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2021-09-09 2:32:39 PM  
That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."
 
2021-09-09 3:45:34 PM  

Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."


Oh, there's a reason.  But, it's horrifying, demented and obscene.
 
2021-09-09 4:21:41 PM  
They haven't reached the so what shoot each other phase yet?
 
2021-09-09 4:22:50 PM  
Tough to be a Humanist these days.
 
2021-09-09 4:23:48 PM  
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I like your little Army dress there, Bro-sef.

Tactical and practical.
 
2021-09-09 4:24:28 PM  
Why were the protestors resisting?

#backtheblueliban
 
2021-09-09 4:24:36 PM  
They seem better trained and more restrained than the US police at this so ... bragging?
 
2021-09-09 4:25:13 PM  
The only way to stop it is to full on colonize the place.  Anybody want to try that?

That's what it would take, and I don't see it happening.  Nobody's going to occupy Afghanistan and attempt to replace their culture at gunpoint.

Maybe China.
 
2021-09-09 4:25:21 PM  

Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."


You realize the Taliban and ISIS are different groups, right?

Because it sounds like you are referencing what happened at the airport a week ago
 
2021-09-09 4:25:25 PM  

dothemath: [media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com image 760x507]
I like your little Army dress there, Bro-sef.

Tactical and practical.


And the matching sleeves and leggings complete the ensemble. Tres chic.
 
2021-09-09 4:27:12 PM  

Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."


These women are fu*ked.

Mohammed and the Funky Bunch arent going to mow down a bunch of girls while the cameras are still rolling but I guarantee you theyre making a list and when shiat settles down in six months they are going to be making some house calls.
 
2021-09-09 4:27:53 PM  
The refuge rush coming out of Afghanistan is going to be insane in the coming years
 
2021-09-09 4:28:28 PM  

Unsung_Hero: The only way to stop it is to full on colonize the place.  Anybody want to try that?

That's what it would take, and I don't see it happening.  Nobody's going to occupy Afghanistan and attempt to replace their culture at gunpoint.

Maybe China.



Not likely, my guess is that China will let the Taliban do as they please and gratefully mine their rare earth minerals.
 
2021-09-09 4:28:40 PM  

Decorus: They haven't reached the so what shoot each other phase yet?


There's always another girl daring to get an education rather than just being a dumb broodmare. You have to shoot one of them in the face every so often to keep bad ideas like that out.
 
2021-09-09 4:30:20 PM  
If they keep on like this the fellas over there won't have anyone to bang but each other.
 
2021-09-09 4:30:54 PM  
They're mad at Pakistan and rightfully so.
 
2021-09-09 4:31:43 PM  

chickenshack: Unsung_Hero: The only way to stop it is to full on colonize the place.  Anybody want to try that?

That's what it would take, and I don't see it happening.  Nobody's going to occupy Afghanistan and attempt to replace their culture at gunpoint.

Maybe China.


Not likely, my guess is that China will let the Taliban do as they please and gratefully mine their rare earth minerals.


Yeah, China won't give a shiat unless the Taliban decide to get uppity with Chinese mineral rights. The Chinese won't have the moral resistance to wiping out a large swath of Taliban leadership in a single strike. So the Chinese kill a few thousand civilians....? They won't care, and the condemnation of the international community won't matter.
 
2021-09-09 4:32:13 PM  
Later Monday, Ahmad Massoud, leader of the National Resistance Front, called for a general uprising against the Taliban.
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2021-09-09 4:32:14 PM  
Texas furiously taking notes
 
2021-09-09 4:33:30 PM  

WhiskeySticks: If they keep on like this the fellas over there won't have anyone to bang but each other.


There's always goats I guess; just make sure you only fark it after giving it Ivermectin
 
2021-09-09 4:35:38 PM  
That should work out well. A bunch of violent, undersexed, over-armed religious zealots running around your country never backfires.
 
2021-09-09 4:36:46 PM  

forever_blowing_bubbles: They seem better trained and more restrained than the US police at this so ... bragging?


You sure managed to glean a lot from that single photo. These guys probably disagree with you and they weren't even throwing bricks.


https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/08/asia/a​f​ghanistan-women-taliban-government-int​l/index.html
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2021-09-09 4:37:07 PM  

dothemath: I like your little Army dress there, Bro-sef.


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blondambition: And the matching sleeves and leggings complete the ensemble. Tres chic.


It's actually just the knee and elbow pads, he has regular pants and a long shirt. Although since he's not on an active entry team, what they're doing on their knees and elbows so much that they walk around with pads is a different story.
 
2021-09-09 4:38:15 PM  

WhiskeySticks: If they keep on like this the fellas over there won't have anyone to bang but each other.


What, no young boys left?
 
2021-09-09 4:38:56 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: what they're doing on their knees and elbows so much that they walk around with pads


He rode his bike to work.
Safety first!
 
2021-09-09 4:40:07 PM  

inglixthemad: chickenshack: Unsung_Hero: The only way to stop it is to full on colonize the place.  Anybody want to try that?

That's what it would take, and I don't see it happening.  Nobody's going to occupy Afghanistan and attempt to replace their culture at gunpoint.

Maybe China.


Not likely, my guess is that China will let the Taliban do as they please and gratefully mine their rare earth minerals.

Yeah, China won't give a shiat unless the Taliban decide to get uppity with Chinese mineral rights. The Chinese won't have the moral resistance to wiping out a large swath of Taliban leadership in a single strike. So the Chinese kill a few thousand civilians....? They won't care, and the condemnation of the international community won't matter.


I more see China just moving in and breeding them out.  And every attack on a Chinese citizen will result in a little more brutal control to accelerate the process.

China has a lot of guys without gals who might see the colonial life as an attractive option.
 
2021-09-09 4:40:51 PM  

chickenshack: Unsung_Hero: The only way to stop it is to full on colonize the place.  Anybody want to try that?

That's what it would take, and I don't see it happening.  Nobody's going to occupy Afghanistan and attempt to replace their culture at gunpoint.

Maybe China.


Not likely, my guess is that China will let the Taliban do as they please and gratefully mine their rare earth minerals.


And then we'll order all the things that require said R.E. minerals :(
 
2021-09-09 4:46:56 PM  

GrinzGrimly: forever_blowing_bubbles: They seem better trained and more restrained than the US police at this so ... bragging?

You sure managed to glean a lot from that single photo. These guys probably disagree with you and they weren't even throwing bricks.


https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/08/asia/af​ghanistan-women-taliban-government-int​l/index.html
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Lighten up Grancis ...
 
2021-09-09 4:47:10 PM  
Reached that stage? This is what they've always been about, Subby. Did you miss seeing all those people who decided they'd rather try making an impossible escape by clinging to the outside of a plane than have to endure being under the rule of these monsters?
 
2021-09-09 4:47:36 PM  
Keep pushing, women. Don't let the farkers break your resolve.
 
2021-09-09 4:49:45 PM  

Cajnik: Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."

You realize the Taliban and ISIS are different groups, right?

Because it sounds like you are referencing what happened at the airport a week ago


You realize ISIS and ISIS-K are different groups, right?

Because it sounds like you are referencing what happened at the airport a week ago
 
2021-09-09 4:52:03 PM  
It will get to the point where the taliban kill/drive off all the women and have their paradise on earth and die out, or just push the civilian population so much they finally push back and stomp a mudhole. Either way it will just be more blood a violence in the country for another few generations.
 
2021-09-09 4:54:01 PM  
When I see stuff like this, I am astonished at how brave people can be, literally putting their lives on the line to fight for what's right in the face of violent extremists, knowing it could end with them being shot, raped, and stoned to death but fighting all the same because it's all they can do.

Then I watch some Twitter videos of people in East Bumblefark, TN throw fits over masks, realize those crybabies think they're doing the same thing, and want to pour myself a drink.

Women facing actual adversity and actual risk for your cause, keep up the good fight. We admire what you're doing.
 
2021-09-09 4:57:23 PM  
In the next war with them, Lets just use the banks and debt collectors to evict them. It work so well here in the U.S.A.
 
2021-09-09 4:59:32 PM  
So why is the caption "Taliban soldier guarding women?"
 
2021-09-09 5:03:20 PM  
Girls.....not in my America.   Those are menstruating persons or almost menstruating persons
 
2021-09-09 5:06:06 PM  
It will be hilarious if, after all the bullshiat and military and dumping money into the Afghan government and military we set up, the thing that finally beats the Taliban is that the new generation of men and women who received at least basic education are not willing to go along with being dragged back into the middle ages.

For those who say the Taliban is Afghan culture, these women are also Afghan culture.
 
2021-09-09 5:11:44 PM  

BlackWivesMatter: Girls.....not in my America.   Those are menstruating persons or almost menstruating persons


Is this supposed to be a variation on the One Damn Joke or something?
 
2021-09-09 5:13:18 PM  

Cajnik: Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."

You realize the Taliban and ISIS are different groups, right?

Because it sounds like you are referencing what happened at the airport a week ago


The Taliban and Isis are both Sunni Islamist extremist groups seeking to form authoritarian states under strict Sharia law and prepared to use violence to achieve their aim.
The two forces are actually enemies, however, who have fought bitterly...

From the US stand point they seem like "good cop, bad cop."
 
2021-09-09 5:15:05 PM  
But hey, who're we to question their deeply held religious beliefs?
 
2021-09-09 5:18:39 PM  

Cajnik: Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."

You realize the Taliban and ISIS are different groups, right?

Because it sounds like you are referencing what happened at the airport a week ago


The guy the Taliban put in charge of the country's security is an international terrorist responsible for many suicide bombings.
 
2021-09-09 5:19:27 PM  
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They are totally changed this time. Promise!
 
2021-09-09 5:21:25 PM  

Lambskincoat: The Taliban and Isis are both Sunni Islamist extremist groups seeking to form authoritarian states under strict Sharia law and prepared to use violence to achieve their aim.
The two forces are actually enemies, however, who have fought bitterly...

From the US stand point they seem like "good cop, bad cop."


More like [LetThemFight.jpg] and hopefully with minimal collateral damage.
 
2021-09-09 5:23:09 PM  

Lambskincoat: Cajnik: Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."

You realize the Taliban and ISIS are different groups, right?

Because it sounds like you are referencing what happened at the airport a week ago

The Taliban and Isis are both Sunni Islamist extremist groups seeking to form authoritarian states under strict Sharia law and prepared to use violence to achieve their aim.
The two forces are actually enemies, however, who have fought bitterly...

From the US stand point they seem like "good cop, bad cop."


Splitters!
Life of Brian - The People's Front of Judea
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2021-09-09 5:44:01 PM  
Uniforms are going to be a problem for the Taliban but if they dress up like Saudi soldiers and police and keep the executions numbers down to about seven a month  no body will pay attention.
 
2021-09-09 5:45:59 PM  
For some perspective on what things have been and are like outside of Kabul.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/20​2​1/09/13/the-other-afghan-women
In the countryside, the endless killing of civilians turned women against the occupiers who claimed to be helping them.
 
2021-09-09 5:47:03 PM  

xanadian: Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."

Oh, there's a reason.  But, it's horrifying, demented and obscene.


The reason is written clearly in their holy book
 
2021-09-09 5:47:41 PM  

Cajnik: Lambskincoat: That comes right after "So, what? Just blow up a bunch of strangers, for no reason."

You realize the Taliban and ISIS are different groups, right?

Because it sounds like you are referencing what happened at the airport a week ago


Different leaders, same followers, same playbook.
 
2021-09-09 5:47:49 PM  
Maybe if the men of Afghanistan weren't such pants wetting, bacha bazi (look it up) loving cowards the women wouldn't be getting shot and beat for wanting basic human rights.
But no, the men are all too busy fighting to be on the planes to the west while leaving their women and children behind.
 
2021-09-09 5:49:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Keep pushing, women. Don't let the farkers break your resolve.


I got to respect the guts these women are showing.
Let's hope that stays a figurative statement instead of a literal one.
 
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