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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Former Seattle Seahawk Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch to open a restaurant, where your dinner will be served by spiking it on the table if it doesn't get stolen by the New England Patriots first   (kiro7.com) divider line
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450 clicks; posted to Sports » and Food » on 09 Sep 2021 at 3:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-09 1:53:54 PM  
11 votes:
Ok, let's see... you had the chicken, you had a steak, you had fish, and.... I'm sorry to say your entree was intercepted by table 27.
 
2021-09-09 4:19:08 PM  
9 votes:
My one claim to youtube infamy back in the day was making this and watching it go viral for a few days.

Marshawn Lynch's Tecmo Bowl Run
Youtube nPIH_snWBEs
 
2021-09-09 3:11:10 PM  
8 votes:
Everything comes with a side of Skittles.
 
2021-09-09 2:29:15 PM  
8 votes:
What's even worse is that the waiters will walk to within one yard of your table with your order and then pass it to someone on the other side of the dining room.
 
2021-09-09 4:25:40 PM  
7 votes:
He'll adhere to city regulations requiring patrons to wear masks just so he don't get fined.
 
2021-09-09 3:10:34 PM  
6 votes:
Very timely.  Why just last night I was bemoaning to the Mrs. that our neighborhood really lacked a decent Spam, poi, and Jello Shot purveyor.
 
2021-09-09 2:26:40 PM  
5 votes:

Monty_Zoncolan: Ok, let's see... you had the chicken, you had a steak, you had fish, and.... I'm sorry to say your entree was intercepted by table 27.


By Malcom "King of New England" Butler!
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2021-09-09 11:01:10 PM  
4 votes:

JohnBigBootay: I think he seems like a cool person and he's very interesting. But these  fawning articles that put him out there as having this amazing financial acumen are weird. Who knows if this is accurate but Forbes says his NFL salary earnings alone is around 59 million dollars. And they cite his net worth is 35 million in 2021. If he's really only worth 35 million on a gross of 59 million PLUS endorsements.... Well. That's just not super impressive. Is it? I mean I think the guy is not at all an idiot. But given the market conditions and the length of time he's been in it ( real estate OR equities) he doesn't seem to have generated an exceptional return if that net worth is accurate. Very cool that he's not likely to join those who lost it all.


Dude put movie theater ropes around his Lambo:

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I'd say he's all about protecting his investments.
 
2021-09-09 6:57:26 PM  
4 votes:
I'll have the Beast a la Mode.
 
2021-09-09 3:18:30 PM  
4 votes:
I, for one, am disappointed that it's not named Feast Mode.
 
2021-09-09 5:22:59 PM  
3 votes:
I'll pass.
 
2021-09-09 5:19:36 PM  
3 votes:
The restaurant will specialize in quesadilla

Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Marshawn Lynch
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2021-09-09 7:02:07 PM  
2 votes:
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Football: The Meal with some Donk-a-mole.
 
2021-09-09 6:14:41 PM  
2 votes:

Ker_Thwap: Monty_Zoncolan: Ok, let's see... you had the chicken, you had a steak, you had fish, and.... I'm sorry to say your entree was intercepted by table 27.

By Malcom "King of New England" Butler!
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That still stings to watch.

/coulda been a dynasty!
 
2021-09-10 7:54:31 AM  
1 vote:
I've heard that they make a good Denver omelette.
 
2021-09-09 9:51:56 PM  
1 vote:
Skittle Pot Pie?
 
2021-09-09 5:14:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just here for the free chips and salsa.
 
2021-09-09 4:14:31 PM  
1 vote:

brap: Very timely.  Why just last night I was bemoaning to the Mrs. that our neighborhood really lacked a decent Spam, poi, and Jello Shot purveyor.


You forgot Loco moco and macaroni salad!

/shave ice for desert, brah
 
2021-09-09 4:10:48 PM  
1 vote:

Monty_Zoncolan: Ok, let's see... you had the chicken, you had a steak, you had fish, and.... I'm sorry to say your entree was intercepted by table 27.


I had lasagna.
 
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