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(The News & Observer (NC))   If your gender reveal party involves gunshots and more than three schools get locked down, you might be a redneck   (newsobserver.com) divider line
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2021-09-03 2:24:20 PM  
the dad-to-be fired "celebratory rounds" into the air....

They don't teach much science in Tennessee, do they? Absolutely nothing about gravity? Or am I wrong, and bullets just dissolve after being shot upward?
 
2021-09-03 3:34:57 PM  
They will wear it as a badge of pride
 
2021-09-03 3:36:48 PM  
True rednecks have a parent reveal party.
 
2021-09-03 3:40:09 PM  

dothemath: True rednecks have a parent reveal party.


I'm sure halfway through the keg a lot of revealing happens.
 
2021-09-03 3:40:26 PM  
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2021-09-03 3:41:05 PM  
I mean technically wasn't he an active shooter?
 
2021-09-03 3:41:08 PM  
Before clicking, I thought "Tennessee is usually the place where shiat like this happens." Lo and behold!
 
2021-09-03 3:41:46 PM  
Murfreesboro.  Sounds about right.
 
2021-09-03 3:42:08 PM  

dothemath: True rednecks have a parent reveal party.


Also known as The Maury Povich Show.
 
2021-09-03 3:44:38 PM  
also acts as a parental intelligence reveal
 
2021-09-03 3:48:47 PM  
If your gender reveal party involves gunshots and more than three schools get locked down, you might be a redneck

Who besides Yosemite Sam shoots off guns will yelling "IT'S A BOY! YEEE-HAW!"?
 
2021-09-03 3:49:54 PM  

doctorguilty: dothemath: True rednecks have a parent reveal party.

Also known as The Maury Povich Show.


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2021-09-03 3:54:43 PM  
The article it links to has a Fark-ready headline: Gender reveal: it's a ... misdemeanor

No mugshots though, so I am disappoint.
 
2021-09-03 4:11:22 PM  
Rapmaster2000 - Murfreesboro.  Sounds about right.

Yep. Only got down there twice in 16 years, but that was enough. I preferred East Nasty myself.
 
2021-09-03 4:12:42 PM  

tasteme: Before clicking, I thought "Tennessee is usually the place where shiat like this happens." Lo and behold!


I guess you've never been to Michigan
 
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2021-09-03 4:16:41 PM  

dothemath: True rednecks have a parent reveal party.


"Stop it daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"
 
2021-09-03 4:18:29 PM  
At my gender reveal they didn't lock any schools down. Just lots of pointing and laughing.
 
2021-09-03 4:18:43 PM  
I think the 'might' part of the headline is redundant
 
2021-09-03 4:22:59 PM  

dothemath: True rednecks have a parent reveal party.


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2021-09-03 4:50:43 PM  
What kinda self-respecting redneck has a gender reveal party? Next they'll be sipping lattes like them college liberals.
 
2021-09-03 5:10:38 PM  
I've made it clear to my friends and family. "I will not go to your gender reveal party!"  I added the caveat ,"UNLESS there's an open cocaine bar"  other than that, I don't care about your kids gender.
 
2021-09-03 6:48:22 PM  
Gender Reveal? Why not Wore Shoes Today parties?
 
2021-09-03 8:04:20 PM  
Redneck gender is hard.
 
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