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2021-09-02 11:50:15 AM  
I enjoy that they put a picture of a fuzzy peach as the lead on this more than anything. It was a completely absurd and ridiculous choice but also somehow perfectly suitable.
 
2021-09-02 1:06:28 PM  
Again?

Repeat week on Fark continues....
 
2021-09-02 2:06:51 PM  

Cafe Threads: Again?

Repeat week on Fark continues....


...did the previous thread of examples of what a butt might look like?
 
2021-09-02 2:07:11 PM  

guestguy: Cafe Threads: Again?

Repeat week on Fark continues....

...did the previous thread of examples of what a butt might look like?


*have examples
 
2021-09-02 2:08:13 PM  

Cafe Threads: Again?

Repeat week on Fark continues....


Really. I missed it.
Do I get to keep the greenlit +1?
 
2021-09-02 2:08:55 PM  
You need a really big train to get in it
 
2021-09-02 2:12:07 PM  

guestguy: guestguy: Cafe Threads: Again?

Repeat week on Fark continues....

...did the previous thread of examples of what a butt might look like?

*have examples


It's hard to type accurately with one hand, I assume.
 
2021-09-02 2:13:22 PM  
I quite enjoy the shapely posteriors of attractive young ladies and I cannot prevaricate with regard to said appreciation of posterior.
 
2021-09-02 2:15:45 PM  
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Since pandemic is likely to extend into the foreseeable future, any volunteers for a butt enhancement cream study? Must purchase own butt cream.
 
2021-09-02 2:16:42 PM  

40 degree day: guestguy: guestguy: Cafe Threads: Again?

Repeat week on Fark continues....

...did the previous thread of examples of what a butt might look like?

*have examples

It's hard to type accurately with one hand, I assume.


Yes, quite tumescent...
 
2021-09-02 2:18:16 PM  
I like 'em round and juicy....
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2021-09-02 2:18:53 PM  
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Was completely unaware that such products existed. Is it scientifically formulated to target the buttocks?
 
2021-09-02 2:20:49 PM  
Buttplug on airship is a nice touch.  Also the mons passenger cabin works as well.
 
2021-09-02 2:20:57 PM  
https://www.army-technology.com/projects/long-endurance-multi-intelligence-vehicle/

It was originally designed to loiter above Afghanistan for days on end, apparently to provide motivation intelligence to the troops.
 
2021-09-02 2:21:25 PM  
At its maximum speed of 92 mph, it can make the flight from LAX to La Guardia in 30 hours and 36 minutes.  Maybe not practical for regular passenger service, it would be a viable open if you had some junk in a trunk you were willing to watch bounce around a couple days when using your train just won't work.
 
2021-09-02 2:23:46 PM  

Wobambo: [kibagay.com image 425x757]

Was completely unaware that such products existed. Is it scientifically formulated to target the buttocks?


Sure, mix a lot.
 
2021-09-02 2:26:18 PM  
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Our specially blended tea will make you grow arrows on your ass. But what an ass it'll be!
 
2021-09-02 2:26:56 PM  

Bread314: At its maximum speed of 92 mph, it can make the flight from LAX to La Guardia in 30 hours and 36 minutes.  Maybe not practical for regular passenger service, it would be a viable open if you had some junk in a trunk you were willing to watch bounce around a couple days when using your train just won't work.


Looks like it's mostly a thing to let rich tourists gawk at animals on the ground or the ocean:

The journey will make use of the Airlander 10's ability to fly extremely slowly and close to the ground in order to give tourists amazing views of local wildlife and scenery - illustrating the tradeoff of low speed but high versatility that comes from flying in an airship rather than a plane.
"We can go down to 300 feet, even 100 feet if needed, as slow as a bike," pilot Carl-Oscar Lawaczeck told CNN, "in order to offer our passengers a glimpse of those polar habitats to our passengers,"


Makes more of a sense than earlier cargo transport proposals.
 
2021-09-02 2:39:14 PM  
They should call it the "What What"
 
2021-09-02 2:44:40 PM  
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2021-09-02 2:52:54 PM  
HMS Assmaster, I would give anything for that command.
 
2021-09-02 2:56:28 PM  
You other pilots can't deny.  Those tourists in the seats, they get views.

/Best I could do.
 
2021-09-02 3:06:26 PM  
I'm telling you, 'ya gotta get a bread making machine!!

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/awww yissss!!
 
2021-09-02 3:08:55 PM  

Xanlexian: I'm telling you, 'ya gotta get a bread making machine!!

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/awww yissss!!


That's....hypnotic.
 
2021-09-02 3:14:12 PM  
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2021-09-02 3:31:46 PM  
Comes complete with gusset!
 
2021-09-02 3:41:42 PM  
Link lacks ANY pictures, is trash.  There's an instagram link that doesn't work, might be related.
 
2021-09-02 4:18:21 PM  
Put a blimp in your butt.
Make it limp in your butt.

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/I ain't putting no blimp in my butt.
//That's nasty.
 
2021-09-02 4:51:24 PM  

chawco: I enjoy that they put a picture of a fuzzy peach as the lead on this more than anything. It was a completely absurd and ridiculous choice but also somehow perfectly suitable.


I was going to ask if that wasn't a giant peach rather than an airship, but I think you might be right. It may be a literal peach. Intended metaphorically.
 
2021-09-02 6:13:16 PM  
Hawt
 
2021-09-02 9:59:03 PM  
What is going on in this thread.  Looks around, oh, I'll be back in a few minutes.
 
2021-09-03 2:23:11 AM  
Hugh Jass approves. Also his dog, paws terrier. (Sigh, I'm too tired for this shut.)
 
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