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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Dune received an eight minute standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival. Man, the audience was really happy it was over   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2021-09-04 1:20:58 AM  
The part that annoyed me was how the popcorn stained my lips.
 
2021-09-04 1:28:57 AM  

Ghastly: The part that annoyed me was how the popcorn stained my lips.


It is by theater concessions alone I set my taste buds in motion. It is by the butter in the popcorn that I acquire flavor, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning to others to stay away from my popcorn. It is by theater consessions alone I set my taste buds in motion.
 
2021-09-04 1:50:26 AM  
The tomatoes must flow
 
Xai
2021-09-04 2:43:25 AM  
8 minutes? Did stalin direct it?
 
2021-09-04 4:13:02 AM  
*Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.
 
2021-09-04 4:16:20 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.


Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.
 
2021-09-04 5:37:29 AM  
So was it better or worse then Jupiter Rising, because to me that's was about peak sci-fi.
 
2021-09-04 5:54:46 AM  
I've heard really good things about the film.

But I'm kind of bummed because I don't see it making enough money to justify filming part 2.

Maybe HBO will pick it up as a limited series or something.
 
2021-09-04 6:07:33 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.


Well, his second son, Leto II.
 
2021-09-04 6:41:59 AM  

rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.


It's his only son, who is twins with Ghamina.  Leto II is Leto II because Paul's father is Leto I.
 
2021-09-04 7:10:50 AM  
Newsflash: People in crowds become weird violent sheep. Sometimes they applaud too long.
 
2021-09-04 7:18:33 AM  

rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.


I hear Jared Leto is in talks to portray Leto II
 
2021-09-04 7:27:21 AM  

Flincher: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

I hear Jared Leto is in talks to portray Leto II


You shut your mouth.

Don't give those farkers ideas like that.
 
2021-09-04 8:18:28 AM  

LrdPhoenix: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

It's his only son, who is twins with Ghamina.  Leto II is Leto II because Paul's father is Leto I.


Dune nerd argument.
 
2021-09-04 8:21:16 AM  

Doodenkoff: LrdPhoenix: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

It's his only son, who is twins with Ghamina.  Leto II is Leto II because Paul's father is Leto I.

Dune nerd argument.


You two get out your crysknives and settle this.
 
2021-09-04 8:28:14 AM  

Exluddite: Doodenkoff: LrdPhoenix: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

It's his only son, who is twins with Ghamina.  Leto II is Leto II because Paul's father is Leto I.

Dune nerd argument.

You two get out your crysknives and settle this.


No, I suppose he is right.  He did have a first son named Leto who was killed too.
 
2021-09-04 8:28:17 AM  

Flincher: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

I hear Jared Leto is in talks to portray Leto II


Yes! And you, David Fincher, will direct.
 
2021-09-04 8:34:56 AM  

Ghastly: The part that annoyed me was how the popcorn stained my lips.


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2021-09-04 9:42:04 AM  
Excitement level rising...but I'm still not going to get fully excited until I hear actual reviews from folks I trust.
It certainly LOOKS gorgeous, but that's only part of the puzzle.
 
2021-09-04 9:58:09 AM  
For lulz reasons I just want the movie to synchronize with Pink Floyd albums.
 
2021-09-04 10:40:50 AM  
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2021-09-04 10:53:33 AM  
Feels like ...MARKETING
 
2021-09-04 11:20:29 AM  

LrdPhoenix: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

It's his only son, who is twins with Ghamina.  Leto II is Leto II because Paul's father is Leto I.


The first son (named Leto) was killed by Sardukar just prior to the battle at the Shield Wall. The second son, twin to Ghanima is also named Leto and assumed the royal name Leto II upon his ascension to the throne at the end of Children of Dune. Leto II is the one that undergoes the transformation into the Tyrant in order to save humanity.
 
2021-09-04 11:24:55 AM  

rummonkey: LrdPhoenix: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

It's his only son, who is twins with Ghamina.  Leto II is Leto II because Paul's father is Leto I.

The first son (named Leto) was killed by Sardukar just prior to the battle at the Shield Wall. The second son, twin to Ghanima is also named Leto and assumed the royal name Leto II upon his ascension to the throne at the end of Children of Dune. Leto II is the one that undergoes the transformation into the Tyrant in order to save humanity.


Spoiler alert, damn you.
 
2021-09-04 2:34:08 PM  

LimpDickRicky: rummonkey: LrdPhoenix: rummonkey: Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: *Spoiler alert*

Chalamet needs to get ready to play a semi-ancient human worm hybrid emperor in a few years.

Oops, I just remembered that was Paul's son, Leto, so they could always cast someone else.

Well, his second son, Leto II.

It's his only son, who is twins with Ghamina.  Leto II is Leto II because Paul's father is Leto I.

The first son (named Leto) was killed by Sardukar just prior to the battle at the Shield Wall. The second son, twin to Ghanima is also named Leto and assumed the royal name Leto II upon his ascension to the throne at the end of Children of Dune. Leto II is the one that undergoes the transformation into the Tyrant in order to save humanity.

Spoiler alert, damn you.


Lol, God Emperor of Dune is 40 years old. We are well past spoiler territory.

/good snark though
//god I'm old
 
2021-09-04 3:01:10 PM  
 
2021-09-04 3:16:41 PM  
8 minutes? Pfft - Clerks 2 did that at Cannes 15 years ago. It's a pretty easy acheivement when you're surrounded by elite sycophants
 
2021-09-04 10:51:48 PM  

Bslim: Feels like ...MARKETING


Yes, but doesn't that feel good?

Some marketing team and their contract lackeys pissed away large chunks of their lives to work through this campaign.

People shiatted up their lives worse to make the case to pay money to see this movie.

Commitments missed, cold dinners, all that nonsense corporate shiat.

It's a big deal. They're trying to get to half of 2019 numbers. Lets hope it works, since this is a 2 part story.
 
2021-09-05 2:39:31 AM  
New hotness: outrage about positive review
 
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