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(KY3 Springfield)   Church has something to wine about   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Eucharist, Pastor Michael Kern of Hosanna, Lutheran Church, Christian terms, Lutheranism, KSHB-TV reports, rows of vines, Liberty police  
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1908 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2021 at 10:48 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-09-09 9:10:53 PM  
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2021-09-09 11:04:19 PM  
"Pastor Michael Kern of Hosanna! Lutheran Church said the church traditionally picks the grapes after a service and converts it into communion wine for the rest of the year."

2021-09-09 11:08:53 PM  
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2021-09-09 11:11:43 PM  
Clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of them.
2021-09-09 11:47:30 PM  
1000 pounds == 1 kilopound
2021-09-09 11:55:54 PM  
Ahh, the days of wine and rosaries.
2021-09-10 12:11:11 AM  
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I suppose 1500lbs is more than 1000lbs.  It just seems like a weird time to round a number off.
2021-09-10 6:23:32 AM  
"KY3 (Really?!  That's the name of our news channel?!) was able to obtain this image of the wine thief."
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/Google it!
2021-09-10 9:01:26 AM  
Damnit. Those grapes were for the poor and homeless. (Some of the local churches have garden boxes where they grow fresh produce for the poor and homelss, so that was my first thought. I am horrified to learn it was a cleryman who makes his own Communion wine).

Not surprised, just shocked. Crazy Lutherans. You never know what they're going to get up to.
2021-09-10 9:02:16 AM  
Way to practice faith, hope, and charity.
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