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(Yahoo)   Texas woman threatens a judge with hanging all because he advocated wearing a mask in public. And you thought abortion laws were the craziest thing you'd hear out of Texas this week?   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-09-09 12:23:25 AM  
That's outrageous! Everyone knows the penalty for mask advocating in Texas is life in Galveston.
 
2021-09-09 12:28:04 AM  
She's nuts.
 
2021-09-09 12:36:48 AM  
Everyone has their own personal bottle of cray-cray. Some people simply pop their tops much more readily than others.
 
2021-09-09 1:14:52 AM  
Religion is the biggest problem we face.  Everything else stems from that.

#TaxTheChurches
/retroactively into bankruptcy
 
2021-09-09 1:15:22 AM  

feckingmorons: She's nuts.


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2021-09-09 1:57:32 AM  
Well, better wear a mask in jail.
 
2021-09-09 2:59:08 AM  
Abortion is the craziest thing we've heard out of Texas this week.

This is nothing in comparison.

Yeah, this one is off her farking rocker, but the men there are far, far worse.
 
2021-09-09 4:30:25 AM  
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2021-09-09 6:36:31 AM  

wooden_badger: Religion is the biggest problem we face.  Everything else stems from that.

#TaxTheChurches
/retroactively into bankruptcy


I'm good with that
 
2021-09-09 7:15:26 AM  
I'm so tired of lunatics.

It's shocking how many there are running loose.
 
2021-09-09 8:24:56 AM  

buttercat: I'm so tired of lunatics.

It's shocking how many there are running loose.


You should work in an ER, you realize that ~20% of the population shouldn't be out without a caregiver.
 
2021-09-09 8:31:16 AM  
Hopefully the judge put that terrorist in jail where they belong.
 
2021-09-09 8:33:53 AM  
anyone submit this story linked in the footer with an obvious tag yet?

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2021-09-09 8:35:26 AM  
Global HairArtist Ashley Rocks

From her instagram.  Not just a local hair artist, but a global hair artist.  She cuts hair.  She is also heavily into an organic supplement MLM, as you would expect.
 
2021-09-09 8:38:20 AM  

feckingmorons: buttercat: I'm so tired of lunatics.

It's shocking how many there are running loose.

You should work in an ER, you realize that ~20% of the population shouldn't be out without a caregiver.


And a helmet, mittens tied to their sleeves, even in summer, a bus pass on a lanyard, a three-day supply of instant chocolate pudding...
 
2021-09-09 8:40:44 AM  
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2021-09-09 8:41:44 AM  
is this a thing where these MAGA nuts harass folks in grocery stores for having the nerve to wear masks? saw one yesterday while I was shopping. some older dude was all pissed off at someone wearing one. only caught the end of it as I walked into the aisle. I had my mask on (and I'm a larger man with zero tolerance for nut jobs) - he saw me, I gave him a look as if to say "go ahead. say something to me" but he walked away.

honestly - if and/or when this happens to me - I'm nearly 50 and have zero police record whatsoever. figure I get to give one freebee beating before I get charged with a felony
 
2021-09-09 8:48:49 AM  

poconojoe: is this a thing where these MAGA nuts harass folks in grocery stores for having the nerve to wear masks? saw one yesterday while I was shopping. some older dude was all pissed off at someone wearing one. only caught the end of it as I walked into the aisle. I had my mask on (and I'm a larger man with zero tolerance for nut jobs) - he saw me, I gave him a look as if to say "go ahead. say something to me" but he walked away.

honestly - if and/or when this happens to me - I'm nearly 50 and have zero police record whatsoever. figure I get to give one freebee beating before I get charged with a felony


you have three strikes, shame to forego the first two...
 
2021-09-09 8:50:16 AM  
Actually I think the abortion thing is crazier. This is a short term incident with just one loon.
 
2021-09-09 8:52:09 AM  

HedlessChickn: Abortion is the craziest thing we've heard out of Texas this week.

This is nothing in comparison.

Yeah, this one is off her farking rocker, but the men there are far, far worse.


There are plenty of women in Texas who are perfectly fine with punishing other women when it comes to abortion.  I'd venture a guess that every married male Texas politician who voted for the new abortion restrictions has a wife that supports it.  Otherwise the wives would be making their husbands' lives a living hell right now.
 
2021-09-09 8:52:11 AM  
Not surprised. Mrs. rancher has family in Houston, sadly, when the Covid-19 was abating (it seemed) we went for a visit. Brother in law supported Ted Cruz, He Who Shall Not Be Named and Abbot Costello. It was 5 days of me biting my tongue and turning red. FFS-who handed out the cult Kool-Aid down there? And Houston is supposed to be fairly "blue". I dread the upcoming mid-terms. Up where I live still plenty of maskers, I'm one, and a goodly number who don't. I am thinking of switching to an N95 for MY protection. They can suck in the virus and croak.
 
2021-09-09 8:57:36 AM  
Heh.
"Nirenberg" trial?
I think Ron would say.. "Not guilty".  Then do some curls.

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2021-09-09 8:58:46 AM  
Isn't threatening a judge, like, a big deal?  Like assault on a police officer or something like that?
 
2021-09-09 8:58:49 AM  
American Taliban street preachers really are a special kind of trash, aren't they?
 
2021-09-09 9:00:10 AM  
What do these people think the end game is of, in their mind, having people mask up during a pandemic?  Is Big Mask pulling the strings behind the curtain?
 
2021-09-09 9:03:34 AM  
The amazing part is that SHE submitted the video.  She is PROUD of it.
 
2021-09-09 9:06:03 AM  

sleze: Isn't threatening a judge, like, a big deal?  Like assault on a police officer or something like that?


I don't think her saying "they will hang you" qualifies as a threat.  It wasn't specific since "they" is never identified.  Change the word "they" to I or we and it would be a threat.
 
2021-09-09 9:06:33 AM  

Bertuccio: Actually I think the abortion thing is crazier. This is a short term incident with just one loon.


Its actually been going on for several years. But this specifically has been going on for a good 18 months. And the loons are many.
 
2021-09-09 9:06:37 AM  

LL316: What do these people think the end game is of, in their mind, having people mask up during a pandemic?  Is Big Mask pulling the strings behind the curtain?


I read about some firefighter in Nevada who died at 38 from coronavirus and his widow stated "We thought it was all a political game."  What does that even mean?  The scientists and libs are wearing masks to avoid getting sick and... what?
 
2021-09-09 9:06:54 AM  

LL316: What do these people think the end game is of, in their mind, having people mask up during a pandemic?  Is Big Mask pulling the strings behind the curtain?


It's the thin edge of the wedge, the gateway to control, cuck training. Somehow wearing a mask now opens you up to being a mindless zombie who will be manipulated into supporting the gay agenda. And not the good gay agenda with mimosas at brunch and a day of fashion but the bad one with all the butt stuff that conservatives can't stop thinking about.
 
2021-09-09 9:09:59 AM  
Texas law just ended restrictions on guns just before this happened.   He and the mayor are doing televised status meetings on COVID's impact every day, following the evening news, just trying to be responsible and look out for friends and neighbors.

Abbott is trying to figure out how to charge anyone wearing a seatbelt with a crime but hasn't come up on the magic formula yet.  Perhaps asking private citizens to shoot people in their cars will be his solution.
 
2021-09-09 9:12:09 AM  

wooden_badger: Religion is the biggest problem we face.  Everything else stems from that.

#TaxTheChurches
/retroactively into bankruptcy


This^^^
 
2021-09-09 9:12:39 AM  

buttercat: I'm so tired of lunatics.

It's shocking how many there are running loose.


Came here to say exactly that. I've begun to be...less tolerant of idiots irl. Brief run-in with one yesterday.
 
2021-09-09 9:14:00 AM  

Cafe Threads: feckingmorons: She's nuts.

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Kentucky fried chicken movie is a lost treasure. Watch it
 
2021-09-09 9:16:06 AM  

Rapmaster2000: LL316: What do these people think the end game is of, in their mind, having people mask up during a pandemic?  Is Big Mask pulling the strings behind the curtain?

I read about some firefighter in Nevada who died at 38 from coronavirus and his widow stated "We thought it was all a political game."  What does that even mean?  The scientists and libs are wearing masks to avoid getting sick and... what?


And then BAM! soshalism and interrace marriages
 
2021-09-09 9:16:30 AM  

poconojoe: is this a thing where these MAGA nuts harass folks in grocery stores for having the nerve to wear masks? saw one yesterday while I was shopping. some older dude was all pissed off at someone wearing one. only caught the end of it as I walked into the aisle. I had my mask on (and I'm a larger man with zero tolerance for nut jobs) - he saw me, I gave him a look as if to say "go ahead. say something to me" but he walked away.

honestly - if and/or when this happens to me - I'm nearly 50 and have zero police record whatsoever. figure I get to give one freebee beating before I get charged with a felony


A couple of months ago I went to the store and wore a mask, because there's a farking pandemic out there.  I'm in the checkout line and a doofus comes into the store.  "Hey, you ain't gotta wear a mask no more." he yelled at me.  "I do", I answered.  He stopped and pointed at me "What makes you special?"  He was spoiling for an argument.  I just said "Allergies".  The rest of the folks laughed at him and he slunk off to the beer aisle.

If I hadn't been hungover I'd probably have taken him up on the argument, even though I know it's futile.  I used to get drunk and argue with the God people in Aggieville in Manhattan, KS. on a Friday night now and then.  Thank you, beer, for making me hungover so I didn't get into an argument with a brain damaged cretin.
 
2021-09-09 9:18:20 AM  

felching pen: That's outrageous! Everyone knows the penalty for mask advocating in Texas is life in Galveston.


Where you will be reminded, every day, that you're not BOI.
 
2021-09-09 9:22:20 AM  
I've lived in San Antonio. Conflating mask advocacy, communism, and vigilante justice is a slow Tuesday down there. I'm just surprised that someone is familiar enough with a judge to identify them while they are wearing a mask. I'm guessing that she's made enough appearances in front of him to be able to pick him out.

Pro tip - if you're not a licensed attorney, you don't want judges to know your name.

/disclosure - I live in Austin, where hippies wear Che Guevara t-shirts without knowing history
//and go to a birthday party for Eeyore
///and roll their eyes at anybody who actually can define communism, socialism, or capitalism
 
2021-09-09 9:23:42 AM  
As far as the god business goes, Judge should have instructed her to have a big steaming mug of 1 Timmy 2:12 and STFU: "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." Her husband should have warned her. It's his fault, really.
 
2021-09-09 9:27:46 AM  
Why does it always go back to the Devil?    Mask wearing is the work of Satan.   Pizzagate was some kind of Satanic ritual.    Vaccines are from the Devil.   Q and Trump are here to save us from Satan's cabal.
 
2021-09-09 9:30:13 AM  

Gaythiest Elitist: As far as the god business goes, Judge should have instructed her to have a big steaming mug of 1 Timmy 2:12 and STFU: "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." Her husband should have warned her. It's his fault, really.


In a proper Christian nation, he'd be locked up for a couple weeks with her as punishment for her stepping out of line like that.  Or they'd both be strapped with leather whips in the town square.  He needs to beat her more, but not to death, because that would be wrong.
 
2021-09-09 9:30:24 AM  

gamera1: Why does it always go back to the Devil?    Mask wearing is the work of Satan.   Pizzagate was some kind of Satanic ritual.    Vaccines are from the Devil.   Q and Trump are here to save us from Satan's cabal.


Because they're all religious nutjobs, and if it's not part of "God's plan" i.e., what they want to do, then it must be part of the "Devil's work" i.e., anything someone else says they need to do that they don't wanna.

Any time you hear a crazy fundamentalist talk about anything being of the Devil or the work of Satan, replace that with "it's weird and i don't like it." It makes way more sense then.
 
2021-09-09 9:31:38 AM  

Hyjamon: anyone submit this story linked in the footer with an obvious tag yet?

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Yeah I was all prepped to make fun of him for being in the COVID Hall of Fame but looks like he took self checkout.

I can make fun of someone for dying in a stupid way, but damn. That's a lot of pain to be in. It's just unfortunate that he was so invested in a system that causes it instead of prevents it.
 
2021-09-09 9:32:30 AM  
Said it many times before and I'll keep saying it forever; until these terrorist lunatics are either arrested and/or curb-stomped the moment they start up with their shiat, this is only going to get worse. Being passive or even civilized to these buttholes only encourages them to become even more belligerent.

Never take the high road with domestic terrorists.
 
2021-09-09 9:36:01 AM  

neongoats: Hopefully the judge put that terrorist in jail where they belong.


Country judges in Texas aren't actually judges, they're the chief executive officer of the county. Think of them as the county executive anywhere else. I mean they can still ask the police to arrest her for terroristic threats, but unlike a judicial judge they do not have the unilateral power to swear out an arrest warrant.
 
2021-09-09 9:41:29 AM  
Interesting......that judge has a lot of self control or he left his gun at home.  Texas judges pretty much conceal carry 24/7.
 
2021-09-09 9:41:36 AM  

LL316: What do these people think the end game is of, in their mind, having people mask up during a pandemic?  Is Big Mask pulling the strings behind the curtain?


There is no endgame aside from vague 'takin' ur freedumb' notions and religious mark of the beast wackery. Their God-emperor dissed masks and the demon-crats recommend them, so that's good enough reason, the rest is all rationalization.
 
2021-09-09 9:44:13 AM  

michdotrich: Interesting......that judge has a lot of self control or he left his gun at home.  Texas judges pretty much conceal carry 24/7.


Stand your ground State, he feared for his life. I'd vote to acquit.
 
2021-09-09 9:44:26 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Said it many times before and I'll keep saying it forever; until these terrorist lunatics are either arrested and/or curb-stomped the moment they start up with their shiat, this is only going to get worse. Being passive or even civilized to these buttholes only encourages them to become even more belligerent.

Never take the high road with domestic terrorists.


The problem is that they're becoming much more brazen in their attacks and their apparent willingness to do real violence is getting to be a serious problem. Dylann roof is but one example.

Now they feel that they're free to accost people on the beach for dressing immodestly, because "freedom of speech".

Man Accosts Young Women On The Beach
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These loons need to be locked up, and soon, or they're going to start car-bombing hospitals and schools. The Q-Anon forums are already talking like this.
 
2021-09-09 9:47:27 AM  
Is NOW the time to have a conversation about getting a Texas tag?
 
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