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(JSOnline)   If you're still waiting on your UPS delivery of three bags of weed, the Geneva, Wisconsin police are holding both bags for you   (jsonline.com) divider line
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1355 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2021 at 11:03 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-09 10:42:27 PM  
F*ck off.

There's so much more to cops' duties than protecting the populist from a freaking harmless herb. Or so I thought.

Nice to know there's no crime in that town.
 
2021-09-09 10:50:37 PM  

Cafe Threads: F*ck off.

There's so much more to cops' duties than protecting the populist from a freaking harmless herb. Or so I thought.

Nice to know there's no crime in that town.


Which populist?  'Cause I gotta say, Huey Long would have snapped that shiat up.
 
2021-09-09 11:06:00 PM  
Are you sure it's not hemp flower, which is legal to ship most places?
 
2021-09-09 11:20:15 PM  
We get our weed delivered by Canada Post. From the Canadian government.
 
2021-09-09 11:22:57 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Cafe Threads: F*ck off.

There's so much more to cops' duties than protecting the populist from a freaking harmless herb. Or so I thought.

Nice to know there's no crime in that town.

Which populist?  'Cause I gotta say, Huey Long would have snapped that shiat up.


Yeah, everyone forgets who actually got the 18th Amendment in the Constitution. It wasn't party elites thinking that one up on the spot.
 
2021-09-09 11:24:17 PM  
Nooooooooooo.
 
2021-09-09 11:28:02 PM  
Let this be a lesson to the evil pot-smoker.
 
2021-09-09 11:30:13 PM  
Looks like good nugs, send it North.
 
2021-09-09 11:37:00 PM  
It was supposed to be five bags...wait...
 
2021-09-09 11:39:25 PM  
So I just have to ask the police if they're holding.
 
2021-09-09 11:49:16 PM  
I wasn't expecting math to be involved, but that's a nice headline ya got there Subby.
 
2021-09-09 11:56:08 PM  
Well I guess this means the local convention is postponed.
 
2021-09-10 12:06:57 AM  
It is only an hour drive from Geneva, WI to Rockford where weed is, gasp, legal.
 
2021-09-10 12:20:41 AM  

The5thElement: It is only an hour drive from Geneva, WI to Rockford where weed is, gasp, legal.


I'm a little further and have yet to *ahem* visit Galena lately.
 
2021-09-10 12:22:35 AM  
"UPS knew that there was significant value to the contents inside"

How does UPS know how valuable weed is?

I think I know.

Does my street or house number not look different from the one next door or on the next block?

To be fair, 1313 Mockingbird does sort of resemble 1813 Motleyturd after a few bong hits.

Neither are my actual address, but if you send stuff to them I might still get it though.  UPS works in mysterious ways

Amazon and FedEx aren't any better.
 
2021-09-10 12:39:27 AM  
Oh thank God. I thought they had been lost again.
 
2021-09-10 1:17:57 AM  
Cute headline Subs. Kinda subtle but then, bong, it hits you right between the eyes.
 
2021-09-10 3:23:02 AM  

RolfBlitzer: Are you sure it's not hemp flower, which is legal to ship most places?


Why would you ship hemp?
 
2021-09-10 3:25:22 AM  

WhippingBoi: We get our weed delivered by Canada Post. From the Canadian government.


Yeah it's almost like ordering weed from Amazon prime.
 
2021-09-10 7:31:56 AM  
Cafe Threads:

There's so much more to cops' duties than protecting the populist from a freaking harmless herb.

There sure is.  They could be protecting the public from people who traffic human beings to work as slave labor on black market weed farms in legal at retail states.

https://www.fark.com/comments/1170107​6​/Totally-harsh-weed-man#new

Weed seems to me to be pretty toxic as harmless herbs go.
 
2021-09-10 10:29:02 AM  
There were four bags!

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2021-09-10 11:44:35 AM  
Come get your 1/2 bag of weed, dammit.
 
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