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(Alaska Public Media)   Doing crack on Naked Island or something, subby didn't read too closely   (alaskapublic.org) divider line
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2021-09-09 9:11:44 PM  
They got lucky.
 
2021-09-09 9:20:53 PM  
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2021-09-09 9:25:37 PM  
Wow, crack saves lives.
 
2021-09-09 9:29:39 PM  
I have no idea what is going on.
 
2021-09-09 9:31:07 PM  
"Doing Crack On Naked Island' is the title I'm going to use for my autobiography
 
2021-09-09 9:32:52 PM  

August11: I have no idea what is going on.


Cell phone saves Robinson Crusoe, not by calling for help, but by flashing the Coast Guard wearing night vision goggles.
 
2021-09-09 9:34:14 PM  
Yep, nothing like smoking crack on Naked Island. Too bad they found him so soon.
 
2021-09-09 9:35:50 PM  

daffy: They got lucky.


Dude sounds like he dressed for the weather. A chilly night, but survivable.

Keep some steel wool in your pocket, and use the juice from the cell phone battery to heat it up and start a fire. A few amps through steel wool and that stuff burns good.
 
2021-09-09 9:42:16 PM  
If I'm in a boat, farting around some islands in farking ALASKA, you can be damn sure I'm spending the money for a quality Personal Locator Beacon (PLB). $500 gets you a good one with no subscription. A few hundred more, plus a subscription, and you can make calls on the Iridium satellite network.

If your life depends on it, spend the money for the best. You don't buy the bargain parachute.
 
2021-09-09 9:47:23 PM  
So wait this isn't an announcement for a Fark Party? What the hell
 
2021-09-09 9:54:30 PM  
Is Naked Island a desert island, or a deserted island?

I'm not sure how I feel about this. Need more details.
 
2021-09-09 10:01:56 PM  
I was on a naked island once. Everywhere I looked I was seeing people's crack.
 
2021-09-09 10:05:44 PM  

phishrace: Is Naked Island a desert island, or a deserted island?

I'm not sure how I feel about this. Need more details.


I'm just assuming it's an island filled with naked, beautiful people - I mean why else would they call it Naked Island? And according to subby, they apparently smoke a lot of crack there, too. Sounds like a great place, why would anyone even want to be rescued from Naked Crack Island at all??
 
2021-09-09 11:08:04 PM  

jim32rr: So wait this isn't an announcement for a Fark Party? What the hell


Could be.
 
2021-09-09 11:24:09 PM  

indy_kid: daffy: They got lucky.

Dude sounds like he dressed for the weather. A chilly night, but survivable.

Keep some steel wool in your pocket, and use the juice from the cell phone battery to heat it up and start a fire. A few amps through steel wool and that stuff burns good.


OK, Boy Scout, or survivalist.
 
2021-09-09 11:25:54 PM  

indy_kid: daffy: They got lucky.

Dude sounds like he dressed for the weather. A chilly night, but survivable.

Keep some steel wool in your pocket, and use the juice from the cell phone battery to heat it up and start a fire. A few amps through steel wool and that stuff burns good.


I have a better plan: I don't leave home.

/my plan sucks.
 
2021-09-09 11:53:35 PM  
Cracked cell phone...
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