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2021-09-09 6:41:33 PM  
"And it's almost like a plague."

That's exactly what it is, you stupid mf-er.
 
2021-09-09 8:40:53 PM  
Just here to say that they're the only people I've ever heard call themselves hill billies. Dumb. But like Forrest said about stupid...
 
2021-09-09 9:21:13 PM  
Dead hillbillies is not a bad thing.
 
2021-09-09 9:24:18 PM  
Whoopty-doo, another yokel safari

See the quaint souvenir shop!  The adorable family-owned cafe!  The neighborhood across the tracks where the 'migrant workers' live!

Hear the soul-searing stories of people who really, really wanted to do the right thing, but gollee those big city folk are so darn mean.

Be amazed by overweight, aging white people who are so desperate to feel relevant that they think Big Pharma is attacking THEM, putting mind-control drugs in THEIR water, and doing everything to subvert THEIR government!
 
2021-09-09 9:59:00 PM  
This week I found out that all of my unvaccinated family along with the unvaccinated portion of my wife's family have all gotten sick with COVID. Sheepishly they are announcing it over the phone during conversations. I haven't seen any of them bragging that they got COVID on all the social media they used to post pro-Trump stuff on.  I'm talking a dozen people spread across Florida, Georgia and North Carolina. Total deniers from the start. For the ones that didn't get too sick or are in recovery, they still say they won't get the vaccine since they now have more anti-bodies to it than if they got the vaccine. Another says the vaccine is causing COVID to mutate. They would rather die for their cause than admit they (or worse, their tribe) were wrong.
 
2021-09-09 10:15:21 PM  
Idiots.
 
2021-09-09 10:26:03 PM  
It's like joining a Cletus Safari with a leper colony.
 
2021-09-09 10:28:15 PM  
Willful stupidity, passed down along with daddy's shotgun and hatred of foreigners
 
2021-09-09 10:29:30 PM  
Common clay, etc., etc.
 
2021-09-09 10:29:43 PM  
I rtfa.

One of those people said that the vaccine was delayed to hurt Trump, his president, so he wasn't taking "their" medicine.

W.T.F.?
 
2021-09-09 10:29:58 PM  
Oooooh!! CNN!! That bastion of non-biased reporting!! Being desperate for ratings they certainly wouldn't offer a biased, click bait story!! Never!!
 
2021-09-09 10:30:56 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Oooooh!! CNN!! That bastion of non-biased reporting!! Being desperate for ratings they certainly wouldn't offer a biased, click bait story!! Never!!


What are you screaming about?

Slow down, take a deep breath, put the right words in the right order
 
2021-09-09 10:31:52 PM  

Urmuf Hamer: Just here to say that they're the only people I've ever heard call themselves hill billies. Dumb. But like Forrest said about stupid...


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I think they're usually okay with hillbilly but don't like redneck.
 
2021-09-09 10:32:57 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Oooooh!! CNN!! That bastion of non-biased reporting!! Being desperate for ratings they certainly wouldn't offer a biased, click bait story!! Never!!


Feel free to point out what was biased.
 
2021-09-09 10:35:49 PM  
"They shafted my President," Bland said. He thought the vaccine was delayed intentionally to hurt Trump,a baseless claim. "They wouldn't give it to him because they know damn good and well he'd be reelected, and there'd be nothing nobody could do. So, they had to swindle around and scheme around and keep it from him, and just as soon as the election was over, Bam! There we got it."

"I'm so bullheaded. You shafted me out of my President. I ain't taking your medicine," he said. "I'll take what they gave him, but I'm not taking yours."


God damn, you a dumb sumbiatch, ain'tcha?
 
2021-09-09 10:37:01 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Oooooh!! CNN!! That bastion of non-biased reporting!! Being desperate for ratings they certainly wouldn't offer a biased, click bait story!! Never!!


I'm tired of the "why don't we examine their feelings" bullshiat articles instead of calling these monstrous idiots out. I yearn for r/HermanCainAwards the article.
 
2021-09-09 10:37:24 PM  
Good. Fark 'em if they ain't got the sense to come in from the rain.
 
2021-09-09 10:37:45 PM  
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2021-09-09 10:37:50 PM  
*yawn*... are they dead yet?
 
2021-09-09 10:38:41 PM  
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2021-09-09 10:39:06 PM  
It's so plain and so obvious that it's come to this...separate the wheat from the chaff.
 
2021-09-09 10:39:56 PM  
Lol don't care go ahead and die ya goofy dickhead
 
2021-09-09 10:39:56 PM  
There are California hillbillies too.  Everything is a conspiracy, including lawn sprinklers.  We were so innocent in 2007.

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2021-09-09 10:40:44 PM  

Chariset: Be amazed by overweight, aging white people who are so desperate to feel relevant that they think Big Pharma is attacking THEM, putting mind-control drugs in THEIR water, and doing everything to subvert THEIR government!


In fairness, Big Pharma has certainly done a few bombing runs across working class rural America.
 
2021-09-09 10:40:54 PM  
Also, you should understand that it's ALL dumb, white, MAGA, nazi anti-vaxxers that are not vaxxed at this point. Yup.

Grandpa earpiece said he was tired of their shiat too. It's totally NOT minorities.  Nope. All stupid nazi whites. DAMNED TRUMPERS!!
 
2021-09-09 10:41:25 PM  
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2021-09-09 10:44:06 PM  
Is this them owning me again? Because idiots threatening suicide doesn't really trigger me.
 
2021-09-09 10:45:13 PM  
It's Missouri...only way these people will listen is if the Cardinals and Royals refuse to play unless everyone gets vaccinated.
 
2021-09-09 10:46:27 PM  
As it has always been, as it will always be.
 
2021-09-09 10:48:16 PM  

Bowen: Urmuf Hamer: Just here to say that they're the only people I've ever heard call themselves hill billies. Dumb. But like Forrest said about stupid...

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I think they're usually okay with hillbilly but don't like redneck.


Rednecks were southern farmers whose necks were red from working in the fields.

Hillbillies are from Appalachia.

Different subcultures.
 
2021-09-09 10:48:27 PM  
JFC! It's a shot. Pretend you stepped on a rusty nail!

Dumbfarks
 
2021-09-09 10:48:40 PM  
In Minnesota, we don't have hillbillies, we have "jack pine savages."
 
2021-09-09 10:49:19 PM  
All the smart people in the US have already been vaccinated. Even if it turned out that the vaccine kills you exactly 16 months after the injection, I'd rather go out with the smart people than be stuck in a world where only the idiots remain, and doubly so because they'd be so busy gloating about being proven right.

/At least, until they start drowning in their own mucous.
 
2021-09-09 10:49:27 PM  
Read about two-thirds of that before I gave up. Just die already.
 
2021-09-09 10:49:34 PM  
I keep thinking I understand the crazy and then they keep coming up with newer and better crazy that blows my mind all over again.
 
2021-09-09 10:51:11 PM  
That is really an amazing read.

The term "autogenocide" was coined to describe what happened in Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge: the killing of a country's citizens of it's own ethnic group by its own ethnic group. And that's what's going on here. And for the same pointless, arbitrary, ideological reasons. "You were mean to Trump, so I'm not going to get your vaccine."

Well, how does that either HELP Trump or HURT us, you dumb hick? How does this little town's weird insular behavior benefit ANYBODY except, well, nobody, really. Even the politicians whose rhetoric provoked this attitude don't really get anything out of it, because these folks aren't their base per se. They're certainly not going to be putting money in anyone's coffers or doing much but voting for president every four years.

It's really bizarre, like the Killing Fields, or the Communist show trials in the 30's. Just inexplicable to an outsider.
 
2021-09-09 10:52:13 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Chinesenookiefactory: Oooooh!! CNN!! That bastion of non-biased reporting!! Being desperate for ratings they certainly wouldn't offer a biased, click bait story!! Never!!

I'm tired of the "why don't we examine their feelings" bullshiat articles instead of calling these monstrous idiots out. I yearn for r/HermanCainAwards the article.


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2021-09-09 10:55:30 PM  
I've been lurking on right wing sites to see the reaction to vaccine mandates.

It is so disturbing I had to quit.

Violent rape imagery being used to suggest that a vaccine mandate is the same thing.  Those images are getting lots of laughs and support too.  I reported it and skedaddled.  Probably won't matter, but still.

Smh.
 
2021-09-09 11:00:12 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Also, you should understand that it's ALL dumb, white, MAGA, nazi anti-vaxxers that are not vaxxed at this point. Yup.

Grandpa earpiece said he was tired of their shiat too. It's totally NOT minorities.  Nope. All stupid nazi whites. DAMNED TRUMPERS!!


It's nice to see you out here having a good time, honey.

*tousleshair*
 
2021-09-09 11:00:42 PM  

buttercat: I've been lurking on right wing sites to see the reaction to vaccine mandates.

It is so disturbing I had to quit.

Violent rape imagery being used to suggest that a vaccine mandate is the same thing.  Those images are getting lots of laughs and support too.  I reported it and skedaddled.  Probably won't matter, but still.

Smh.


You can go back a few years or ahead a few years and it will be the same, just raging about something else that's based on conspiracy or a fwd fwd fwd email.
 
2021-09-09 11:02:07 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Oooooh!! CNN!! That bastion of non-biased reporting!! Being desperate for ratings they certainly wouldn't offer a biased, click bait story!! Never!!


hey guys i found someone from the ozarks
 
2021-09-09 11:04:46 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: In Minnesota, we don't have hillbillies, we have "jack pine savages."


In WI, we have "way too many people who still believe that Joe McCarthy was right"...

/also, the occasional ed gein impersonator
 
2021-09-09 11:05:39 PM  
 

Chariset: Be amazed by overweight, aging white people who are so desperate to feel relevant that they think Big Pharma is attacking THEM, putting mind-control drugs in THEIR water, and doing everything to subvert THEIR government!


As if their minds were worth controlling. sheesh!
 
2021-09-09 11:09:57 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Also, you should understand that it's ALL dumb, white, MAGA, nazi anti-vaxxers that are not vaxxed at this point. Yup.

Grandpa earpiece said he was tired of their shiat too. It's totally NOT minorities.  Nope. All stupid nazi whites. DAMNED TRUMPERS!!


You do realize that *the line of reasoning* is unique with said dumb yt maga nazis.

/black people: irrational fear of gov't pulling a Tuskeegee, but at least there's something to it and education efforts are working
//who you mentioned: irrational fear of not-Trump, and get more and more obstinate w/ each round of education
 
2021-09-09 11:11:55 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "They shafted my President," Bland said. He thought the vaccine was delayed intentionally to hurt Trump,a baseless claim. "They wouldn't give it to him because they know damn good and well he'd be reelected, and there'd be nothing nobody could do. So, they had to swindle around and scheme around and keep it from him, and just as soon as the election was over, Bam! There we got it."

"I'm so bullheaded. You shafted me out of my President. I ain't taking your medicine," he said. "I'll take what they gave him, but I'm not taking yours."

God damn, you a dumb sumbiatch, ain'tcha?


Wait, so now they won't take it because it didn't come fast enough?
 
2021-09-09 11:13:33 PM  
This is a great time to be alive.   Not even kidding.   Assuming we survive this, the demographics may change for the better in our lifetimes.
 
2021-09-09 11:14:56 PM  
It has been surreal watching a third of my country go batshiat crazy over the last six years and I'm at a total loss to explain the Oppositional Defiant Disorder that exploded in the conservatives. But, I'm not going to worry about hillbillies, they don't worry about me.
 
2021-09-09 11:19:39 PM  
As soon as the vax is safe for even newborns to get, I think we should all just stand back and let St. Darwin take care of the howler monkeys in MAGA hats. No more efforts to be made at that point. These types have proven that they're even willing to drive Humanity into extinction to please their Tangerine Death God, so fark em if only they get the Coof and croak.
 
2021-09-09 11:23:08 PM  

vudukungfu: Dead hillbillies is not a bad thing.


Not only is it not a bad thing, but that the day the last MAGA goon wheezes their last should become a global holiday to be celebrated year after year. With holiday specials on TV and everything.

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Only question would be what to name it? Victory over MAGA Day? LIbsmas? Croako De Stupido?
 
2021-09-09 11:23:14 PM  

Target Builder: Chariset: Be amazed by overweight, aging white people who are so desperate to feel relevant that they think Big Pharma is attacking THEM, putting mind-control drugs in THEIR water, and doing everything to subvert THEIR government!

In fairness, Big Pharma has certainly done a few bombing runs across working class rural America.


Pfft. Yeah, "Big Pharma" is forcing them to smoke & eat themselves to death.
 
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