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    More: Scary, U.S. Route 66, Police, Incendiary device, Kingman, Arizona, Arizona, Mohave County, Arizona, Kingman woman, Mohave County Sheriff's Office  
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2021-09-10 8:41:51 PM  
All she wants to do is dance
 
2021-09-10 9:48:17 PM  
And I thought my cowlick was bad. It ain't nothin' but a thang compared to hers
 
2021-09-11 12:09:19 AM  
I like my teases the same way.

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2021-09-11 12:10:41 AM  

AlgaeRancher: All she wants to do is dance


Wild-eyed pistol wavers who ain't afraid to die
 
2021-09-11 12:15:43 AM  
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Yes or no?
 
2021-09-11 12:19:25 AM  
TFA: "Kingman woman"

Go home, Arizona, you're drunk.
 
2021-09-11 12:20:41 AM  
So, like, why?
 
2021-09-11 12:21:24 AM  
But did she Molotov everything?
 
2021-09-11 12:22:40 AM  
Done-in by the dollar store.
 
2021-09-11 12:22:54 AM  
36?  Is that in hex?
 
2021-09-11 12:25:58 AM  

jekfark: AlgaeRancher: All she wants to do is dance

Wild-eyed pistol wavers who ain't afraid to die


Well we barely make the airport
For the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, "don't come back here Yankee"
But if I ever do
I'll bring more money
 
2021-09-11 12:26:12 AM  
Yep....She is exactly as I pictured her to look like.


Another piece of Trumper trash
 
2021-09-11 12:40:47 AM  

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Yes or no?


If I had to choose between Gabrielle Anwar, Sharon Gless and this lady, I would take the first two any day.
 
2021-09-11 12:42:51 AM  
And right then, she had a completely different problem.
 
2021-09-11 12:45:06 AM  
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2021-09-11 12:48:08 AM  

Flincher: Yep....She is exactly as I pictured her to look like.


Another piece of Trumper trash


TDS! TDS!
 
2021-09-11 12:55:15 AM  
Didn't she used to drum for The Eagles?
 
2021-09-11 1:02:40 AM  

jekfark: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 850x478]
Yes or no?


Yes, with someone else's dick
 
2021-09-11 1:20:13 AM  
3 Molotov cocktails and only $8,000 worth of damage?

What an amateur... and she got caught because she didn't take the price tag off one of the bottles?

I'm a relatively stable person who's never done a bunch of property damage to other people.  But if I were to snap and have it out against somebody... it would be a lot more than 8k worth of damage.

You don't Molotov cocktail a car, it's got a gas tank.  Just pry it open, stick a warm rag in there, let the induction pull the gas into the rag, light it and run like hell.  If you're worried about alarms, just put thermite on the hood.  That'll burn through the engine block and total the car.  Thermite is easy to make at home.

As for Molotov cocktails, you need to put Styrofoam or rubber in the bottle.  That way it'll stick to what it's burning and be harder to extinguish.  I'm not even an anarchist or prepper and I know this stuff.
 
2021-09-11 1:37:04 AM  

electricjebus: 3 Molotov cocktails and only $8,000 worth of damage?

What an amateur... and she got caught because she didn't take the price tag off one of the bottles?

I'm a relatively stable person who's never done a bunch of property damage to other people.  But if I were to snap and have it out against somebody... it would be a lot more than 8k worth of damage.

You don't Molotov cocktail a car, it's got a gas tank.  Just pry it open, stick a warm rag in there, let the induction pull the gas into the rag, light it and run like hell.  If you're worried about alarms, just put thermite on the hood.  That'll burn through the engine block and total the car.  Thermite is easy to make at home.

As for Molotov cocktails, you need to put Styrofoam or rubber in the bottle.  That way it'll stick to what it's burning and be harder to extinguish.  I'm not even an anarchist or prepper and I know this stuff.


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2021-09-11 1:44:55 AM  

toddalmighty: electricjebus: 3 Molotov cocktails and only $8,000 worth of damage?

What an amateur... and she got caught because she didn't take the price tag off one of the bottles?

I'm a relatively stable person who's never done a bunch of property damage to other people.  But if I were to snap and have it out against somebody... it would be a lot more than 8k worth of damage.

You don't Molotov cocktail a car, it's got a gas tank.  Just pry it open, stick a warm rag in there, let the induction pull the gas into the rag, light it and run like hell.  If you're worried about alarms, just put thermite on the hood.  That'll burn through the engine block and total the car.  Thermite is easy to make at home.

As for Molotov cocktails, you need to put Styrofoam or rubber in the bottle.  That way it'll stick to what it's burning and be harder to extinguish.  I'm not even an anarchist or prepper and I know this stuff.

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Okily Dokily
 
2021-09-11 1:51:17 AM  
Who doesn't?

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2021-09-11 1:51:51 AM  
She went shopping for glass jars to make into molotov cocktails. Hahaha. I wonder what her criteria was for the perfect molotov container?
I would have thought a 12 pack of beer or a few bottles of wine would be the best choice, since the liquor is a bonus for post-molotov celebrations. Maybe my priorities are not in order when selecting molotov containers. I haven't ever put much thought into it. I'd love to hear her rationale for container selection.
 
2021-09-11 2:12:37 AM  

SumoJeb: She went shopping for glass jars to make into molotov cocktails. Hahaha. I wonder what her criteria was for the perfect molotov container?
I would have thought a 12 pack of beer or a few bottles of wine would be the best choice, since the liquor is a bonus for post-molotov celebrations. Maybe my priorities are not in order when selecting molotov containers. I haven't ever put much thought into it. I'd love to hear her rationale for container selection.


Right?

I could go through any of the recycling bins in my alley right now and find dozens of perfect bottles for a Molotov cocktail.  They'd even have somebody else's fingerprints on them.  I'd also probably find enough Styrofoam to pack into them.  Or I could go to an alley in another neighborhood and pick bottles that wouldn't even give the police a general location of where I lived at.

Buying the gasoline would be the tricky part.  Not many people walk up to a pump with a gas can these days... it stands out.  You could syphon the gas, but most cars have alarms.  A smart person would fill up their own tank and syphon it out in their garage to not draw attention.
 
2021-09-11 2:15:46 AM  

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Yes or no?


Such a hard call.
 
2021-09-11 2:17:55 AM  

electricjebus: SumoJeb: She went shopping for glass jars to make into molotov cocktails. Hahaha. I wonder what her criteria was for the perfect molotov container?
I would have thought a 12 pack of beer or a few bottles of wine would be the best choice, since the liquor is a bonus for post-molotov celebrations. Maybe my priorities are not in order when selecting molotov containers. I haven't ever put much thought into it. I'd love to hear her rationale for container selection.

Right?

I could go through any of the recycling bins in my alley right now and find dozens of perfect bottles for a Molotov cocktail.  They'd even have somebody else's fingerprints on them.  I'd also probably find enough Styrofoam to pack into them.  Or I could go to an alley in another neighborhood and pick bottles that wouldn't even give the police a general location of where I lived at.

Buying the gasoline would be the tricky part.  Not many people walk up to a pump with a gas can these days... it stands out.  You could syphon the gas, but most cars have alarms.  A smart person would fill up their own tank and syphon it out in their garage to not draw attention.


Beer doesn't burn. I feel like you might be terrible at molotov cocktails
 
2021-09-11 2:23:55 AM  

BlazeTrailer: electricjebus: SumoJeb: She went shopping for glass jars to make into molotov cocktails. Hahaha. I wonder what her criteria was for the perfect molotov container?
I would have thought a 12 pack of beer or a few bottles of wine would be the best choice, since the liquor is a bonus for post-molotov celebrations. Maybe my priorities are not in order when selecting molotov containers. I haven't ever put much thought into it. I'd love to hear her rationale for container selection.

Right?

I could go through any of the recycling bins in my alley right now and find dozens of perfect bottles for a Molotov cocktail.  They'd even have somebody else's fingerprints on them.  I'd also probably find enough Styrofoam to pack into them.  Or I could go to an alley in another neighborhood and pick bottles that wouldn't even give the police a general location of where I lived at.

Buying the gasoline would be the tricky part.  Not many people walk up to a pump with a gas can these days... it stands out.  You could syphon the gas, but most cars have alarms.  A smart person would fill up their own tank and syphon it out in their garage to not draw attention.

Beer doesn't burn. I feel like you might be terrible at molotov cocktails


Where did I say I would use beer in making the Molotov Cocktail?  I would use gasoline and Styrofoam.
 
2021-09-11 3:33:20 AM  
I'd go with a 40oz bottle of O.E. or Mickey's.
 
2021-09-11 3:38:45 AM  

jekfark: AlgaeRancher: All she wants to do is dance

Wild-eyed pistol wavers who ain't afraid to die


I knew the gun was loaded, but I didn't think it'd kill
Everything exploded and the blood began to spill


/amidoingitrite?
 
2021-09-11 4:17:43 AM  
But did she smoke her cigarette with style?
 
2021-09-11 4:23:05 AM  
She's a hardcore candy store, give me some more girll girl. She's so 🔥
 
2021-09-11 8:30:14 AM  

electricjebus: 3 Molotov cocktails and only $8,000 worth of damage?

What an amateur... and she got caught because she didn't take the price tag off one of the bottles?

I'm a relatively stable person who's never done a bunch of property damage to other people.  But if I were to snap and have it out against somebody... it would be a lot more than 8k worth of damage.

You don't Molotov cocktail a car, it's got a gas tank.  Just pry it open, stick a warm rag in there, let the induction pull the gas into the rag, light it and run like hell.  If you're worried about alarms, just put thermite on the hood.  That'll burn through the engine block and total the car.  Thermite is easy to make at home.

As for Molotov cocktails, you need to put Styrofoam or rubber in the bottle.  That way it'll stick to what it's burning and be harder to extinguish.  I'm not even an anarchist or prepper and I know this stuff.


Sugar.
 
2021-09-11 8:31:40 AM  

jekfark: Flincher: Yep....She is exactly as I pictured her to look like.


Another piece of Trumper trash

TDS! TDS!


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2021-09-11 8:34:38 AM  

BlazeTrailer: electricjebus: SumoJeb: She went shopping for glass jars to make into molotov cocktails. Hahaha. I wonder what her criteria was for the perfect molotov container?
I would have thought a 12 pack of beer or a few bottles of wine would be the best choice, since the liquor is a bonus for post-molotov celebrations. Maybe my priorities are not in order when selecting molotov containers. I haven't ever put much thought into it. I'd love to hear her rationale for container selection.

Right?

I could go through any of the recycling bins in my alley right now and find dozens of perfect bottles for a Molotov cocktail.  They'd even have somebody else's fingerprints on them.  I'd also probably find enough Styrofoam to pack into them.  Or I could go to an alley in another neighborhood and pick bottles that wouldn't even give the police a general location of where I lived at.

Buying the gasoline would be the tricky part.  Not many people walk up to a pump with a gas can these days... it stands out.  You could syphon the gas, but most cars have alarms.  A smart person would fill up their own tank and syphon it out in their garage to not draw attention.

Beer doesn't burn. I feel like you might be terrible at molotov cocktails


Not sure you have the concept down here. You drink the beer.
 
2021-09-11 10:23:29 AM  

electricjebus: SumoJeb: She went shopping for glass jars to make into molotov cocktails. Hahaha. I wonder what her criteria was for the perfect molotov container?
I would have thought a 12 pack of beer or a few bottles of wine would be the best choice, since the liquor is a bonus for post-molotov celebrations. Maybe my priorities are not in order when selecting molotov containers. I haven't ever put much thought into it. I'd love to hear her rationale for container selection.

Right?

I could go through any of the recycling bins in my alley right now and find dozens of perfect bottles for a Molotov cocktail.  They'd even have somebody else's fingerprints on them.  I'd also probably find enough Styrofoam to pack into them.  Or I could go to an alley in another neighborhood and pick bottles that wouldn't even give the police a general location of where I lived at.

Buying the gasoline would be the tricky part.  Not many people walk up to a pump with a gas can these days... it stands out.  You could syphon the gas, but most cars have alarms.  A smart person would fill up their own tank and syphon it out in their garage to not draw attention.


And mix em'  right up in the kitchen sink...
 
2021-09-11 10:41:37 AM  

AlgaeRancher: All she wants to do is dance


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2021-09-11 2:29:00 PM  
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"Yeah, I did it, so what?  Watcha gonna do about it?"

The face of someone with zero farks to give.
 
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