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(NYPost)   Gender reveal milk crate challenge manages to not burn down the surrounding neighborhood   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Twitter, Crate, Pregnancy, Milk, Infant, Viral video, viral Milk Crate Challenge, viral video  
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2067 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Sep 2021 at 7:58 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-01 6:08:34 PM  
I hate everything about this headline.
 
2021-09-01 8:01:04 PM  
Should have had the woman do it.
 
2021-09-01 8:02:37 PM  
The two worst things on the internet?

I have a few ideas but I'm going with The Blaze and OAN.
 
2021-09-01 8:02:48 PM  
Murcia, Florida, and Facepalm watch as Dumbass runs 95 yards for the touchdown.
 
2021-09-01 8:03:42 PM  
that was cute. a lot of enthusiasm in that crowd.

i always thought it would be fun to have the reveal color be purple or something like that.
people be like wtf?


also, it was magical finding out the sex of my crotch fruit upon exit (or entry depending on which side you're on).

that's right, magical.
 
2021-09-01 8:05:05 PM  

SPARC Pile: Murcia, Florida, and Facepalm watch as Dumbass runs 95 yards for the touchdown.


95 yards?

It's been a few years but I don't recall a football game like that.
 
2021-09-01 8:05:48 PM  
Make him eat a tide pod. If he pukes blue, it's a boy, pink puke - it's a girl. Then he can fall to his death because this is the Worst Timeline.
 
2021-09-01 8:07:37 PM  

Saborlas: I hate everything about this headline.


Mission accomplished...

/ Not subby
 
2021-09-01 8:16:19 PM  
If I were married to a guy who thought this was a good idea, we'd be promptly divorced.
 
2021-09-01 8:19:28 PM  
The presumed dad to be

I love that, can we get Geraldo to do the paternity test results?
 
2021-09-01 8:20:48 PM  
When even the New York Post hates gender reveal stunts, maybe it's time to give them a goddamned rest, straights.  Who else is even left to tell you how stupid and dangerous they are?
 
2021-09-01 8:22:26 PM  

casual disregard: SPARC Pile: Murcia, Florida, and Facepalm watch as Dumbass runs 95 yards for the touchdown.

95 yards?

It's been a few years but I don't recall a football game like that.


There was a 98 yard touchdown last year in a Tampa Bay game
https://www.tampabay.com/sports/bucs/​2​020/11/15/ronald-jones-sets-franchise-​record-with-98-yard-touchdown-run/?out​putType=amp
 
2021-09-01 8:38:13 PM  
It's a boy astard!
 
2021-09-01 8:40:16 PM  
Or maybe not bastard, not quite orphan,

What's that thing that has no father?
It's a failure?
 
2021-09-01 8:49:11 PM  
Sure looks to me like she's not really pregnant, they're not really having a baby, and this was all just some bullshiat viral social media asshattery designed to go viral.

Thankfully, I'm vaccinated... so fark off.
 
2021-09-01 8:49:18 PM  
Those look like fake milk crates. I've got a couple from The Container Store.  They're overpriced and somewhat flimsy. I've got a few more from a couple of other places (probably WalMart or Target). They're not much better although I'm sure they were cheaper than Container Store.

I have 2 real milk crates which I either "found" or "liberated". depending on how you look at it  Okay, I admit, I stole them.

My version of the "milk crate challenge":

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It's really a "piano bench". It's what I sit on when I try to play an old electronic keyboard. Sometimes my cat sleeps on it.
 
2021-09-01 8:53:19 PM  

My Sober Alt: Those look like fake milk crates. I've got a couple from The Container Store.  They're overpriced and somewhat flimsy. I've got a few more from a couple of other places (probably WalMart or Target). They're not much better although I'm sure they were cheaper than Container Store.

I have 2 real milk crates which I either "found" or "liberated". depending on how you look at it  Okay, I admit, I stole them.

My version of the "milk crate challenge":

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It's really a "piano bench". It's what I sit on when I try to play an old electronic keyboard. Sometimes my cat sleeps on it.


I'm a pianist, and my professional opinion is that your ass and your cat deserve better.
 
2021-09-01 8:59:38 PM  
This level of attention whoring stupidity is why we got T**** and also why for the last 18 months this country can't do the simplest and stupidest things to stop the pandemic.
You know what color I want for your gender reveal?  COVID. Fark off.
 
2021-09-01 9:47:39 PM  

austerity101: When even the New York Post hates gender reveal stunts, maybe it's time to give them a goddamned rest, straights.  Who else is even left to tell you how stupid and dangerous they are?


I'm heartily sick of each and every one of these "challenges".  I wish someone would start a "douse yourself in Ronson lighter fluid and strike a match until you're just a pile of ashes" challenge.  That way everybody's happy -- the participants simultaneously get their mugs on the internet and we eliminate them in one 15 second video.
 
2021-09-01 9:54:15 PM  
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2021-09-01 10:05:54 PM  
Totally fake, he's not pregnant
 
2021-09-01 10:41:09 PM  
jokes on him, he's not the father.
 
2021-09-01 10:57:02 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image image 800x454]


It was a boy in that case.
 
2021-09-01 11:12:27 PM  
How to have a gender reveal party:

Hey everyone, welcome! We're having a boy. Now who wants to party?!
 
2021-09-02 7:31:27 AM  
"high jinks"? "HIGH JINKS"‽‽
 
2021-09-02 12:17:30 PM  
That people are seriously thinking that having kids right now is a good idea boggles the mind.
 
2021-09-02 2:42:42 PM  
I'm gay, so I don't get why explosions are important to tell the family what the baby will be. Seems kinda immature. I think I'd be happy to just present a nice cake with blue or pink icing- did & done. After all, the sole purpose of the gender reveal is to get friends & family to stump up for 5hings we can't afford, like explosions at gender reveal parties. Maybe the money could've been asked or spent stocking up nappies? I hate waste. Dumbass deserves what he did.
 
2021-09-02 4:37:45 PM  
Don't see how people are getting worked up about this; either my bullshiat detector needs a calibration or this is clearly meant to be a joke
 
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