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2021-09-10 2:34:32 PM  
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2021-09-10 2:44:23 PM  
Yes, because a fighter pilot is going to voluntarily walk away from being a fighter pilot.

Do you even know how stupid that sounds, Maajid?
 
2021-09-10 2:46:15 PM  
Enjoy breaking big rocks into smaller rocks
 
2021-09-10 2:48:40 PM  
I hear Leavenworth is nice this time of year.
 
2021-09-10 2:51:33 PM  
If you're willing to stop defending your country because you are required to get a shot, I don't really think you care about defending your country
 
2021-09-10 2:54:47 PM  
This is so fake it hurts.
 
2021-09-10 3:00:16 PM  
None of those things happened.
 
2021-09-10 3:01:15 PM  

aleister_greynight: I hear Leavenworth is nice this time of year.


OldRod: If you're willing to stop defending your country because you are required to get a shot, I don't really think you care about defending your country


Guess who is required to get vaccinated. Prisoners. FAAFO
 
2021-09-10 3:05:58 PM  

GardenWeasel: None of those things happened.


Didn't it already happen at least once?  Or was that a reservist or something. Anyway, I doubt they're losing any sleep in Taipei.
 
2021-09-10 3:07:19 PM  
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2021-09-10 3:09:20 PM  
Why is a guy that's a member of the military wearing a shirt that disrespects the flag?
 
2021-09-10 3:18:24 PM  
Follow though on a threat like this and you will find out very quickly how valuable you are to the organization.

/Spoiler alert: most of the time your value is nowhere near what you think it is.
 
2021-09-10 3:24:28 PM  
Can the world get any stupider?

/Yes. The answer is always yes. This is what fuels Fark.
 
2021-09-10 3:26:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: This is so fake it hurts.


I disagree. I believe this guy really did record a rant from the driver's seat of his pickup.
 
2021-09-10 3:36:46 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: Follow though on a threat like this and you will find out very quickly how valuable you are to the organization.

/Spoiler alert: most of the time your value is nowhere near what you think it is.


No you see, each Air Force pilot is assigned his own personal F-22. So, 12 pilots go AWOL, 12 planes have to be crushed into a cube.

/This is what conservatives actually believe.
 
2021-09-10 3:37:01 PM  
Ahahahaha this clown ass thinks he was the only thing stopping an invasion of Taiwan?
 
2021-09-10 3:37:53 PM  
I've no time for be-Oakleyed douchebros spreading obvious bullshiat. Why did this get greenlit?
 
2021-09-10 3:38:01 PM  
Good, we shouldn't have plague rats infesting the military with their plague rat disease. Weird that all these farking traitors are ok with all the other vaccines that get jabbed into them, but suddenly it's a really important one that will save lives and they are like "nah"

I hope they can't get jobs and starve to death. Good riddance to stanky ass trash that was just shiatting up the place.
 
2021-09-10 3:38:10 PM  

FlashHarry: [Fark user image image 830x563]


You owe me a nose that doesn't have coffee in it.
 
2021-09-10 3:38:16 PM  
it's always those horrible sunglasses
 
2021-09-10 3:39:04 PM  
Let's give this a try- fighter jet pilots did just happen to walk off the job. They gave up a job that is incredibly difficult to get into and incredibly dangerous, but also has a nice long career path, both inside the military and outside.

Yep, I'm sure somewhere someone looked at the situation and said "Yeah, I can get a job in the private sector with the same mandatory vaccination requirements, making the same pay, with the same benefits, so take this job and shove it."
 
2021-09-10 3:39:15 PM  

OldRod: If you're willing to stop defending your country because you are required to get a shot, I don't really think you care about defending your country


Thread over.
 
2021-09-10 3:40:07 PM  

aleister_greynight: I hear Leavenworth is nice this time of year.


It is! https://www.wsdot.com/traffic/ccc​am.as​px?cam=9032


oh wait.. wrong Leavenworth....
 
2021-09-10 3:41:03 PM  
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2021-09-10 3:41:04 PM  
We had a special barracks building at Fort Hood for people that went AWOL and came back or got caught and got brought back. Those folks did not have a happy ending. I'd expect an officer that flies F-22's would like to have a future in aviation. Good farking luck finding a job doing that without a security clearance and a dishonorable discharge hanging over your head.
 
2021-09-10 3:41:52 PM  
LOL, whether or not he's telling the truth, he thinks a desertion mark on your record is better than a "didn't want to get a shot, like a little baby" mark?
 
2021-09-10 3:42:14 PM  
Where are our resident chicken farkers to throw logically fallacious desperate, weak and lazy arguments supporting Rants with Oakleys here?
 
2021-09-10 3:42:19 PM  

andrewagill: EnzoTheCoder: Follow though on a threat like this and you will find out very quickly how valuable you are to the organization.

/Spoiler alert: most of the time your value is nowhere near what you think it is.

No you see, each Air Force pilot is assigned his own personal F-22. So, 12 pilots go AWOL, 12 planes have to be crushed into a cube.

/This is what conservatives actually believe.


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Oh, hello.
 
2021-09-10 3:42:50 PM  
So 12 F-22s is all that's preventing China from invading Taiwan?? Wow, we'd better order a few hundred more of those. Most effective piece of equipment ever.
 
2021-09-10 3:43:19 PM  

Mikey1969: whether or not he's telling the truth,


he's not.
 
2021-09-10 3:43:30 PM  

enry: Why is a guy that's a member of the military wearing a shirt that disrespects the flag?


I don't know but apparentlyTHE FLAG IS STAYING UPSIDE DOWN!! WAKE UP!!!
 
2021-09-10 3:43:59 PM  

OldRod: If you're willing to stop defending your country because you are required to get a shot, I don't really think you care about defending your country


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2021-09-10 3:44:01 PM  
So he's fine with every other shot the military distributes on a mandatory basis depending on where you're deployed... 

But man, that Covid vax... Just a bridge too far. 

If this is your thought process you're proving you're too incompetent to be a pilot anyway. So byyyyeeeeee.
 
2021-09-10 3:44:02 PM  

FormlessOne: I've no time for be-Oakleyed douchebros spreading obvious bullshiat. Why did this get greenlit?


So we can mock it and drive page views!
 
2021-09-10 3:44:36 PM  

Maud Dib: andrewagill: EnzoTheCoder: Follow though on a threat like this and you will find out very quickly how valuable you are to the organization.

/Spoiler alert: most of the time your value is nowhere near what you think it is.

No you see, each Air Force pilot is assigned his own personal F-22. So, 12 pilots go AWOL, 12 planes have to be crushed into a cube.

/This is what conservatives actually believe.

[Fark user image image 425x253]Oh, hello.


Goollldfingerr....
Wa wahhh wahhh.
 
2021-09-10 3:44:41 PM  
LOL, wrong plane, but still funny:

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I think the F-22 is plenty capable of not flying regardless of whether there are pilots available Rolling on the floor laughing
 
2021-09-10 3:44:45 PM  
Even if it were true, that's like . . . 0.38% of the total fighter jets in the Air Force/Navy.
 
2021-09-10 3:45:11 PM  
This shiat is fake as hell, but you know what, if it's not then I totally support these anti-vaxxers shooting themselves in both feet to end their careers to live in a world that won't hire them, and pushes them to the fringes of society. Go form a cute little commune COVID ranch or something, drink some Flavor Aid, it'll be a grand ol' time, leave the rest of us out of it.
 
2021-09-10 3:45:13 PM  
They court martial F22 pilots just the same as grunts in the motor pool, Maverick.

Your cell might be a little more comfortable, but it won't be any easier to get out of.
 
2021-09-10 3:45:45 PM  

OldRod: If you're willing to stop defending your country because you are required to get a shot, I don't really think you care about defending your country


"whoa whoa whoa, I signed up to potentially get shot, not to potentially get a shot!  that's too much, man!"
 
2021-09-10 3:45:51 PM  
Of all the nasty vaccines and shots the military has to take - this one is f$cking nothing.
 
2021-09-10 3:46:41 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: NewportBarGuy: This is so fake it hurts.

I disagree. I believe this guy really did record a rant from the driver's seat of his pickup.


Don't they always?

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2021-09-10 3:46:47 PM  
Next time just fly off with the plane.  That'll show 'em until you run out of gas.
 
2021-09-10 3:47:04 PM  
A fighter pilot mutiny will bring down the entire military industrial complex.  Luckily the surveilance incarceration litigation complex will pick up the slack.
 
2021-09-10 3:47:05 PM  
any of these patriots refuse the 'magic potion' during basic training?
 
2021-09-10 3:47:26 PM  
Stolen valor?
 
2021-09-10 3:47:51 PM  
dearest broseph talkin jive in ur truckster,

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2021-09-10 3:47:55 PM  
Let's me get this straight.   Military folks that are trained from the start that the chain of command  goes top to the bottom are going to walk out on an order from a superior officer?

I think these folks forgot their training, or this twitter troll is out of is mind
 
2021-09-10 3:47:58 PM  

FarkMeAmadeus: So 12 F-22s is all that's preventing China from invading Taiwan?? Wow, we'd better order a few hundred more of those. Most effective piece of equipment ever.


Those aren't just any F22s.. those particular planes are from the Chair Force's Invisible Stealth Internet Fighter 88th Wing, also known as "The Flaming shiatHawks" .  Huge loss of military bro capability all thanks to Xio Xiden.
 
2021-09-10 3:48:00 PM  
Let me guess, this is less than 1% of our military walking off?

Just like all those nurses that walked off when their employer implemented vaccine mandates too.
 
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