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(ESPN)   Too drunk to drive, but just drunk enough to manage the Mets   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Major League Baseball, general manager Zack Scott, Chicago Cubs, National League, Atlanta Braves, New York Mets, San Francisco Giants, Montreal Expos  
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423 clicks; posted to Sports » on 01 Sep 2021 at 7:51 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-01 6:27:02 PM  
Finally, some bad news for the Mets.
 
2021-09-01 7:25:34 PM  
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Hi guys, I've got the jacket and everything and I can start tomorrow.
 
2021-09-01 7:54:21 PM  
Did the Mets accept three wishes from a monkey's paw or something?
 
2021-09-01 8:10:07 PM  
Too Drunk to Fuck
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2021-09-01 8:21:03 PM  
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2021-09-01 8:49:54 PM  
"New York Mets acting GM Zack Scott arrested on DWI charge, won't join team for road trip"

Phrasing?
 
2021-09-01 8:53:57 PM  
The Mets organization is becoming even sadder to watch, if that's possible

Sad and funny
 
2021-09-01 9:45:28 PM  
Found asleep at the wheel at 4:15 AM. At a traffic light. That's not a good look.
 
2021-09-01 10:55:37 PM  

Rip_Rufus: Found asleep at the wheel at 4:15 AM. At a traffic light. That's not a good look.


True, however it's probably better than 4:15 PM
 
2021-09-01 10:59:50 PM  
Some of the best Mets players and staff were heavy drinkers
 
2021-09-01 11:34:50 PM  
chicken and egg
 
2021-09-01 11:54:01 PM  
Um...that's "generally manage" the Mets, get it right...
 
2021-09-01 11:56:56 PM  

little big man: Finally, some bad news for the Mets.


He was just the "acting" GM after all.
 
2021-09-02 12:12:23 AM  
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2021-09-02 12:45:52 AM  
 
2021-09-02 1:07:11 AM  

Rip_Rufus: Found asleep at the wheel at 4:15 AM. At a traffic light. That's not a good look.


I've had worse looks.
 
2021-09-02 10:16:36 AM  
So he leaves the party at 9pm after having a few drinks and decides to keep going and make a night of it?  Sounds like the guy has a serious problem and it ain't new.
 
2021-09-02 11:02:40 AM  
Meet the Mets.
Meet the Mets.
There's a dumb drunk parked in the street the Mets.
 
2021-09-02 7:51:11 PM  
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2021-09-02 8:29:20 PM  

cefm: So he leaves the party at 9pm after having a few drinks and decides to keep going and make a night of it?  Sounds like the guy has a serious problem and it ain't new.


Yep. He just might have a problem...
 
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