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    More: Scary, Democratic Party, Joseph Angel Alvarez, Murder, Abortion, Georgette Kauffman, El Paso, Joe Biden, husband Daniel  
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2021-09-11 2:28:16 PM  
Better get the death sentence. Texas leans that way overall.
 
2021-09-11 2:47:49 PM  
police obtained a search warrant that uncovered emails sent from Alvarez revealing his extreme political and religious views.

Extreme? Hate to tell ya, he sounds pretty mainstream Republican.
 
2021-09-11 2:53:25 PM  

AirForceVet: Better get the death sentence.


Conviction overturned for "religious freedom" and the man's "sincerely held beliefs". I mean, that is where we are heading, right?
 
2021-09-11 3:03:15 PM  
The accused killer also said he believed "pro-choice" people were part of a "Jewish Satanist Party."

If I promise to behave, would someone please invite me to this party??  I'll even bake a couple of cakes, one shaped like a pentagram, the other like a menorah.
 
2021-09-11 3:35:31 PM  
Just seems like the baseline for right wing trash from any point on the planet is the opposite of educated, sensitive, or decent
 
2021-09-11 4:11:43 PM  
took them this long to arrest him?
 
2021-09-11 4:19:03 PM  
I will be glad if and when y'alls laser pot-fogged focus goes back to Florida.
 
2021-09-11 4:23:44 PM  
Exactly as planned.

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2021-09-11 4:34:11 PM  

buttercat: I will be glad if and when y'alls laser pot-fogged focus goes back to Florida.


Are you trying to say Texas doesn't deserve it? Because you'd be wrong, and always seemed more sensible than that.
 
2021-09-11 4:38:18 PM  

GardenWeasel: AirForceVet: Better get the death sentence.

Conviction overturned for "religious freedom" and the man's "sincerely held beliefs". I mean, that is where we are heading, right?


Nah, he's not white-looking enough.
 
2021-09-11 4:39:14 PM  

Cafe Threads: GardenWeasel: AirForceVet: Better get the death sentence.

Conviction overturned for "religious freedom" and the man's "sincerely held beliefs". I mean, that is where we are heading, right?

Nah, he's not white-looking enough.


And he doesn't look wealthy, either.
 
2021-09-11 5:00:46 PM  
We will be told that it was a false-flag antifa attack. By plenty of folks, I'm guessing. It wasn't.
 
2021-09-11 5:06:19 PM  
Why do "extreme political and religious beliefs" always include a gun?
 
2021-09-11 5:12:48 PM  

AirForceVet: Better get the death sentence. Texas leans that way overall.


Abbott pardons him, praises him for killing rapists.
 
2021-09-11 6:24:22 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: AirForceVet: Better get the death sentence. Texas leans that way overall.

Abbott pardons him, praises him for killing rapists.


And then endorses him for Lieutenant Governor.
 
2021-09-11 6:25:28 PM  
Another reminder that minority majority will change nothing.
 
2021-09-11 6:26:34 PM  
In an email to a US army intelligence group, Alvarez said abortions were "Jewish child sacrifice

ok, dont leave me hanging. Why was he emailing Army Intel?
 
2021-09-11 6:28:11 PM  

AirForceVet: Better get the death sentence. Texas leans that way overall.


It's Texass, a jury would let him off on all charges, because libs.
 
2021-09-11 6:28:42 PM  
And we're off. Welcome to Civil War 2.0
 
2021-09-11 6:29:43 PM  
That trump guy has got some pretty shady fans.  But it's everyone else who is the problem, of course.
 
2021-09-11 6:31:22 PM  
There is a jewish satanist party?
 
2021-09-11 6:31:27 PM  

Naido: The accused killer also said he believed "pro-choice" people were part of a "Jewish Satanist Party."

If I promise to behave, would someone please invite me to this party??  I'll even bake a couple of cakes, one shaped like a pentagram, the other like a menorah.


As long as the cakes are halal and organic, you're in.
 
2021-09-11 6:32:04 PM  

Naido: The accused killer also said he believed "pro-choice" people were part of a "Jewish Satanist Party."


Larf. They don't even know that most Jewish viewpoints don't recognize Hell or a Satanic figure.

Blaming Satan is literally their religious version of "everything I don't like is communism."
 
2021-09-11 6:32:19 PM  
This is what happens when 40 years of conspiracy theories and alternative reality media disassociate millions from the real world around them.

This is the sin of the Republicans, who value power above all else.
 
2021-09-11 6:32:36 PM  
speechless
 
2021-09-11 6:32:46 PM  

propasaurus: police obtained a search warrant that uncovered emails sent from Alvarez revealing his extreme political and religious views.

Extreme? Hate to tell ya, he sounds pretty mainstream Republican.


Good thing law enforcement was so busy following BLM and civil rights groups from 2017 to January 2021.
 
2021-09-11 6:33:04 PM  
He shot and killed people for political ideology.  Doesn't that count as terrorism?  Federal terrorism?
 
2021-09-11 6:33:36 PM  

propasaurus: police obtained a search warrant that uncovered emails sent from Alvarez revealing his extreme political and religious views.

Extreme? Hate to tell ya, he sounds pretty mainstream Republican.


Nobody on your side of the aisle ever seems to remember the sack of loose change who shot up a group of Republican members of Congress, coming close to killing one, for the offense of being Republican members of Congress.
 
2021-09-11 6:33:40 PM  
Conspiracy theorists used to be the exception. Not the rule.

I miss when people were blissfully ignorant, internet. Stop giving everyone a voice and an unverified source of information.
 
2021-09-11 6:34:32 PM  
Just one in a series of isolated incidents from totally independent lone wolves who happen to all share a very similar worldview.
 
2021-09-11 6:35:48 PM  

jjorsett: propasaurus: police obtained a search warrant that uncovered emails sent from Alvarez revealing his extreme political and religious views.

Extreme? Hate to tell ya, he sounds pretty mainstream Republican.

Nobody on your side of the aisle ever seems to remember the sack of loose change who shot up a group of Republican members of Congress, coming close to killing one, for the offense of being Republican members of Congress.


STFU traitor
 
2021-09-11 6:35:58 PM  

jjorsett: propasaurus: police obtained a search warrant that uncovered emails sent from Alvarez revealing his extreme political and religious views.

Extreme? Hate to tell ya, he sounds pretty mainstream Republican.

Nobody on your side of the aisle ever seems to remember the sack of loose change who shot up a group of Republican members of Congress, coming close to killing one, for the offense of being Republican members of Congress.


If you're talking of the line Bernie Sanders supporter, his only failing was that he didn't murder Scalise and instead shot and killed a woman who swore to protect that pile of shiat. I hope his limp and bullet hole are reminders of what happens when you fark around with peoples lives.
 
2021-09-11 6:37:04 PM  
This is why I never post any political signs on my yard.
 
2021-09-11 6:37:31 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: jjorsett: propasaurus: police obtained a search warrant that uncovered emails sent from Alvarez revealing his extreme political and religious views.

Extreme? Hate to tell ya, he sounds pretty mainstream Republican.

Nobody on your side of the aisle ever seems to remember the sack of loose change who shot up a group of Republican members of Congress, coming close to killing one, for the offense of being Republican members of Congress.

If you're talking of the line Bernie Sanders supporter, his only failing was that he didn't murder Scalise and instead shot and killed a woman who swore to protect that pile of shiat. I hope his limp and bullet hole are reminders of what happens when you fark around with peoples lives.


I occasionally make Hodgkinson's disease jokes.
 
2021-09-11 6:38:21 PM  

jjorsett: propasaurus: police obtained a search warrant that uncovered emails sent from Alvarez revealing his extreme political and religious views.

Extreme? Hate to tell ya, he sounds pretty mainstream Republican.

Nobody on your side of the aisle ever seems to remember the sack of loose change who shot up a group of Republican members of Congress, coming close to killing one, for the offense of being Republican members of Congress.


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2021-09-11 6:39:03 PM  

darkeyes: This is why I never post any political signs on my yard.


But freedomssss
 
2021-09-11 6:39:36 PM  

jaivirtualcard: darkeyes: This is why I never post any political signs on my yard.

But freedomssss


Terrorism.
 
2021-09-11 6:40:59 PM  
Religious conservatives should be considered an armed and dangerous enemy. Too bad so many of them are cops and powerful politicians to whom decent people would normally turn for help.

The only question now is whether American liberals will, in sufficient numbers, face reality and understand what they're up against in time, and get to it.
 
2021-09-11 6:41:12 PM  
Oh, a played down murder charge for yet another Conservative terrorist.  On the anniversary of 9/11, it might be worth pointing out that those Conservative terrorists that day had the decency to kill themselves.  American Conservatives are just the biggest pussies ever.
 
2021-09-11 6:41:50 PM  
Oh look. The self confessed "revolting, sick freak" troll has shown up.
 
2021-09-11 6:41:56 PM  

jjorsett: Nobody on your side of the aisle ever seems to remember the sack of loose change who shot up a group of Republican members of Congress, coming close to killing one, for the offense of being Republican members of Congress.


(Shrug) Better luck next time.
 
2021-09-11 6:41:58 PM  
Joseph Angel Alvarez, White supremacist - right Fark? That's what y'all said about the police chief.

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2021-09-11 6:42:20 PM  
If you libs wouldn't have built an entire world of decency and respect and excluded this man and others like him he wouldn't have had to kill you.
 
2021-09-11 6:42:31 PM  
He identifies as White
 
2021-09-11 6:42:52 PM  

Man On Pink Corner: He identifies as White


There we go. It only took a few posts.
 
2021-09-11 6:43:18 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: The only question now is whether American liberals will, in sufficient numbers, face reality and understand what they're up against in time, and get to it.


Gonna get right on that, but I've got to be at the gun control march in 26 minutes.
 
2021-09-11 6:45:06 PM  

Naido: The accused killer also said he believed "pro-choice" people were part of a "Jewish Satanist Party."

If I promise to behave, would someone please invite me to this party??  I'll even bake a couple of cakes, one shaped like a pentagram, the other like a menorah.


Also how can you be Jewish AND satanist?
 
2021-09-11 6:45:28 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Joseph Angel Alvarez, White supremacist - right Fark? That's what y'all said about the police chief.

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You're the only one mentioning white supremacist.

Everyone is pinning it squarely on the religious indoctrination.
 
2021-09-11 6:45:36 PM  

Gergesa: There is a jewish satanist party?


If you got to a meeting stay away from the gefilte fish poppers
 
2021-09-11 6:47:30 PM  

jjorsett: Nobody on your side of the aisle ever seems to remember the sack of loose change who shot up a group of Republican members of Congress, coming close to killing one, for the offense of being Republican members of Congress.


Isn't that the usual punishment for treason?
 
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