the procedure is similar.


...I'm scared :(
 
2021-09-11 10:15:43 PM  

casual disregard: rosekolodny: fasahd: Huh! That can be done?
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Honestly, the procedure is similar.

...I'm scared :(


Look up vaginoplasty if you're interested in the process.  Basically there's a bunch of useful nerves and it would be a shame to not use them.

It's way more difficult to make a peener that works the way you want it to.
 
2021-09-11 10:20:45 PM  

rosekolodny: casual disregard: rosekolodny: fasahd: Huh! That can be done?
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Honestly, the procedure is similar.

...I'm scared :(

Look up vaginoplasty if you're interested in the process.  Basically there's a bunch of useful nerves and it would be a shame to not use them.

It's way more difficult to make a peener that works the way you want it to.


Rose....

....now I'm blushing 😳
 
2021-09-11 10:58:41 PM  
Oh for crying out loud, slice that bad boy up and get that BLT made, tomatopenis or not. Better yet cut it off and eat it while making your BLT so your sandwich doesn't have its junk hangin' out...
 
2021-09-11 11:17:03 PM  

rosekolodny: casual disregard: rosekolodny: fasahd: Huh! That can be done?
[i.insider.com image 700x466]

Honestly, the procedure is similar.

...I'm scared :(

Look up vaginoplasty if you're interested in the process.  Basically there's a bunch of useful nerves and it would be a shame to not use them.

It's way more difficult to make a peener that works the way you want it to.


I remember Chaz Bono being interviewed on Letterman, saying it was possible to either end up with something small and functional, or large and useless. After the first one, Dave raised his hand, to a few laughs, and after the second one, the audience totally lost it.
 
2021-09-11 11:37:12 PM  
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2021-09-11 11:53:58 PM  

rosekolodny: casual disregard: rosekolodny: fasahd: Huh! That can be done?
[i.insider.com image 700x466]

Honestly, the procedure is similar.

...I'm scared :(

Look up vaginoplasty if you're interested in the process.  Basically there's a bunch of useful nerves and it would be a shame to not use them.

It's way more difficult to make a peener that works the way you want it to.


Many years ago when Mrs. Nuran's ex was beginning the transition process she asked me to look up what the surgery entailed. Yeah, the whole thing was weird. So I did. The whole "well, they core your shmekele and turn it inside out and use your scrote sort of like kale around the salad bar at a hotel buffet" also caused a few hard looks.
 
2021-09-12 12:11:02 AM  

anuran: rosekolodny: casual disregard: rosekolodny: fasahd: Huh! That can be done?
[i.insider.com image 700x466]

Honestly, the procedure is similar.

...I'm scared :(

Look up vaginoplasty if you're interested in the process.  Basically there's a bunch of useful nerves and it would be a shame to not use them.

It's way more difficult to make a peener that works the way you want it to.

Many years ago when Mrs. Nuran's ex was beginning the transition process she asked me to look up what the surgery entailed. Yeah, the whole thing was weird. So I did. The whole "well, they core your shmekele and turn it inside out and use your scrote sort of like kale around the salad bar at a hotel buffet" also caused a few hard looks.


So, uh...

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2021-09-12 12:51:50 AM  
Sometimes I like to just rub it on the end of the tip too just because it feels nice.

/probably not talking about misshapen tomatoes
 
2021-09-12 2:43:55 AM  
The way he hopped along the line pretending he was talking about a tomato with a nose vs the actual joke of it looking like a penis was quite masterful.  I wonder if he will come up with more of these next time he wants to take a few days off.
 
2021-09-12 3:33:18 AM  
I actually show up to the food tab not to lose my appetite. please make a note of it.
 
2021-09-12 3:48:04 AM  

chucknasty: I actually show up to the food tab not to lose my appetite. please make a note of it.


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2021-09-12 5:28:18 AM  

chucknasty: I actually show up to the food tab not to lose my appetite. please make a note of it.


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2021-09-12 5:35:56 AM  
Copper Chef John Cho just tried to pass me a plateful of delicious seared medium rare stakes on a mushroom scallion bedded base through the telly AND THE GOVERNMENT BLOCKED IT
 
2021-09-12 5:51:38 AM  
He finally cracked.  That is the type of video someone who has been forced to eat bread during quarantine would make.
 
2021-09-12 7:43:47 AM  
That's genius.
 
2021-09-12 11:34:46 AM  
I prefer to leave my food repair to professionals.

Roy's Food Repair
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2021-09-12 4:06:50 PM  
3. 6. 5.

/motherfukers
 
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