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(Mational Day Calendar)   Today is National Wiener Schnitzel Day, so celebrate by finding someone hot and willing to Schnitzel your Wiener   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2021-09-09 6:47:14 PM  
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2021-09-09 8:11:56 PM  
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"so celebrate by finding someone hot and willing to Schnitzel your Weiner"

You're suggesting we find someone willing to flatten our wiener with a mallet, bread it, and deep fry it?

Hell no.  Not even if they're smoking hot.
 
2021-09-09 8:18:21 PM  
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Other than having nothing to do with wiener schnitzel... hah!

I see your wiener and show you another one:

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2021-09-09 8:53:07 PM  
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That's really strange looking breaded veal!
 
2021-09-09 8:13:41 PM  
1 vote:
I don't feel comfortable eating veal.
 
2021-09-09 8:41:56 PM  
1 vote:

Oneiros: "so celebrate by finding someone hot and willing to Schnitzel your Weiner"

You're suggesting we find someone willing to flatten our wiener with a mallet, bread it, and deep fry it?

Hell no.  Not even if they're smoking hot.


But what if they're an exceptional chef?
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2021-09-09 9:17:58 PM  
1 vote:
When I was in Vienna, Wiener schnitzel was my favorite street cart quick meal. If I didn't have to meet some friends in Budapest, more than two weeks of that diet would have given me a heart attack.

I forget where I was in the US, but I ordered it at a restaurant. After the first eager bite, I realized it was chicken. That also almost killed me.
 
2021-09-10 11:35:44 PM  
1 vote:

Percise1: fasahd: Percise1: All local Germanic restaurants have closed in the last 10+ years, so no real options.

This looks local to you:
Address: 1229 N Dutton Ave, Santa Rosa, CA 95401[Fark user image 850x190]

Good call, and yes, about 5 miles away.
if they are still open, I'll be ordering from them soon.
*they are still open*


Google searching is fun with morning coffee. Glad I could help.  Intertubes is weird; I'm in Daytona Beach, Fl
 
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