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(Some Guy)   Alright, who's been leaving books promising a 'blind date' in parks in Sheffield?   (sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk) divider line
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1499 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2021 at 8:34 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-09 7:59:17 PM  
Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.
 
2021-09-09 8:46:46 PM  
Helen Keller?
 
2021-09-09 8:52:13 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Helen Keller?


Dating ruined her ability to measure things with her hands.

It's why she never went into carpentry.
 
2021-09-09 8:54:30 PM  
A blind date....with a book

inside an envelope, so you can't see the title.

/ neat.
 
2021-09-09 8:59:46 PM  

mrparks: UncleDirtNap: Helen Keller?

Dating ruined her ability to measure things with her hands.

It's why she never went into carpentry.


That, plus it's hard to drive a nail with one hand and cuss with the other.
 
2021-09-09 9:03:09 PM  

vudukungfu: Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.


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2021-09-09 9:04:50 PM  
Subby's mom wears an eye patch over one eye, so...
 
2021-09-09 9:08:21 PM  
"If you are going in for dialysis you can be there for half a day. It can't ever be enjoyable but hopefully it can be more enjoyable than it is."

I used to watch horror movies on my iPod. It seemed fitting if I was going to have all the blood sucked out of my body.
 
2021-09-09 9:14:57 PM  
That is a nice idea.
 
2021-09-09 9:33:06 PM  

tasteme: vudukungfu: Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.

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2021-09-09 9:36:27 PM  

vudukungfu: tasteme: vudukungfu: Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.

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2021-09-09 9:55:21 PM  

vudukungfu: Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.


Sheffield, man.
 
2021-09-09 10:09:16 PM  

UncleDirtNap: vudukungfu: tasteme: vudukungfu: Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.

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I've already swiped most of you guys as Left or Right.
 
2021-09-10 12:27:38 AM  
Thank goodness they fixed the photo so it didn't look like she was left handed.
 
2021-09-10 1:06:05 AM  
I shared a house with a bloke who went around Sheffield parks at night handing out free condoms to the men looking for "blind dates" there*. Endcliffe Park was one of them, but I think he said the Botanical Gardens was where most of the action was.

*This was his job, not hobby.

/this was years ago
//wonder what he's up to now
///trois
 
2021-09-10 4:08:13 AM  

UncleDirtNap: vudukungfu: tasteme: vudukungfu: Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.

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/shudder
 
2021-09-10 5:09:13 AM  

Fear the Clam: "If you are going in for dialysis you can be there for half a day. It can't ever be enjoyable but hopefully it can be more enjoyable than it is."

I used to watch horror movies on my iPod. It seemed fitting if I was going to have all the blood sucked out of my body.


The NHS provides a home dialysis service, so you don't have to be there for half a day and can watch movies on your full sized screen not just the iPad.
 
2021-09-10 5:17:43 AM  

Fear the Clam: "If you are going in for dialysis you can be there for half a day. It can't ever be enjoyable but hopefully it can be more enjoyable than it is."

I used to watch horror movies on my iPod. It seemed fitting if I was going to have all the blood sucked out of my body.


Well, dialysis may be in my future, but when I went for chemo, the nurse always tuned the tv to a channel where a squirrel told me how to make dinners that would make a dog yark. I learned to bring music with earbuds  and a book
 
2021-09-10 7:00:08 AM  
Stan Rogers?
 
2021-09-10 7:50:34 AM  

marsoft: Fear the Clam: "If you are going in for dialysis you can be there for half a day. It can't ever be enjoyable but hopefully it can be more enjoyable than it is."

I used to watch horror movies on my iPod. It seemed fitting if I was going to have all the blood sucked out of my body.

The NHS provides a home dialysis service, so you don't have to be there for half a day and can watch movies on your full sized screen not just the iPad.


For the eight years altogether I've been on dialysis, most of the time I did it at home or work with peritoneal, and lived a relatively normal life. However, during that time I had a bunch of surgery and had to do hemodialysis for eight months or so while my guts healed. It wasn't long enough to look into home hemo, although that's an option here, too.
 
2021-09-10 8:37:11 AM  

UncleDirtNap: vudukungfu: tasteme: vudukungfu: Some lady I would probably enjoy the company of.

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The Fark Party Forum used to be the Fark Dating thread, but it was all about BBQBUTEXand stuff.
Still is.
 
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